Moving! (IRL, not from the site don't worry)
Posted 2 years agoSome of you have messaged me wondering where in the Hell Kyrm t. Bat has gone, and why my submissions have been so sparse.
The journal title tells half a story: I'm moving. Without getting too personal, the story's other half is that my present living arrangements have decayed to a point where writing is often an untenable prospect.
The very fortunate news is, after three years of scraping, scrounging, filing mountains of paperwork, and making dubious financial decisions: I'm getting the hell outta here! Come month's end, I'll begin the process of U-hauling my paraphernalia into a place that, while rather cramped even for a bat of my stature, is my own.
That means much much much much more me-time, and more me-time translates to more writing time.
So expect to see a whole lot more of me in the future (size pun perhaps intended).
For my clients: apologies, but expect some more delays before I'm back in the swing of it.
For everyone, clients especially: thank you for being either Constant Readers, or fellow freaks here for some incredibly esoteric handful of stories I've penned.
Your readership, your replies, and your general support are the reasons I'm able to find myself a nook at all. It's certainly going to be a modest living, but it's a living you've all helped me earn, and I can't see myself doing anything other than writing for you all.
THAT BEING SAID HERE'S THE OBLIGATORY PANHANDLING PORTION THAT INEVITABLY COMES WITH THESE POSTS:
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
Moving out is tapping me out pretty goddamn hard. This exact situation isn't one I had been planning for financially. I will survive, BUT! if you've ever enjoyed my writing, any support via ko-fi is deeply appreciated.
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
Thanks again, and expect Much More Kyrm after some delays.
The journal title tells half a story: I'm moving. Without getting too personal, the story's other half is that my present living arrangements have decayed to a point where writing is often an untenable prospect.
The very fortunate news is, after three years of scraping, scrounging, filing mountains of paperwork, and making dubious financial decisions: I'm getting the hell outta here! Come month's end, I'll begin the process of U-hauling my paraphernalia into a place that, while rather cramped even for a bat of my stature, is my own.
That means much much much much more me-time, and more me-time translates to more writing time.
So expect to see a whole lot more of me in the future (size pun perhaps intended).
For my clients: apologies, but expect some more delays before I'm back in the swing of it.
For everyone, clients especially: thank you for being either Constant Readers, or fellow freaks here for some incredibly esoteric handful of stories I've penned.
Your readership, your replies, and your general support are the reasons I'm able to find myself a nook at all. It's certainly going to be a modest living, but it's a living you've all helped me earn, and I can't see myself doing anything other than writing for you all.
THAT BEING SAID HERE'S THE OBLIGATORY PANHANDLING PORTION THAT INEVITABLY COMES WITH THESE POSTS:
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
Moving out is tapping me out pretty goddamn hard. This exact situation isn't one I had been planning for financially. I will survive, BUT! if you've ever enjoyed my writing, any support via ko-fi is deeply appreciated.
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
Thanks again, and expect Much More Kyrm after some delays.
Price Increase
Posted 4 years agoHey folks. If you've talked to me lately, you know that I've been bumping my prices behind the scenes due to increasing demand.
This time, we are going to be taking a rather drastic jump to 5 cents per word. Obviously, this does not apply to stories that have been queued preemptively at other agreed-upon prices.
Thank you again for all of your support.
This time, we are going to be taking a rather drastic jump to 5 cents per word. Obviously, this does not apply to stories that have been queued preemptively at other agreed-upon prices.
Thank you again for all of your support.
Macro March Sale, $2.50 off New Heights!
Posted 4 years agoHappy Macro March, folks! I'll be plugging away at my commissions as always. I'll ALSO be doing a small sale on a big milestone I finished last year: New Heights, a novel-length macro piece that I sell on gumroad.
You can find it here: https://gumroad.com/l/djyhum
and there are FREE preview chapters here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37767776/
and here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38077520/
Along with a FREE 181-page side-story follow-up here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40300652/
I'll be doing a small sale on this piece for Macro March, so if you've been waiting for it to get slightly cheaper, now's your chance.
USE THE DISCOUNT CODE "macromarch" IN CHECKOUT FOR $2.50 OFF YOUR ORDER
Action.
Adventure.
Gratuitous amounts of skintight leather and kinky mixed-size intercourse...
Li Bahn. The Forever City. Corporation-ruled and with riches for the taking.
Enter the Midnight Dancer, a code-named sable thrill-seeker who moonlights as a thief. One near-deadly run thrusts him from his life as someone small, sleek, and stealthy to thunderous, towering, and all-around terrifying. Stranded at 60 feet and wanted by the corporation he crossed, he has no choice except to rely on his sometimes-partner Ambler for help.
Tensions rise between a literally giant flirt and a cagey, foul-mouthed chinchilla who may or may not have a thing for bigger guys. Will Midnight Dancer find a cure for his new stature? Will he want to? Will he and his partner bang?!
Find out in...
NEW HEIGHTS, a 278-page, cyberpunk-themed gay furry erotica novel with a key focus on macrophile elements.
Erotic M/m scenes run the gamut, with some tags including:
Mouthplay, handplay, copious amounts of teasing, body exploration, clothing entrapment, paws, masturbation, and dealing with more sable junk and ass than one man can handle.
...And maybe a touch of something close to romance along the way.
BUY HERE for $9.99
https://gumroad.com/l/djyhum
USE THE DISCOUNT CODE "macromarch" IN CHECKOUT FOR $2.50 OFF YOUR ORDER
You can find it here: https://gumroad.com/l/djyhum
and there are FREE preview chapters here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37767776/
and here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38077520/
Along with a FREE 181-page side-story follow-up here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40300652/
I'll be doing a small sale on this piece for Macro March, so if you've been waiting for it to get slightly cheaper, now's your chance.
USE THE DISCOUNT CODE "macromarch" IN CHECKOUT FOR $2.50 OFF YOUR ORDER
Action.
Adventure.
Gratuitous amounts of skintight leather and kinky mixed-size intercourse...
Li Bahn. The Forever City. Corporation-ruled and with riches for the taking.
Enter the Midnight Dancer, a code-named sable thrill-seeker who moonlights as a thief. One near-deadly run thrusts him from his life as someone small, sleek, and stealthy to thunderous, towering, and all-around terrifying. Stranded at 60 feet and wanted by the corporation he crossed, he has no choice except to rely on his sometimes-partner Ambler for help.
Tensions rise between a literally giant flirt and a cagey, foul-mouthed chinchilla who may or may not have a thing for bigger guys. Will Midnight Dancer find a cure for his new stature? Will he want to? Will he and his partner bang?!
Find out in...
NEW HEIGHTS, a 278-page, cyberpunk-themed gay furry erotica novel with a key focus on macrophile elements.
Erotic M/m scenes run the gamut, with some tags including:
Mouthplay, handplay, copious amounts of teasing, body exploration, clothing entrapment, paws, masturbation, and dealing with more sable junk and ass than one man can handle.
...And maybe a touch of something close to romance along the way.
BUY HERE for $9.99
https://gumroad.com/l/djyhum
USE THE DISCOUNT CODE "macromarch" IN CHECKOUT FOR $2.50 OFF YOUR ORDER
Price Increase
Posted 4 years agoHello everyone, I am going to be officially raising my prices with the new year. My queue has been getting fuller and fuller despite my diligent work rate remaining at the same level.
The increase won't be major, only half a cent per word, putting my rate to three and a half cents ($0.035) per word as opposed to $0.03.
This will NOT AFFECT stories already in the queue. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR YOUR CURRENTLY COMMISSIONED STORIES.
Expect a more formal update post soon; for now, I am battling an annoyingly persistent illness which has been slowing my work rate down far more than I'd like.
And thanks a ton to all the people who enjoy my stories and make this sort of thing possible. I am trying my hardest to make this writing business something that can sustain me into the future, so to do that I am gradually bringing myself in-line with a rate that will allow me to make a real living off of my craft.
The increase won't be major, only half a cent per word, putting my rate to three and a half cents ($0.035) per word as opposed to $0.03.
This will NOT AFFECT stories already in the queue. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR YOUR CURRENTLY COMMISSIONED STORIES.
Expect a more formal update post soon; for now, I am battling an annoyingly persistent illness which has been slowing my work rate down far more than I'd like.
And thanks a ton to all the people who enjoy my stories and make this sort of thing possible. I am trying my hardest to make this writing business something that can sustain me into the future, so to do that I am gradually bringing myself in-line with a rate that will allow me to make a real living off of my craft.
New Heights, Novel-Length Macro On Sale via Gumroad!
Posted 5 years agoWell, I'm going to bombard you fine folks with advertising about this piece just about everywhere I can, so...
Hello, everyone! As you may have noticed if you watch me and are aware of my posting schedule, I've been incognito these last few weeks. There's a good reason for that: I've been hard at work on a novel-length commission.
Action.
Adventure.
Gratuitous amounts of skintight leather and kinky mixed-size intercourse...
Li Bahn. The Forever City. Corporation-ruled and with riches for the taking.
Enter the Midnight Dancer, a code-named sable thrill-seeker who moonlights as a thief. One near-deadly run thrusts him from his life as someone small, sleek, and stealthy to thunderous, towering, and all-around terrifying. Stranded at 60 feet and wanted by the corporation he crossed, he has no choice except to rely on his sometimes-partner Ambler for help.
Tensions rise between a literally giant flirt and a cagey, foul-mouthed chinchilla who may or may not have a thing for bigger guys. Will Midnight Dancer find a cure for his new stature? Will he want to? Will he and his partner bang?!
Find out in...
NEW HEIGHTS, a 278-page, cyberpunk-themed gay furry erotica novel with a key focus on macrophile elements.
Erotic M/m scenes run the gamut, with some tags including:
Mouthplay, handplay, copious amounts of teasing, body exploration, clothing entrapment, paws, masturbation, and dealing with more sable junk and ass than one man can handle.
...And maybe a touch of something close to romance along the way.
BUY HERE for $9.99
https://gumroad.com/l/djyhum
Hello, everyone! As you may have noticed if you watch me and are aware of my posting schedule, I've been incognito these last few weeks. There's a good reason for that: I've been hard at work on a novel-length commission.
Action.
Adventure.
Gratuitous amounts of skintight leather and kinky mixed-size intercourse...
Li Bahn. The Forever City. Corporation-ruled and with riches for the taking.
Enter the Midnight Dancer, a code-named sable thrill-seeker who moonlights as a thief. One near-deadly run thrusts him from his life as someone small, sleek, and stealthy to thunderous, towering, and all-around terrifying. Stranded at 60 feet and wanted by the corporation he crossed, he has no choice except to rely on his sometimes-partner Ambler for help.
Tensions rise between a literally giant flirt and a cagey, foul-mouthed chinchilla who may or may not have a thing for bigger guys. Will Midnight Dancer find a cure for his new stature? Will he want to? Will he and his partner bang?!
Find out in...
NEW HEIGHTS, a 278-page, cyberpunk-themed gay furry erotica novel with a key focus on macrophile elements.
Erotic M/m scenes run the gamut, with some tags including:
Mouthplay, handplay, copious amounts of teasing, body exploration, clothing entrapment, paws, masturbation, and dealing with more sable junk and ass than one man can handle.
...And maybe a touch of something close to romance along the way.
BUY HERE for $9.99
https://gumroad.com/l/djyhum
1,000 Watchers!
Posted 5 years agoI a'int much of a bigshot in the furry community, but I'm glad I've been able to carve my modest niche for you guys by way of writing. I'm sure a lot of folk have watched me for a lot of different kinds of stories and contents, but I'm pleased so many of you like what I've done. Thanks for all the encouragement along the way!
Expect more in the future. I basically write nonstop.
Also, because I'm shameless and poor, I'll plug my Ko-Fi and Patreon.
$3/month gets you the latest chapters in an exclusive macro/micro-oriented serial commission, "Familiarized," a story with gay romance elements, giant anthros, and an unfortunate human who becomes the familiar of a mouse magic in a college for spellcasters.
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Tip jar here: https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
I hope I can continue pumping out stories for you folks to enjoy!
Expect more in the future. I basically write nonstop.
Also, because I'm shameless and poor, I'll plug my Ko-Fi and Patreon.
$3/month gets you the latest chapters in an exclusive macro/micro-oriented serial commission, "Familiarized," a story with gay romance elements, giant anthros, and an unfortunate human who becomes the familiar of a mouse magic in a college for spellcasters.
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Tip jar here: https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
I hope I can continue pumping out stories for you folks to enjoy!
Story Commissions Open!
Posted 5 years agoHey! If you are reading this, no matter how old the journal is, commissions are STILL open! Feel free to note me on FurAffinity, then we can chat via notes or Discord about the details.
RATES: 5 cents per word.
i.e. 3,000 words = $150. 6,000 words = $300, etc. etc.
Unsure about budget? Let me know! I can always work with you to figure out some kind of satisfying story.
EXAMPLES OF LENGTH
Shrinking Kisses - ~2,000 words - $100
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27361370/
Diminutive Doxing - ~7,000 words - $350
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27423462/
Slowly Seduced by a Serial Shrinker - ~13,000 words - $650
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30687798/
SPECIAL RATES
Gore Tax: An extra half a cent per word. If you like it bloody, that's fine - but it's going to cost a little bit extra. Keep in mind, this is for explicit gore. Death or implied death or even non-hard vore won't incur this extra charge.
Private Commissions: 7 cents per word. I'd like to keep my commissions / portfolio on FA consistent, so if you want private work, I will have to charge more.
HOW WILL THE COMMISSION PROCESS WORK
I like to work this out on a per-client basis. The reason being that people can be very particular with how they want their pieces! If you want the work to be a surprise, you can give me a premise, I can roll with it, you can pay, and I can deliver. You can spell out the story scene-by-scene. You can give me a list of kinks/must-includes. You can have me send you excerpts for review so we can be sure that we're on the same page.
We can just figure the process out together! Having written over one hundred commissions over the course of seven or so months, I'm fairly confident that I can provide something satisfactory for you.
I will generally not post a piece until you have had the chance to read it and I have received your approval.
WHAT WON'T YOU DO?
No underage
Probably no scat/farting, might go under the gore tax.
Honestly, I will write just about anything else.
Hit me up on notes if you have any questions.
Still wanna show support but don't really have a comm in mind? Throw the bat a tip into his jar over at Patreon and get access to my exclusive serial Familiarized:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Wanna tip the bat?
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
RATES: 5 cents per word.
i.e. 3,000 words = $150. 6,000 words = $300, etc. etc.
Unsure about budget? Let me know! I can always work with you to figure out some kind of satisfying story.
EXAMPLES OF LENGTH
Shrinking Kisses - ~2,000 words - $100
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27361370/
Diminutive Doxing - ~7,000 words - $350
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27423462/
Slowly Seduced by a Serial Shrinker - ~13,000 words - $650
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30687798/
SPECIAL RATES
Gore Tax: An extra half a cent per word. If you like it bloody, that's fine - but it's going to cost a little bit extra. Keep in mind, this is for explicit gore. Death or implied death or even non-hard vore won't incur this extra charge.
Private Commissions: 7 cents per word. I'd like to keep my commissions / portfolio on FA consistent, so if you want private work, I will have to charge more.
HOW WILL THE COMMISSION PROCESS WORK
I like to work this out on a per-client basis. The reason being that people can be very particular with how they want their pieces! If you want the work to be a surprise, you can give me a premise, I can roll with it, you can pay, and I can deliver. You can spell out the story scene-by-scene. You can give me a list of kinks/must-includes. You can have me send you excerpts for review so we can be sure that we're on the same page.
We can just figure the process out together! Having written over one hundred commissions over the course of seven or so months, I'm fairly confident that I can provide something satisfactory for you.
I will generally not post a piece until you have had the chance to read it and I have received your approval.
WHAT WON'T YOU DO?
No underage
Probably no scat/farting, might go under the gore tax.
Honestly, I will write just about anything else.
Hit me up on notes if you have any questions.
Still wanna show support but don't really have a comm in mind? Throw the bat a tip into his jar over at Patreon and get access to my exclusive serial Familiarized:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Wanna tip the bat?
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
Small Price Change
Posted 5 years agoHey all! Don't panic! This is only affecting my lower-end word count stories. Most stories I have been commissioned for have been in the 6,000+ word count range regardless, so I am going to push my flat rate to 3 cents per word in order to avoid confusion.
I will be throwing up a new Story Commissions journal reflecting these changes.
To those of you in my queue: this does not affect your current commissions!
I will be throwing up a new Story Commissions journal reflecting these changes.
To those of you in my queue: this does not affect your current commissions!
Story Commissions Open!
Posted 6 years agoFigured I'd throw it up again. Yes, if you are reading this, no matter how old the journal is, commissions are STILL open! Feel free to note me on FurAffinity, then we can chat via notes or Discord about the details.
RATES: 2 cents per word up to 5,000 words. 3 cents per word for stories past 5,000 words.
i.e. 1,500 words @ 2 cents = $30, 2,500 words @ 2 cents = $50. 6,000 words @ 3 cents = $180, etc. etc.
Unsure about budget? Let me know! I can always work with you to figure out some kind of satisfying story.
EXAMPLES OF LENGTH
Shrinking Kisses - ~2,000 words - $40
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27361370/
Diminutive Doxing - ~7,000 words - $210
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27423462/
Slowly Seduced by a Serial Shrinker - ~13,000 words - $390
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30687798/
SPECIAL RATES
Gore Tax: +$5 per 1,000 words, or half a cent per 1,000 words. If you like it bloody, that's fine - but it's going to cost a little bit extra. Keep in mind, this is for explicit gore. Death or implied death or even non-hard vore won't incur this extra charge.
Private Commissions: 4 cents per word. I'd like to keep my commissions / portfolio on FA consistent, so if you want private work, I will have to charge more.
HOW WILL THE COMMISSION PROCESS WORK
I like to work this out on a per-client basis. The reason being that people can be very particular with how they want their pieces! If you want the work to be a surprise, you can give me a premise, I can roll with it, you can pay, and I can deliver. You can spell out the story scene-by-scene. You can give me a list of kinks/must-includes. You can have me send you excerpts for review so we can be sure that we're on the same page.
We can just figure the process out together! Having written over one hundred commissions over the course of seven or so months, I'm fairly confident that I can provide something satisfactory for you.
I will generally not post a piece until you have had the chance to read it and I have received your approval.
WHAT WON'T YOU DO?
No underage
Probably no scat/farting, might go under the gore tax.
Honestly, I will write just about anything else.
Hit me up on notes if you have any questions.
Still wanna show support but don't really have a comm in mind? Throw the bat a tip into his jar over at Patreon and get access to the exclusive serial Familiarized:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Wanna tip the bat?
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
RATES: 2 cents per word up to 5,000 words. 3 cents per word for stories past 5,000 words.
i.e. 1,500 words @ 2 cents = $30, 2,500 words @ 2 cents = $50. 6,000 words @ 3 cents = $180, etc. etc.
Unsure about budget? Let me know! I can always work with you to figure out some kind of satisfying story.
EXAMPLES OF LENGTH
Shrinking Kisses - ~2,000 words - $40
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27361370/
Diminutive Doxing - ~7,000 words - $210
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27423462/
Slowly Seduced by a Serial Shrinker - ~13,000 words - $390
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30687798/
SPECIAL RATES
Gore Tax: +$5 per 1,000 words, or half a cent per 1,000 words. If you like it bloody, that's fine - but it's going to cost a little bit extra. Keep in mind, this is for explicit gore. Death or implied death or even non-hard vore won't incur this extra charge.
Private Commissions: 4 cents per word. I'd like to keep my commissions / portfolio on FA consistent, so if you want private work, I will have to charge more.
HOW WILL THE COMMISSION PROCESS WORK
I like to work this out on a per-client basis. The reason being that people can be very particular with how they want their pieces! If you want the work to be a surprise, you can give me a premise, I can roll with it, you can pay, and I can deliver. You can spell out the story scene-by-scene. You can give me a list of kinks/must-includes. You can have me send you excerpts for review so we can be sure that we're on the same page.
We can just figure the process out together! Having written over one hundred commissions over the course of seven or so months, I'm fairly confident that I can provide something satisfactory for you.
I will generally not post a piece until you have had the chance to read it and I have received your approval.
WHAT WON'T YOU DO?
No underage
Probably no scat/farting, might go under the gore tax.
Honestly, I will write just about anything else.
Hit me up on notes if you have any questions.
Still wanna show support but don't really have a comm in mind? Throw the bat a tip into his jar over at Patreon and get access to the exclusive serial Familiarized:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Wanna tip the bat?
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
Story Commissions Open!
Posted 6 years agoIt's been three whole months since I last posted this. Figured I'd throw it up again. Yes, if you are reading this, no matter how old the journal is, commissions are STILL open! Feel free to note me on FurAffinity, then we can chat via notes or Discord on the details.
RATES: 2 cents per word up to 5,000 words. 3 cents per word for stories past 5,000 words.
i.e. 1,500 words @ 2 cents = $30, 2,500 words @ 2 cents = $50. 6,000 words @ 3 cents = $180, etc. etc.
Unsure about budget? Let me know! I can always work with you to figure out some kind of satisfying story.
EXAMPLES OF LENGTH
Shrinking Kisses - ~2,000 words - $40
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27361370/
Diminutive Doxing - ~7,000 words - $210
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27423462/
Slowly Seduced by a Serial Shrinker - ~13,000 words - $390
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30687798/
SPECIAL RATES
Image Descriptions: $15. 1,000-word narrative based on a picture that you have commissioned. I have some briefer samples here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30436757/ and here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27932950/ - basically, a very small story to go with your picture.
Gore Tax: +$5 per 1,000 words, or half a cent per 1,000 words. If you like it bloody, that's fine - but it's going to cost a little bit extra. Keep in mind, this is for explicit gore. Death or implied death or even non-hard vore won't incur this extra charge.
Private Commissions: 4 cents per word. I'd like to keep my commissions / portfolio on FA consistent, so if you want private work, I will have to charge more.
HOW WILL THE COMMISSION PROCESS WORK
I like to work this out on a per-client basis. The reason being that people can be very particular with how they want their pieces! If you want the work to be a surprise, you can give me a premise, I can roll with it, you can pay, and I can deliver. You can spell out the story scene-by-scene. You can give me a list of kinks/must-includes. You can have me send you excerpts for review so we can be sure that we're on the same page.
We can just figure the process out together! Having written over fifty writing commissions at this point, I'm fairly confident that I can provide something satisfactory to you.
I will generally not post a piece until you have had the chance to read it and I have received your approval.
WHAT WON'T YOU DO?
No underage
Probably no scat/farting, might go under the gore tax.
Honestly, I will probably write just about anything else.
Hit me up on notes if you have any questions.
Still wanna show support but don't really have a comm in mind? Throw the bat a tip into his jar over at Patreon and get access to the exclusive serial Familiarized:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Wanna tip the bat?
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
RATES: 2 cents per word up to 5,000 words. 3 cents per word for stories past 5,000 words.
i.e. 1,500 words @ 2 cents = $30, 2,500 words @ 2 cents = $50. 6,000 words @ 3 cents = $180, etc. etc.
Unsure about budget? Let me know! I can always work with you to figure out some kind of satisfying story.
EXAMPLES OF LENGTH
Shrinking Kisses - ~2,000 words - $40
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27361370/
Diminutive Doxing - ~7,000 words - $210
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27423462/
Slowly Seduced by a Serial Shrinker - ~13,000 words - $390
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30687798/
SPECIAL RATES
Image Descriptions: $15. 1,000-word narrative based on a picture that you have commissioned. I have some briefer samples here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30436757/ and here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27932950/ - basically, a very small story to go with your picture.
Gore Tax: +$5 per 1,000 words, or half a cent per 1,000 words. If you like it bloody, that's fine - but it's going to cost a little bit extra. Keep in mind, this is for explicit gore. Death or implied death or even non-hard vore won't incur this extra charge.
Private Commissions: 4 cents per word. I'd like to keep my commissions / portfolio on FA consistent, so if you want private work, I will have to charge more.
HOW WILL THE COMMISSION PROCESS WORK
I like to work this out on a per-client basis. The reason being that people can be very particular with how they want their pieces! If you want the work to be a surprise, you can give me a premise, I can roll with it, you can pay, and I can deliver. You can spell out the story scene-by-scene. You can give me a list of kinks/must-includes. You can have me send you excerpts for review so we can be sure that we're on the same page.
We can just figure the process out together! Having written over fifty writing commissions at this point, I'm fairly confident that I can provide something satisfactory to you.
I will generally not post a piece until you have had the chance to read it and I have received your approval.
WHAT WON'T YOU DO?
No underage
Probably no scat/farting, might go under the gore tax.
Honestly, I will probably write just about anything else.
Hit me up on notes if you have any questions.
Still wanna show support but don't really have a comm in mind? Throw the bat a tip into his jar over at Patreon and get access to the exclusive serial Familiarized:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Wanna tip the bat?
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
Story Commissions Price Increase in Near Future
Posted 6 years agoJust a warning that I suspect my rates will be going again up soon. (They already have in an unofficial capacity, but it hasn't been codified yet). Probably to three cents a word. I'd like to find some affordable options beneath that rate for those who want something short and sweet.
Any suggestions are welcome. Figuring out the sweet spot for this sort of stuff is hard.
Patreon is still a WIP as well. Mostly just working through my queue at the moment, I just figured I'd post this up sooner rather than out of nowhere later down the road.
Any suggestions are welcome. Figuring out the sweet spot for this sort of stuff is hard.
Patreon is still a WIP as well. Mostly just working through my queue at the moment, I just figured I'd post this up sooner rather than out of nowhere later down the road.
Kyrm's Writing Shed Open For Business [Patreon]
Posted 6 years agoSomeone asked me a while back if there were ways to support me and ensure that I have the means to keep putting content together.
I do now have a Patreon, right here:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
There's not much to see right now. It's basically a glorified tip jar, but every little bit helps as I continue to construct vertically inclined (and declined) tales. Still working through a commission queue, though. After that, I may or may not puzzle out some tiers if folks are interested.
I do now have a Patreon, right here:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
There's not much to see right now. It's basically a glorified tip jar, but every little bit helps as I continue to construct vertically inclined (and declined) tales. Still working through a commission queue, though. After that, I may or may not puzzle out some tiers if folks are interested.
Story Commissions Open
Posted 6 years agoHey! If you are reading this, no matter how old the journal is, commissions are STILL open! Feel free to note me on FurAffinity, then we can chat via notes or Discord about the details.
RATES: 5 cents per word.
i.e. 3,000 words = $150. 6,000 words = $300, etc. etc.
Unsure about budget? Let me know! I can always work with you to figure out some kind of satisfying story.
EXAMPLES OF LENGTH
Shrinking Kisses - ~2,000 words - $100
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27361370/
Diminutive Doxing - ~7,000 words - $350
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27423462/
Slowly Seduced by a Serial Shrinker - ~13,000 words - $650
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30687798/
SPECIAL RATES
Gore Tax: An extra half a cent per word. If you like it bloody, that's fine - but it's going to cost a little bit extra. Keep in mind, this is for explicit gore. Death or implied death or even non-hard vore won't incur this extra charge.
Private Commissions: 7 cents per word. I'd like to keep my commissions / portfolio on FA consistent, so if you want private work, I will have to charge more.
HOW WILL THE COMMISSION PROCESS WORK
I like to work this out on a per-client basis. The reason being that people can be very particular with how they want their pieces! If you want the work to be a surprise, you can give me a premise, I can roll with it, you can pay, and I can deliver. You can spell out the story scene-by-scene. You can give me a list of kinks/must-includes. You can have me send you excerpts for review so we can be sure that we're on the same page.
We can just figure the process out together! Having written over one hundred commissions over the course of seven or so months, I'm fairly confident that I can provide something satisfactory for you.
I will generally not post a piece until you have had the chance to read it and I have received your approval.
WHAT WON'T YOU DO?
No underage
Probably no scat/farting, might go under the gore tax.
Honestly, I will write just about anything else.
Hit me up on notes if you have any questions.
Still wanna show support but don't really have a comm in mind? Throw the bat a tip into his jar over at Patreon and get access to my exclusive serial Familiarized:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Wanna tip the bat?
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
RATES: 5 cents per word.
i.e. 3,000 words = $150. 6,000 words = $300, etc. etc.
Unsure about budget? Let me know! I can always work with you to figure out some kind of satisfying story.
EXAMPLES OF LENGTH
Shrinking Kisses - ~2,000 words - $100
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27361370/
Diminutive Doxing - ~7,000 words - $350
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27423462/
Slowly Seduced by a Serial Shrinker - ~13,000 words - $650
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30687798/
SPECIAL RATES
Gore Tax: An extra half a cent per word. If you like it bloody, that's fine - but it's going to cost a little bit extra. Keep in mind, this is for explicit gore. Death or implied death or even non-hard vore won't incur this extra charge.
Private Commissions: 7 cents per word. I'd like to keep my commissions / portfolio on FA consistent, so if you want private work, I will have to charge more.
HOW WILL THE COMMISSION PROCESS WORK
I like to work this out on a per-client basis. The reason being that people can be very particular with how they want their pieces! If you want the work to be a surprise, you can give me a premise, I can roll with it, you can pay, and I can deliver. You can spell out the story scene-by-scene. You can give me a list of kinks/must-includes. You can have me send you excerpts for review so we can be sure that we're on the same page.
We can just figure the process out together! Having written over one hundred commissions over the course of seven or so months, I'm fairly confident that I can provide something satisfactory for you.
I will generally not post a piece until you have had the chance to read it and I have received your approval.
WHAT WON'T YOU DO?
No underage
Probably no scat/farting, might go under the gore tax.
Honestly, I will write just about anything else.
Hit me up on notes if you have any questions.
Still wanna show support but don't really have a comm in mind? Throw the bat a tip into his jar over at Patreon and get access to my exclusive serial Familiarized:
https://www.patreon.com/kyrm
Wanna tip the bat?
https://ko-fi.com/kyrmbat
Story Commissions Price Increase
Posted 6 years agohey folks, writing comms are still open, but I think there's going to be a price hike, unfortunately
2 cents per word, as opposed to the original 1 cent - mostly 'cause I spend a good amount of time with each piece, and I'd like to keep giving what I do write the attention it deserves!
2 cents per word, as opposed to the original 1 cent - mostly 'cause I spend a good amount of time with each piece, and I'd like to keep giving what I do write the attention it deserves!
Story commissions open
Posted 7 years agoOk, figured since my last journal was a little old. Yes, I'm open for writing commissions generally whenever. Price point is still $5/500 words, and I know in my last post I said I was sticking to around a 2,000 word limit, but basically everyone who messages me asks for more.
SO we'll float around 5,000 as the upper limit, as that seems to be what people are into. We can negotiate higher, of course, but I may ask for a slightly raised price point, considering the scope of the project.
Also, strange aside, since someone noted me asking: yes, if you'd like to make a commission including my bat character / other characters featured in my own stories in some capacity, I'm probably down for it. I'm also probably open for art trades, feel free to chat with me about that sort of thing - might be fun to figure out.
Obviously still gonna post commissions and random lewd stories as time permits. Gotta keep my own Big Boy cravings in check.
SO we'll float around 5,000 as the upper limit, as that seems to be what people are into. We can negotiate higher, of course, but I may ask for a slightly raised price point, considering the scope of the project.
Also, strange aside, since someone noted me asking: yes, if you'd like to make a commission including my bat character / other characters featured in my own stories in some capacity, I'm probably down for it. I'm also probably open for art trades, feel free to chat with me about that sort of thing - might be fun to figure out.
Obviously still gonna post commissions and random lewd stories as time permits. Gotta keep my own Big Boy cravings in check.
Maybe open for writing commissions
Posted 7 years agoShot in the dark since I don't have too many watchers, but I wouldn't mind trying my hand at writing lewd stuff for money. Let's say $5 per 500 words, up to around 2,000. Willing to negotiate higher, but that's going to be my general limit for now.
Hit me up in notes if you're interested. I'll probably write just about any kind of fetishy stuff, and I'll definitely do macro, though if it's anything too hardcore I might not want to be credited if you post it.
Hit me up in notes if you're interested. I'll probably write just about any kind of fetishy stuff, and I'll definitely do macro, though if it's anything too hardcore I might not want to be credited if you post it.