Ya'll so funny.


You make me want to punch you in the face out of how hilarious you are.


Fo' srs <3

It's been ten years since I made my last journal. But enough of that.

I have a serious issue with hermaphrodites on this site. I'm not talking the "pre-op tranny" type, like cuntboys and dickgirls. That's fine. That's how they WOULD be, right? They're actually possible.

But that "hidden vag behind the balls" type? No. Just straight up no. You people do realize that dicks can't work without that space between the balls and anus, right? That's where the roots (caudal) and body of the penis are housed. That's what the taint is, right? IT'S NECESSARY. YOU CAN'T HAVE A VAG THERE AND STILL HAVE A WORKING PENIS. IT ISN'T POSSIBLE.

STOP IT.

BAD FURRIES >:C

Now, I'm not saying all hermaphrodites are impossible. Yes, true hermaphrodites can have both sets of genitalia at birth, BUT the genitalia are not what you guys are doing. They're called "ambiguous genitalia":

"Ambiguous genitalia appear as a large clitoris or small penis and may or may not require surgery.
Because there is variation in all of the processes of the development of the sex organs, a child can be born with a sexual anatomy that is typically female, or feminine in appearance with a larger-than-average clitoris (clitoral hypertrophy), or typically male, masculine in appearance with a smaller-than-average penis that is open along the underside. The appearance may be quite ambiguous, describable as female genitals with a very large clitoris and partially fused labia, or as male genitals with a very small penis, completely open along the midline ("hypospadic"), and empty scrotum."

Here's an image for you people.

I think I'm gonna be drawing dragons for a while.


Lots and lots of dragons.














<3



















Also, drongs.

I have 1100+ pageviews and 50+ watchers! I love you guys, I really do~


FA PEOPLE, YOU ROCK!!

Talked into by .

Keep an eye on this! I'll be updating it...well, at least weekly.
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April 26, 2011-- I'm still afraid of the dark.
April 30, 2011-- Part of me still loves my ex, and another part hates me for it.
May 1, 2011-- I eat out of boredom. Summer break is my weight's worst enemy.
May 3, 2011-- I have a massive crush on one of my managers, and I'm pretty sure he knows.
May 10, 2011-- I don't care about people as much as I should.

Why would I delude myself into thinking I could hold a kiriban that anyone would be interested in.

I know I shouldn't complain, but it's hard to hold a celebration when nobody wants to join you.






Also, I've been thinking: Are my commission prices too high? Since I posted that journal 8 months ago, I haven't gotten a single nibble. I do any kind of art anyone could want, but no one's even asked about them. What am I doing wrong there? Is it the pricing or the giant wall of text? Should I change both, maybe?

If the reactor in Japan gives out, what will that mean for us? For once, I can say I'm truly scared. Those people in Wisconsin need to stop worrying about their stupid collective bargaining rights and turn their eye to the west. Radiation is some scary shit, and they're still all going on about how they'll have to pay a whopping 12% of their pensions. Grow some common sense: you have bigger things to care about.

And my heart goes out to the Japanese, to all of those looking for their lost relatives and waiting for a response, to the people on those missing trains, to the people without power, heat, food, water, or shelter. To everyone that's lost everything, and to those doing their best to power through and lend a hand.

Okay, so they aren't mine, and I didn't make them, but they're cheap and adorable! Look here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5230603 LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT :D

Wanna get featured? Just be one of the first 9 commenters, and you've got yourself a spot! Also, make a journal with me as the first of your own list of features, you know, to spread the love ;3

NUMBAH 1:  fallenone05
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3701287/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4775455/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4784655/

NUMBAH 2:....

The following links are to pictures on my sheezyart account-- Most of them are older and not posted up on this account. I apologize beforehand for any inconvenience!

3$ sketches (meaning cleaned up pencil drawing),

(Ex.) http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2248500/

http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2252239/

5$ lines (digital or traditional),

(Ex.) http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2284159/ (Digital)

http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2193552/ (Traditional)

8$ traditional coloring,

(Ex.) http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2265476/

http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2286652/

10$ digital coloring,

(Ex.) http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2286691/

10$ Reference sheets,

(Ex.) http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2245456/ (Your's will be cleaner and neater, I promise!)

12$ watercoloring,

(Ex.) http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2276588/

http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2268185/

15$ pure graphite,

(Ex.) http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2224039/ (Some effects added in Photoshop)

http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2224039/ (Stylized)

+2$ per extra character (unless they are mandatory- such as twins, or a druid and their familiar),

and +2$ for a scenic background.

(Ex.) http://sheezyart.com/art/view/1829613/

Plain white, 1-2 color, gradient, or transparent backgrounds will be free.

I ask that you note me with questions or concerns, or when asking for one!

When requesting your purchase: please PLEASE answer ALL of the following so that I won't leave anything out!

1.) Character(s) w/ref
2.) Commission type
3.) Action/pose (I'm flexible with this, so if you're really stumped feel free to leave it up to me ;) )
4.) Background type (if scenic, specify please!)
5.) Location (Only applicable if you are getting a traditional piece, so that we may talk shipping prices!)
6.) Other

Payment

1.) I only accept paypal! Money orders are just too much hassle.

2.) Art will not be started until payment (in full) is received! You may do installments if you really need/want to, but it will boot you down the waiting list :/ Whomever fully pays first, gets their art first- the only exception to this is for birthday gifts, but I ask that you do not ask me for a gift commission only a few days beforehand.

Time line/Waiting list

Since I have more free time this semester than I did last, lovelies shouldn't have too long a wait for their art. I'll take ten slots worth of information at a time, but will only actively work on three at a time in a first come, first served order.

Slots: All Empty!

1.)
2.)
3.)

Would you guys be interested in commissions from me? They'd be cheap, of course (unless I have some miraculously huge demand), but I'd like to test the waters here. What say you guys to:

3$ sketches (meaning cleaned up pencil drawing),
5$ lines (digital or traditional),
8$ traditional coloring,
10$ digital coloring,
12$ watercoloring,
15$ pure graphite,
+2$ per extra character (unless they are mandatory- such as twins, or a druid and their familiar),
and +2$ for a scenic background.
Plain white, 1-2 color, gradient, or transparent backgrounds will be free.

What do you guys think? Is this fair for an artist of my skill? Is there some price I should lower, or do you think I'm selling myself way too cheap? Comment please; I need and value your input!

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...I managed to fuck up my knee last week :/ It's swollen, pops when I kneel, is stiff when I walk, and feels like something in it is pulling when I bend it. Any ideas anyone?


College will be starting up in about a week here, too, so..eh...


Oh, and: we shaved my cat. We tried everything to get rid of the fleas that she came home with, but nothings worked so far. So we shaved her. She still has fleas, mind, but at least there isn't much hair left to hide in. Expect pictures soon. Or whenever I get off my lazy ass.

AUGAWD. You guys need to plaster ye ayeballs all over this here COMIC OF AWESOME.

And you can all blame  raichul for it. HER AND ALL HER DURPY HINABN ART (that she isn't posting here O: )

Either way

AVAST!: HINABN AHOY~

I've been going through a lot of bad shit lately, but...It's over now. That's good. A conversation with a friend, though, has made me realize that it's time for a reset; emotionally, physically, mentally. So, while I look for that reset button, I'll be doing some character overhauling. Lots of character overhauling, actually. I guess this means that, after I finish my two requests (the last two for a while, mind), I may not be posting any art for a very long time. Or, I might be posting every weekend. We'll just have to wait and see.

Best wishes to all!

Do you guys think I should start posting it here, too? I mean, I'm not against it, I just don't know if it's very...FA-ish, yaknow?

It's not like, nudes or anything, by the way. Usually, I just take pictures of flowers and animals and the like...


What do you think...?

I've hit that wall, guys. You know the one: the one were you realize that all you're capable of drawing are wolves and wolf anthros and cats. Yea.

Normally, I'd just wait this out, yaknow? Just read books for a while, but... I can't this time. I've got requests to work on (lots of requests).

What do you guys do when you've hit the wall?

Do you know what you get when you have an enlightened moo?













A Holy Cow.




8D

So, for those of you that watched Planet Earth, yer pro'ly already freakin' out right now too. For those of you that have no idea what Planet Earth is: GAY. D:<

Anywho, Life is the sequel to Planet Earth, and it premieres NEXT MONTH. I'M FREAKIN' OUT MAN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!


Watch, and be mystified and amazed!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoqCcHQZlWw

It would figure that my first journal would be something like this....

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[] Abasiophilia - People with impaired mobility.
[x] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[x] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[x] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[x] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[] Etemophilia - Vomit.
[] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[x] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[x] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[x] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[x] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[x] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[x] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[]Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[x] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[] Nasophilia - Noses.
[] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[x] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts.
[] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[x] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[] Podophilia - Feet.
[] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[] Retifism - Shoes.
[] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[x] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[] Sitophilia - Food.
[] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[x] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[x] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[x] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[x] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[x] Trichophilia - Hair.
[] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on.
[] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[x] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[x] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens).
[] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.

TOTAL: 21, though I don't see what how many fetishes you have has to do with how high your IQ is....

Check your TOTAL on the table below:
1-3 Definite Feeble-mindedness - Under 70
4-6 Borderline Deficiency - 70-79
7-9 Dullness - 80-89
10-13 Normal or Average Intelligence - 90-109
14-17 Superior Intelligence - 110-119
18-21 Very Superior Intelligence - 120-140
22-26 Genius or Near Genius - 141-180
27-31 Super Genius - 181-200
32+ Freaky Mutant Genius Powers - Over 200