Dear, (who ever lol i dont feel like looking CX )

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i dislike you.
I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds
In your apartment and I saw you sit on My avocado plant.
I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I Told in my confession today about when I think of The incarnation as an eskimo.

Go burn,
Chase McCleary

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RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal or submission):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__ when I think of ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

i tag!

and

i just got my new cell phone! :D

heres a pic of the modle

http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/.....wincognito.jpg

(no thats not my phone so i dont know whose on the screen)

but anyway! im number collecting XD if you wanna text me

my numbers

1-816-885-7990

just leave a comment here with your name then text me your name so i know who it is :3

before ya ask :P Giga-bite is my computers name XD

and if you guys have talked to me you know how much i hate this computer cuz of how old it is it over heats and shuts off ALOT making me lose alot of my art T~T

so it wouldnt stop over heating and i was wondering why so i was dusting off the back when i saw a sticker on it that said "fbi evidence do not open"
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so naturally i opend it XD there was 7 years of dust (literally)

so i cleaned it all out now giga bites running awesomely :D :D :D

lol who wants a free icon?

just send me

*a ref pic
*the color you want the font
*the color you want the text
*what you want written in the box,
**if you dont choose any text ill put "why am i in this box?"

examples
*default text icons
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3499826/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3500427/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3500234/
*custom text
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3504136/

stolen from

1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening?
Evening.

2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
bar

3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
shampoo (conditionar makes my hair really oily)

4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
....no. who does that?!

5 - Do you shave in the shower?
occasionally o.O

6 - Do you sing in the shower?
wouldnt you like to know

7 - Do you use a washcloth?
no

8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
door (its a glass shower)

9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
no

10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
when i went to the pool.
ive showerd in my boxers a few times

11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
no

12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
lol no

13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
family

14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
few times

15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
nope

16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
Yep, though there are days I forget.

17 - Describe your shower in three words.
long hot ... relaxing

18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
getting rid of that one blow of cold air that always seems to find me!

19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
if my back didnt cramp up from standing so long

20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
none

21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
all?

22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
hot water

23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
uhhm -think think think- nothin i remember....?

24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
uhm...i dunno.. ? theyre all the same

25 - When was the last time you showered?
uhm.. >.O sunday after the convention

26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
Maybe tomorrow?

stolen from

[ ] public speaking
[ ] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[x] that Scary guy...
[x] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[x] clowns
[x] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[x] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[x] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love

lol this is by far the funniest youtube vid ever XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmNb3xJFzkc

haha i love this so much!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXq93VImX7w&feature=related

ugh! guess what guys! :D i got another FUCKING thing wrong with me

ontop of my headaches and migrains i NOW have tension headaches! >=[

which if you dont know what a tension headache feels like. its like theres a little monster in your skule beating your skull and pushing on your temples IN SHORT IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH! so now i have heache pills. migrain pills. and tension headache pills. i hate life.

1 - My ex... is a whore now and goes to christian school haha irony
2 - Maybe I should... draw more to get better xD
3 - I love...
4 - People would say that i'm... insane ><
5 - I don't understand... long division o_O
6 - When i wake up in the morning...i wanna go back to sleep ><
7 - I lost...THE GAME
8 - Life is full of... adventure :3
9 - My past is... pain...
10 - I get annoyed when... ppl get nosey and ask ten million questions
11 - Parties are... AWESOME :D
12 - I wish... i could be a real life furry ;~; i want a taaail ><
13 - Dogs... are amazing OwO
14 - Cats... are alright :P im more of a dog person
15 - Tomorrow... i will be getting ready for my anime convention
16 - I have low tolerance... of druggies
17 - If I had a million dollars... i would travel!!!!
18 - I'm totally terrified... of being alone

1. What is your character's name?
Lain McCleary

2. What is your character's name in another language?
莱因麦克利里

3. How old is he/she?
23

4. What is your character's race/species?
wolf jackal

5. Do they have a crush?
uhm...no

6. Do they have many friends?
yep ^^

7. What planet is your character from?
..earth

8. Does your character like to eat?
only sometimes

9. What's his/her favorite food?
pizza, steak, ramen, pocky

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
original coke

11. Is your character annoying?
i dunno..possibly

13. Is your character loved?
sometimes o.o

14. Is your character hated?
probly ^^;;

15. Is he/she emo/goth?
...yep

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
bi

17. Is he/she a virgin?
lol hes a whore XD

18. Name 3 hobbies
drawing, gaming, ...i dont know >.O

19. Is your character normal?
no

20. Is your character attractive?
possibly?

21. How does your character handle emotions?
bottles them

22. Does your character have other forms?
yup but hes usually in anthro wolf jackal form

23. Does your character overreact?
probly

24. Is your character a criminal?
yup >w<

25. Does your character go to school?
no..well with mr grim XD

26. What's his/her IQ?
high...?

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
his toxic, poisonous

28. Is your character dead?
..no

29. Does your character have a family?
yeah. no mother or father tho >< mainly brothers

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
lost mother and father, has scars on his face (he doesnt like to talk about those) and hes poisonous

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
finding his big brother

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
draco

33. Is your character single?
nope X3

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
yeah quite a few

35. Does she/he have an element?
dark mainly or fire

36. Do you role-play your character?
uh huh ^^

37. Do you write about your character?
im not a very good writer

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
yep

39. Does your character get depressed?
sometimes

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
big cats and big dogs like tigers and wolves

41. Does your character have any fears?
heights and nuns

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
not really

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
draco

44. Does your character like music?
yeah

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
mainly emo and goth :P

46. Is he/she impatient?
oh yeah x3

47. What's something funny about your character?
hes 23 and acts like a little kid

48. Name 5 nicknames
lain, lainy, wolfy, pup, bro

49. Does your character curse?
YES XD

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"IM GOIN TO AN ANIME CONVENTION IN A FEW DAYS"

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
chest :P

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
black and white (it says "333 im only half evil" on it)

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yesh :3

4. Do you plan outfits?
fuck no XD

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
abit bored, kinda excited cuz my anime conventions 10 days away :3

6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
cigar pack :P

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
last night O_O i stole my brothers car and happily got 8 tickets then told my mom and we laughed then got a shane dawson sandwhich!

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
nope :P just woke up but we have a plumber coming!

9. What are you craving right now?
chinese >=] i sent my mom after some

10. Do you floss?
no lol flossings weird

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
no thanks ^^;;

12. Are you emotional?
not realy

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
nope, when i was little i thought i counted to a bazzilion tho

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
lick lick lick :3

15. Do you like your hair?
sometimes x3

16. Do you like yourself?
not really

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
...possibly o.O

18. What are you listening to right now?
an Intervention episode

19. Are your parents strict?
only have a mom, and no

20. Would you go sky diving?
yes :3

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
yesh ^^

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
i dont remember o.o

23. Do you rent movies often?
no T^T cant afford them

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
no i dont like things to sparkle

25. How many countries have you visited?
T_T none

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
ya XD i got invited to go to new york to have a pizza because of one

27. Ever been on a train?
yeah when i went to salem i had to take 2 planes a boat a bus a taxi and a train

28. Brown or white eggs?
either?

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
yes :3 LG rumor

30. Do you use chap stick?
no

31. Do you own a gun?
nope

32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes! i love chop sticks!!

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
alone probly

34. Are you too forgiving?
nope, im a jackass XD

35. Ever been in love?
Yes

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
is probly going to work then calling me as he hides in the maitenance closet XD

37. Ever have cream puffs?
i dont remember o.o

38. Last time you cried?
my best friends funeral

39. What was the last question you asked?
"will you bring home chinese?" lol called me mum

40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall

41. Do you have any tattoos?
only one right now, the symbol of anubis on my left forearm

42. Are you sarcastic?
x3 yeaa

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
nope

44. Ever walked into a wall?
lol yep

45. Favorite color?
black red blue and silver

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yep

47. Is your hair curly?
no, straight :3

48. What was the last CD you bought?
i havnt bought a CD in years..i think i bought it about 4 years ago, the plain white Ts

49. Do looks matter?
hmm slightly :P im abit shallow >< sry!

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
..no.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
nope

52. Do you like your life right now?
mostly ^^;;

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
yesh

54. Can you handle the truth?
yeah

55. Do you have good vision?
most of the time

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yep

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
i talk quite abit to my big brother, actually hes usually the only one i accept calls from x3

58. The last person you held hands with?
kitty

59. What are you wearing?
skinny jeans, heartless shirt :P

60.What is your favorite animal?
wolves, dogs, jackals, tigers, lions, panthers, snow leapords, jaguars, lynx... mainly big dogs and big cats XD...oh and snakes! =w=

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
lol kkmck drew it

62. Can you hula hoop?
not really ><;;

63. Do you have a job?
not yet =\

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
subway for kitty and fox

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yep, everytime i lock my self out of the house >.>

DICLAIMER
i didnt write this so dont say "oh how could you write that" or "what inspired that" cuz i only got it from a friend ok !

he wrote it when his parents thought he was insane and they sent him to church. now that im done iwth that! on with the song! :D
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Im a Diabolic Beast I can say that atleast.
Because when it comes to religion I like jesus the least!
I Hate god the most & I like to fucken boast,
You pray to your god but he's acts like a ghost.
Nowhere to be found in the sky or underground.
Dont waste your time looking for him in your town.
Open your 3rd eye & look around.
The people you see are evil indeed.
The one you believed is the one who decieves,
& promises an eternity of peace
But he sets you in this world & leaves
No integrity just war no peace!

What god is in this earth but none
They say he will apear when the earth is done.
What kind of shit is that? That shit is fucken wack!
I'd rather be with Satan on offensive attack!
Why be a victim of this deictful plan?
Learn that god can really be a man.
You are a god. Do everything you can
Because when you die your gonna say damn!
I didnt do everything I wanted, now my dead body lies here haunted.
All this religious bullshit held me behind.
I should have known they were rules to control the mind!
We are free to think. We are free to walk.
We just have to have our morals on lock.
So many religions to choose from what makes yours perfect?
From what I know the catholic religion is Perveted!

THE ONE YOU BELIEVE IS THE ONE WHO DECIEVES!
You go to church to look for god & they still charge a fee?
$2 dollars for an hour mass I'd rather kick the preachers ass!
How the fuck will this bastard forgive me of my sins?
& make me repent of the stupid shit I did?
The truth is he can't. He is only a man!
That doesnt understand the meaning of life
Blind leading the blind day & night.

Christianity is the worst corrupted religion of them all
Their plans are to degrade & control humans faith
The BUYBULL are your rules you are a fucken slave!

Rich are the priest spreading disease!
Make you sign the cross & get on your knees.
Makes you say sorry, will you forgive me please?
What makes your preacher better than me?
What makes him holy in this ceromony
He tells me bullshit he feeds you bolony
Alone with little kids he gets so horny
I question him & he decides to ignore me.
Saying I am lost & Im paying the cost
But little does he know that I am the BOSS!

I SAY FUCK YOUR BREAD & FUCK YOUR WINE!
FUCK YOUR JESUS & FUCK YOUR CHRIST!!!
YEA I USE MY MIND. NEVER FOLLOW THE BLIND!
YOUR TEN COMMANDMENTS ARE MY DIRTY HABBITS!!!
I'LL BRAKE ALL OF THEM CAUSE I HAVE TO HAVE IT

FEED THE CHRISTIANS TO THE LIONS!
& MAKE THEM BASTARDS STOP THEIR LYING!
MANY PEOPLE DYING, MANY PEOPLE CRYING.
CENTURIES HAVE PAST WITH STILL NO ANSWER
THANKS TO SCIENCE WE WILL SOON HAVE A CURE FOR CANCER!
DONT BE A FOLLOWER BE A LEADER!
EAT FROM THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT OF KNOWLEDGE
& BE ASTONISHED OF WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMLISH

lol go wild

http://www.formspring.me/WolfyBro

i just had to walk all the way across town without a jacket in a short sleeve shirt in below 0 weather because where i was at they started smoking weed. which im against. thats right guys this wolf doesnt smoke weed or drink. i smoke cigaretes thats it. but im pretty fucking pissed off

T^T i just found out that wild nights (a furry camping trip) is very close to where i live, and its on my birthday! but i have no ride so i cant go ;~;

lol so i did join daily booth! and i really like eet :D

so if you wanna know whre i am and what the fuck im doing (or who im doing wink wink) lol jk

THEN FOLLOW ME HERE!!!

http://dailybooth.com/wolfybro

this is tonka being fat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtXY1Nuso9c

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNwCojCJ3-Q

WATCH THIS ITS FREAKY!!!

XD HERE IT IS!

CLICK HERE

was fun !! XD

special thanks to for helpin me with my snake X3



1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be... Ring Tailed Lemur

2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be... white lion

3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be... wolf/jackal (i am a canine!)

4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be... Zebra

5. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be... kangaroo mouse

6. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be... Bitis nasicornis [[ http://itgmv1.fzk.de/www/itg/uetz/h.....nasicornis.jpg ]]

7. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be... Kangaroo :3

8. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be... Koi

9. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be... red eyed tree frog

10. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be... Raven

11. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be... taranchula (fuzzy ^^)

12. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be... a wolf\jackal dragon (i might try that :P)

13. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be... dragon or werewolf

14. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon , it'd be... agumon or mightyena

15. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be... mercedes slr mclaren

well im probly gonna get my GED this year, and if i score high enough i get to get a scolorship for a school near where me and are gonna be living and my moms gonna give me her car!!