Fucking Stoner Badges - $15 - Laminated - AC Pickup Only

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5154420/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5162233/

And

Magic Badges - $15 - Laminated - AC Pickup Only

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5143161/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5147388/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5192402/

6x9's - $20 + $5 extra character - Coloured - AC Pickup Only

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5239101/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5127737/
like all my gallery just go look

I might do some Ooopsy Badges (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3953455/) OR General Badges (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3954427/) if there is any interest as well.

Payment is due via paypal when ordering. Delivery will be at the con, cell number for texts only will be available by note.

Commissions:

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Trades will be with your choice of Lainenyah or BoobLobster:

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Actually Just got my package for the Artshow! I have a general, adult and table for Munny's and ect!

Now today is for CLEANING.

Tomorrow and everyday after is for ART.

I want to make some new porn for the artshow. What do I need to make MOAR OF? Comment beloooooow

I will be opening for Badges and 6x9 Colour Art After I finish Leons Commissions. Which should be first thing in the morning or even tonight!

-NOTE ME IF YOU EVEN CARE AND/OR WANNA TRADE BECAUSE WE TOTES SHOULD-

Fucking Stoner Badges - $15 - Laminated - AC Pickup Only

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5154420/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5162233/

And

Magic Badges - $15 - Laminated - AC Pickup Only

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5143161/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5147388/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5192402/

6x9's - $20 + $5 extra character - Coloured - AC Pickup Only

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5239101/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5127737/
like all my gallery just go look

I might do some Ooopsy Badges too if there is any interest at all.( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3953455/ ) Again note me if you care!

Where will you be?
I won't be in the alley or the dealers den at a table, so pretty much all over. I'll be doodling in the zoo, or frolicing in my boob lobster or latex. I'll have my cellphone on me

Where are you staying?
DoubleTree -_-

Who will you be with?
 unicow and friends! Probably  sorethumb and co too!

Do you do free art?
Depends on how drunk I am and if I have a sharpie.

Do you do trades?
Yes.

Do you do commissions?
I'm not going to say no to your money, but see above.

Do you have prints/CDs?
Not at all.

Do you do badges?
See above.

Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Yes! I'm waiting to see on where they will be though.

What is your gender?
Gurl

How old are you?
26

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Yes and nope.

Can I touch you?
yes. if I'm in suit yes. if I'm latexed up yes. But not in my chesticles or groinal regions.

Can I touch your friends?
NO THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM D=<<<

Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
I am 420 friendly.

Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
If you want? I think I'm going ot be glued all over Unicow and might decline though.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
It can't hurt to ask?

Can I talk to you?
As long as you don't unironicly spit on me.

Can I give you stuff?
If it doesn't have semen on it, yes!

Arrival and departure:
Thursday and stupid early monday morning!

Mode of transportation:
Plane and then bussing it from the terminal

Major plans at the con:
Party hard! Party long! Hang with my peeeps!

Fursuit(s):
Boob lobster/electric Laine/ maybe Henchmen we'll see

Attending parties:
Yes!

How best to find me:
Text messaging! Number will be available by note or in person.

Drink:
Why yes please! (Unless I'm drunk then no thanks. I want to have a good time and not be a retard all weekend.)

Smoke:
I don't smoke cigarettes

Hugs:
Probably warn me though!

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Some!

Can I give you lots of money?
You can! Thanks for asking!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask!

How tall are you?
Like 5'11"

Are you nice?
Sometimes I suffer from being a bit stupid, but I like to think I'm nice!

Are you cliquey?
I only hang with furries and/or non furries.

Can I stalk you?
As much as I apriciate a good creeper I would rather you not.

Can I flirt with you?
Only if I'm in my boob lobster

Can I skritch you?
Depends, ask.

Do you like parties?
Yeah!

Are you throwing a party?
Who would come to a party in the Doubletree anyway?

If I see you, how should i get your attention?
HEY LAINE!

Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You can ask! I'm not really into 1 on 1 dances unless I really know you, but group dances are cool =3

Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
I will love you forever?

Can I take a picture of ya?
Only if I'm making a weird face.

Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
If you're paying? Sure?

Wanna cuddle at the con?
If your name is Unicow I will be cuddling you all day and all night!

Squids.

You're here for art, not to listen to be bitch about what ever. But there is no art, only bitching.

- Not really been a great year health wise. Really really not great
- 26 now! I got a power bar and a bunch of bulk candy. My friends are awesome.
- Between Friend drama and work, Stress is so high I have no desire to pick up a pencil
- I made a couple munnys, but idk I hate them or something.
- I DM a D&D game so I suppose that's where I'm getting my creative outlet

In good news:

- AC is a yes. I have my panels booked, as well as plane tickets and hotel. party hard
- Weekend before AC Ani Difranco is coming to town and I'm going to watch the hell out of her. She's like my hero @ -> http://utopiamusicfestival.ca/
- no third point
-I've taught my spawn how to play Super Mario World and Mario cart on the SNES

I'm going to be trying here to get the rest of my owed art drawn and out soon. I kinda want to open for commissions again, but idk. I'm so bad at everything right now, I don't want to chance just not getting them done. I really want to do some badges for AC though still. We'll see,

Um... Yeah. I'm still around looking at things here, but I'm quiet. Notes work to get a hold of me.

https://youtu.be/BYe2NhwXhqk

Finally =_=.

I'm going to be in the Doubletree with my Mooface =3 Since it was waaaaay too late for the westin. oh well, not too far a hike I suppose.

We might be in the market for roomies Thurs-sat night, but you'd need to pass several vigorous initiation rights and be cool with our stuff. Like booblobsters and crinklebutts.

Thursday night I'll be all by my lonesome though, and things will be supertame/partytime/whatever so if you're getting in a bit early and need a room for just Thursday night. Let me know. Cut costs down a bit anyway lol.

Have my papers set for the Artshow too!

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I should be super interested in art again here pretty soon I hope. Work makes my tummy urpy, but it's getting alot better.

Got the new Pokemanz too to be cool. I should have a super team ready for AC and general battling around town here. Like all my sunday D&D group has a game now so ._. I kinda had too.

Other than that I have way too many messages to sort through. Yeah.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4161573/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4161576/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1301477/

I still Have the Tiger Girl, but I'm thinking of making up another couple for AC? Yay/nay/what

I still need to ship a bunch of stuff out. I need some actual free time and the car and blagh. It'll get done.

People I owe art too! I'll be getting there too.

-Work stress has been eating my life. Hopefully I'll be fine in the next couple weeks, because man is this constant stomach trouble killing my everything-

I also bought a giant cupcake cake pan, so I can make giant rainbow cakes in the shape of cupcakes. This will be awesome.

That is all.

So it looks like I'm going to be taking a bit of a commission break till the end of the month, excluding the two commissions I'm owing, which will be done this week. Get a little battery recharge going so I can focus 100% this coming march on getting more of the dollars I need for AC. My goal is $400 for march, out of the remaining $720 I need. I have a feeling I can save the rest through my tip share at work as long as I don't need any more art supplies for a bit.

So, my game plan!

I will be having 23 Iron Artist Slots open. All info on my Iron Artist can be found -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2041491/ . These will be Slots 22-44. I am hoping atleast half will be filled with paying commissions, if not all!

I'll also be opening for badges! Six Slots, either Magic or Fucking Stoner ones. Pick up at AC preferred but will also ship them out to non attendees! These are $15 each.

Magic:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5143161/ + http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5147388/ + http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5192402/

Fucking Stoner:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5154420/ + http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5162233/

In addition I'll have four 6"x9" colour piece slots. Base $20 +$5 per extra character. Up to four!


Note me or Email me at laine(dot)nyah(at)gmail.com and we'll get a dialog going!



Last but not least! I'll be doing a single 9x12 coloured piece via Auction! I'll have the link up in the next couple days, Bidding will start at $30.

Fill me up with cocks (and/or vaginas)!

Two or Three Character 6x9's $25! All done up pretty.

Get yours with:
- Pink Themed Bondage!
- Valentines day food play!
- Double Penitrations
- Rape! (For you!)

Send me a note! I'm only doing 5 slots. Done by the 14th or your money back!

Still have some slots left for my Iron Artist too, if you want something Cheaper -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2041491/

I think there is a reason why I never eat and read Fanfiction. Just about drowned to death on my morning tea.

"Files, Scully! And in them is the answer to who, or what, murdered those nurses in Pittsburgh."

"Mulder! They were killed by a man with a knife," she protested. "Not by a mutant with special teeth or any kind of paranormal phenomenon."

"I think you're referring to vampires, Scully and you're wrong." He gave her an infuriating grin. "I have a feeling that we're not looking for a man at all, but someone with extremely long body hair."

"Ugh. What are you talking about, Mulder? Some sort of killer yeti?"

Mulder gave another infuriating grin and picked up his jacket. "Maybe, Scully. Maybe!"

"Where are you going?" She demanded as he made for the door.

"To investigate the missing link," he winked at her. "You let me know what you find, Scully."

I fucking love that movie. Iron Artist delayed 30 minutes while I watched the car chase at the end. Like seriously. There is no peer to this movie.

Like it even has my favorite non-creeper song in it too.

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Makes me way too happy =3

SURE LETS GET 'ER DONE

NOTE ME.

The faster I get to my goal the faster I can stop stressing out about everything.

Colour 6x9 $20 +5 extra character

Colour 9x12 $30 +$10 extra characters

Magic Badges - $15

Fucking stoner badges - $15

I slot $9 or $17

PORN OF EVERY SORT.

I ll have it posted up tomorrow morning or after work depending on when I get acess to my scanner. Total nubsauce and my lappy is out of my reach till then =_=

Finding out my second favorite x-files fanfic has a sequel... after 10 years. -AND- people are still hosting back ups of shitty geocities sites.

-AND- people whose use their real name for years on the internet so I found the authors facebook and flickr account lol.

Bad X-files fanfic nostalgia makes me as wet as a teen again =D

THANKS INTERNET.

Now to open up a bunch of windows, get in bed and go relive some memories >=D

Those were the days. Shitty laptops and 3 1/2 inch floppies full of erotica downloaded at school.

EDIT: http://basement.ditb.org/archive/28/prone.shtml

I know you don't want to hear about my Iron artist all day every day. I'm going to try to keep it donw, but if you didn't actually read the main post -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2041491/ You might have missed the freebie part!

There are two ways to win!

-1- Buy a slot! $9 or $17. Use your Iron artist slot number in a draw for a full 9x12 commission!

OR

-2- Pimp out the Journal in your journal and I'll get you a free doodle! It'll be pretty durpy, but it's for you!



I want to draw 100 arts! Lets do it guys!

Hi To Everyone!

Welcome to Lainenyah's Iron Artist Post! I will be drawing and posting atleast one picture/set a day for the next 100 days!

Reserving Your Slot!

laine.nyah+IA@gmail.com Only Please. PLease include you FA/DA name, Slot Type Number and all details required. If I need to confirm any details I will also be contacting you by email.

Payment!

Payment will be before I start you piece, if you don't pay before your slot is reached, I will send you a reminder email and you'll be put next in line once it is received. All payment by paypal (even if I know you irl and you want to throw me cash that way) since I will need it in my account.

If you want your piece mailed to you I will be charging $4. If you want to pick up locally or at Anthrocon 2011 that is fine too!

My Paypal is laine(d.t)nyah(at)gmail(d.t)com

Free Shit!

Every slot is also a chance to win a 9x12 full colour 1 or 2 character art from me! After I finish all 100 pieces I'll randomly generate a number! If it's your slot number then you win! It's as simple as that!

If you pimp me out on your journal, I'll durp doodle you something! It'll be small and durpy, but it'll be for you~ Comment here with the link!

Art!

I have two levels of art fun! The basic $9 art and the deluxe $17 art! This is down from $10 and $20. 'cause it just seemed to be too much. Enjoy your even greater discounts! Buy more!

All Art is on Recycled (Brown) paper! It looks so cool!

I draw pretty much ANYTHING. If it's in my Gallery, Yes! If it's not in my gallery, Yes! IF I can't upload it to the site, Note me!

$9 Art Slot Options!

9A) Sketch Pin Up
- 1 or 2 Characters
- Pencil crayon Accents
- may contain white highlights

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5039136/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5039133/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4455301/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4455294/

9B) Badge
- Marker outlines
- Pencil crayon accents
- White highlights

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4455318/

9C) Two Icons
- Sepia Outlines
- Full Colour Marker colouring
- White highlights
- Doesn't need to be the same character

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5136496/

$17 Art Slot Options!

17A) Colour Pinup
- 1 or 2 Characters
- Sepia Outlines
- Full Colour marker colouring
- White Highlights

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5087195/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4969918/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5039141/ (but full page)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5039122/ (but full page)

17B) Two Badges
- Same as 9B only Two!

17C) Four Icons
- Same as 9C only Four!

SLOTS

1. Lorestel
2. Lorestel
3. Sovy
4. Sovy
5. s_kuma
6. s_kuma
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26-100. Closed for now!

For realz.

I have a pot of coffee all dripped up, my work space all set up, xfiles all queued up on the tversity (2x02 The Host), and a actual warm early thursday (to keep the sprog occupied outside with her friends all afternoon).

Now I just need to take a little walk to and from the school and I'm going to be an art machine!


THIS MEANS YOU NEED TO GET YOUR IDEAS READY FOR IRON ARTIST!

Any rating. One or two characters. Most subject matters (if it's not in my gallery note me and I'll be like "Shit dude! I'll draw that for a dollar!"* )

(I'll be taking 25 at a time.

On recycled paper!

Sketch (with pencil crayon and white gel pen accents) $10

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5039136/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4969918/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4455307/

Colour (with sepia inks, prisma/copic markers, white Gelpen accents) $20

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5039141/ (only full page)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5087195/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5039122/ (only fullpage)


*not an actual dollar. You know what I mean =<

I don't believe it myself.

I have like... 5 commissions to finish.

Then The badges for AC!

Then I hope to open up my Iron Artist and AC badge preorders.


But for now! Bed. I have driving instruction tomorrow and going more then 30kmph makes me a bit urpy. I'll figure it out. I just need more practice!

But wait. like another 20cm of snow by the end of the weekend. fuck.

I need to do up some sample badges for my Anthrocon Pre-orders!

IF YOU ARE GOING TO ANTHROCON 2011 YOU QUALIFY

I am taking SIX (6) free badges, two of each type.

[strike]TYPE 1: MAGIC BADGES (GOT TOO MANY ALREADY)[/strike]

Basicly you doing some magic (your choice of type). Will have sparkles and junk. Waist up no larger then 4x4 includes name at bottom.

1:Tailbiter
2:Itsukine
3:Klover_z

TYPE 2: FUCKING STONER BADGES

Pretty much you smoking out of your favorite piece chibi style. Name in smoke.

TYPE 3: VENTURE BROS BADGES

Like the head in the middle there. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5052800/ Will be on a 2 1/4 inch buttonn.

1:CaitSith
2:LeonSarambi

LIMIT ONE FREE BADGE PER PERSON

So I'm downloading the X-files, my first love. I hope to marathon it and get back on track with art.

So if I start spurting weird Xfiles doodles all over like a hyper prostate owner, this is why.

Yeah I'm a little late to the party.

- Finish the set of Biology lectures
- Learn passable Mandarin
- D&D sunday nights at least twice a month!
- Anthrocon >=3
- Start school in the fall *crosses fingers*
- T-break, and durring work on my sleeping habits so it's not such a crutch to get to sleep.
- Do that art stuff faster
- I want to be a hipster. I already have the piggytails and the dumb hats

I'm planning some Iron artist thing here pretty soon too, after I get all my other commissions cleared off my plate. Money is pretty tight here in the new year, even with my new job. Which is really only going towards my schooling. But my tip share that I use for pretty much everything is being sucked up too. Ah well. Just means I need to work twice as hard to get to AC. Which right now is the only con I plan on hitting other then Animethon, which is in town.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPG5BbD7Ijc

actual video

Been a busy stressful christmas again this year. More hours at work this week. Got a few things I wanted/needed. New blanket for the bed, big and warm so theres going to be less cold nights, 21 and 24 action figures from Venture Brothers, a bunch of little things, Scribblish and a new phone.

New phone has unlimited texts, so if you have been bothering me via IM about texting me every second of the day, this is your chance. The number is the same as before.

Working new years day, so I'm only going to a near by thing. I have a feeling I still might be hung over and blah, but it'll be worth it. No repeat of last year though. Chugging wine =/= good time.

Also had a dream last night and I can't get this song out of my head. --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyVXYIDChA0

So everything is coming up retarded this month.

Broken everything.
Sick man for like a week.
Christmas shit.

I'm getting out of the house today. For once.

And I'm bringing my whole kit with me, scanner and all. Going down to a local tea shop so I can work. Finally.

So COMMISSIONS.

$10.40 = 30 minutes of hard art.

Icons, badges, recycled paper, card stock, sketchs, inks. Durp comics.

I'll be there from 1:30-5:30 so given a half hour of slacking off/drinking teas that's 7 slots. If you want to you can grab more then one slot.

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I'm going to be cross posting this a bit. SO, please note me. I'm going to try to keep it all updated.

Payment by paypal only please. If I get this full today and if I do this again tomorrow and fill up, I'll be all set. I don't want to be taking more at once then I have time to do though. I know I still have a few outstanding commissions I really wanted to have out by now, but I'm just so over whelmed these days. They will be coming though. I promise.

Still walking the sprog to school in -30 weather (that's -22f). Builds character.

Now it's time for a shower and then see if I can some how get motivated for art! Here's hoping!