I'd like to preface this journal by admitting I feel guilty for bringing up Inkbunny yet again, as anyone reading this has no doubt waded through a thick marsh of other journals.

I just want to know what the big deal is.

As soon as a new furry art site comes out, every man and his dog (pun possibly intended) legs it over there and advertises it here. Why? Does this site have special features I should know about? Is there an actual reason to go there beyond one more place to worry about submitting to and divide my favourites / pageviews / comments even more?

Seriously, what's the big deal?

No seriously guys look at what  kittyhenny drew for me. She is THE BEZ.

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3938046/

Except instead of the last non-mutated man left on Earth I seem to be the last human being alive who doesn't like How To Train Your Dragon D:


I feel so lonely

But I'll only do it if there's enough interest. There is usually like, one or two people who will actually bite when I offer them which is kind of embarrassing but I'm used to it. I could just use some extra money (I'm still unemployed right now which is a bummer when you've got a degree).

Anyone currently in the mind / financial position to rustle something up for me?

You guys have a pretty good idea of my prices by now. We'll say $25 - 30 for a fully painted character, scaling up for extra detail / characters / background.
I'll pretty much draw anything but cub.

http://proffate.deviantart.com/

glhf

Man, I am THROUGH with long distance relationships. Not even kidding.
The lies.
They are so thick you could cut them with a knife.

From now on, this lil fella is going to experience love in the flesh, not through the tubes.


And if you've ever made a 'net romance work, fuck dude, I salute you!

I successfully got my slots filled up and knocked them all out. Rent's looking good and I cannot thank you all enough for your support in my time of need. I'd like to especially thank Dragoneer, not only for his commission but also his encouragement to advertise, which certainly gave me the exposure I needed.

So it's like this.

I am kind of behind with my rent and I'm in an arty mood.
The only problem is, I am busy until the 18th.
So here's what I thought I'd do.

I am willing to do seven $20 commissions at this level of quality and, unless you specifically want otherwise, in this style:

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3108649/ - Female
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3085689/ - Male
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3156066/ - Male

I am doing seven commissions because it means I can do one a day until Christmas. So if you want to give someone special a Christmas gift in the form of a bodyshot commission, get in now with your twenty and paypal it to lanceypoos[at]gmail.com. You will have a day designated to you, and if I don't get it finished by the promised date, you get your money back.
I should point out now that I am fetish friendly. The only thing I won't draw is cub.

I will place you in the following seven slots in order of who pays first, so get it while it's hot!

Keep in mind that if you want one but the slots are filled, I will still be taking these on - they will just be undated and delivered (not long) after Christmas.

Send me a note with a ref or detailed description of your character, and what pose you'd like them in. Clothed or nude, innocent or sexy, anything goes here, dudes.

My paypal is lanceypoos[at]gmail.com

DATES OF DELIVERY

18th -  sedric - Finished
19th -  alkosh - Finished
20th -  dragoneer - Finished
21st -  raelbny - Finished
22nd -  flynt_dragon - Finished
23rd -  kanic - Finished
24th -  vincentoroscoe - Finished


POST CHRISTMAS BODYSHOTS + COMMISSIONS

 herro - Dressup game

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/993523/

So uhh I asked  sedric about his goofy-ass icon. Which I love, and want one of for myself.
Apparently if you plug this chick you can get two for the price of one, and I mean goddamn, they're only two dollars. XD
Spread the love because I am so getting one of these.


Maybe two if this journal counts as an effective plug. :3c

Because I can.

1. Kitchen appliance - Electric egg-beater
2. Salty snack - Salami stick
3. Body part - Eyeball
4. Farm animal - Rooster
5. Planet in our solar system - Pluto (Because I'm different.)
6. Internet meme - Card crusher
7. Spice or herb - Paprika
8. Thing that starts with M - Manatee
9. Article of clothing - Top hat
10. Pudding flavor - Chocolate (cause I am so into that)
11. Natural disaster - Acid rain (Wait, does that count as natural?)
12. Color - Purple
13. Lawn ornament - Whatever has the house-key hidden under it
14. Type of building - Portaloo
15. Flammable substance - Human hair
16. Something in a lunchbox - Used condoms
17. Sea creature - Walrus
18. Geometric shape - Dodecahedron
19. Time of day - COWARD KILLING TIME!!!
20. Electronic device - Vibrator
21. Reason for being late - A scarecrow took me to Paris
22. Vegetable - Carrot
23. Element - Uranium
24. Dessert - Ricecream (Not a typo)
25. Historical event - The Battle of Britain
26. Two-digit number - 69
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The wicked witch of the west
28. Item in a freezer - Dim sim
29. Torture device - Yanni CD
30. Disease - A scabie
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - A couple having sex
32. Mexican dish - Chilito
33. Something slimy - Slug
34. FA emoticon - The one that is smiling and crying at the same time
35. Sandwich - A manwich. With a man in the middle. Oh yeah.

Are you a nineties child?
I bets I am...

You remember watching:

[x] Kenan and Kel;
[X] Doug;
[X] Ren & Stimpy;
[X] Pinky & the Brain;
[X] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!;
[X] Rocko's Modern Life;
[X] Animaniacs;
[X] Gargoyles;
[X] Hey Arnold!;
[ ] Out of the Box;
[X] Bear in the Big Blue House.
[X] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!";
[X] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised...".

You remember:

[ ] Step by Step;
[ ] Family Matters;
[x] Dinosaurs;
[ ] Boy Meets World;
[x] Full House. (Unfortunately. Ugh...)
[X] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons;
[X] You remember reading Goosebumps.

When everything was settled by:

[X] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[ ] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack".
[ ] When kickball was something you did everyday;
[X] You used to listen to the radio all day long;
[X] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
[X] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis;
[X] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s* (Australia's) Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. (Or so they thought. My family still thinks the Christmas video of the camera itself smashing into my head was the funniest thing ever caught on tape. XD)

You remember watching:

[X] The Magic School Bus;
[ ] Wishbone;
[ ] Reading Rainbow;
[X] Ghostwriter.
[X] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[X] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books;
[X] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.

You remember watching:

[X] Batman the Animated Series; (FUCK YESSSS...)
[X] Aladdin;
[X] Ninja Turtles;
[X] Ghost Busters.

[ ] You remember Ring Pops;
[ ] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[X] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;
[X] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them;
[?] You played and/or collected Pogs; (Do Tazos count? XD)
[X] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went.

You watched the original cartoons of:

[X] Rugrats;
[X] Wild Thornberrys;
[X] Power Rangers. (That was not a cartoon. :T For some reason my favourite one was the blue one, who was the supergeek. What's up with that?)

[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (A-who wha??)

You collected:

[ ] Beanie Babies;
[X] Pokemon cards;
[ ] Carebears;
[ ] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[ ] Everyone watched the WB; (WB? Is that some American thing?)
[X] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart;
[X] Digimon was still on;
[X] If you even know what an original Walkman is;
[ ] You know the Macarena by heart; (I know the dance, anyway. Not the lyrics XD)
[X] "Talk to the hand"
[X] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary;
[X] Before the MySpace frenzy; (Good times.)
[X] Before the Internet & text messaging;
[X] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[X] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360; (Lol, who is this meme aimed at, five year olds??)
[X] Back before X-Box period;
[X] Before SpongeBob;
[ ] When light up sneakers were cool.
[X] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs;
[ ] When gas was $0.95 a gallon. (Gallon? Te heh)
[X] When we recorded stuff on VCR.
[ ] You had slap bracelets.
[X] You actually played outside until it was dark
[X] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear;
[X] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times;
[X] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.


Well this was more of a nostalgia trip than a meme. The funny thing is though, these questions are so fucking obvious to me, but the more I think about it the more I realise how many kids grew up without this stuff and I feel kinda sorry for them. As opposed to the 'children of the 80's' who appear to be ashamed of their own existence.

Just letting you guys know I am open and quite desperate for commissions at the moment.

One character in full colour and detail will be about $20. Additional characters will be ten more dollars each. A simple background is an extra $10, a complex one is an extra $20.

I'm also taking sketch commissions, $5 for a sketch or $10 for clean lineart.


Commissions to do:

* Shub-Yoggoth

So VCL only just introduced a system now that lets me check my hits on the images. I don't know if this is since I joined the site or since they introduced the system, but I get a LOT of hits there! What the fuck??

Some of the more notable:

1218036607.lanceypoos_raelcommish_birdo.jpg 1685 hits, 1615 transfers
PIERRE-sexyboi.jpg 1079 hits, 1038 transfers
herro_trade.jpg 2245 hits, 2079 transfers
sedric1-finished.jpg 2361 hits, 2260 transfers

Combined, those four images have gotten double the traffic on VCL than my profile has here on FA.

I feel good. |D

Your Guy Side

[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Though I've known PLENTY of girls like this, lol.)
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.

Total = 8

Your Girl Side

[x] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[x] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

total = 15

I think crossdressing counts as cheating. ^^;

No really, read it.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1867072/

If you liked my commission for Sedric, then you're going to love this because he's written a whole story about it and it's fucking hot.
I wanted to share this with everyone because it brought me a lot of joy and came out of nowhere.

Okay, you talked me into it. I had a bunch of people catch me on IMs and convince me to stay here.

However, there are a couple of things that are going to change. More for me than you, so don't worry.

Firstly, I'm going to post whatever I want. It'll probably mostly be Rule 34 stuff, but there's no guarantee it will be standard Fur Fare.
Second, I officially no longer count myself as a member of the "furry community". I'm an anthro artist, sure, but I am in no way associated with the goddamn fandom.
Third, I'm going to try and stop thinking of this as some kind of popularity contest.
I'm ready to concede that a lot of the most popular artists in this community are fucking douche-bags.

The end. Thanks everyone who talked me into staying.

You can thank the FA Rank rating system for this.
Not gonna make a big scene or a big deal out of anything, but I really do wonder why I bother around this place.
I'll spend hours and hours on a piece of art, put my best efforts into it and I might get ten favourites for it if I'm unbelievably lucky. And after a little research on the FA Rank system, I notice there are HUNDREDS (maybe thousands?) of people on this site who outrank me without actually posting any artwork of their own. It's frustrating and makes my efforts feel futile.

Doubtless, I've made some great friends on this site who I very much intend to keep in contact with. But to be honest, the whole furry community in general really pisses me off. I really don't feel like I belong in this place. I'd say something like "it's time for Lanceypoos to hang up his fursuit for good", but you know. Fursuits scare the crap out of me.

I'll stay on this site for a little longer, but only to finish Sedric's commission (Sedric is a champion, by the way). Once I post it I'm gone. So if you're one of the eight people on this site who give a shit about me, make sure you add me on aim and msn.

Ciao, folks.

...is because that shit belongs in /a/. Or in my humble opinion, /ah/.
If I open a picture on this site by accident - say, of an anime chick getting sliced in half with a good view to her insides right down to the huge log in her colon (this actually did happen) - I have the option of closing the fucking window. But guys, please give me an option before you assault my eyes on EVERY SINGLE PAGE I OPEN ON THIS GODDAMN SITE with your disgusting überfat bullshit. Submit those felonies in your own galleries. Goddamn.
The really funny thing is, before I wrote this, I found more journals (about 50% more) complaining about all the people who made a journal about the banner than journals about the banner itself. Obviously I'm watching the wrong people, lol.

Help me out here, guys.

On the one hand, the tail makes him so much more 'dolphiney'.
Yet on the other, it gets in the way of cute buttshots and hard buttfucking.

Okay, you guys talked me into it. He can keep his tail.
But I'm keeping that ultra sexy pic of Pierre I drew last night just the way it is XD

Prepare for an art-storm.

If only so you all know how FUCKED UP I am. Stolen from WolfBandit.

[LEGEND]:
(+++) Pawsome!
(++) Oh my! <3
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) My mouse is on its way to Back button
(?) Never saw that before


Anal on Males (+++)
Anal on Females (+++)
Breasts (++)
Breast Expansion (--)
Weight Gain (---)
Bondage (+)
Clothing (++) (Three plusses if it's crossdress. Lol)
Leather (++)
Stockings (++)
Shoe/Boots (++) (Three if it's heels)
Suit and Tie (~)
Muscle, Male (-)
Muscle, Female (-)
Herm (++)
Cub (--)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (~)
Macro/Micro (-)
Impregnation (-)
Pregnancy (---)
Lactation (+)
Anal Vore (--)
Soul Vore (?)
Cock Vore (-)
Standard Vore (~) (Plus if it's swallowed whole. Minus if it's gorey and bloody.)
Paw/Foot (+++) (You can thank Herro-Roo for that)
Incest (-)
Yuri (F/F) (+++)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++)
Hetero (M/F) (--)
Bi (~)
Girly Boys (+++)
Butch Girls (+)
Mind Control (-)
Hypnosis(~)
Rape (~)
Uniform (~)
Orgy (++)
Subbing/Doming (~)
Biting (~)
Cheesecake (?)
Solo Masturbation (+)
Scat (---)
Inflation (--)
Fat/Pudge (+) (Within a certain threshold, pudgy can be very cute.)
Tech (?)
Watersports (-) see scat
Glasses (+++) (OMFG GLASSES. <3 Especially on girls.)
Tentacles (+)
Oviposition (--)
Masochism (~)
Sadism (~)
Multiple body parts (~)
Partial Nudity (+)
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (---)
Hyper (~)
Zoophilia (~)
Electricity (?)
She-males (+)
Cross-dressing (+++++++++++) (In case you can't tell from my gallery. Lol.)
Skunk spray (--)
Oral (++)
Asphyxiation (-)
Wet-look (?)
Mud/Quicksand etc (-)
Sinking (?)
Spooge (+++)
Body Paint (-)
Plants (?)

Well, that was fun and soulsearching.

Just for fun. Stolen from some guy.

I got roughly a third of the total, so I guess that makes me not stupid.

"I AM SO SMART! S.M.R.T.! IMEAN, S. M. A. R. T.!"

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi (Are you kidding? That's not stupid, it's pro!!)
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 11

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 13

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
( ) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 15

Level 10
( ) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 15

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled (When I was a kid... >_>)
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 18

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 14

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 15

Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 16

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 17

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 20

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 23

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 26

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 26

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 28

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (No, but my older brother did, and it was HILARIOUS. He had a blister on his tongue for weeks, simply because he wanted to know if you really could get your tongue stuck to ice in the freezer. XD)
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (Kind of a hobby of mine...)
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 29

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 32

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 33

Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 34

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 36

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 39

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test (And got caught. Aye.)
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 41

Level 28
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 42

Level 29
(x) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 45

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 45

Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)

I've done RaelBunny's commission (finally, after months), now there's just Sedric's and FilthHigh's to take care of. I'll probably finish Sedric's way sooner, as the FilthHigh commission is traditional and I am slow like a motherfucker with traditional art. |D;

Took long enough. :s

Hey, guys and gals.

Just letting you know I'm free of my major obligations, after all this darn time.
(Yes, Kreepy, it moves. XP)

Which, of course, means more pretty porns, finally, and I intend to finally finish these silly commissions I've taken so long to do! :'(



To do:
FilthHigh's traditional Cyberdemon piece
RaelBunny's Birdo picture
Sedric's bootlicking dolphin pic