Due to my stupid body and aches and pains, I haven't been responding to people this weekend. (stream sketches, notes, and ect)
I don't feel that well...couldn't sleep last night and slept most of the day today.

Give me some time.
I'll be better in a bit.


Thank you!

Happy New year guys!

Like I said to others;
May this year better than the last. If not, then may it not be as shitty.

I was planning n posting a quickie YCH auction(24 hours) and sketch stream signs ups...but I'll wait till this shit gets fixed.
The YCH is named Ass eater...I like it!
Let's eat some ass! (If you're into that sort of thing.)

I'm off for tonight, going to take it easy a bit before jumping back on task. I have a monthly goal for my wedding and hopefully I will make it.

Love you guys!

This is for Thursday December 31st sketch stream. 2pm or 3pm(depends on hunger levels) eastern pacific time US
I have thrown out regular sketches and am only doing colored sketches.
Examples: http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/.....ream-sketches/

Price:$40 per character
If interested, please leave a comment with the character and idea you have in mind.
If idea or character is suuuuper detailed, you will be charged extra at my discretion.

6 slot limit
1:  oniaeon
2:  thatoneguyouknow
3:  wing_black
4:  asiri
5:  the--jackal
6:  frenor



Stream will be done here:
https://picarto.tv/LavenderPandy

Apparently, I missed one >.<

I will be back in like...2 or 3 hours. Need to feed.

This is for Tuesday December 29th sketch stream. 5pm eastern pacific time US
I have thrown out regular sketches and am only doing colored sketches.
Examples: http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/.....ream-sketches/

Price:$40 per character
If interested, please leave a comment with the character and idea you have in mind.
If idea or character is suuuuper detailed, you will be charged extra at my discretion.


6 slot limit.
1: kingofKOF
2: supsup
3: tarossb
4: kingofKOF
5:
6: rubyluvcow


 oniaeon//Thursday stream




I will be streaming later today..just coloring some old commissions.
*Undertale music starts to play*

Let's go again...but with slow limits lol
WIll start 9pm eastern pacific time (USA)

Prices
$30 regular
$40 colored
Price is per character

If interested, please leave a comment with the character and idea you have in mind.
If idea is suuuuper detailed, you will be charged extra at my discretion.

I will reply back for you to send me your paypal so I may invoice ya!

Examples (Check the ones titled stream sketches): http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/.....lored-Sketches

Reserved:
 Kileak
 Mochasp

1: monstercatPBB
2: Aurastrasza
3: sharlan
4: frenor

SLots full!

Drove for 3 hours.

Spent 3 hours with mom, sis and her kids. watch them open presents and stuff, ate, and hung out more. Told mom about the wedding date!

Of course they were very excited...I'm still nervous about it...weddings are so complicated. >_<
Will make a to do list.

Drove 3 more hours back home. I am dead tired. Didn't get much sleep last night due to the stream but I was determined to FINISH!

There are two more I need to do but will be done tomorrow.
5 hour energies will not keep me awake right now.

Merry...whatever the hell you celebrate. If I could put the dancing Christmas tree from skype on here I would. Ya'll remember the dancing turkey?

I am oooffff.

Not doing anything today? Want a last minute gift for someone!
Buy a stream sketch!

$30 normal
$40 for colors!

This is per character

Leave a message and I will add you to the list.
Stream will start in like...2 hours or so.

Woop Woop!

 vojeto
 grafton
 kileak

 soulblader
 Aurastrasza
 mochasp

Not accepting anymore tonight. Merry Christmas guys!

Streaming now: https://picarto.tv/LavenderPandy

because Rook, unable to wait any longer, had me my Christmas gift.
http://www.parkablogs.com/picture/r.....isplay-monitor

I'm loving so far. I feel more connected to the canvas~<3 I cant get my dual screen thing going. Can you even do that with a laptop?
Received a Christmas card from  carmel and Holiday brownies from  drakerogers with two cute pics that I will have to scan...somehow. Yeah, we have an extra bowl to put shit in! Thank you guys! *HUGS*

Not expecting much else which is okay with me.


Also, I just started getting into the FNAF stuff thanks to Game Theory. I haven't played the game since I' a chicken shit. Who has bought the book? Is it worth even purchasing? I heard the good and the bad, the bad being that it's like a FNAF fanfiction and doesn't give a clear answer to the lore. Someone's milking the fans...

So, in my glorious effort to spread the chubby femboi love to all I have garnered amazing interest.
SO much interest that I've been receiving notes from people who want to buy off the character before they are even selected. I can assure that I have not accepted any of these deals. I like to be suuuuuper fair.

I know the game. People are buying their ideas for a cheap price. Trust me, I would hop on this great deal in an instant if an artist allowed it.

Someone brought of the idea of an autobuy (Not an auction thing) for the adoptable before it's even sketched.
So a person would give their idea and say they will pay the extra amount to ensure that the adoptable belongs to them.

If that were the case, I think I would set that price at double the regular price I sale my chubs at ($40)


So
Normal price: $20
AB(before revealed) :$40

Does this sound fair?
Do you think there's another way to handle this without doing auctions?

Please let me know.

August 24 2016. Crossing fingers on this.
I don't want something stupidly expensive but memorable. I am super nervous...

Also, being dragged to watch Star Wars today. I'll try acting like I know what the hell's going on.

May 2016...tickets go on sale on December 18....FUCK!
I need this hardcore!

if you have questions about me or my characters(Jo and Gummi), go for it.

(Please no religion questions as I'm not comfortable answering them.)

Boop!

I find it funny when I come across hard core messy sex drawings and there are certain comments from people who talk about these characters, digital fucking pixels, getting fucking stds, gonorrhea, or whatever shit like its a serious issue.

Hey guys, a new threat to the digital world! Worse than fucking digital drugs! ( http://www.wired.com/2010/07/digital-drugs. )

Wrap your digital dicks up guys! Be safe or you'll digitally regret it!
I haven't had such a good laugh in a while.

Seems that my lovely horse adopt got a LOT of positive responses!
This will be my priority next week.
Please drop your ideas here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/

Thank ya kindly!

Can be found here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18480945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18480945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18480945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18480945/

I have to cut myself off. Will continue the creation madness next week.

I can't freaking post the image in this gallery for some reason so here you go guys!
I will be making another journal later regarding the adopts later today.

It's a 30 page commitment (Payment not paid all up front.)
Are you a femboi?
Can you pay $40 per page? (2 pages per month)
Do you like  dysa's art?
Were you given the mark for the man who will not be named (Not required)?

Then take your ass over to  theblackrook/s journal and join in : http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7232514/

This is another ATKM comic that will be awesome! *Throws glitter*

Thank you all who contributed to my chubs femboi creation journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/

I'm likeing a lot of what I see and it's been a bit of a challenge to see what I should do.
I've decided that this will be a master post that I want to keep growing! If you have an idea, post that shit!

Give me a challenge.
I've been seeing birds...oh god, birds...I can handle a challenge lol.
Give me MORE!

Post em here!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/

Since this has erupted to something awesome, New rules have been put in place.

Regular Option
*Adoptables will be sold to the public for $50
*there will be no visual previews
*Winners of said adoptables have free range to do whatever they want with the adoptable.
There are no limitations.


Autobuy Option
Have an idea and want to but it before release to the public? Then autobuy it!
*Price: $100 (Double the normal price)
*Rules for regular option still apply here.



Make combination you would like to see in this format.

Species: (singular species or a hybrid)
Colors(3 max):
Personality:
Special feature(s)(3 max):


Example
Species: Panda
Colors: pink, lavender, baby blue
Personality: Bitchy
Special feature: Big ass, DSL, and glasses



Thankies!

Doing a Christmas art giveaway with my Partner  theblackrook This free but with some stipulations. You mustnominate someone special in your life for the art and tell why they deserve it. There will be two winners; Artist and non artist.

See details here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7221264/

Hoping to bring some cheer to friends and loved ones.

So, got the eye exam and entered the world of 20/20 vision for less than 30 seconds. I paid pre exam of course and everything was cool.

Got my prescription at the main desk and I told the lady that I was planning on buying my glasses online and not their store.

Lady tells me that it'll cost $5.00 extra to get the necessary details...Yeah, ok. I pay the extra five and the lady gets the doctor who checked my eyes.

He proceeds to come out, takes the prescription from my hand, scribbles something down, and hands it back...
The P.D. ...just the P.D. was added. (62mm)

So...I was charged extra for that tiiiiiiny thing...
Someone explain this to me? Is it because they won't get a necessary cut if glasses aren't bought in store?

Yeah...pissed about that...$5 isn't much...it's just the principle.

But glasses are coming in within a week.

Last 31 days of the year!

Come on guys, we can do this! :ROOTS:

I am glad to say that I'm getting my first Christmas gift today...NEW FUCKING GLASSES!
I will no longer live in a blurred world. Huzzah!

Rook needs two lions as guards for a comic caninelove is working on.
If your characters looks good in armor and guarding doors, then drop your refs in his journal : http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7213399/

Edited title. What the fuck even is English!?

I...I think I've gotten to the point where all i can really think about wanting is mostly clothes...
that and a 10 gallon trash bag full of $20.


The list
1. Knee socks for my fat legs
2. Usb super Nintendo controller
3.Jeggings/ a descent pair of pants (Bell bottoms pls!)
4. $50/$100 gift card for Dunkin donuts (I will drown in their coffee)
5. Corset
6. xxx toy for xxx's ass
7. A non disastrous Christmas...I can not handle anymore tragedies.
8. A happy engagement anniversary with Rook.
9. Creative inspiration. I've been lacking in it for a while now and it's not fun.

Don't want anything super amazing...just some form of peace.