I just got a phone call. I picked it up, and heard only some atmospheric instrumental music and a man sobbing. Then he hung up.

if i was a...
1. Kitchen appliance - Rice Cooker
2. Salty snack - http://www.calbeeamerica.com/snapea.htm
3. Body part - Brow ridge
4. Farm animal - Mule
5. Planet in our solar system - Uranus. tee hee.
6. Internet meme - http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sfw_porn
7. Spice or herb - Lemon balm
8. Thing that starts with M - Mini-mall, it's just like a
9. Article of clothing - Necktie
10. Pudding flavor - FUCK YEAH BUTTERSCOTCH *high-fives wolf*
11. Natural disaster - Drought
12. Color - Slate grey
13. Lawn ornament - Birdbath
14. Type of building - Humble shack made of cinderblocks
15. Flammable substance - Whiskey
16. Something in a lunchbox - Curry rice (I loved making my lunches when I was a kid :D)
17. Sea creature - Giant squid
18. Geometric shape - Ellipse
19. Time of day - 3:10 AM
20. Electronic device - Graphing calculator
21. Reason for being late - I had to run back home cause I forgot -necessary item-
22. Vegetable - Yam
23. Element - Carbon
24. Dessert -Bananas foster
25. Historical event - The cold war
26. Two-digit number - 00
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - THOSE FUCKING POPPIES
28. Item in a freezer - Green tea icecream
29. Torture device - Vertical Chamber Apparatus AKA "Pit of Despair"
30. Disease - Psychological addiction
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - That stickiness... it's dark in there and you just don't want to think about it
32. Mexican dish - Chile Relleno
33. Something slimy - Applesauce
34. FA emoticon -
35. Sandwich - Reuben

I remember when I was a young child, it seemed oh-so-easy to find roleplay messageboards, or just people to RP with over an instant messenger. I don't know if the variety of RPs out there has decreased or if I've just gotten more picky, but I seem to find it difficult to find something I'd actually like to join. So maybe if you're part of a website/board, or know of one, or like to RP over an Instant Messenger, or know somebody who does... you get my drift.
Feel free to make suggestions that don't fall into the "things I like" category, if you think something's really awesome, I'll take a look, even if it falls into the "not too fond of" category.

Settings/themes/whatever I particularly like:
Most fantasy not set in middle-ages Europe
I will make an exception to the above if it heavily involves pirates.
Pretty much anything involving immigrants or settlers
Multifandom RPs
Realistic dogs
Completely unrealistic any-animal

What I'm not too fond of:
Most high school settings
Vampires/werewolves/supernatural whatever, when centered on a "dark, goth-y" vibe and/or focus on undead romance
Anything with a heavy emphasis on romance (not opposed to it as a whole, I just don't want it to be the whole point)
This should go without saying, but cybersex places
Single-fandom RPs (except for pokemon)
Animals/anthros in a Redwall-type setup where certain species are "good" or "bad" by default
Horses and only horses

Well, it turns out I can't do blogathon
I feel like a total fool now.

I'm offering a sketch of up to three characters and a posted link to your FA page (or some other page of your choosing) for anybody and everybody who pledges a donation to Recycled Rotts, an Illinois Rottweiler rescue, for my blogathon this year: http://www.blogathon.org/pledge.php?blogid=86
You'll notice, if you sign up to pledge, that I never even see the money, it goes straight to the charity.
I'll warn you, if you pledge hourly, that I'm just short of insomniac and can stay up for days on end.
If my offer isn't so compelling to you, I urge you to look at other blogs that are participating; everybody has something worthwhile that they're blogging for.
Please spread the word- if not for my charity, then about blogathon in general. Thanks!

"pokemon" is a category (actually two) to choose from when submitting art.
Yet, so is "fanart".
HOW TO DECIDE
(okay obviously I went with the more specific one)

First things first: If anyone wants to do an art trade, just ask! Please! Trades make me happy.

Secondly: Potential sculpture commissions? If anybody is interested in buying something from me, normal sculptures of your character/pet/whatever, usually around 10cm high, are $15-$20 USD (depending on the complexity) plus shipping, and little charms/beads are $3 plus shipping. Payments must be made through paypal, and shipping cost obviously depends on what I'm sending to you and where you live.

For trades and commissions alike, I won't do pornographic and/or fetish art.
(To answer a question a few have asked, I don't consider traditional tanuki images to be pornographic, I consider them to be awesome folklore. I'm not that much of a prude :D )

Besides any requests I have open on the forums, I'm closing requests for the time being as I finish up a sculpture of  prawst.

However, I'm still up for trades (drawings, not sculptures)

I'm making use of my account here, hopefully to get some art practice.
Basically, I'm taking requests, and would love to do an art trade or ten. Nothing porny, though. What do you think, stranger?