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Posted 12 years agoSo this evening I was minding my business, me and my dad were at respective computers, and my mom was watching TV. Suddenly we hear a knock at the door. Our next door neighbors are our friends and they recently got back from a trip to Europe and we were watching their animals and their cat died (she was old and they were afraid she'd die while they were gone). We assumed it was perhaps them, it was about 8PM so a little late for them to be coming over but not too weird. My mom goes to answer the door, a gentlemen dressed in a suit is standing there and asks her if she's heard of some cleaning thing and she says yes, suddenly he hands her a bottle of soap and goes off somewhere.
He comes back with a large box that said "Kirby" across it. He's a Kirby vacuum salesmen. He tries very hard to be very charming and charismatic as he unpacks this vacuum asking us all kinds of questions about us and our house and how we clean and whatnot. Remember this is a door to door salesman coming to us at 8PM, which seems very odd. He tells some story about how he wants to take his mom to Lake Lanier and he just need to sell 2 more vacuums to win some contest in order to go. He gets on the phone and acts like he's talking to someone, it doesn't sound like he is, seems very fake.
Next thing we know he's suddenly going down the hall and into my fucking room, he starts vacuuming my bed and shows "Hey look at all this gross dead skin in your bed! normal vacuums don't do this so this is totally worth it!" He lets the price slip $2995 for a fucking vacuum. He pretends to be very flexible saying how we can do monthly payments you know whatever telling us how much money we'll save in the long run and that the vacuum will last so long and do such a better job than any other. We're pretty much done at this point, not interested but he continues demonstrating trying to be entertaining and funny the whole time. Uses our own vacuum and compares then shampoos a part of our carpet. Everytime we say it's just too much money he points to our cable and TV's and computers saying we must have money.
Eventually he starts to get the picture and calls in someone and now there are two men in our house. The second guy trying to talk us into it while the first guy cleans up, then a third man comes in and at this point I go outside and go up to their van, which seems very weird for salesmen to be in. I get their tag number just in case but it was dark and I couldn't see all that well, but it was running so I'm guessing there was a fourth guy in there. It's after 10 now and they finally leave.
If someone comes to your door and they say they are selling cleaning supplies or indicate any affiliation with kirby I recommend trying to get rid of them. You must be VERY forecful with these guys because they do not back down easy. I'm very concerned they were scouting the neighborhood and looking to see if any houses were worth robbing. I Hope I'm wrong and they were just aggressive salesmen. Even if they were siply salesmen their tactics are very strange and aggressive and verge on home invasion in my opinion. If all that weren't enough though, the vacuum is ridiculously expensive in the first place and apparently the MSRP for these thinfs is somewhere around $1000 and they're trying to sell them for almost $3000.
He comes back with a large box that said "Kirby" across it. He's a Kirby vacuum salesmen. He tries very hard to be very charming and charismatic as he unpacks this vacuum asking us all kinds of questions about us and our house and how we clean and whatnot. Remember this is a door to door salesman coming to us at 8PM, which seems very odd. He tells some story about how he wants to take his mom to Lake Lanier and he just need to sell 2 more vacuums to win some contest in order to go. He gets on the phone and acts like he's talking to someone, it doesn't sound like he is, seems very fake.
Next thing we know he's suddenly going down the hall and into my fucking room, he starts vacuuming my bed and shows "Hey look at all this gross dead skin in your bed! normal vacuums don't do this so this is totally worth it!" He lets the price slip $2995 for a fucking vacuum. He pretends to be very flexible saying how we can do monthly payments you know whatever telling us how much money we'll save in the long run and that the vacuum will last so long and do such a better job than any other. We're pretty much done at this point, not interested but he continues demonstrating trying to be entertaining and funny the whole time. Uses our own vacuum and compares then shampoos a part of our carpet. Everytime we say it's just too much money he points to our cable and TV's and computers saying we must have money.
Eventually he starts to get the picture and calls in someone and now there are two men in our house. The second guy trying to talk us into it while the first guy cleans up, then a third man comes in and at this point I go outside and go up to their van, which seems very weird for salesmen to be in. I get their tag number just in case but it was dark and I couldn't see all that well, but it was running so I'm guessing there was a fourth guy in there. It's after 10 now and they finally leave.
If someone comes to your door and they say they are selling cleaning supplies or indicate any affiliation with kirby I recommend trying to get rid of them. You must be VERY forecful with these guys because they do not back down easy. I'm very concerned they were scouting the neighborhood and looking to see if any houses were worth robbing. I Hope I'm wrong and they were just aggressive salesmen. Even if they were siply salesmen their tactics are very strange and aggressive and verge on home invasion in my opinion. If all that weren't enough though, the vacuum is ridiculously expensive in the first place and apparently the MSRP for these thinfs is somewhere around $1000 and they're trying to sell them for almost $3000.
figured I'd do this since kawa did
Posted 13 years agoCopy, Paste, and Check all that apply
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
Psycosword's raffle
Posted 13 years ago
Sexy Meme Just Because
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
Rules: Just copy and paste in a comment or via note if you want to keep is hush hush. most of all Just be truthful and re-post if you wish. Just be Careful posting this, you may just get the answers you didn't expect.
Don't be shy and have fun ^^
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
2) Have you Thought about it before?
3) Where would we do it?
4) Top or Bottom?
5) How many times?
6) Position(s)?
7) rough or soft?
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
9) more than one person? or have meal to yourself?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
Rules: Just copy and paste in a comment or via note if you want to keep is hush hush. most of all Just be truthful and re-post if you wish. Just be Careful posting this, you may just get the answers you didn't expect.
Don't be shy and have fun ^^
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
2) Have you Thought about it before?
3) Where would we do it?
4) Top or Bottom?
5) How many times?
6) Position(s)?
7) rough or soft?
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
9) more than one person? or have meal to yourself?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
In my pants
Posted 13 years agoStolen from and
Here's how you play:
1. Get your favorite media player
2. Set your player to shuffle
3. Pick the first 15 song titles
4. Add "in my pants" at the end of them
1. Should Be Loved in my pants (Blue October)
2. Man of a Thousand Faces in my pants (Regina Spektor)
3. Monkey Wrench in my pants (Foo Fighters)
4. Let it be in my pants (The Beatles)
5. Now is the Time (Ravenous) in my pants (10 Years)
6. I Will Not Bow in my pants (Breaking Benjamin)
7. Number One in my pants (Hazel Fernandes)
8. Raise it up in my pants (The IMPACT Repertory Theatre & Jamia Simone Nash)
9. Turkish Delight in my pants (Shiro Sagisu)
10. I Own You in my pants (Shinedown)
11. Tomorrow's Way in my Pants (Yui)
12. All Day and All of the Night in my pants (The Kinks)
13. Bang the Doldrums in my pants (Fall Out Boy)
14. Had Enough in my pants (Breaking Benjamin)
15. The Rockafeller Skank in my pants (Fatboy Slim)
and Here's how you play:
1. Get your favorite media player
2. Set your player to shuffle
3. Pick the first 15 song titles
4. Add "in my pants" at the end of them
1. Should Be Loved in my pants (Blue October)
2. Man of a Thousand Faces in my pants (Regina Spektor)
3. Monkey Wrench in my pants (Foo Fighters)
4. Let it be in my pants (The Beatles)
5. Now is the Time (Ravenous) in my pants (10 Years)
6. I Will Not Bow in my pants (Breaking Benjamin)
7. Number One in my pants (Hazel Fernandes)
8. Raise it up in my pants (The IMPACT Repertory Theatre & Jamia Simone Nash)
9. Turkish Delight in my pants (Shiro Sagisu)
10. I Own You in my pants (Shinedown)
11. Tomorrow's Way in my Pants (Yui)
12. All Day and All of the Night in my pants (The Kinks)
13. Bang the Doldrums in my pants (Fall Out Boy)
14. Had Enough in my pants (Breaking Benjamin)
15. The Rockafeller Skank in my pants (Fatboy Slim)
I know I've already done this
Posted 14 years agobut did this meme a second time and I commented so I suppose I should do it too
Comment here and I will...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
Also, I'm incredibly bored.
did this meme a second time and I commented so I suppose I should do it too Comment here and I will...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
Also, I'm incredibly bored.
It's okay to not like things...
Posted 14 years agobut don't be a dick about itBirthday
Posted 14 years agoSo yesterday was my 19th birthday, it seems kinda silly to post a journal about it AFTERWORDS, but whatever :P
It was a pretty good birthday I got several DS games, several T-Shirts, and these awesome headphones. I also went out and had a delicious lobster dinner :9
So yeah, I'm old :P
Also thank you everyone who has wished me a Happy Birthday in shouts and on skype or whatever you said it on lol
It was a pretty good birthday I got several DS games, several T-Shirts, and these awesome headphones. I also went out and had a delicious lobster dinner :9
So yeah, I'm old :P
Also thank you everyone who has wished me a Happy Birthday in shouts and on skype or whatever you said it on lol
Salvation
Posted 14 years agojust because.....
Disgusted by your weakness
You have no right to live
To know you is to hate you
But your life's yours to give
It's monkey see, and monkey do
You're always doing what they tell you to
You're such a puppet on a string
You don't get it!
I won't bow to something that I've never seen
Can't believe in something that doesn't believe in me
I'm not blood of your blood, I'm no son of your god
I've no faith in your fate
Still I find salvation
RIGHT!
You think you have the answers to every last detail
In your eyes, you're the victor
In mine you've all but failed
It's monkey see, and monkey do
You're always doing what they tell you to
You're like a puppet on a string
You don't get it!
You monkey see, you monkey do
You're always doing what they tell you to
You're like a puppet on a string
You don't get it!
I won't bow to something that I've never seen
I can't believe in something that doesn't believe in me
I'm not blood of your blood, I'm no son of your god
I've no faith in your fate
Still I find salvation
Still I find salvation
Still I find salvation