Hi people so as the header in this journal states Im changing accounts  casara And Ive also added a new pretty pinup picture on there for yall to see.

Night.

As by now many of you have probably heard of the ongoing troubles erupting in Iran these last few weeks. The people of Iran protesting in its capital of Tehran for their vote, their voice, their future. And are being attacked for it by its own government. And as sad as it is to say I cannot do anything to help, being a young college-bound american living in georgia I can do but much else than pray for the people and their families fighting at the moment. And if you believe thats its none of you business and why should you care let me tell you this; why should I care? Im not related in any way to Iran or the middle-east, Im half russian for god sakes, but because of meeting a friend as a child, and staying at their house for basically 4 years, I fell in love with them, their cluture, their music, their food, and their pride. So even me now with my half blurred memories of childhood can still effect me, then mabye you can remeber yours. No matter where your from, geneticaly or physicaly, they probably at one time fought for their freedom, so is it too much to to help someone else who is trying too.

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TL;DR
Just try to help in any way you can.


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Adam and Eve were content and happy in the Garden of Eden. One day God came down to greets his children and asked how they were.

Adam and Eve agreed and said they were fine.

Then God said he had two gifts for his two children but once they chose they could not go back on it.

The first one God, said was the ability to pee standing up.

At that Adam jumped up and proclaimed that that was what he always dreamed of having, and that he chose that to be his gift.

That is how man got his penis.

After he got his gift he was so happy and he began to use it: first he peed on the ground and laughed with glee, then peed on some flowers, then some rocks, then the trees, and even a stray cat passing by, he laughed with joy and ran from Eve and God and continued to piss on everything he passed.

Then quietly Eve asked her father what the other gift was.

Brains. God told her. Brains. But I think we have to give him some, if not he would piss all over himself and everything here.

No for real I do. Its called PCOS(Ploycystic Ovarian Syndrome) I have multiple cysts on mah ovaries. And Ive believed I had it since my last doctors visit (2 months ago) and she told me about it, and for some reason I am and wasnt sad about and joked about it with my friends, and still do. But its not like I dont want kids, I do I really do! I want them now but I wont till after college. But I still think its funny how I dont feel bad about this at all. And I'll be find with my new meds.

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You lost the game.

A DILDO!1!!!1!!!111!!one11!!!

yeah and Im keepin it as a trophie

**Hey I got my crap back together and now my shit works***

Hey guys, currently at the moment I have a virus on my comp and I cant log on to some of my sites so Ill be off for a while, well its not like Im uploading every day so just an update in case you want to get in touch with me for some odd reason.

Its mah birfthday and I r nowz 18 yay

Tooked

Also guess what? I forgot that my birthday is next week, so congratulate me for turning 18 and never having a boyfriend........ever TvT

And have a happy valentines day!

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1. Are you single or taken?
very complicated

2. Chocolate or flowers?
both hopefully? But if not, flowers

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
God no, just sitting at home crying and pissed

4.Do you like anyone?
yeah...

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
hell no

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Actually HAVING a date

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
not really just gets me a bit down

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
nope

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
not my thing

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
nawh

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
no

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
only in elemetary school

13. Do you like candy hearts?
taste like chalk ass

15. Is Valentines depressing?
hell to the yeah

16. How do you feel about PDA?
When I feel more comfortable in the relationship

17. How is your love life?
non-existent

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
nope

19. How many roses would you want?
any

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
hopefully but proly not

As it says up there in my title have a merry christmas and happy holidays. Im not christian but I celebrated christmas since I was a kid (Im too old for one this year T-T) and I love the holiday season. So everyone have a happy and healthy holiday and new year.

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I love Code Geass.
I love Lelouch.
I love Suzaku.
And I wish it wasn't over.

ps. I cried like a little bitch.

Dear  TravarisRhade

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it last year with Paris Hilton and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the incarnation as an eskimo.

Greetings to your freaky family,
-Leaii-


Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Hello, Im still working on requests but sadly they have been delayed, due to after school credit recovery mon-thurs from 3 to 4:30 and I dont get home until 5:45. So that will cut my work time by some. But not to worry Ive currently draw and started to color some. So please be a little patient youll get your thing soon.

Also Im going to AWA (Anime Weekend Atlanta) this weekend, its gonna be shitten awsome. Its my 4th year so far. ^-^

[edit] Thanks for all the ideas, Ill upload some soon.

Yalls I'm bored. Give me something to do and I'll try my best. Think of what you can and throw it at me. pr0nz are fine too.

The test was retaken and I am now negative and baby free!

Hello everyone, this is an odd way to start my first journal here a FA but here it is. Yeah, as it say above Im kinda pregnant, but before I tell you the details theres a lil thing you need to know.

I am a white american 19 year old female who has never had sex in her life. (sadly)

Yeah wierd isnt it? How do you think I feel. -_- So heres the explination also if you happen to be unhappy at hearing about female 'problems' then you dont have to read, but really, were all adults here and you should learn to get used to it.

Ok so around last year I finially went to the doctor after having my period for two weeks and got a prescription for some birth-control pills to hopefully even out my horemones and make them regular. So I took them for around 8 months, they worked, then stoped. (partly because I thought I didnt need them anymore and lazyness) After ending my medication I had one or two normal periods then nothing. At first I thought it was fine and just being late like usuall but after around 3 or so months of nothing I decided its not healthy and asked to get an appointment with a doctor.

That was today. I went there told the doctor all of what I just said and told her I was still a virgin, she said fine but that I should still do a urine test for procediure. I went and did it and a few minutes later she came and pulled me into a diffrent room and said I was positive. Now I took it with a lot of supprise and laughter. Mainly because minutes before I was telling my mother that if I was pregnant it was from god and jesus was in my belly. She explanined to me that at first she wasnt even sure because the reading was so low from the test. She said she didnt know what should cause the positive test other than me being pregnant. But after asuring both of them I had never had sex we thought of other ideas of what was causing my false readings. Although se has no idea whats causing the symptioms she gave us the name of an obgyn to check it out and find out why.

And thats it my tale of my 'fake' pregnency. Ill make a new journal once I find out whats up with me. My appointment should be sometime this week.

Wish me luck.