Just pimping a commission sale from  xombiehamster

Check it out!

http://teenycom.livejournal.com/1045674.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReYfu5E-hOE&feature=related

We'll see how long this lasts-- If you're watching, fill this out:


01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain what/where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

After the Saints won, the cell phone network was actually overloaded for a few minutes!

Also, is it just me or did the ground get a little colder?

Just went to an Appleseed with  pumaconcolor  xombiehamster and another friend who isn't on FA, but goes by Ashtara online. Anyway... It was an AWESOME weekend! I feel like I improved by lightyears.

Check XH's page for better photos.

Oh, by the way, for people in the know... I scored a 203. I was SO CLOSE. I can TOTALLY do it! Oh well, at least I can brag that I scored as a "Sharpshooter" on an Army Qualification Test. The "Uninitiated" won't know that means I'm still a Cook :).

FurAffinity has been temporarily revamped into "FurrmySpace"

That is all.

 xombiehamster wants me to pass along word that she is open for commissions. She has really good prices, and lemmee tell you, those cards she makes are much more awesome in person!

It's apparently a war drama about PMC operators in Afghanistan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOAPKxqutv8&feature=related

And it's staring computer animated rabbits.

Huh.

thiefed from Kivva

Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 54%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 46%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Humanitarian |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%

Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Family drive |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Activity |||||||||||||| 56%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Honor |||||||||||||||| 63%
Thriftiness |||||||||||||||| 63%

Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..

Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.

Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

trait snapshot:
rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtful



Well, we all know the poor reliability of most personality tests (or at least I do.) This one, though, seems a bit more promising than that Myers Briggs crap. I wonder if anyone's done any studies on it...

Wishlist Instructions:
Step One
Make a post. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes.

Step Two
Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure.
You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out; it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf -- to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not -- it's your call.
There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just... wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

0: Alandragon and/or Monstar art.
1: A job in BR...
2: Ammo
3: Arts. Arts are good. 'Specially of an armed Alandragon
4: A chance to see some or all of the Con Crew
5: Some alone time with the Monstar
6: Any and all survival or backpacking gear, no matter how small
7: Anything involving dragons or firearms, really
8: Posters
9: Gun Parts! Pearce Rubber finger groove inserts, alumagrips with a fleur-de-lis, Pachmayr rubber-covered grip safety with spur hammer, Ed Brown drop-in barrel bushing, a good Wilson extractor, wilson combat mags, maybe a full-length guide rod, some magpul AR-15 P-Mags, flashlight mounting system for an AR-15, or just ammo...
... What?

Since she's the only one that reads these....

Only two rules-- and you MUST follow them:
1. You can only say Yes or No.
2. You aren't allowed to explain anything unless someone asks you.



1. Taken a picture fully naked? --- no
2. Painted your room? --- no
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? --- no
4. Driven a car? --- yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? --- yes
6. Have a crush? --- yes
7. Been dumped? --- no
8. Stolen someones heart? --- yes
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? --- no
10. Been in a fist fight? --- yes
11. Snuck out of your house? --- yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? --- yes
13. Been arrested? --- no
14. Made out with a stranger? --- no
15. Left your house without telling your parents? --- yes
16. Had a crush on your neighbor? --- no
17. Ditched school to do something more fun? --- yes (I actually got an award for attendance the same day)
18. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? --- yes
19. Seen someone die? --- yes
20. Been on a plane? --- yes
21. Kissed a picture? --- no
22. Slept in until 3? --- yes
23. Love someone or miss someone right now? --- yes
24. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? --- yes
25. Made a snow angel? --- yes
26. Played dress up? --- yes
27. Cheated while playing a game? --- yes
28. Been lonely? --- yes
29. Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
30. Yelled at a friend? --- yes
31. Felt an earthquake? --- yes
32. Touched a snake? --- yes
33. Ran a red light? --- yes
34. Been suspended from school? --- no
35. Had detention? --- yes
36. Been in a car accident? --- yes
37. Hated the way you look? --- yes
38. Witnessed a crime? --- yes
39. Pole danced? --- no
40. Been lost? --- yes
41. Been to the opposite side of the country? ---yes
42. Felt like dying? --- yes
43. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
44. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
45. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
45. Sang in the shower? --- no
46. Made out in a park? --- yes
47. Had a dream that you married someone? --- yes
48. Glued your hand to something? --- no
49. Got your tongue stuck to a pole? --- no
50. Ever gone to school partially naked? --- no
51. Been a cheerleader? --- no
52. Sat on a roof top? --- yes
53. Didn't take a shower for a week? --- no
54. Too scared to watch scary movies alone? --- no
55. Played chicken? --- no
56. Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on? --- yes
57. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? --- no
58. Been easily amused? --- yes
59. Mooned/flashed someone? --- yes
60. Cheated on a test? --- yes
61. Forgotten someone's name? --- yes
62. Slept naked? --- yes
63. Gone skinny dipping? --- no
64. Blacked out from drinking? --- no
65. Played a prank on someone? --- yes
66. Gone to a late night movie? --- yes
67. Looked at your reflection as you walked past a window? --- yes
68. Failed a class? --- no
69. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? --- no
70. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? --- no
71. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? --- no
72. Thrown strange objects? --- yes
73. Felt like killing someone? --- yes
74. Felt like running away? --- yes
75. Have you ever ran away? --- no
76. Made a parent cry? --- yes
77. Cried over someone? --- yes
78. Had sex more than 3 times in one day? --- yes
79. Dated someone more than once? --- yes
80. Had/Have a dog? --- yes
81. Own an instrument? --- no
82. Been in a band/orchestra? --- no
83. Drank 25 sodas in a day? --- no
84. Broken a CD? --- yes
85. Shot a gun? --- yes
86. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? --- yes

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!

Songs:

Opening Credits:
"Rachel's Song" -- Blade Runner OST
(I should actually watch this)

Waking Up:
"Standing" -- VNV Nation
(... I didn't know I HAD this)

First Day At School:
"Nuclear Winter" -- Funker Vogt
(What the hell? Is my school in an apocalyptic wasteland?)

Falling In love:
"Burning Empire" -- VNV Nation
(I... what?)

Fight Song:
"Crown of Thorns" -- :Wumpscut:

Breaking Up:
"Babylon" -- Funker Vogt

Prom:
"Dusk Horizon" -- Unreal Soundtrack
(I... Don't judge!)

Life's OK:
"Tremors" -- Unknown source
(I dunno where this comes from. It reminds me of wandering a desert somehow)

Mental Breakdown:
"World Map 01" -- Inon Zur (fallout tactics soundtrack)
(Ok, it's a fact. My computer is making this an eerie post apocalyptic epic.)

Driving:
"Dirge for the Planet" -- Firelake
(SEE!?!?!)

Flashback:
"Soon the Stroke Strikes" -- Karjalan Sissit

Getting Back Together:
"Snow was Falling" -- Funker Vogt
(This... this movie seems creepy)

Wedding:
"Black Death" -- :Wumpscut"
("So, bob, i think we lost our pg-13 rating with this one")

Birth of Child:
"Seal" -- Jin Roh OST
(Vaguely hopeful sounding? Could things be turning up in this bleak, dark world?)

Final Battle:
"Tragical" -- Exilanation
(Vaguely hopeful, yet mournful at the same time... maybe?)

Death Scene:
"Skyward Fire" -- Unreal Tournament soundtrack
(Huh...)

Funeral Song:
"Like Tears in Rain" -- Covenant
(I don't think this movie had a happy ending)

End Credits:
"Genesis" -- VNV Nation
(Must have been one of those... confusing endings)

So since I never had this meme explained to me, I think it's about a teenager who wakes up to find an apocalyptic wasteland. He tries to find his high school sweetheart, and does. They are happy for a time, but cruel fate in the apocalypse rips them apart. Alone in a frozen wasteland, our protagonist goes slowly insane. Having lost his mind and time having passed, he finds his lost love among a ragtag group of survivors living off the land. In his frozen, mad mind, he thinks she is an undead monster, and kills her. He immediately realizes his mistake. This revelation is only overshadowed by another: he has a son. Before he can comprehend what he has done, raiders from before attack. He throws his life away defending the settlement, before they can condemn him to death, hoping that they will raise his son well and rebuild the world.

In the end... much is lost... but by the very end, there is hope that a new world will be born.

This is what I get when I do this on a computer with mostly my CoU music on it.

Your character's species: Domestic Ferret
If your fursona/avatar was:

a general airborne species: Golden-Capped Fruit Bat
a general aquatic species: Dolphin
a general invertebrate: Preying Mants (Wait...)
an amphibian: Salamander
a bird: Golden Eagle
a canine: Grey Wolf
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Raccoon?
a dinosaur: Velociraptor!
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): Mongoose
a feline: Jaguar
an insect/arachnid: Erm... Dragonfly?
a marsupial: Thylacine
a microorganism: .... Uhm... Amoeba?
a mythical species: Gryphon
a primate: Spider Monkey.
a reptile: Komodo Dragon.
a rodent or lagomorph: Flying Squirrel
an ungulate: Erm... Rhino.
a mammal in a group not listed above: BADGER.

... I would like to thank Wiki.

Not like anyone buy Darzi, Xombiehamster, and possibly Kos are gonna read this but..

1. Pick 12 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.

Ahh! Oh, my God. What the hell is wrong with you people? Uh-uh! Don't talk to me unless you speak American!


The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.


Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.


Now get the hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I'm boss up here!


I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing.


If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.


I found it. Just short of Zeta II Reticuli. We haven't reached the Outer Rim yet.


He killed a dog last night because the dog was scratching around in the garden. You know why? Because he had something buried in that garden that the dog scented.


I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.


Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.


Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.


My conscience wants vegetarianism to win over the world. And my subconscious is yearning for a piece of juicy meat. But what do I want?

EDIT: Super extra I-Can't-Believe-I-Forgot-This question!

The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.

So, right. I decided something today. I like it when people's fursonas/avatars have a body type like theirs--Or at least a realistic one. Keep in mind--I'm not like, "zomg! Everyone needs to be realistic or they suck!" Lemme explain.

So right. Our Avatars are supposed to be reflections of ourselves, right? That's a huge part of this whole "fur" thing, and an oft-overlooked part, right? Well... In real life, I know we pretty much all spend way too much time worrying about our society's convention of beauty and attractiveness. I know it's a big problem in the 'States. Every checkout isle in every convenience store is practically lined with big, plastered images of "stars" in perfect make up with probably thousand dollar clothing and hundred dollar haircuts and bodies they either starved themselves to death or took dangerous diet pills to get. Every underwear brand box has pictures of perfectly in-shape models or bodybuilders all over it. Our movies all feature heroes whose actors work out four hours a day for months and then wear man-thongs while doing cg-d stunts no one could possibly pull off (No offense, 300, but come on.) And these are the standards we're supposed to aspire to--Some of which are like, downright dangerous (I cite anorexia and bulemia rates). These are the things we're supposed to want to be.

Frankly, I get sick of it. So I am of the opinion, why let it affect us here? Forget all those judgments and standards of our media. It's about being who we are, and celebrating that. So to me, symbolically, using your own body type reflects that. Don't let someone else's arbitrary idea of beauty control your ideal self. Those constructs tend to get way out of hand as a society progresses anyway (I cite crushed feet of eastern cultures, and "molded" heads of certain South American cultures.). Honestly, most people's avatars can still be attractive and cool looking with their body type. Or at least a realistic one.

Now, once again, I'm not starting some huge rant or crusade here. Not many people at all even read this. After all, it's your ideal self. It can be anything you want it to be. We're already part-animals, sometimes more than one, sometimes imaginary creatures, sometimes completely made up stuff. I just think here, we should be at most, who we are.

After all, that's what it's about. At least to me.

Lurkerwisp convinced me. Don't read on if your mind is fragile, especially if you just read hers.

(+) Like it; more +'s more liked (max of 4)
(-) Don't like it; more -'s more disliked (max of 3)
(o) Don't really mind either way
(?) Don't know what this is

Anal (++) (...What?)
Oral (++)
Breast (+)
Breast Expansion (-) ("They're like... water balloons taped to her collarbone!")
Bondage (+) (Nothin' wrong with it.. No, really. There was a psych study.)
Clothing (o)
Leather (+)(I always liked leather pants and didn't admit it for years.)
Latex (o)
Stockings (-) (Two words: Friction. Burn.)
Gloves (+) (If they're nice)
Shoe/Boots (o) (Boots are for protectin' the feets.)
Muscle Male (--)
Muscle Female (--)
Herm (---) (Mixed messages! Ow!)
Fur (++)
Scalie (++++) (Smooth and dry, like a snake)
Babyfur (--) (Just... No comment.)
Transformation (++) (Fullmoon)
Macro (+++)
Micro (+++) (The size difference is more useful than one thinks...)
Impregnation (---) (Problematic!)
Mpregnation (---) (AAAAARGH BABIES OUT MY ASS!)
Pregnancy (---) (Very problematic!)
Lactation (o) (Uhm... I guess?)
Vore (++++) (... Shhhhhh.)
Paw (-) (Ow!)
Foot (--) (Ow AND smelly!)
Suit and Tie (o) (Stylish? Yes. But sexy...?)
Fursuiting (-) (Also problematic.)
Crossdressing (o)
Masking (o)
Incest (---) (PROBLEMATIC)
Yuri (F/F) (o) (Alright, but honestly, it gets boring.)
Yaoi (M/M) (-)
Sissy Boy (-) (*facepalm*)
Mind Control (-)
Rape (-) (No comment)
Uniform (+) (Only problem is vague uncomfortableness)
Orgy (-) ("OW! Who kicked me in the head!?")
Subbing (+) (I get it...)
Domming (+) (I get it too..)
Biting (+++) (Mmm, teef.)
Solo Masturbation females: (+) males: (-)
Water (o)
Watersports (---) (Ewww...)
Scat (---) (FATAL ERROR!)
Inflation (o)
Fat/Pudge (o)
Merging (o) (Depends. Can seem creepy stalker ish)
Cock vore (---) (OWWWWW!)
Unbirthing (+++) (*shifty eyes*)
Hard vore (---) (Even more OWWW!)
Gender shifting (-) (Again... Mixed messages.)
Tentacles (o) (More of a cliche than a fetish)
Anthro (++)
Nonanthro (---) (PROBLEMA--... Yeah.)
Demons (o)
Angels (o)
Mythical creatures (++++) (Fuck you imma dragon!)
Plausible creatures (?) (This one gives my head funny images. Chupacabra? Celocanth?)
Taurs (+) (Creative!)
Non-furs (o)
Amputee (---) (No torsos thank you)
Blood (o) (I can see it, but I can also see sprinting for a first aid kit)
Spanking (o)