Because I am making a point about not giving a fuck about committing to anything in my sexy tournament, I have made the following adjustments.



1) Blueblood replaces Big Mac, Big Mac replaces Superman. Those fights are now Rachel Berenson vs "Big" Macintosh Apple, and 'Zilla vs Prince Blueblood. This may be subject to change, if I decide Blue x Rachel would be funnier.

2) Granberia removed and replaced with Princess Celestia.

3) Toy Bonnie and King swap places, so that King will fight The Alien, and Toy Bonnie will fight Mileena. Toy Bonnie's swap with King may later

Current list:


Kayako (Ju-On: The Grudge) vs Falco Lombardi (Starfox 64)

Poison (Final Fight) vs The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)

Alien (Alien) vs King (Tekken)

Mileena (Mortal Kombat) vs Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)

Sheeva (Mortal Kombat) vs Visser Three (Animorphs)

Mila (Dead or Alive) vs Raphael Sorel (Soul Calibur)

Aphrodite (Greek Mythology) vs Bonnie the Bunny (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Princess Celestia (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Bridget (Guilty Gear)

Samara (The Ring) vs Amane Nishiki (BlazBlu)

Chica Chicken (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Anubis (Egyptian Mythology)

Mayor Mare (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Simba (The Lion King)

Tamamo (Monster Girl Quest) vs Lee Chaolan (Tekken)

Female Andorian (Star Trek) vs Godzilla (Godzilla, 1954)

Chun Li (Street Fighter II) vs Hercules (Greek Mythology)

Rachel Berenson (Animorphs) vs 'Big' Macintosh Apple (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

'Zilla (Godzilla, 1998) vs Prince Blueblood (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)



I'm gonna try not to switch second round matchups.

Also, how convincingly someone wins their first round will effect their chances in Round 2.

So, I've adjusted the "Versus!" project JUUUUUST a bit. How much? Well, just on the grounds that I was intrigued by the idea of kinda weird, funny matchups. A thing that won't happen if I just do it in reasonable brackets. Sure, some odd stuff, but it's much better if I just randomize it. So, I did. This also gave me the freedom to include some people I might have wanted to, but didn't get a chance to because I ran out of space.

I did still end up having to make some choices. Hey, maybe if this turns out as fun as I hope it'll be, the next one would be a 64 person tournament...

Anyway, here goes. Randomly generated bracket. It WILL start out male vs female matches. Other than that, no more worrying about divisions. Let's get our random matchups!


Kayako (Ju-On: The Grudge) vs Falco Lombardi (Starfox 64)

Poison (Final Fight) vs The Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)

Mileena (Mortal Kombat) vs Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)

Alien (Alien) vs King (Tekken)

Sheeva (Mortal Kombat) vs Visser Three (Animorphs)

She Hulk (Marvel Comics) vs Raphael Sorel (Soul Calibur)

Aphrodite (Greek Mythology) vs Bonnie the Bunny (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Princess Celestia (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Bridget (Guilty Gear)

Samara (The Ring) vs Amane Nishiki (BlazBlu)

Chica Chicken (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Anubis (Egyptian Mythology)

Mayor Mare (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Simba (The Lion King)

Tamamo (Monster Girl Quest) vs Superman (Tekken)

Female Andorian (Star Trek) vs Godzilla (Godzilla, 1954)

Chun Li (Street Fighter II) vs Hercules (Greek Mythology)

Rachel Berenson (Animorphs) vs 'Big' Macintosh Apple (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

'Zilla (Godzilla, 1998) vs Prince Blueblood (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

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Yes I know that "Andorian" isn't a character. But I just like them. I think they're sexy. Let me have this, okay? ;-;

Also, both Superman and Chun are included in this because they make fun jobbers. I'm hoping they lose.

With my luck, they'll end up in the finals.

Also also, "Poison vs Mangle" Great, the fic will devolve into an argument about the character's genders. Let's get this out of the way.

Poison is, in America, where this author lives, officially a post-operative transwoman. I did consider putting "Japanese Poison" on the 'Male' side, but the most up-to-date official word I had didn't QUITE make it clear if Japanese Poison was a transwoman who didn't have an operation, or just a crossdresser.

The Mangle is a robot, and thus, has no gender beyond what its creators say. However, in-universe beats out-of-universe, so Mangle was therefore put in the 'Male' bracket. However, being a robot, Mangle can just swap out bits as necessary. My 'headcanon' if you will, for portraying Mangle, is that Mangle flips back and forth from one day to another.

Finally, there are three characters for whom it's ambiguous if they're of age or not. So, to explain my justification:

1) Samara is based on Sadako from "The Ring." According to "The Ring 0: Birthday," Sadako actually was 19 when she died, and had an evil form that was kept in a basement and looked to be younger. For the purpose of this story, Samara was and looked 18. I know that the events of "The Ring" imply she wasn't, but so do the events of Ringu. That series is fucking weird, okay?

2) Bridget's age is never mentioned. So he could be old enough. Because it's sexy, he is.

3) According to Animorphs #52, "The Answer," (part of the two-part conclusion of the series,) The Animorphs were involved in the Yeerk-Andalite war for three years, which started when Jake was 13. As Rachel dies during the events of The Answer, it would appear to be unlikely that she could have been old enough. Further, the characters appear to be in the same grade/peer group. However, I'm from the unusually old end of my school year, and was therefor older than the rest when I graduated. Assuming Rachel was old for her age group, she could have conceivably been 14, rather than 13. And if she repeated a year, not impossible considering she may have moved (The Reaction implies that the is not the first time a job took one of her parents to another town) and redid a year because of it (as I did.) And providing that Jake was speaking approximately, rather than literally, the war COULD have lasted long enough for her to be 18, and thus, she can squeak into my story as well.

If that argument isn't good enough, then let's go with "This is non-canon, she's 18, so shut-up."

Alright, let's go!

Like "Diamond Dog Sex Revolution," I've decided to go for a new project that will help me keep writing SOME sexy stuff. This is going to be a random tournament using the system I use for "Vs" stories, using fictional characters and mythological figures grabbed from throughout my subconscious. Basically, just "Whatever I find sexiest." And so, without any further ado, here's the divisions and brackets. I have four categories, 4 male and 4 femlae contestants in each category. 4 x 8 = 32. So that'll be a 32 person tournament, featuring everything from Aphrodite to the Alien. The brackets will go up in a thing later. For now, the categories are

1: Videogames

2: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

3: Movies, Comics, and Animation

4: Myths, Literature, And Others

I'm considering using a 'seeding' system, which basically means that I'm ranking both the men and the women, so that there's a top male and top female seed in each bracket. Top male seed fights bottom female seed, and vice versa. I'd be altering their HP so the top seeds get an advantage in the first fight. After the first fight, how much HP you had left is going to give you the advantage in the next fight. THis is a long-term "When I Feel Like It" project, so don't expect everything now.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled browsing.

The "Offense vs Defense" was a quick story I did using a quick, dice-based sexfight rules thing. It took me just a couple hours, was really not bad. And it kept me writing even though I didn't really want to. So, I'm offering a new commission type. If you want me to write a short story using those rules I found, that'll be a $20 commission. With a caveat that it's really just a sex scene, and you're giving me a lot of freedom to write whatever comes to mind. I'll ask for a bit of guidance, but unlike most commissions, I won't be frequently checking back in on it with you. And the fight will probably end up being pretty back and forth, like you saw. If you're interested, lemme know.

So, I got a lovely image set from  costin55 recently with a lioness and a hyena. I was intending to make a brief story about a it. Took about two days to work on that story, which especially sucks since it shouldn't be a long story. It's just been hard to do with the way I've been all messed up lately, and all the work is just... Gone. That really, really hurts. I could upload the images anyway, but I'd kind of feel sad about that, since I wanted to have the whole progression.

This hurts more than it should.

The most wonderful thing happened yesterday.

I was playing Payday 2. And the host (Green) I was playing with Shaped Charge'd the door of the Bank in the Bank Heist: Gold job. I had to scramble to mask up, and tried to place an ECM to keep us in stealth. I was slow, but our 16-Infamy'd Brown on the team was already masked and he dropped the ECM. We charged in, tied all the civs, answered pagers, and I ECM'd the ATMs. Brown declared that in all 16 of his Infamy levels, he never saw something like that. Then while we set the drill and waited, the host (Who blew the doors) dragged all the Civs into the center of the room, then placed motion detectors to make the BoomCiv pyramid. But the detectors failed, so Blue threw a grenade and blasted them. Then Green activated Hoxtalicious, and the last two not-killed civs got up to dance while we cleaned out the vault, and finished the mission. After that, blue left, and we completed the Hotline: Miami job together (Which was also close and exciting) before Brown and Green headed out as well.

That's not really the amazing thing. The amazing thing is that that was fun, and hilarious. And yesterday, I genuinely smiled without reservation for the first time in over a month.

And while I'm still worried about not getting my condo, scared for my dad, worried about my mom, missing talking to my friend, sad that some planned excitement with a friend is not going to happen... Stressed, hot, tired, and more aware of my disability than I have ever been which is, quite frankly, scary.

Finally, for the first time in a long, long time...

I think everything might turn out alright.

And THAT'S the amazing thing.

So, I've had to take a break. You'd really have thought that my dad's confirmed nearly-surely-lethal diagnosis would have been the end of my problems. But, no, life conspired to throw in friends running off, cars breaking down, medicine price hikes, computers breaking, cars breaking, lost wallets, lost opportunities, and, finally, cars breaking down.

Yes.

That one was listed three times.

Only because it HAPPENED three times.

As someone who, I will be totally honest, is not the most psychologically stable at the best of times, this has driven me right into the downside of my bipolar, and I'm now depressed and freaking out. Plus, Seasonal Affective Depression hits me in the summer. Because I hate the heat. And I refuse on principal to cut my hair.

Anyway, sorry, this is getting off-topic. Back on topic: I've been stressed and forced to step away from writing. But if I let things keep getting me down, I'll never get back to it. The last few days have been stable, so damnit, I will get SOMETHING done soon. The commission from  silver144 has inspired an RP with  isisazza so that might be editable. In addition, I'm posting part one of a multi-chapter for  handofblades, so that will be exciting too. In the meantime, I also suggest all of you check out  pteroid for his brilliant 'Monster Wrestling' idea, and encourage him for it if you like it. In the meantime, watch this space, as they say.

So, I went for that BDSM Test thing. That went interestingly.


I scored 100% on Sadist, but only 79% on Degradation Receiver, well below what anyone would expect. The Brat/Brat-Tamer dynamic probably shows higher than it ought to be, too. Because it's not so much that I want to be a naughty submissive, as it is that I want to lose a competition. I don't know how the "Vanilla" thing is scored either - I would say I'm more dominant than I am into 'non-kinky,' stuff. I literally can't get off without a forced orgasm scenario, but I can find ways to make that happen despite being dominant (See "Conquest: Victory," where I'm forced to cum despite fucking someone unconscious.) So I really dunno.

Lot up in the air, but still, interesting.


== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
100% Sadist
96% Non-monogamist
93% Masochist
93% Switch
87% Primal (Predator)
84% Experimentalist
84% Primal (Prey)
83% Brat
79% Degradation Giver
75% Exhibitionist
75% Submissive
71% Degradation Receiver
66% Voyeur
63% Girl/Boy
60% Brat Tamer
46% Vanilla
45% Dominant
45% Pervert
43% Bondage Giver
34% Bondage Receiver
33% Daddy/Mommy
33% Master/Mistress
24% All-Rounder
24% Slave

My dad definitely has cancer, and it is definitely terminal. It's too large to be operable.We don't know if he has a few years, a few months, or a few weeks. This is a thing that I am sad about. I will try to keep writing, though.

Okay, I'm back to being able to take commissions. Still no idea what's up with the family and whatnot. But still, working on recovering and taking commissions once more, so if you want a slot, I put the updated info in the commission info tab. My specialties are wrestling, femdom, forced orgasms, and elaborate torture. That's a specialty, even if I only have one fic about it I can put on here. I like to think about it, but don't write it as much as I want.

My father has some health issues at the moment, though we don't know to what extend, and I am dreadfully concerned about him. As a result, I am, as you might understand, hardly in the sexy mood. This doesn't mean I'm not doing sexy writing at all, but it does mean that there will be less, and most of the sexy writing I do do will be, like my "Sweetie the Succubus," adaptations of roleplays and other such stuff.

I am not closing commissions, though no-one seems interested anyway. If you want to pay me to write, I'll do what I can for you. Just want people to be aware.

So, I discussed my Synopsis thing in a previous journal. The gist of it is

Every story, starting with "The Succubus" is going to be give a brief 1-3 sentence synopsis. That's basically "What I intended for the story." The author may have died in literary theory, but he's very much alive in the comments section, and intends to stay as such. If your criticism would require the synopsis to be altered, it will be deleted, and placed here. This doesn't mean I'm insulting you. The rationale is discussed in "Synopsis Policy."





Now, Synopses and Core Criticisms!

"The Succubus" - “Big Mac takes an open challenge, and is sexually dominated by Sweetie Belle, who fucks him to death while others, including Celestia, watch.”

"Conquest: Victory" - "In a fight with a night as the winner's slave at stake, a hyena defeats a lioness and takes advantage of her unconscious body."

Greetings, random citizen!

In preparation for my next story, which is once again thanks to my dear friend  isisazza for RPing out with me, I have decided to institute a policy related to my Criticism and Irrelevance journal.

I'm going to provide a brief synopsis of the porn stories I write. One-Three sentences. This synopsis is going to be placed on the story, and in either this journal or another one, listing all the synopses of the stories. This is applicable from here on out.

If I were to rewrite the story to follow your criticism, but to do so would require me to alter my synopsis, then I will likely not take your criticism. I'm sorry, I wrote what I wrote, and if you wanted me to write something different, I feel sorry for the fact that you weren't pleased (I want everyone to be happy and I know it sucks when a story doesn't meet your expectations) I likely won't be taking too much count of criticism amounting to "You wrote a thing I didn't like." I sympathize, I thank you for reading anyway, I'm sorry you didn't like it, and I still value your comments. I'm just going to be moving them to another place.

So, first. Why delete? Because quite honestly, in my experience browsing FA, I often see comments on things I like that come down to "I don't like this fetish, ha!" I'm rather put out by those. It feels to me like you're just showing off how much holier-than-thou you are by not being aroused by the same things I am.

Of course that's not the intent at all, but I know I'm not the only one to feel such frustration, and so I'm going to put all the things that would require me to have set out to write a different story, and put them in here.

Next question, why not just delete them entirely?

Because, I want to make this clear.

THIS IS NOT A WALL OF SHAME

There's a reason the thing is called is called "Core Criticisms." It's because what was criticized was the 'Core' of the story. The very essence of what made what I set out to write, what I wrote. It's not called "Stupid Things Said By Stupid People" because every comment has value. As long as you're not insulting me, or someone else in the comments section, I have no interest in preventing your thoughts from getting out. I'm taking the name off because I understand some people might feel that they are being insulted by being put in here, and on the mad off-chance I get popular enough to have actual honest-to-goodness FANS, I don't want people who end up in here to end up getting mocked or something. This isn't about mocking you. If you want to be tied to your comment, just ask in here, or there, to be quoted.

A couple other reasons not to delete it. One is that, while I might feel now that this criticism wasn't particularly useful, my views might change. And the general thrust of what people who don't like stuff don't like can still be intriguing in and of itself.

And what if I deleted it and I was wrong? If you feel I deleted your comment wrongly, then by all means, let me know. I'm human. We make mistakes. Having the comments I would have deleted all here means I can see what you said and we can discuss it. And if I did make a mistake and put it here, I'll copy it back into the comments section along with an apology.

And finally, I want to see good, thoughtful, and intelligent comments. And you could well have written a good, thoughtful, and intelligent comment about why you don't like the fetish, or some other thing inherent to the story. I'm not going to rule out the possibility! I want to keep my sexy stories in a sexy environment for people who read them. Which means, I feel, cutting out things that might come down to "You're wrong for liking this fetish."

But I don't want to have what you said cut out entirely. If you weren't insulting, just stating your own view, it would be wrong of me to try to remove you entirely. And at the very least, if your thing along the lines of "I'd rather see maledom than femdom" or "I'm not into straight" gives me a good idea for a story, I can have those thoughts here.

So, I'm gonna be doing wriitng again, edied out of RP logs and other stuff. And I figure now's as good a time as any to bring it up.

Someitmes, I'mma write Femdom. I'm not straight, I'm more bi, but I don't like stuff in my ass and do like being milked, so generally ladybits help. Sometimes, I'm NOT Going to write femdom. Sometimes what I write is gentle. Sometimes it' violent. As long as there's forced orgasms, I have room for all sorts.

Now, here's the thing. I appreciate criticism. If you think I did something well, great. If you think I failed, great. I'm always looking to improve. But if your criticism comes down to, basically "Eww, straight" or "Eww, gay" or "Eww, violence" or whatever, look. Sometimes I'm not writing your fetish. And "You aren't writing my fetish" isn't criticism. If you're not into what I write - Not because I have failed to evoke the mood, or the setting, or what have you, but because you just DON'T LIKE THE CONCEPT...

Please. Keep that to yourself. I am gonna try to fill up this gallery, and there's gonna be a lot of stuff. Hopefully. And hopefully, there will be something for you. I want people to be happy.

In general, I ask you to use common sense. If changing something in a story would make the thing just not happen, then that's probably not a criticism that' going to be of any use to me or you. I hope you can find something more your kind.

I don't like to say what you can and can't say. I'm not going to delete your post if you say something like "Oh, straight stuff, boo, I'm not straight, this wouldn't work on meeeeee," but consider this a generic response. I'm not trying to censor anyone. I'm just saying that if you don't like mystery stories, you won't like Sherlock Holmes. So why bother commenting on that?

If you're not into it, I'm sorry. I am, or was at the time. And I really wish everyone was into everything I like, but I can't help that. It takes all sorts, and unless I'm being payed, I write what I like. If it's not what you like, well... Good luck finding something you like. Or, you know, pay me.