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How much of a man am I?
Posted 13 years ago01) [] You have Tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 2
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [] Building things.
14) [] Working out on gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 3
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 5
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [ ] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 8
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 8
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 16%
...Mother of god.
Stolen from
Xinnova2
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 2
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [] Building things.
14) [] Working out on gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 3
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 5
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [ ] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 8
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 8
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 16%
...Mother of god.
Stolen from
Xinnova2Uh-oh...
Posted 13 years agoWell, shit. Don't know what to do when a girl asks you to go to a dance...And she totally doesn't know your gay...And for your own safety, (long story), you really can't tell her....Time to break some hearts.
Free Peep Icon!
Posted 13 years agoJust amazing
Posted 13 years agoY'know, there are really very few times where I can say someone left me speechless...Today was one of those moments.
A moment where you realize that there are people out in the world who are willing to give up there possessions, money, time, food, anything...For someone they don't even know, and today I realized that there is someone like that who cared about me...Someone who was willing to give an insanely large amount of money so that I could follow a dream. . . A dream that I'm still building, but a Dream that's still alive. It's not like without this I would've fallen on my face and failed, but this helps...So much. I've never even met this man, a friend of my Mother, but yet I feel like he cared about it more than some of my closet friends.
Them tiny miracles.
A moment where you realize that there are people out in the world who are willing to give up there possessions, money, time, food, anything...For someone they don't even know, and today I realized that there is someone like that who cared about me...Someone who was willing to give an insanely large amount of money so that I could follow a dream. . . A dream that I'm still building, but a Dream that's still alive. It's not like without this I would've fallen on my face and failed, but this helps...So much. I've never even met this man, a friend of my Mother, but yet I feel like he cared about it more than some of my closet friends.
Them tiny miracles.
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Posted 13 years agoGod dammit, Hasbro!
Posted 13 years agoThis is totally Pony related!
Basically, the infamous episode where Derpy FINALLY said anything...And was referred to as Derpy? Yeah, basically some idiots gave Hasbro/Faust/MLP creation team crap about it because it was offensive. . . Personally, they can stop watching the show, screw love and tolerance for them. It seems Hasbro caved. It was uploaded to iTunes not long ago, under a day I think, but edited. No longer refer to Derpy as Derpy, and they changed the voice! Wow! I am enraged! Is that bad?
Basically, the infamous episode where Derpy FINALLY said anything...And was referred to as Derpy? Yeah, basically some idiots gave Hasbro/Faust/MLP creation team crap about it because it was offensive. . . Personally, they can stop watching the show, screw love and tolerance for them. It seems Hasbro caved. It was uploaded to iTunes not long ago, under a day I think, but edited. No longer refer to Derpy as Derpy, and they changed the voice! Wow! I am enraged! Is that bad?
Boy Confessions (Meme)
Posted 13 years ago1. Do you sleep naked?
There are times...What? It's comfy!
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nope, I find it impossible.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone else.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No, but it chases me down and attacks me all the time.
5. Are you a manly man?
Hell no.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Baby sister.
7. Small or large package?
Small? I think...Idk.
8. Are you short?
No, wish I was though.
9. Do you like somebody?
Sadly.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Err, no.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes, I can't wear dirty things :3
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Hehe, yeah...
14. Are you double jointed?
Nah.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
With my face on top of a vent.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
I wish.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Of COURSE there is!
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
A few people, depending on if they have a catchy last name.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno, I'll find it funny if any do XD
[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[] I get jealous. (way too easily)
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[] I like techno.
[] I like country.
(*inserts "Likes regular heavy metal/progressive metal" here*)
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[] Boys are confusing.
[] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Purple :D
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
I prefer Dark, but Blonde never hurt no one~
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Fuck yes.
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Be themselves, and be completely truthful and honest. If they aren't, or they're simply not my type, well then it wouldn't've worked out anyways. Posers kill me.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
...Na- Well? Nah....
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
God no.
8. Do you like your life?
Certain parts i love, others parts can fuck themselves.
9. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No.
10. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes...'Twas fun.
11. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I think I'm about even :3
12. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes, and it felt awesome.
13. What are your biggest fears?
That I'll come out to Family, Friends, or anyone and that they'll either:
A: Hurt me,
B: Reject me,
C: Think I'm lying
D: All of the Above.
D!
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yeah...
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes, and I hate that I can't.
16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Yes. People can change, but only to a certain degree.
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes, but it always explodes in my face.
18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No, it's over-rated. I'd like to make music, but I want to be able to live a regular life.
19. Are you currently missing someone?
Yeah.
THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster? I'd stay single...
Preppy or Punk? Punk? If they weren't violent.
Face or Body? Face.
Good cook or take you out a lot? Takes me out, homecooking doesn't sit well with me.
Sweet or sexy? Sweet.
Armani or Abercrombie? Abercrombie.
Contacts or glasses? Glasses, contacts are just disgusting...
There are times...What? It's comfy!
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nope, I find it impossible.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With someone else.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No, but it chases me down and attacks me all the time.
5. Are you a manly man?
Hell no.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Baby sister.
7. Small or large package?
Small? I think...Idk.
8. Are you short?
No, wish I was though.
9. Do you like somebody?
Sadly.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Err, no.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes, I can't wear dirty things :3
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Hehe, yeah...
14. Are you double jointed?
Nah.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
With my face on top of a vent.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
I wish.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Of COURSE there is!
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
A few people, depending on if they have a catchy last name.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno, I'll find it funny if any do XD
[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[] I get jealous. (way too easily)
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[] I like techno.
[] I like country.
(*inserts "Likes regular heavy metal/progressive metal" here*)
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[] Boys are confusing.
[] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Purple :D
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
I prefer Dark, but Blonde never hurt no one~
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Fuck yes.
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Be themselves, and be completely truthful and honest. If they aren't, or they're simply not my type, well then it wouldn't've worked out anyways. Posers kill me.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
...Na- Well? Nah....
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
God no.
8. Do you like your life?
Certain parts i love, others parts can fuck themselves.
9. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No.
10. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes...'Twas fun.
11. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I think I'm about even :3
12. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes, and it felt awesome.
13. What are your biggest fears?
That I'll come out to Family, Friends, or anyone and that they'll either:
A: Hurt me,
B: Reject me,
C: Think I'm lying
D: All of the Above.
D!
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yeah...
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes, and I hate that I can't.
16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Yes. People can change, but only to a certain degree.
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes, but it always explodes in my face.
18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No, it's over-rated. I'd like to make music, but I want to be able to live a regular life.
19. Are you currently missing someone?
Yeah.
THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster? I'd stay single...
Preppy or Punk? Punk? If they weren't violent.
Face or Body? Face.
Good cook or take you out a lot? Takes me out, homecooking doesn't sit well with me.
Sweet or sexy? Sweet.
Armani or Abercrombie? Abercrombie.
Contacts or glasses? Glasses, contacts are just disgusting...
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Posted 13 years agoFree Art Raffle!
Posted 13 years agoValentines Day Raffle!
Posted 13 years agohttp//:www.furaffinity.net/journal/3181669/
No way!
Posted 13 years agoI HAVE AN AVATAR!? HOLY SHIT!
Birthday
Posted 13 years ago That's right ladies and gentlemen, my birthday's coming up and... Well, that's about it.
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Posted 13 years agoFree Icon c:
Posted 13 years agowww.furaffinity.net/journal/3141560/
Free Icon if ya win!
Free Icon if ya win!
That moment when...
Posted 13 years ago... Your Older Brother downloads all of your Furry Podcasts onto his Laptop, and you wonder if he noticed or not... And then they're still there... And you have to be a sneaky ninja to remove them at some point in time, hopefully before he notices... If he notices... Well, he'd have to find out one day at some time, huh?
SOPA/PIPA. They're bad.
Posted 13 years agowww.google.com/landing/takeaction
Sign the petition or you want me to be a master hacker and start a secret underground group of people working to free the Internet from its oppression!!!
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Posted 14 years agoMerry-Christmas, hip-hip hooray
Posted 14 years ago So yup, got a computer for Christmas, which is great! 'Cept for the fact that I had to take individual pieces and put the piece of crap together. Better yet, my Father failed to purchase a Graphics Card! So, now I have to sit here, staring at the almost complete monstrosity and round up nearly 200 Dollars to buy a Graphics Card! Merry Fucking Christmas! :)
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Posted 14 years agoCall of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.1 came out (It said 3, but it's a lie!) And it appears I wasted $60 on buying a game I already had. Damn.
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