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I feel like I'm too young to be in the furry fandom.
General | Posted 13 years agoI can't commission people; I can no longer view adult work (because I had to lie about my age…son of a bitch…); and I can't even go to a convention.
Should I feel bad about this? (Most likely not…)
Should I feel bad about this? (Most likely not…)
~I Wanna Fly High!~
General | Posted 13 years agoOne of my favorite SADX songs. :D
I am so anticipating getting this game for XMAS!
So, my Mom dislikes Furries, and my Dad despises of Gays...
General | Posted 13 years agoYeah...I'm a furry and a homo, and my parents both dislike either one of those attributes.
See, my Mom distrusts furries because she feels I get negative effects from going on the site. The incidents I had in the past where I got overly-emotional and left temprorarily made my Mom assume that it was "that website" that was causing my negative emotions. Oh, and she distrusts the fact that
steamshrew has been all flirty with me and likes me that much. She's all like, "What if he's a 50-year-old pedofile on the other line?" (retarded, yes...) or "How do you know those pictures of him aren't a completely different person?" I'm like, "What the heck, Mom? Can't I be friends with people online?" Grrr....I'm sorry to you, Steamy; I'm just saying how my Mom keeps telling me stupid shizz like that.
Now, for my father's views on homosexuality:
So, he doesn't know I'm a fag, and he's not supposed to know because of how much he despises of them. His first argument is that the Bible and the Constitution both are against it, because "It wasn't Adam and Steve, it was Adam and Eve." (That argument is weak because he hasn't read the Bible or the Constitution, so how can he say homosexuality is against the Bible if he's never read it? But, I digress...) His second argument is that "Gays are all about doing each other in the butthole." In fact, we had that discussion, and I told him, "Um, Dad? You do know that they also do it orally, right?" He literally paused, thought for a moment, and was all like, "Oh my gosh, you're right!" (Smh....) So, he goes on to tell me that if people have too much Anal Sex, that it could tear the muscles in my butthole so that I'm impaired of the ability to use the crapper; using colostomy bags and that it can be a major medical problem. So, because of that, I'm now terrified of having Anal sex even though it was my #1 favorite fetish on Earth prior to that. Lastly, my father told me that "all gays act flamboyantly." That is the #1 most annoying stereotype in the world. Look at Rob Halford from the Metal group Judas Priest! He was gay the entire time, even though he was a fucking BADASS! I don't act flamboyant, now do I? He wouldn't know that I'm a fag because I don't act all girly and all that. Whyyyyyyy?!
-sighs-
I love both of my parents, and I will love them as long as I live. I just wanted to get some steam off my mind and just ventilate my frustration.
Also, I AM SO ANXIOUS AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS! D:<
See, my Mom distrusts furries because she feels I get negative effects from going on the site. The incidents I had in the past where I got overly-emotional and left temprorarily made my Mom assume that it was "that website" that was causing my negative emotions. Oh, and she distrusts the fact that
steamshrew has been all flirty with me and likes me that much. She's all like, "What if he's a 50-year-old pedofile on the other line?" (retarded, yes...) or "How do you know those pictures of him aren't a completely different person?" I'm like, "What the heck, Mom? Can't I be friends with people online?" Grrr....I'm sorry to you, Steamy; I'm just saying how my Mom keeps telling me stupid shizz like that.Now, for my father's views on homosexuality:
So, he doesn't know I'm a fag, and he's not supposed to know because of how much he despises of them. His first argument is that the Bible and the Constitution both are against it, because "It wasn't Adam and Steve, it was Adam and Eve." (That argument is weak because he hasn't read the Bible or the Constitution, so how can he say homosexuality is against the Bible if he's never read it? But, I digress...) His second argument is that "Gays are all about doing each other in the butthole." In fact, we had that discussion, and I told him, "Um, Dad? You do know that they also do it orally, right?" He literally paused, thought for a moment, and was all like, "Oh my gosh, you're right!" (Smh....) So, he goes on to tell me that if people have too much Anal Sex, that it could tear the muscles in my butthole so that I'm impaired of the ability to use the crapper; using colostomy bags and that it can be a major medical problem. So, because of that, I'm now terrified of having Anal sex even though it was my #1 favorite fetish on Earth prior to that. Lastly, my father told me that "all gays act flamboyantly." That is the #1 most annoying stereotype in the world. Look at Rob Halford from the Metal group Judas Priest! He was gay the entire time, even though he was a fucking BADASS! I don't act flamboyant, now do I? He wouldn't know that I'm a fag because I don't act all girly and all that. Whyyyyyyy?!
-sighs-
I love both of my parents, and I will love them as long as I live. I just wanted to get some steam off my mind and just ventilate my frustration.
Also, I AM SO ANXIOUS AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS! D:<
It's Frickin' Freezing in here, Mister Bigglesworth! D:
General | Posted 13 years ago40 DEGREE WEATHER?! FORGET THIS! I'M MOVING TO FLORIDA!
...Oh wait... D:
I swear, this coldfront just came through the other day, and the news anchors were all, "Whoop whoop! Hooray!" and now it's all "BRRRRRR COOOOOOOLD." Ugh...looks like I'm gonna have to don my hoodie and Achmed snuggie and bundle up the best I can (because they don't install heaters in South Florida...bastards...). D:
...Oh wait... D:
I swear, this coldfront just came through the other day, and the news anchors were all, "Whoop whoop! Hooray!" and now it's all "BRRRRRR COOOOOOOLD." Ugh...looks like I'm gonna have to don my hoodie and Achmed snuggie and bundle up the best I can (because they don't install heaters in South Florida...bastards...). D:
Best Doomsday Ever!
General | Posted 13 years agoRandom Test Boredom Lalalalala…
General | Posted 13 years ago
OC!
General | Posted 13 years agoEnter New Character: It's Midori Nightingale!
Midori is an interesting lady; standing at a height of 5' 10, and weighing in at an average of 480 lbs, she's a whopper of a Mightyena. Like her friends Leon, Titan, and Ari, she has the unique ability to gain weight unusually quickly. Even if she ate something as little as a cracker, she'd start piling on the pounds like a balloon filling with air. Like Ari's inflation "issue," the amount of weight she gains depends on the size of her meal. Thankfully, she actually knows how to control her abilities of weight gain, unlike poor, inflation-prone Ari; whom unfortunately has yet to learn how to stop herself from blimping up when insulted or sneezing.
Another upside to Midori's character is her seductive nature. Titan was really attracted to Ari at one point, but when Titan laid eyes on the big and beautiful Midori, he just couldn't resist himself. Fortunately, Ari found another man,and now she's just as happy with him as she was with Titan. Now, back to Midori; you know she likes you if she gains weight for your viewing pleasure, and this sign of affection is often shown towards Titan. She'll literally strip, eat a whole bunch of food, and balloon with excess weight before having some private time with her love. Midori is by far the sexiest of all the characters.
Midori is an interesting lady; standing at a height of 5' 10, and weighing in at an average of 480 lbs, she's a whopper of a Mightyena. Like her friends Leon, Titan, and Ari, she has the unique ability to gain weight unusually quickly. Even if she ate something as little as a cracker, she'd start piling on the pounds like a balloon filling with air. Like Ari's inflation "issue," the amount of weight she gains depends on the size of her meal. Thankfully, she actually knows how to control her abilities of weight gain, unlike poor, inflation-prone Ari; whom unfortunately has yet to learn how to stop herself from blimping up when insulted or sneezing.
Another upside to Midori's character is her seductive nature. Titan was really attracted to Ari at one point, but when Titan laid eyes on the big and beautiful Midori, he just couldn't resist himself. Fortunately, Ari found another man,and now she's just as happy with him as she was with Titan. Now, back to Midori; you know she likes you if she gains weight for your viewing pleasure, and this sign of affection is often shown towards Titan. She'll literally strip, eat a whole bunch of food, and balloon with excess weight before having some private time with her love. Midori is by far the sexiest of all the characters.
