*Sunny Lergiab* Hi there online friends! I'm here to say that I have a Discord. It's been such a great way to contact friends that I have decided that I want to expand my pool of friends there. If you want to be friends with me there then send me a Note asking and we'll work from there!

*Fantasia Lergiab* We can have reeeaaally kinky RPs there. I can write you special short stories nobody ekse can have. And you'll be allowed to praise me to make me horny! Or you can insult me like the slutty pig I am~ So much fun to be had.

*Macabre Lerhiab* We can discuss the strangest things or how my stories can be improved! We're friebds so there's nothing to hold us back

*Sunny Lergiab* AAANNYYYWAAAYY... AHEM My Discord is now available for you if you want to be able to talk with me directly.
P.S. Pardon the weirdness here

*Sunny Lergiab* To all of the people who like to read the stories I post here, I would like to make a sincere apology for not being more active in so long. These past years at college have not been kind. Department presentation, emergency surgery (twice), recovery from having internal organs removed taking longer than expected, worrying about graduating on time. It has not been fun AT ALL. That said, I am happy to say that I will be posting several stories soon! I hope that will make up for my not being active and to help soften the blow of my next news. I won't be posting anything for several years. Having just graduated, I am now trying to search for a job to repay loans. Not pretty and very exhausting. IF and when I find a steady job and am living in my own home, I will be posting once again. Until then please enjoy my work.

Hello there friends! This is Sunny Lergiab here with some venting to do!!

*AHEM*

DIGIMON HEROES IS GOING TO GO DOWN DECEMBER 31! THE GAME I SPENT YEARS AND YEARS TO PLAY AND FULLY ENJOY IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!

*AHEM*

My anger is still there boiling beneath the surface but now I don't want to burn down Bandai

Greetings and salutations my good friends of FA! I am Lergiab, and have some disappointing newx: my college just banned FA and so o won't be able to post anything here since my phone, which I'm using right now, doesn't do that. However, I will be posting stories at my InkBunny Account: Lergiab13. Just go to InkBunny, click on the "Members" tab and search for "Lergiab13 " sorry for the inconvenience

*Sunny Lergiab* I was on YouTube earlier today, not really looking to watch something specific, when all of the sudden, IT popped up on the waitlist: a teaser trailer for Metroid Prime 4. The OFFICIAL teaser. After years of waiting, hoping, dreaming, and praying, the next part of the Prime saga has at last been given to the world. And then I got this month's issue of Game Informer, which contained information regarding Super Mario Odyssey and the new Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild DLC.

All this happened 3hours ago. I have only just now returned to reality from my sheer excitement. I now pose a question to you all, the people who patiently wait for my next porn filled story, are you as happy/excited as I am?

*Sunny Lergiab* Hello to anyone who may or may not care! <3<3<3 It's everyone's favorite writer who hasn't posted anything in months because college is evil! : - )

I'm writing this journal because I've been having a recurring dream off-and-on again for about 6 months. Usually, I wouldn't give a tabootie about that, but this dream is as surreal as a Salvador Dali painting. I'm thinking of turning it into a stroy to post here, but the surrealism makes it difficult to to think up ideas for it:

I'm born to a forest i.e. the forest itself is my parent (don't if if its a mom and dad) and my brother/best friend (can't tell which he is) is a rare bird. When I'm just beginning my teenage years, I decide to enter the military of a nation outside the world of the forest. Fearing for my safety, my brother sacrifices one of his feather by giving it to the wind so that I could always be protected.
In the military, I see so many strange and fantastic creatures that I can't help but feel like I'm worthless. However, during a routine patrol though an abandoned city, I find a rare creature whose species is on the brink of extinction. S/He asks for help, but no one even look at him/her due to disgust. Unable to help I cry and walk away, only to see a bush full of flowers that I was taught to exist only in stories of miracles. Years later, as I get ready for a promotional ceremony in my honor, I remember how I was able to use the flowers to save the creatures life. In honor of the flower, I choose to let my public name be the flower's name and I prove it by sticking one of its petals into my pocket watch so it can stay with me forever. As I leave the ceremony, I see my brother's feather caught in some branches. Wanting to save from heavy winds, I carefully grab it and place it beside the petal.
Meanwhile one of my superior officers is unhappy about this turn of events, as my presence prevents him from having a majority following in the military's board of directors. He decides to either make me one of his puppets or die via a gun belong to honorable officer who likes me. I choose to help others rather oppress them like the evil officer. In the resulting fight, I manage to grab the gun at the last instant and shoot him to death.
Months later, I come to the conclusion that the military, while necessary to protect the nations outside the forest, wasn't necessary for me. I leave to go back to my mother/father forest and my brother.

As you can see, WEIRDNESS APLENTY! Please tell me your thoughts on this surrealistic "dream" of mine, and whether or not I should turn it into a legitimate story.

*Sunny Lergiab* I was on Facebook and found out that there was 7 cases of bears walking bipedally, 4 cases of gorillas walking bipedally, and hundreds of cases of cats and dogs walking bipedally. Scientists the world over are saying that these and similar animals could be walking like humans within a few thousands years!

*Fantasia Lergiab* Greeting every one who care/gives a damn!

I'm here to give ya'll a fun little bit of info. I was in my Intro to Anthro class today and one of the topics was "Homo Sapiens." I learned that humans are great distance runners compared to all other primates on the planet. And do ya'll want to know one of the reasons why? The butt. Thanks to the gluteus maximus, humans can run far more balanced and efficiently than any other creature. Also, humans are one of the few creatures on the planet who has a butt that sticks out.

So the next time you see a butt, make sure to give it a hug, because it does a lot of work. And make sure you work on making butts big since a bigger butt means better balance.

Sunny L here. I'm sorry to say this but the trend of me not posting anything will continue for another week. I'm so utterly embarrassed and ashamed to have to do this for so long. I sincerely hope and promise to post SOMETHING next week. Please bear with me any and all people who still has some degree of respect for me.

*Sunny Lergiab* HELLO! This is me venting my great anger and frustration at learning that Futurecard Buddyfight 100 will be subbed, AND NOT DUBBED, in English. Conflicting information states that it is either because the English voice actors are on strike and therefore will not act out the rest of episode from 26 onwards or that the company has decided to cancel the dub series altogether.

Now onto the venting portion of this program.

^ahem^ WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE SHOWS YET!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE JAPANESE DUBBED/ENGLISH SUBTITLED SHOWS BECAUSE I GET MONUMENTALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I CAN'T ENJOY THIS AWESOME SHOW BECAUSE IT CONFUSES ME, AND THE VOICES SOUND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUNDREDS OF OTHER FANS ARE ANGRY ABOUT THIS, BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST ALL THE ECCENTRIC AND FUN SHOWS I LOVE BE TORN APART BEFORE THEY EVEN FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^SOBBINGSOBBINGSOBBINGSOBBING^

^ahem^ Rant/vent over. I just needed to get that done with, so sorry for annoying you all. Today was very long and tiring for me, and when I finished all my homework, I just wanted to spend some time watching Buddyfight, and now I can't. Again, hearing one language and reading an entirely different one at the same time confuses me and, for me at least, ruins the whole show. I hope there's at least one other fan of Futurecard Buddyfight here who feels the same as I do.

Goodnight and have a pleasant evening! (even though I can't tonight)

*Sunny Lergiab* Today I was watching the newest episode of Futurecard Buddyfight (awesome show by the way, in my opinion) when I though of something. In that universe, humans and monsters co-extist in relative harmony and much of society revolves around a fun game. In Pokemon, humans and Pokemon live in relative peace and create lasting bonds of friendship with many people. In Dragon Booster, humans and dragons live in relative peace and co-extist together using each other's abilities. In the animated version of Wakfu, many tribes live together in relative harmony and have fun adventures. In the Looney Tunes franchise, comedy, fun, and happiness are everywhere. In Digimon, people and trans-dimensional monsters work together for the greater good.

After I thought about all that, I thought about how the world would be like if it was sorta like some of these great shows. It would certainly be more interesting.

Who else would like to live in a world like the ones shown in these shows?

*Sunny Lergiab* Hello. I just wanted to say something about why I haven't posted even a few simple sentences. I am currently in my apartment here at Baylor. Under normal circumstances. That would mean that I'd have all the time in the world. Wrong. When I got here with my parents last Thursday, August 20, I was fine. When they left a day later, a broke down and cried for several hours. I really dislike this environment because it's so foreign and scary. To make matters worse, all my courses have drowned me in information. Put together, I'm not in a good place right now. I'm spending most of my free time watching cartoons, anime, documentaries, video game play-thru, and movies just to calm. When I get used to everything and finally accept this ordeal, I'll start to really work on stories. Until then, I'm just to emotional to care really.
To all my fans and to everyone else, sorry for having to make ya'll wait

*Macabre Lergiab* In case any body cares, I'll be having surgery tomorrow. So if I don't do anything with FA, that's why. Also, I'll be put to sleep w/ anesthesia and I may get loopy. But I'll do everything I can to keep FA a secret so that I can keep posting stories.

*Sunny Lergiab* HI! I just wanted to say a few things. I'm leaving Baylor today, so no more school for 2 1/12 months! Now while this will mean I'll be free almost 24/7, I won't be uploading anything. Reason being is that I'll be busy with games, TV, vacations, volunteering, and trying to find a job. Also, I'll be back with my parents, so I'll only be able to favorite new artwork. I won't be able to use a computer to upload anything, because they'll find out. Can't let them see this place and kill me. But I will be working on more stories so don't fret! See y'all in a few months!!!!

*Midnight Lergiab* While roaming DeviantArt and Furaffinity, I found reports of a hacker. The hack is rather clever, but the M.O. is somewhat simple to identify. The following information was copied from a recent journal post from comanderhavoc:
"This hacker has been going around making a name for himself on the site.
He'll hack into your account,but lay low for at least a week.
You'll never know he is there until you start seeing pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine saved on your sta.sh
This will continue for a while until a journal with title 'It's too late' is posted on your profile.
The journal will be nothing but lyrics to the song 'Hungry like a wolf' by Duran Duran.
Then he will change your password and begin sending notes to your watchers asking them for sexual favors in return for stock in Slim Jims.
He will post poorly drawn My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic fan art on your profile,most of which involve Pinkie Pie reciting passages from The Old Testament while wearing various outfits from 1970's Sears catalogs.
After five days time,he will delete at least four of your watchers randomly and tag every single person that YOU watch in almost every single post.
Then he will begin to write disturbing letters about Barack Obama with screen-caps from those really weird Rock-Auto.com commercials.
Finally after enough time has passed,he will delete all of your content,hack into your bank account,force you to buy a 7-year premium membership, change your username to a variation of OHMYGODLOOKATTHOSESHOESTHEONESWITHELACE,and then post 37 pictures of his odd misshapen nipples on your account."

Whether or not this hacker does make an appearance, please remember my usual habits and notify me if anyone notices unusual occurances. I dearly enjoy this site, and would love to continue to be here safely.

*Sunny Lergiab* I've been hearing and seeing a lot about something called "Second Life." What is it? Is it free? I'm hoping I'm popular enough to get a lot of answers cause I'm stumped on this.

*Sunny Lergiab* I think this is long enough. Here are the answers!

1) As a child I had an imaginary friend that was based off of an animated princess. TRUE
When I was about 4-5, I had an imaginary friend named Karisa who I based off of Princess Anastasia from the animated movie "Princess Anastasia" because I loved her SSSOOOOO much! I still do.
2) I skateboard to everyone of my classes here at Baylor. FALSE
I can't skateboard to save my life. I take one step and I'll be lucky to just painfully fall down
3) Ever since I was little I can't stay awake during a sports game. TRUE
I legitimately hate sports of all kinds. They are so boring to me that they pit me to sleep in comical quickness
4) I am one of my deceased grandma's favorite "children." TRUE
My grandparents helped raise me when I was a baby, so they saw me as one of their own children. To bad that they liked my and my cousin a little bit more than their real children
5) I have always hated the Texas Rodeo and loved museums. TRUE
When I was in elementary school, we had a few field trips to the Texas Rodeo. The smelly animals scared me, the loud noises gave me headaches, the atmosphere disturbed me, and the food made me sick. When we took a field trip to the Downtown Art Museum, in found paradise. The classical music captivated my soul, the paintings stimulated my mind, and the building's architecture inspired me.
6) I understand modern culture. FALSE
Ever since I was little, American culture has baffled me. Society has just never been able to be a subject I can learn.

These are the answer! Sadly nobody guessed right. Oh well maybe next time my amazing friends!!!!!!!!

*Sunny Lergiab* I've seen this thing come up a few times in the past. People say 6 things. Four are true and to are lies. This is pretty interesting so I thought that I should try this. I'll wait a few days and then give another journal on the right answers. GOOD LUCK EVERY BODY!

1) As a child I had an imaginary friend that was based off an animated movie princess
2) I skateboard to every one of my classes here at Baylor
3) Ever since I was little, I can't stay awake during a sports game
4) I'm one of my deceased Grandma's two favorite "children"
5) I've always hated the Texas Rodeo and loved museums
6) I understand modern culture

As a prize, I write up a story for the first person who can correctly guess each statement. Let's see how ya'll do!

*Midnight Lergiab* Today I learned a rather interesting bit of biology during a science journal club meeting. As it turns out, when a mammal's body is exposed to excessive amounts of testosterone or estrogen, their body'es begin to exhibit traits that are characteristic of the other hormone. Meaning that testosterone saturated males would will exhibit more feminine biologic characteristics, and estrogen saturated females will exhibit more masculine biologic characteristics. Interesting is it not?

*Sunny Lergiab* Today was AMAZING! My uncle ***** *. ****** (I prefer to keep my on-line life seperate from my "real" life) got sworn in as a district judge for Bexar County, Tx. And during the interview, the 5:00 news people showed a scene of my and my mom and dad talking to Judge *****. In other words, I was on TELEVISION!!! I was seen by hundreds of people!!!!

P.S. I would be posting this info on Facebook, but I did an epic stupid and forgot my password.
P.S.S The scene I'm in is one of those "blink and you miss it" moments.

*Sunny Lergiab* I just wanted to say something. Due to all sorts of things going on this winter break, we may be very late in replying to comments and notifications. I just wanted to make that clear, cause a person thought that we were ignoring them. We're just really bad at budgeting time.

*Midnight Lergiab* Due to the fact that I am the most sensible person in the group, excluding Sunny L of course, I will be the one to say that our (my) account will not be posting any more updates during the remainder of December and the first few weeks of January. That, however, is not to say that we (I) will leave our (my) account alone. We (I) will continue to "Favorite" posts and try to find other people to "Watch." The reason is due to family matters, and other recreational issues. We (I) will be unable to finish any stories, or post completed stories.

*Sunny Lergiab* Midnight L forgot to remind ya'll that we Lergiabs are just different personas of the same guy, this is the TRANSLATION: I'm gonna be busy seeing family, and relaxing, and playing during my winter break. And because I'll be back in my parent's house, I can't post anything without them seeing. I can keep up with the posts of the people that I'm watching, and browse FA, I just can't post. So see you all in January!

Finals are those tests that come at the end of a semester at school. They a cumulative, aka they test over everything that you learned through the course of the semester. In a few days I will be taking my *shudders* Pre-calculus *shudders* final. The thing that has me going bat-crap crazy is Baylor's grade policy. In order to take a high level class like *shudders* Calculus *shudders* you need to have at least a "B" in a pre-requisite classes. I have a 78.8 in *shudders* Pre-calculus *shudders* which is about a"C+" or "B-." So I need to do pretty damn well on the final or else I will not get a "B." Translation: I will have to do *shudders* Pre-calculus *shudders* ALL OVER AGAIN. As you may have noticed, I don't like math. Statistics is OK but the rest of math has a desire to send me to the loony bin. Just the thought of doing *shudders* Pre-calculus *shudders* again is mentally painful. Which is why I, my "real"self, am typing. The Lergiabs aren't taking the news all that well.
*Fantasia Lergiab* WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
*Sunny Lergiab* (rocking in the corner) Math is evil.
*Nightmare Lergiab* I FEEL LIKE TEARS BAYLOR APART BRICK BY BRICK!
*Macabre Lergiab* I'm so scared I'm going sane!
*Midnight Lergiab* Why bother moping on the inevitable?
In other news, my other finals are going "well."

*All Lergiabs* We've been watching this absolutely amazing show called "Dragon Booster." First off it involves dragons, dragon racing, an impending Dragon-Human War, and the relationship between humans and dragons! We would go further, but that would spoil the amazingness. However there are only 39 EPISODES!!!! This happened due to a low/small fan response. But we did find some movement to try and get the (idiotic) higher-ups to make more episodes! The problem is that we don't exactly know how current this movement is, or exactly how strong. If you leave a comment, please let contain some information regarding the movement, or whether or not you have seen it. If so, please recount your favorite part! And if possible, PLEASE let other know!!! This is a great show and should be continued! Please we're begging you all. (Macabre L is shamelessly groveling, Fantasia L is blubbering, Sunny L is throwing a temper tantrum, Nightmare L is going berserk, and Midnight L is wondering how to get the show back with science)