About to start writing a little something with a friend of mine very soon! It's a series of NSFW vignettes set in the universe of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

That's all I'll say for now, as I don't wanna give away anything too major away and I don't know when I'm actually planning to release it yet, but I'm very excited to be working on something I haven't been able to do in a hot minute! Actually got an outline all ready and everything!

If you like my writing, I hope you enjoy it when it comes out!

For a while now, I've been thinking of opening up an editing service of sorts where I look over people's comics or art pieces for punctuation and spelling errors of any kind.

I was thinking of charging around $1 a page for comics/art pieces, and $2-5 a page for stories.

I'm doing this on the cheap because I'm mostly doing this to better my writing and to help out people in general. Not sure if there are people that're interested in that sorta thing, but I wanna give it a shot.

Yep! You've read that right! I'm looking for a writer to commission in the hopes of getting some new (preferably) NSFW stories! Over the past year or so, with my previous writing partner retiring, it's been harder and harder to find a new writing partner who I can depend on. Hence this...I guess you can say, want ad.

In general, I'm looking for someone who's...
Into shows from the '90s, 2000's and 2010's
Interested in writing both gay (and straight, but mostly gay) themes/relationships
Okay with writing obscure shows every now and then
Can write a story in a relatively short timespan (around 5-7 days, minimum--RL time is important, after all!)
Can keep constant communication (kind of a "no-duh" thing to say, but just putting it out there)
Can write well--grammar and punctuation is key (I'm not looking for perfection, just something that matches my writing style to an extent--no run-on sentences or anything of the sort, if you're not sure, let me know in advance with a preview)
Is open to collabs (Not required, but would be a big plus)


If you are or know of someone who's interested, lemme know by dropping a comment or shooting a PM! Thanks in advance and here's to a good relationship!

I'm thinking about uploading stories on a daily basic for this year's Inktober. I know it's not drawn art, but stories are usually written on paper with ink, aren't they? XD Anywho, would anyone be interested in something like that?

I don't usually do journals, since not a lot of people seem to care unless you draw art most of the time, but I just wanna say thanks to everyone who have followed me, favorited my stuff and commented on my work over the past month or so.

You guys and gals have given me a new drive to upload more and work on new content, and--I know I say it alot--but, I am very appreciative and grateful for that.

So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Special shoutouts (in no particular order) to  sarahchihuahua,  Meridianbat,  scoobadex,  Benthehornyhyena, and Evilbear (on Inkbunny)!

And a bonus shoutout to  THEMRCAGD!

Expect much more stuff in the future! I mean it this time!

On top of that, I might end up writing more journals...I have a couple of things I wanna vent out.

Title says it all.

Just opened a new Twitter account late last night (or earlier this morning, if you wanna be that guy XD).

All stuff relating to my NSFW writing and commissioned art and the like will be posted on there, on top of stuff I find interesting.

If you followed me on my previous account, don't be afraid to follow me on this account.

http://www.twitter.com/MasterInkBlast

Not that they were ever closed in the first place, but you know... XD

Anywho, times are getting tough around my house with my mother struggling to make ends meet and me, not having a job, isn't really helping, so...I'm revamping my story commissions page in an attempt to help out any way I can.

Prices

NSFW
$10 = 1000 words
$20 = 2000 words
$30 = 3000 words
$40 = 4000 words

SFW
$7 = 1000 words
$14 = 2000 words
$21 = 3000 words
$28 = 4000 words

...and so on and so on!

Please keep in mind that these prices are for one-shots only! If you'd like a multi-chapter story, then please PM with details and we can work something out.



In a Thousand Words (short story picture prompts)
Also, I'm willing to write you a short story between 1000-2000 words based on a picture that you find on the interwebs, SFW, NSFW, or whatever, as part of a new series I'm working on called "In a Thousand Words".

So, for example, say you send me a PM asking me to write you story based off this picture, well, unless you've got some specific ideas, that's all there is to it! Just send me a link of a picture you want a story for through PM and we can get cooking! If you need a quick example, just PM me!

These will run for a slight discount of $9 for a NSFW pic/story and $6 for a SFW pic/story.


Time
In terms of how long it would take me to write a story, I can usually pump out about 1000 words within an hour if I'm really focused and I have a good outline/idea of what I'm doing. Usually I can manage without one, though.

Familiarity with the series you'd want me to write about is also a factor--so, if it's a show I know next to nothing about, expect a day or two for me to study and watch episodes to learn about the characters, their personalities and the like.

In terms of days, I'm free to write on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays, though I may jot down a little something on my off/school days if something manages to pop in my head. Regardless, I intend to write as much as I can, as often as I can in order to get the story that you want to you as fast as possible!

Also, if you want me to work on a story within a set amount of time, please let me know ahead of time, so that I may plan ahead of schedule. Trust me when I say that this is key for me to work your commission in a prompt and efficient manner.


Things I'm willing to write
NSFW & SFW (M/M, M/F, F/F)
Most Western Animation series and movies (I have a long list of shows...ask away!)
Some Anime series (Pokemon, Digimon, DBZ...)
Some Game series (Sonic, Mario, Zelda, Kirby...)
Underage/Incest/Bestiality

Things I'm NOT willing to write
Scat (mild toilet humor, like farting or peeing in the bathroom is fine with me, though)
Genderswapping/Genderbending
Herm stuff
Hard Vore
Mega/Hyper...anything
"Weird" fetishes (please ask in advance)

Anything else you might think I'm am or am not into, please ask before commissioning.

If you'd like a (NSFW) sample of my work, take a look at Vigoroth's Rage, Milking the Steer and Making the Wallaby Squeal for a taste of what you'll be getting when you commission me!

My preferred method of payment is, of course, PayPal. Money will be required to be paid upfront once the outline is finalized and before writing begins, in order to help out my mother with bills and the like, with the rest being paid after writing has been completed.

In any case, comment below or PM me for more details! Here's to a good relationship!

Hello, all you artists out there!

Cutting straight to the chase, I wanted to know if any of you could happen to help me with a little personal project that I'm working on.

You see, I've got a bunch of stories that I'm working on uploading and I'm looking for an artist or two who can draw a key scene or two, in the hopes of making my stories a bit more...immersive, for lack of a better word.

I'm even open to potential collaborations where I could write a general story and you, the artist, could draw it!

Of course, I'm talking money, and I'll pay you if that suits you. So, do you think this could be up your alley?

I await to see what you think!

Having friends that don't talk to you or won't respond to your texts/messages.

There's nothing that makes me think about something longer than I should, or even bring my piss to an absolute boil than when I try and chat with someone and I either get no response (despite their Skype or whatnot saying they're online) or short one or two word responses.

To me, it's like, "Listen, if you don't wanna hang out or be my friend anymore, just let me know and that'll be that. Stop pussyfooting around and hurting me in the process, 'cause you're just harming me by not being honest and telling me anything." And if there's one thing I treasure in a person, it's honesty.

Now, there are some great people who I met on this site and I chat with over Skype that I am very grateful to have met and I still keep in contact with on a consistent basis. And I do understand why some people have stopped chatting with me, with issues ranging from work hours and depression. Trust me, I understand that. But at the same time, it's been months since I've heard those reasons for abandoning me, with either very limited or no contact ever since that...I don't know.

I mean, is it me? Is it the way I act? The way I talk? My voice? My ethnicity? Am I too clingy? Too annoying?

In any case, part of me is just thinking about removing or blacklisting the people who don't chat with me anymore, mostly to start fresh and to try to get both them and the memories out of my mind--something of a hiatus, if you will. But for now, I don't know.

Who knows? Maybe I'm taking this a bit too far and acting like a whiny little bitch, but it's just something that I've been meaning to get off my chest for a while now, because it's something I'm worried about and it makes my morale low and depression high as fuck.

And trust me, after a long and strenuous day of doing a fuckton of personal work and dealing with my shitty father and his equally shitty wife, the last thing I wanna deal with is getting blown off by my friends.

In any case, sorry 'bout the long and bitchy rant. Expect a more positive post in the next couple of days.