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Journal Memes: Sex Questions?
General | Posted 13 years ago[b[Rules:[/b] Just copy and paste in a comment or via note if you want to keep it hush hush. Most of all just be truthful and repost if you wish. Just be careful posting this, you may just get the answers you didn't expect.
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
2) Have you Thought about it before?
3) Where would we do it?
4) Top or Bottom?
5) How many times?
6) Position(s)?
7) Rough or soft?
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
9) More than one person? or have meal to yourself?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
11) Would you have to be drunk or high (or both)?
1) Would you have sex with me if you could?
2) Have you Thought about it before?
3) Where would we do it?
4) Top or Bottom?
5) How many times?
6) Position(s)?
7) Rough or soft?
8) Lots of foreplay? or get right to it?
9) More than one person? or have meal to yourself?
10) what do you think it would be like if you could?
11) Would you have to be drunk or high (or both)?
Moving from Skype to MSN
General | Posted 13 years agoYeah, account's been hacked, so I've moved my social activity from Skype to MSN for the most part. (Some of you may have gotten messages to "leave me alone", ignore them. That was from the hacker.)
So if you wanna add me on MSN: my contact is mattypsupersaddler[at]live.co.uk (Don't ask why I chose this, I've had this email address since I was about eight years old.)
I'll repeat that, I AM NO LONGER ON SKYPE. I'M ON MSN FROM NOW ON.
So if you wanna add me on MSN: my contact is mattypsupersaddler[at]live.co.uk (Don't ask why I chose this, I've had this email address since I was about eight years old.)
I'll repeat that, I AM NO LONGER ON SKYPE. I'M ON MSN FROM NOW ON.
You want free art?
General | Posted 13 years agoIf you'd like some art, but you can't afford it, then my good friend Simbahawk283 might be able to help you!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3328503/ There is his journal, make sure you follow EVERY SINGLE WORD that the journal states.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3328503/ There is his journal, make sure you follow EVERY SINGLE WORD that the journal states.
Art Raffle
General | Posted 14 years agoYou want art, but you can't afford it?
Then maybe this guy may be able to help you! https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3255545/
GO NOW BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!
Then maybe this guy may be able to help you! https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3255545/
GO NOW BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!
Meme
General | Posted 14 years agoRules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!
What color are your underwear/panties?
Grey or Black
Do they have a design?
Some group called Llanera
what color are your socks?
Mostly black, sometimes wear white
Is there a design on them?
The white one's have a red sole and are made by pringle, but the black ones don't have any other traits like that.
Are you a virgin?
Yep
Happy that way?
Eh, I'm game for experimenting.
What is your favorite sex position(s)?
Missionary, 69, Cowboy/girl and reverse cowboy/girl
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bi
Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Pretty much, yeah.
Real porn?
I do, but only occasionally
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yep.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nearly always.
Who was your first kiss with?
N/A
Are they of the opposite sex?
N/A
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
N/A
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex with someone else?
I'd be pissed off, cry and pretty much go silent for a couple of days...
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.
If so, which ones?
N/A
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
Ever been cheated on?
Never been with anyone, so...
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Nope.
Do you own any sex toys?
Nah, but I'm quite curious to get one...
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope.
Have you ever masturbated?
Yep.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No, I'm not THAT desperate
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I'm not a pervert.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yep, it's in my gallery
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not intentionally, but I do sometimes by mistake
Do they care?
Depends on the severity of it.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't...
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yep.
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!
What color are your underwear/panties?
Grey or Black
Do they have a design?
Some group called Llanera
what color are your socks?
Mostly black, sometimes wear white
Is there a design on them?
The white one's have a red sole and are made by pringle, but the black ones don't have any other traits like that.
Are you a virgin?
Yep
Happy that way?
Eh, I'm game for experimenting.
What is your favorite sex position(s)?
Missionary, 69, Cowboy/girl and reverse cowboy/girl
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bi
Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Pretty much, yeah.
Real porn?
I do, but only occasionally
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yep.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nearly always.
Who was your first kiss with?
N/A
Are they of the opposite sex?
N/A
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
N/A
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex with someone else?
I'd be pissed off, cry and pretty much go silent for a couple of days...
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.
If so, which ones?
N/A
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
Ever been cheated on?
Never been with anyone, so...
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Nope.
Do you own any sex toys?
Nah, but I'm quite curious to get one...
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope.
Have you ever masturbated?
Yep.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No, I'm not THAT desperate
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
I'm not a pervert.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yep, it's in my gallery
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not intentionally, but I do sometimes by mistake
Do they care?
Depends on the severity of it.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't...
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yep.
Free Art Raffle
General | Posted 14 years agoDo you have an incredibly small ego?
General | Posted 14 years agoHey man. Do you remember that thing we used to watch all the time? They're showing repeats of that thing tonight.
I'm suprised that you can't remember. You and I were big fans of that thing.
Come on dude. Think hard. Ten years back. That person used to play your favorite character. Don't you remember the famous episode? You know, with that really popular catchphrase? You used to say it all the time.
I know you're lying. Don't lie to me.
Then why are you wearing that t-shirt with that catchphrase? You bought it last week.
WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IT YESTERDAY FOR GOD'S SAKE.
DON'T SHAKE YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT AT ME. YOU HAVE EVERY SINGLE LINE AND DIRECTION BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN.
I SWEAR TO EVERY DEITY IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT THING IN TEN SECONDS, I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU WITH THIS SPOON, SELL YOUR ORGANS TO THE HONG KONG BLACK MARKET AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY THE DVD BOX SET OF THAT THING.
GOD, I HATE YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. WHAT WITH YOU NOT REMEMBERING THAT THING. WHY ARE WE EVEN SHARING THE SAME OXYGEN?
BET YOU CAN'T ANSWER ME THAT, HUH? JUST LIKE THAT THING.
THAT THING.
THAT'S IT. YOU ARE GONNA-
(door bell)
Oh. Pizza's here.
I'm suprised that you can't remember. You and I were big fans of that thing.
Come on dude. Think hard. Ten years back. That person used to play your favorite character. Don't you remember the famous episode? You know, with that really popular catchphrase? You used to say it all the time.
I know you're lying. Don't lie to me.
Then why are you wearing that t-shirt with that catchphrase? You bought it last week.
WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IT YESTERDAY FOR GOD'S SAKE.
DON'T SHAKE YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT AT ME. YOU HAVE EVERY SINGLE LINE AND DIRECTION BURNED INTO YOUR BRAIN.
I SWEAR TO EVERY DEITY IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT THING IN TEN SECONDS, I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU WITH THIS SPOON, SELL YOUR ORGANS TO THE HONG KONG BLACK MARKET AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY THE DVD BOX SET OF THAT THING.
GOD, I HATE YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. WHAT WITH YOU NOT REMEMBERING THAT THING. WHY ARE WE EVEN SHARING THE SAME OXYGEN?
BET YOU CAN'T ANSWER ME THAT, HUH? JUST LIKE THAT THING.
THAT THING.
THAT'S IT. YOU ARE GONNA-
(door bell)
Oh. Pizza's here.
