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The funniest dictation EVER (video )
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ucTyrc5kwU
I cried and laughed so hard that got in trouble for waking everyone up.
I cried and laughed so hard that got in trouble for waking everyone up.
Being sick
Posted 15 years agoIs unequal to love ;n;
Lol a star wars character
Posted 15 years agoSO I did a meme earlier that gave me a name for a star wars character: Malmi Koral (Mall-Me, Core- Ale)
I decided to work on him and evict Loki from being in that universe.
Malmi is ideally a human Sith who is a master of mind tricks. He is majorly Force based, but unlike his more 'barbaric' counterparts, he is very good looking, no scars or marks taint his body like the dark side had many other Sith.
As previously stated he is a master of mind tricks and has extended it so far as to be able to ransack ships by rerouting the minds of the weak minded soldiers and passengers into sabotaging their own ships into his command or to their destruction. Being this as it is, his followers have an almost religious following. The insides of his warships often decorated primitively and barbarically. He has a firm grasp on the force and may pry into the minds of other force sensitives, though on them may not take control as readily. Knowing this, he rarely tries unless it is their past he needs. It is with this skill he may anticipate the styles used by a jedi or sith opponent. Though a skilled master may also keep him out. Mental training is how to gain a fair advantage.
He is not a fan of the barbaric methods of other Sith. Though in battle he will create a haze over the field in order to duel the Jedi , and only the Jedi. He knows they value honor , whereas the Sith he would rather slaughter if they step in his path of destruction. For Jedi, he will often shroud their presence and duel on their terms. Using only the powers they would use... but with a test to begin... He does not leave his ship often...and has many many fallen Jedi and Sith sabers...which he turns against the opposing as a test of bravado and strength.
His power is fed by the curiosity of learning why people tick. And he feeds off their pasts to fuel his future. Brainwashing all he can along the path. Certain 'recruits' he will suit up with a mask after brainwashing them that is force resistant to prevent similar brainwashing techniques from other Sith forces. His battle meditation is often a terrifying effect...since the weak minded are often on his side and are easy to influence.
His own saber is a deep orange one, the first he had made himself. When his 'test' is over, it is this one he will use to complete his duels.
This probably wont be an RP character ever xD As he is a Mary Sue! But I may play as the younger him in the learning eventually.
I decided to work on him and evict Loki from being in that universe.
Malmi is ideally a human Sith who is a master of mind tricks. He is majorly Force based, but unlike his more 'barbaric' counterparts, he is very good looking, no scars or marks taint his body like the dark side had many other Sith.
As previously stated he is a master of mind tricks and has extended it so far as to be able to ransack ships by rerouting the minds of the weak minded soldiers and passengers into sabotaging their own ships into his command or to their destruction. Being this as it is, his followers have an almost religious following. The insides of his warships often decorated primitively and barbarically. He has a firm grasp on the force and may pry into the minds of other force sensitives, though on them may not take control as readily. Knowing this, he rarely tries unless it is their past he needs. It is with this skill he may anticipate the styles used by a jedi or sith opponent. Though a skilled master may also keep him out. Mental training is how to gain a fair advantage.
He is not a fan of the barbaric methods of other Sith. Though in battle he will create a haze over the field in order to duel the Jedi , and only the Jedi. He knows they value honor , whereas the Sith he would rather slaughter if they step in his path of destruction. For Jedi, he will often shroud their presence and duel on their terms. Using only the powers they would use... but with a test to begin... He does not leave his ship often...and has many many fallen Jedi and Sith sabers...which he turns against the opposing as a test of bravado and strength.
His power is fed by the curiosity of learning why people tick. And he feeds off their pasts to fuel his future. Brainwashing all he can along the path. Certain 'recruits' he will suit up with a mask after brainwashing them that is force resistant to prevent similar brainwashing techniques from other Sith forces. His battle meditation is often a terrifying effect...since the weak minded are often on his side and are easy to influence.
His own saber is a deep orange one, the first he had made himself. When his 'test' is over, it is this one he will use to complete his duels.
This probably wont be an RP character ever xD As he is a Mary Sue! But I may play as the younger him in the learning eventually.
Day 10
Posted 15 years agoOne Confession:
Lesse, Ill pull a safe one out.
1) My heightened ego and happy game face is there 98% of the time as a facade to keep people away from me, or at least the drama-ey ones. I am only really happy around my VERY close friends and my hubby. The rest of it, many see, is a game face. A damn good one.
Enjoy that notion.
Dont ask about it unless you feel like turning it against me, the answer might be yup.
Especially since I have very few close friends, a bit more aquaintences ( People I dont think Id take a bullet for)
And then the mass of unjudged.
And of course my hated.
But dont worry, if you see this journal, I dont hate you.
Lesse, Ill pull a safe one out.
1) My heightened ego and happy game face is there 98% of the time as a facade to keep people away from me, or at least the drama-ey ones. I am only really happy around my VERY close friends and my hubby. The rest of it, many see, is a game face. A damn good one.
Enjoy that notion.
Dont ask about it unless you feel like turning it against me, the answer might be yup.
Especially since I have very few close friends, a bit more aquaintences ( People I dont think Id take a bullet for)
And then the mass of unjudged.
And of course my hated.
But dont worry, if you see this journal, I dont hate you.
Also: Day 9
Posted 15 years agoTwo smileys that describe my life right now:
8C
O_O
8C
O_O
I screwed up 92% of my school years ( Meme)
Posted 15 years ago[X] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away.
[x] Gotten in school suspension.
[X] Got sent to the principal's office.
[X] Chewed gum during class.
[X] Gotten more than 8 tardies.
[X] Didn't do homework over 3 times.
[X] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[X] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Talked too much and got kicked out of class.
[X] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[ ] Text people during class.
[X] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room. ( I used to get very upset whilst on pills)
[X] Laughed at the teacher. ( like always.)
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Myspace, friendster, xanga, etc. on the computer at school. (I found ways to beat the firewalls c: )
[X] Took pictures during school hours.
[X] Called someone during school hours.
[X] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class. (Always)
[x] Threw something at the teacher. ( I threw just about anything you could minus a desk or chair.)
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission. ( I woke up in a different classroom and walked out instead of explaining myself)
[X] Broke the dress code. ( Trenchcoates galore )
[x] Failed a class.
[X] Ate food during class. (Poptaaaarts)
[X] Gotten a call home.
[x] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly. ( It's okay though, I didnt want to go c: )
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school. ( It sucked >:I )
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go. ( I got my ass BEAAAAT by dad. )
[X] Stuck your middle finger at a teacher. ( Multiple times )
[X] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear. ( I was cussing AT my teacher)
[X] Slept in class. ( I woke up in another room too :3 )
[x] Cursed at a teacher ( Yus plz ;n; )
[X] Copied HW. ( Yus sadly :c )
[ ] Felt hungry during class and left to eat. ( lolwut? )
[ ] Got into so many fights. ( I instigated though. )
Total: 31
Multiply by three to get answer then post as the title (I screwed up xxx% of my school years)
[x] Gotten your phone taken away.
[x] Gotten in school suspension.
[X] Got sent to the principal's office.
[X] Chewed gum during class.
[X] Gotten more than 8 tardies.
[X] Didn't do homework over 3 times.
[X] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[X] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Talked too much and got kicked out of class.
[X] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[ ] Text people during class.
[X] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room. ( I used to get very upset whilst on pills)
[X] Laughed at the teacher. ( like always.)
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Myspace, friendster, xanga, etc. on the computer at school. (I found ways to beat the firewalls c: )
[X] Took pictures during school hours.
[X] Called someone during school hours.
[X] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class. (Always)
[x] Threw something at the teacher. ( I threw just about anything you could minus a desk or chair.)
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission. ( I woke up in a different classroom and walked out instead of explaining myself)
[X] Broke the dress code. ( Trenchcoates galore )
[x] Failed a class.
[X] Ate food during class. (Poptaaaarts)
[X] Gotten a call home.
[x] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly. ( It's okay though, I didnt want to go c: )
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school. ( It sucked >:I )
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go. ( I got my ass BEAAAAT by dad. )
[X] Stuck your middle finger at a teacher. ( Multiple times )
[X] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear. ( I was cussing AT my teacher)
[X] Slept in class. ( I woke up in another room too :3 )
[x] Cursed at a teacher ( Yus plz ;n; )
[X] Copied HW. ( Yus sadly :c )
[ ] Felt hungry during class and left to eat. ( lolwut? )
[ ] Got into so many fights. ( I instigated though. )
Total: 31
Multiply by three to get answer then post as the title (I screwed up xxx% of my school years)
Day 8
Posted 15 years agoThree Turn Ons:
1) Bigger than me ( I like feeling tiny :3 THANKS RYE!)
2) Assertive ( I also enjoy when a person is a ... "go-getter" ;D ( THANKS AGAIN RYE!)
3) Experiment friendly. ( I like new things to pop up :3 THANKS AGAIN SNOOGIEMUFFIN!)
This could be all summed up as: "Rye"
1) Bigger than me ( I like feeling tiny :3 THANKS RYE!)
2) Assertive ( I also enjoy when a person is a ... "go-getter" ;D ( THANKS AGAIN RYE!)
3) Experiment friendly. ( I like new things to pop up :3 THANKS AGAIN SNOOGIEMUFFIN!)
This could be all summed up as: "Rye"
Day 7
Posted 15 years agoFour turn offs:
1) Easy to aggravate.
2) Scat and Vomit.
3) Needles or hooks
4) Jesus
1) Easy to aggravate.
2) Scat and Vomit.
3) Needles or hooks
4) Jesus
Kay no more slackz0rz. Day 6.
Posted 15 years ago6 people who mean a lot. In no order.
1) Ryan
2) Holdon
3) Frank
4) Zoey
5) Laura
6) Xilvius
People can play guess.
1) Ryan
2) Holdon
3) Frank
4) Zoey
5) Laura
6) Xilvius
People can play guess.
Slacking
Posted 15 years agoIve been busy as shit >n>
The 6 other days will be procrastinated and picked up later.
The 6 other days will be procrastinated and picked up later.
Day 5: Half way done :3
Posted 15 years agoSix things Id wished Id never done:
Man...these are controversial... Ill do the nice ones.
1) Obtained free will.
2) Lied so much to my father.
3) Rebelled against stupid shit in school.
4) Asked for emotional apathy.
5) Watched Hellraiser when I was 5. ;n; It traumatized me.
6) Waited to tell therapists about things I saw or thought.
Man...these are controversial... Ill do the nice ones.
1) Obtained free will.
2) Lied so much to my father.
3) Rebelled against stupid shit in school.
4) Asked for emotional apathy.
5) Watched Hellraiser when I was 5. ;n; It traumatized me.
6) Waited to tell therapists about things I saw or thought.
Day Four ( On time :c )
Posted 15 years agoSeven things that cross my mind a lot!
1) "Why?!"
2) Symbolic meanings to simple things.
3) Vain worries about how I look.
4) Very bad thoughts that I occasionally argue with verbally.
5) Whether or not Im good enough.
6) Whether or not Im going to be in trouble for anything.
7) Worrying over my friends and family obsessively.
8) How much I fucking love
RyeBeragist
1) "Why?!"
2) Symbolic meanings to simple things.
3) Vain worries about how I look.
4) Very bad thoughts that I occasionally argue with verbally.
5) Whether or not Im good enough.
6) Whether or not Im going to be in trouble for anything.
7) Worrying over my friends and family obsessively.
8) How much I fucking love
RyeBeragistDay 3 (LATE FFFF )
Posted 15 years agoEight ways to win my heart? It's not a contest, Rye already won it.
But here's my tender spots which do not apply.
1) Cooking: Omg yes plz
2) Manners: I HATE rude people.
3) Respect: It's nice to see a living creature with this .-.
4) TOLERANCE: I wont be with a person who cant accept shit. I have too much wrong with me that I wont change.
5) Imagination: I like a colorful mind!
6) Fun loving: I am a bit of an annoying tease player in the sexual AND nonsexual ways. I like to roughhouse and horseplay here and there.
7) Musical interest: Doesn't have to be a like, just if you can stand my stuff, then all is well.
8) Psychologically prepared: You have no idea people. Rye does about now.
But here's my tender spots which do not apply.
1) Cooking: Omg yes plz
2) Manners: I HATE rude people.
3) Respect: It's nice to see a living creature with this .-.
4) TOLERANCE: I wont be with a person who cant accept shit. I have too much wrong with me that I wont change.
5) Imagination: I like a colorful mind!
6) Fun loving: I am a bit of an annoying tease player in the sexual AND nonsexual ways. I like to roughhouse and horseplay here and there.
7) Musical interest: Doesn't have to be a like, just if you can stand my stuff, then all is well.
8) Psychologically prepared: You have no idea people. Rye does about now.
Holy fucking rant/breakdown/angerspell
Posted 15 years agoSo a lot of shit happened tonight.
I TRIED to be calm and shit about it all and not express how fucked up I was getting in my head over the bullshit that is Missouri and all the fucking stress happening to all the people I care about.
I cant exercise by walking or hiking, which is what I love to do, without 548362856238573828537548 spiders coming out of each step and under every fallen tree and every fiewifwirifhweihiw SPOT I CAN WALK TO.
Which is REALLY fucking with my self esteem and my metabolism and patience for other people.
I've ALSO noticed like none of my friends respond to jackshit anymore while Ill sit their and listen to them when they have issues and I say my piece OR IF THEY JUST WANT TO RANT say "Im Sorry :C" And sit there like a fucking bowl of fucking jello. So social pressence BLASTS DOWN TO LIKE THREE PEOPLE! Hah!
Im also having a shitton of allergies and fucking hallucinations and emotional (MOSTLY RAAAAGE) spurts that Ive been CALMLY SWATTING AWAY.
BUT NOW IM SO PISSED GRRRRRRRR
This is a huge ass rant, so say whatever you want or be quiet and deal with it =_= Im spitting out the shit all at once or I swear to fucking god Ill kill something with a hunting rifle and a powersaw.
Good fucking night FurAffinity. (cue a mother fucking loud door slam that sets off a car alarm)
I TRIED to be calm and shit about it all and not express how fucked up I was getting in my head over the bullshit that is Missouri and all the fucking stress happening to all the people I care about.
I cant exercise by walking or hiking, which is what I love to do, without 548362856238573828537548 spiders coming out of each step and under every fallen tree and every fiewifwirifhweihiw SPOT I CAN WALK TO.
Which is REALLY fucking with my self esteem and my metabolism and patience for other people.
I've ALSO noticed like none of my friends respond to jackshit anymore while Ill sit their and listen to them when they have issues and I say my piece OR IF THEY JUST WANT TO RANT say "Im Sorry :C" And sit there like a fucking bowl of fucking jello. So social pressence BLASTS DOWN TO LIKE THREE PEOPLE! Hah!
Im also having a shitton of allergies and fucking hallucinations and emotional (MOSTLY RAAAAGE) spurts that Ive been CALMLY SWATTING AWAY.
BUT NOW IM SO PISSED GRRRRRRRR
This is a huge ass rant, so say whatever you want or be quiet and deal with it =_= Im spitting out the shit all at once or I swear to fucking god Ill kill something with a hunting rifle and a powersaw.
Good fucking night FurAffinity. (cue a mother fucking loud door slam that sets off a car alarm)
Whats in a name MeMe?
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
LostLove because she's FABULOUTH~
1. YOUR ***** *** NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Brownie 176 ( lolwut)
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Spumoni Biscotti ( Lolol mafioso biatch! )
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Mmal ( lolwut )
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Wolf
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
George Rolla
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (First name: the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first, Last name: first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of the name of the town you were born/grew up.)
Malmi Karol ( lol that actually sounds cool xD )
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Silver Faygo
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Um...Robert George
9. ******* NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Adidas Pearsons
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's & mother's middle names )
Shit I dont know D:
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Dont remember~
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Autumn Nightshade ( lol so feminine. )
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Mango Pajamas
14. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Beefaroni Pine ( XD )
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Jeweling Rain Tour ( I dont know if that sounds cool or Im just gay :3 )
LostLove because she's FABULOUTH~1. YOUR ***** *** NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Brownie 176 ( lolwut)
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Spumoni Biscotti ( Lolol mafioso biatch! )
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Mmal ( lolwut )
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Wolf
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
George Rolla
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (First name: the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first, Last name: first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of the name of the town you were born/grew up.)
Malmi Karol ( lol that actually sounds cool xD )
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Silver Faygo
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Um...Robert George
9. ******* NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Adidas Pearsons
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's & mother's middle names )
Shit I dont know D:
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Dont remember~
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Autumn Nightshade ( lol so feminine. )
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Mango Pajamas
14. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Beefaroni Pine ( XD )
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Jeweling Rain Tour ( I dont know if that sounds cool or Im just gay :3 )
10 Day MeMe day 2
Posted 15 years agoALSO HAPPY HALLOWICKED! HAPPY DEVIL'S DAY! HAPPY SAMHAIN! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Nine things about myself:
1) I love myself.
2) I hate myself.
3) My favorite holiday is Hallowickid.
4) I hate when people want to talk to you ONLY when you have earphones in.
5) I lead my own religion.
6) I love my friends more like family.
7) Everything to me is equal. Humans and animals and plants.
8) I am intolerant of intolerance. Unless it's funny as shit.
9) I got jizz in my eye once. It hurt.
Nine things about myself:
1) I love myself.
2) I hate myself.
3) My favorite holiday is Hallowickid.
4) I hate when people want to talk to you ONLY when you have earphones in.
5) I lead my own religion.
6) I love my friends more like family.
7) Everything to me is equal. Humans and animals and plants.
8) I am intolerant of intolerance. Unless it's funny as shit.
9) I got jizz in my eye once. It hurt.
10 day meme ( Im on the bandwagon :I )
Posted 15 years agoDAY ONE:
1) I mother fucking love you too much to express it.
2) I value your friendship heavily and regret my vices expressed.
3) Im going to cut your mother's balls off and make you eat them.
4)I am so proud of you and all your hard work, you make me happy with each good turn of events.
5) Im sorry for everything I've ever done to fail you.
6) I am sorry to have lead you astray.
7) I am sorry I cannot be there for you as much.
8) I want to set you free and see you flourish, it would be a shining moment.
9) I want to light you on fire every time I read your billboards.
10) I hate to see you cry, why cant you be happy?
1) I mother fucking love you too much to express it.
2) I value your friendship heavily and regret my vices expressed.
3) Im going to cut your mother's balls off and make you eat them.
4)I am so proud of you and all your hard work, you make me happy with each good turn of events.
5) Im sorry for everything I've ever done to fail you.
6) I am sorry to have lead you astray.
7) I am sorry I cannot be there for you as much.
8) I want to set you free and see you flourish, it would be a shining moment.
9) I want to light you on fire every time I read your billboards.
10) I hate to see you cry, why cant you be happy?
Back
Posted 15 years ago...from said wedding C:
I wore a kilt! OH FUN!
Let me tell you, Kilts are comfy :B Except the Gillies (shoes) they hurt to high hell.
Pikachoors maybe. I dont like forcing people to exist in muh realm of furrydom without them understanding it.
or itll be on facebook and Ill link it or something. PHOTOBUCKETTTT~
I wore a kilt! OH FUN!
Let me tell you, Kilts are comfy :B Except the Gillies (shoes) they hurt to high hell.
Pikachoors maybe. I dont like forcing people to exist in muh realm of furrydom without them understanding it.
or itll be on facebook and Ill link it or something. PHOTOBUCKETTTT~
Going to a wedding
Posted 15 years agoUntil Sunday for all you peeps who know me :O so. See ya lates.
Why are pineapples...
Posted 15 years ago...called pineapples when they are neither apples nor born of pine?
Is a search I did on wiki
This is the FIRST link that came up.
ENJOY!
Joe Pineapples
Joe Pineapples is the closest thing Hammerstein has to a friend, being his longest-serving comrade. Joe was built as an assassin, a former member of the elite X-Terminators (he was fired for an incident with an officer's wife), and is a sniper without equal. Joe has rebuilt himself many times to give himself new looks over the years, but one thing that has been consistent is his narcissism - the one thing he truly loves in the universe is himself. With an outward image of ice cold professionalism and a habit of seducing women, he has a secret fetish for wearing women's underwear.
Joe's talents saw him sent into Volgograd to assassinate Volgan general Volkhan, and afterwards saw him assigned to the Mars mission; he forcibly recruited General Blackblood by shooting the butcher through the heart. After Mars, Pineapples wound up working as a police instructor in London and once had to neutralise a rampaging Hammerstein who thought he was still fighting the Volgan War. Joe's career with the police continued, and on the free robot planet of Mekka he worked as an undercover officer. At some point he developed a hatred of humans ("meatheads") and was eventually put on the black list for pursuing human criminals with too much zeal. Pineapples also began taking up transvestism, apparently jaded with re-building himself time and time again and wanting to experience something new. Blackblood was able to obtain photo negatives of this.
At the request of Nemesis the Warlock, Joe left the police to rejoin the ABC Warriors in the battle to defend the Gothic Empire. Following the battle against Termight, the Warriors followed Nemesis into the Time Wastes of Termight to find the Warlock's offspring Thoth. He was dispatched into The Time Wastes with the others to repair the damage Thoth had done and save the galaxy. When Deadlock tried to sabotage the mission, Blackblood and Joe fought each other. For Pineapples it was a chance to get the negatives back, and for Blackblood it was a chance to finally discover what Joe had been hiding in his chest locker for the entire journey. As it turned out, the mystery item was a human heart: Joe was carrying it in a desperate bid to feel, so he could enjoy killing again.
After escaping to the planet Hekate, Pineapples helped collect the seven heads needed for the ritual that would spread Khaos through the galaxy, but suffered a breakdown as the 'Night of the Blood Moon' approached. Deadlock took it upon himself to perform an unnecessary operation on Joe, to give him a much more Khaotic outlook on life - and unlock his repressed desires for more exotic crossdressing. After Hekate, the Warriors went their separate ways, and Pineapples, sick of being on the dole for Khaos, signed up with the Terran Empire as a professional hit droid. He gained riches and status as a result, and had to be forcibly recruited into the Warriors when they banded together to take on the Terran super-ship Hellbringer. (In contrast to his actions in earlier and later stories, in Hellbringer he showed no interest in saving Hammerstein from being tortured by Blackblood)
He joined the Warriors in returning to Mars to help increase the peace between Medusa, the planetary consciousness, and her human settlers, and eventually when civil war broke out. When the mercenary Shadow Warriors were sent after them, Joe Pineapples developed a severe rivalry with mercenary and highwayman Dog-Tag - caused when Joe foiled one of Dog-Tag's heists, wiped out his gang and caused severe damage to him. Dog-Tag got revenge when he shot Joe through the head, buried him and removed his trigger finger. Due to techniques learned from Deadlock, Joe survived the attack - having shut down his brain to near-death levels - and was able to kill his rival.
ALAS WE KNOW! WE KNOWWWWWWWW!
Is a search I did on wiki
This is the FIRST link that came up.
ENJOY!
Joe Pineapples
Joe Pineapples is the closest thing Hammerstein has to a friend, being his longest-serving comrade. Joe was built as an assassin, a former member of the elite X-Terminators (he was fired for an incident with an officer's wife), and is a sniper without equal. Joe has rebuilt himself many times to give himself new looks over the years, but one thing that has been consistent is his narcissism - the one thing he truly loves in the universe is himself. With an outward image of ice cold professionalism and a habit of seducing women, he has a secret fetish for wearing women's underwear.
Joe's talents saw him sent into Volgograd to assassinate Volgan general Volkhan, and afterwards saw him assigned to the Mars mission; he forcibly recruited General Blackblood by shooting the butcher through the heart. After Mars, Pineapples wound up working as a police instructor in London and once had to neutralise a rampaging Hammerstein who thought he was still fighting the Volgan War. Joe's career with the police continued, and on the free robot planet of Mekka he worked as an undercover officer. At some point he developed a hatred of humans ("meatheads") and was eventually put on the black list for pursuing human criminals with too much zeal. Pineapples also began taking up transvestism, apparently jaded with re-building himself time and time again and wanting to experience something new. Blackblood was able to obtain photo negatives of this.
At the request of Nemesis the Warlock, Joe left the police to rejoin the ABC Warriors in the battle to defend the Gothic Empire. Following the battle against Termight, the Warriors followed Nemesis into the Time Wastes of Termight to find the Warlock's offspring Thoth. He was dispatched into The Time Wastes with the others to repair the damage Thoth had done and save the galaxy. When Deadlock tried to sabotage the mission, Blackblood and Joe fought each other. For Pineapples it was a chance to get the negatives back, and for Blackblood it was a chance to finally discover what Joe had been hiding in his chest locker for the entire journey. As it turned out, the mystery item was a human heart: Joe was carrying it in a desperate bid to feel, so he could enjoy killing again.
After escaping to the planet Hekate, Pineapples helped collect the seven heads needed for the ritual that would spread Khaos through the galaxy, but suffered a breakdown as the 'Night of the Blood Moon' approached. Deadlock took it upon himself to perform an unnecessary operation on Joe, to give him a much more Khaotic outlook on life - and unlock his repressed desires for more exotic crossdressing. After Hekate, the Warriors went their separate ways, and Pineapples, sick of being on the dole for Khaos, signed up with the Terran Empire as a professional hit droid. He gained riches and status as a result, and had to be forcibly recruited into the Warriors when they banded together to take on the Terran super-ship Hellbringer. (In contrast to his actions in earlier and later stories, in Hellbringer he showed no interest in saving Hammerstein from being tortured by Blackblood)
He joined the Warriors in returning to Mars to help increase the peace between Medusa, the planetary consciousness, and her human settlers, and eventually when civil war broke out. When the mercenary Shadow Warriors were sent after them, Joe Pineapples developed a severe rivalry with mercenary and highwayman Dog-Tag - caused when Joe foiled one of Dog-Tag's heists, wiped out his gang and caused severe damage to him. Dog-Tag got revenge when he shot Joe through the head, buried him and removed his trigger finger. Due to techniques learned from Deadlock, Joe survived the attack - having shut down his brain to near-death levels - and was able to kill his rival.
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Posted 15 years agoYus. I so am.
As LokiBeragist.
As LokiBeragist.
Many of you wonder...
Posted 15 years ago... "Why does Loki say he hates furries and still be a part of the fandom and avidly so?"
WELL MY FRIENDS I WILL TELL YOU.
Through my time publically in the fandom I have found many of our legion to be disloyal pervy furfags
who Id neither trust to be near or at least alone with. And many of the fandom prove it to me again and again
that I HAVE to troll the shit out of them because they wont understand that when Im taken...IM TAKEN!
I also have a dispute with the churchlike quality of the fandom.
"WE WILL ACCEPT YOU NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE....AS LONG AS YOU ARE A PERVERTED, ASSHOLISH, FAILURE AT TYPING, EMO LOVING INTOLERANT ASSMONKEY!"
That is what I see in it.
Because when "tolerant people" enter a fandom where you are not showing yourself in your real skin, how can you be intolerant?
There's choices to be made. And one of them is to fucking ignore things you don't find palatable!
I myself NEVER click on things I dont approve of and ONLY troll in self defense.
But day and day again Im made to hate on my own fandom instead of on people I SHOULD be.
So this, my friends (or otherwise), is WHY I hate furries. I do NOT hate the fandom, but those involved.
Kay, thats all, bai nao.
WELL MY FRIENDS I WILL TELL YOU.
Through my time publically in the fandom I have found many of our legion to be disloyal pervy furfags
who Id neither trust to be near or at least alone with. And many of the fandom prove it to me again and again
that I HAVE to troll the shit out of them because they wont understand that when Im taken...IM TAKEN!
I also have a dispute with the churchlike quality of the fandom.
"WE WILL ACCEPT YOU NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE....AS LONG AS YOU ARE A PERVERTED, ASSHOLISH, FAILURE AT TYPING, EMO LOVING INTOLERANT ASSMONKEY!"
That is what I see in it.
Because when "tolerant people" enter a fandom where you are not showing yourself in your real skin, how can you be intolerant?
There's choices to be made. And one of them is to fucking ignore things you don't find palatable!
I myself NEVER click on things I dont approve of and ONLY troll in self defense.
But day and day again Im made to hate on my own fandom instead of on people I SHOULD be.
So this, my friends (or otherwise), is WHY I hate furries. I do NOT hate the fandom, but those involved.
Kay, thats all, bai nao.
LOL WTF
Posted 15 years agoThis video is exactly how me and my brother act irl when we get games.
Except we dont bite our dicks.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549991
Except we dont bite our dicks.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549991
Let's pretend.
Posted 15 years agoIm a brick wall,
I am 14 feet thick and 30 feet tall.
You are a fist.
You decide one day you are going to punch me.
The first word that comes from your bearer's mouth is "Owch."
Thats what I say when I pee now.
I am 14 feet thick and 30 feet tall.
You are a fist.
You decide one day you are going to punch me.
The first word that comes from your bearer's mouth is "Owch."
Thats what I say when I pee now.
What a shitty start
Posted 15 years agoFor a birthday.
1) Two customers went off on me for bullshit that was the product's manufacturer was responsible for.
2) Im getting sick and my insides hurt.
3) I think I have an infection in my tooth.
4) My mate had a fryer explode on him.
5) Everyone else seems to be sick.
Also: I have no booze.
Sleeping pills it is!
I hate the midwest e_e
1) Two customers went off on me for bullshit that was the product's manufacturer was responsible for.
2) Im getting sick and my insides hurt.
3) I think I have an infection in my tooth.
4) My mate had a fryer explode on him.
5) Everyone else seems to be sick.
Also: I have no booze.
Sleeping pills it is!
I hate the midwest e_e
