I know I /never/ post anything, but to those who care, my new account is  ~OrionOtter~

I will be commissioning artwork, or searching for artwork from people (seeing as I are broke college otter)

So, please watch me and send me any tips on freebies or cheap commissions :D

YES OR NO

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Yeah

Been arrested? — No

Kissed someone you didn't like? — No

Slept in until 5 PM? — Indubitibly.

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Almost every day in biology or chemisty

Held a snake? —Yep, all the time

Ran a red light? — Yep, on accident.

Been suspended from school? — Nope.

Experienced love at first sight? — not really...

Totaled your car in an accident? — nuuu

Been fired from a job? — no :o

Fired somebody? — I wish sometimes

Sung karaoke? — Yes...bad decision

Pointed a gun at someone? — yeh... if you count airsoft or paintball

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — ...Duh?

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — YUP

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes

Kissed in the rain? — Yup.

Had a close brush with death (your own)? - A few, thanks to Jessica distractions while driving

Saw someone die? — no

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No

Smoked a cigar? -- Nope

Sat on a rooftop? — Yessums

Smuggled something into another country? — yup... smuggled a few feathers back form meheeco

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — once or twice

Broken a bone? — my pelvis... long story

Skipped school? — yup... with parental permission

Eaten a bug? — nope

Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes <3

Ridden a motorcycle? — yeah, my dad used to have one

Dumped someone? — Yep.

Forgotten your anniversary? — nope

Lied to avoid a ticket? — noparoonie

Ridden in a helicopter? — I wish

Shaved your head? — no

Blacked out from drinking? — nuuuuu

Played a prank on someone? — >:D

Hit a home run? — Fuck yeah

Felt like killing someone? — A few times.

Cross-dressed? — Jessica, I swear to god if you comment on this one.

Been falling-down drunk? — YUP

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - yeah

Eaten snake?- nuuuu

Marched/Protested? — no

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? —no

Puked on an amusement ride? — no

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — no

Knitted? — Nope xD

Been on TV? — Several times :3

Shot a gun? — Yeah.

Skinny-dipped? — yes... but not willingly

Given someone stitches? — Nope

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — nu

Ridden a surfboard? — Never.

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — yep.

Had surgery? — no

Streaked? — no

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? —nah... got close though

Tripped on mushrooms? —nuh uh

when NOT drinking? — ...?

Peed on a bush? — Yus xD

Donated Blood? — yepppp

Grabbed electric fence? — Yup.... wasn't on though :3

Eaten alligator meat? — yep

Eaten cheesecake? — Yup, who hasn't?

Killed an animal when not hunting? — yes

Peed your pants in public? — no...

Snuck into a movie without paying? — No, I am a good boy!

Written graffiti? — no

Still love someone you shouldn't? — No comment

Think about the future? — of course

Been in handcuffs? — Yup. fuzzy ones for the hell of it

Believe in love? — yes

So...yeah.  Jalieya has been getting on me because I have never made a journal on good 'ol FA once in my entire furry "Life". I say I don't because no one will really read it, and the people that would already would know what is going on by just messaging me on MSN DX

So, since I can't think of anything to talk about.... I liek mudkipz. There, I said it... YOU HAPPY NAO?! >=(