Please explain to me why you like it [if you do]
Because I honestly don't understand it
And it seems to be excessively popular

On friday the 13th


How rad is that??

k my german sucks because I stopped studying it and had no one to talk to

What would the phrase "murder everything/everyone" or something similar be in german?


DO NOT USE A FUCKING TRANSLATOR TO ANSWER ME
If I wanted someone to use an online translator I'd do it myself



kthnx

Why are there so many of them
Mine is on the 16th, Katie's is on the 28th
And I'm just seeing a shit ton of birthday notices for this month here and on FB

Super crazies
So what are you getting me for my birthday, bitches?

http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpr.....5756994692.jpg
Minus the pompom and such
but I mean, look at itttttttttt


So cute
Can anyone tell me for sure what kind of animal it is??
I looks like some sort of Jerboa?

I'm getting good, it's a Long-eared Jerboa

I had this huge commission to do, that would have gotten me $70 all at once
I honestly thought I could do it
But every time I tried I just flopped and I couldn't fucking draw it
I guess because the guy dictated the EXACT details, I got too bogged down and had no room for artistic freedom
I didn't want to be like "oh I can't do this" and then afterward be like, "wait come back I can do it!"
But now I just had to email him and tell him I just couldn't do it

I really needed that money, but I just couldn't fucking do it
Figures when I finally get commissioned I can't fucking do anything right

It's not like I find myself attractive or
Other people find me attractive
I'm not honest
I'm not a talented artist
I can't stay in a committed relationship
I have no friends
I can't type




OH WAIT
I AM all those things
Silly me

I'm fucking awesome

I stole this from and just got lazy

1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you




You know more than 10 people who own boats and they all park them at the same marina in Annapolis

You can pronounce and spell "Pocomoke," "Mattaponi," "Accokeek,"
and "Havre de Grace"

You pronouce Baltimore as 'Bawdimor' or Bawlamer

You prononce "Bowie" BOO-ie not BOW-ie or BAUW-ie LOL THISSSSSSSSS

1 hour is an easy commute to work

You have more than three recipes for crabcakes

French fries just don't taste right without Old Bay

There are more than two crab places in your town

Even your high school cafeteria made good crabcakes I wouldn't know, I refused to eat the cafeteria food

You got your first lacrosse stick before you were six years old

You call all turtles "terrapins" Does it count if I know WHAT a terrapin is?

You refer to your state as "Merlind" I don't, I know those who do

Your mother shops at Hecht's

You still call Six Flags America "Adventure World", or even "Wild World"

You still remember the Wild World commercial (Wild World's the cure for the summertime blues!)

You can tell the difference between the smells of septic and marsh.

You not only know how to eat hard crabs but you also know how to catch them, cook them and tell the males from the females.

You don't think that Assawoman Bay is a strange name for a body of water.

You know perfectly well why Rehoboth is called "Little San Francisco"

M R Ducks makes perfect sense.

So does C M Wangs.

You think Salisbury is a big city.

You think of dumplings as wet slippery squares of boiled dough.

You and your boss take off of work when the fish are running or the ducks are flying in..

You've eaten muskrat at a church dinner but think it's better the way you fix it.

You think of "Dairy Queen" as a pageant title and not a place to get an ice cream.

"Formal wear" is a ball cap, a flannel shirt and Timberlands.

You still root for the Orioles even when they suck

You'll never understand why tourists come to DC.

When in Florida, you can only laugh when you see signs saying "Real Maryland Blue Crab Cakes!" never been to Florida, but this would make me laugh

You color with "Crowns", take a "Share" with "Wooter" and think the president lives in "Warshenton."

You know the difference between Glen Burnie ghetto and Catonsville ghetto.

Your whole family lives within a 200 mile radius of your town.

Dale Earnhardt's accident was a close personal loss to your father

At least one man in your family is a waterman

You plan for "The Festival" a year in advance.

During the summer, you spend more time in Ocean City than at home.

In warm weather, you sit out on your stoop

Frank Ski, Scott Donohoe and Mary Prankster are people you think are "Famous"

Your radio dial is stuck on 99.1 or 92Q It USED to be, before they turned 99.1 into a fucking mexican station

When the forecast calls for snow, you PANIC!

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Maryland.



I get a lot of these jokes, but they don't all apply to me lololol

I do not like to Role-Play // type actions in IMs excessively
The occasional -pat- or -shrug- is fine, or if we're obviously making a joke
But when you IM me and do nothing but -actions- // *actions*
It bothers me immensely

I like to have conversations, not role-play things
So please don't talk to me like that

Also, do not *pounce*, *poke* or otherwise "*touch*" me because I hate physical contact, and I hate thinking about it just as much

In short, do not touch me
Ever

kthnx

Or does anyone WANT to?
I just don't know anyone on there and it sucks since Pros can't get it to work

I'll even help you out to level up ; 3;

website: http://www.playrequiem.com/
register: https://www.warpportal.com/account/.....istration.aspx
download: http://www.playrequiem.com/game/Cli.....tDownload.aspx
Server: Hammerine

My username is just "Lothie"


You can note me//comment me when you need me to come find you.

You can make obvious suggestions
You can say "In my opinion..."


You do not show up to other people's pages to say what they were supposed to do
You do not tell people they're wrong about personal labels & preferences


You're a troll when you do the things you're not supposed to
Especially when you rally your stupid little friends to spam and harass people you don't like
And use troll accounts to harass and spam people that blocked your main account



Don't say "lol you're calling me a troll for having an opinion"
Maybe if you didn't make it an obvious insult to other people when you shared it, it would be an acceptable opinion, you idiot

I'm not entitled to have my own opinions.
Especially when it comes to my own sexual orientation.
There's always someone who knows more about me than I do.

Oh, and they know more about you than you do.
They know more about your characters than you do.

wtf troll.

Gaming meet today
wooo

Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - nah
Age Play?- no
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - NO
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)?- mhm
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)?- maybe
Anal Sex? - YES
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - yes
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - uhh. idk. I like buttsex.
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - yes
Balloons? - eh not really
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - mmmurrrr
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - only spanking
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - eh
Biting/Teeth? - yes
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - yes
Body Hair? - ewwie
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? mmmm
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? no blindfolds, but sure
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - no
Candle Wax? - haven't really tried
Chains? - sure
Chastity Devices? - lol sure
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - maybe
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - never tried it
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - eh no
Collar and Lead/Leash? - sure
Confinement/Caging? - nah
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - HARD NO
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - yes please
Cross Dressing? - sometimes
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - not particularly
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - nah
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - lol idk
Denim? - not sexually
Depilation/Shaving? - not sexually
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - NO NO NO
Dildos (Hand-held, Strap-ons)? - yes pleaseeeee
Discipline? - yep
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - yes
Domination? - Yes!
Ears? - no
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - no
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - no
Erotic Photography? - yusss
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - oh yes
Feathers? - no
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - nah
Fisting? - Oh yessss
Food Play? - no
Fuck Machines/Robots? - no?
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - lulz idk
Gangbangs? - sure
Genital Worship? - lol no
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - oh no
Hair Pulling? - oh yes
Handcuffs/Shackles? - sure
Harnesses? - sure
High Heels/Stilettos? - if only I wouldn't break my ankles in them ;-;
Humiliation? - eh no
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - NO
Kidnapping Play? - uh nah
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - NO
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - sort of
Lace/Lingerie? - Yes
Latex? - sure
Leather? - eh
Making Home "Movies"? - yesssss
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - yessss
Masochism? - Yes
Massage? - oh yes
Master/Slave? - yes
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - YES
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - yes
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - eh
Murder Fetishism? - eh
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - sure
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - NO
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - sure
Nipples? - mmm
Oral Fixations? - yes
Oral Sex? - yess
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - yes
Piercings? - yeah
Pinching? - no
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - yea
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - not sexually
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - nooo
Power Exchange? - yes
Pregnancy Fetishism? - NONONO
Punishment? - Yes
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - nah
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - does playrape count?
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - lol nah
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - not sexually
Rimming? - sure
Role Playing? - lil bit
Rubber? - same as latex?
Sadism? - Yes
Scent? - sorta
Sensory Deprivation? - no
Smoking Fetishism? - no
Spanking/Paddling? - YES
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - sorta. not sexually
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - oh yes
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - mhm
Tickling? - NO
Tongue Fetish? - I... like them?
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - YES
Transvestism? - sorta
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - eh
Violence/Physical Injury? - sorta
Voyeurism? - idk what that is
Wrestling/Fighting? - yes
Zombies/Gore? - yesss

Everything's piling up on me today

Woke up too early.
Two main websites I frequent are down.
[This includes FA]
I have nothing new to watch, no one is online, no motivation/inspiration to draw, I can't do half my normal stuff.
I HAVE to multitask or else I freak out.
This morning I was not multitasking in any way.
Went through worrying whether or not I was even going to get to hang with Twiggy today because he was MIA.
Hang out with Twiggy but the weather is fucking shit.
Get home and Pros isn't home/online so I send texts.
Pros doesn't respond.
I post a twitter about it, in case any friends knew where Pros was.
Jimmy replies, tells me Pros has no service currently, then gets really bitchy at me for no reason.
So that puts me in a foul mood.
Couldn't talk about it to Pros.
FA resumes and looks like fucking shit.
The issue of FA changing so dramatically and suddenly keeps ricocheting in my thoughts because I have nothing better to do and it's dragging me down because it's all so horrible.
Can't fucking talk to Pros at all since there's no service.
Get dragged down worse because of the lack of communication.
I gripe at no one via Twitter just to vent and Pros finally texts me.
But we can't talk/text anymore because the phone now has service, but is going dead.

Everything's just weighing on one another and I feel fucking miserable right now.
And even though it would do me better to get away from the computer which is frustrating I can't because I don't want to be alone.

Fuck.

Just got a look at this
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/546166/fa/page-rev-2.0.png


Well that's just dandy.
Guess I should start packing my bags here too.

I don't mind gradual changes, subtle twists maybe.
You know if they actually BENEFIT THE SITE.

But all I'm seeing is "let's make FA prettier, not better functioning."
I left DA because it became unusable because it was so focused on being good looking. It hardly loads if I just try to look at a single page, and I run on fucking Fios.

Oh my gosh, total layout overhaul.
Everyone's fucking lost.
Can we delete fucking submission comments yet?
NO. OF COURSE NOT.
Let the trolls and hurtful individuals continue to cause artists to tear down their art for the sake of comments that can't be removed unless you hassle a mod for help.


Fuck this shit.

New layouts installed all at once are a fucking bitch to users
No offense to Neer, but this is so insane to look at.

Subtle changes are awesome.
But moving absolutely everything at once throws me off so badly.

Do not want.

Why couldn't they keep the layout how it was and worked on more important things like managing submission comments and such? Now we have to relearn everything?

:[

[rant]

I over-charge for my shit
I shouldn't charge people at all for my art
Even if what I make for people takes hours to complete
And is rather acceptable
fuck it


I'm sorry, but people piss me off so much.
I hate how I take into consideration my skill level, and the time it takes me to get stuff done, my accuracy, etc and put a price on it that I judge to be suiting. I don't have a huge ego. I don't think my art is the best out there. I don't think I'm a big name artist. But I know what I do, I know the effort and the skill I put into these pieces for people and I don't let them buy shit art off me.

I think the prices I put on my stuff is fair, if not cheap. Repeatedly I have people tell me I'm undercharging and yet I still don't raise my prices.

But people here keep popping up and asking me for freebies or lower prices. As if I'm over-charging. I also don't like when they claim they should get a discount just for knowing a friend of mine. You know the discounts my friends get? None. The closest thing you could count is when I, at random, choose to give them gift art once in a while.


People need to realize that art isn't something you just have laying around already. It takes time. It takes practice and skill and a whole lot of shit. And if I should give them freebies they should just draw their own fucking art.


I should start showing them other artists that do commissions, show them the 100$ price tags on their shit. Maybe then they'd realize I'm being fucking rational.
fuck.


[/rant]

EDIT:
Also, not to toot my own horn, but I draw this shit with a mouse. Not a tablet. So it's a bit more difficult for me to make shit anyway, don't you think?

Click the Name for Examples

Pixel Icons ...$1
Squishies ...$2
Dicks ...$2
Derpy Danglers ...$4
Bashing Icons ...$5

Colored Cartoon ... $7
Paper Doll ... $8
Line Art ... $10
Full Colored ... $20


Specifics, multiple characters, etc can be discussed case by case.

yay me
I guess

Thanks to all my watchers and stuff
How are you guys doing?

... nothing.

I still haven't drawn my 11k kiriban shit
Fuck art

I'm so uninspired and I fucking hate it
And what's the use of saying,
'Oh I'm going to take a break!'
When it's all I have?
I have no job and one friend
I just sit in front of this computer
And when I'm in this slump, I get commissions!
I got a HUGE commission, for $75
What the fuck?

And I just can't fucking do it and I feel like a let down



I hate this frustration
[/rant]

refer to others as their "master" seriously
bother me


Not entirely sure why
I mean, I guess because to me it's a play thing
like playing cops and robbers
but they take it seriously...

It makes me feel awkward



What kind of people here on FA bother you & why?

Asphyxiophilia
Autogynephilia
Erotic asphyxiation
Erotophonophilia
Gynandromorphophilia
Narratophilia
Necrophilia
Pictophilia
Sadism
Stigmatophilia


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

So I love how a lot of you badgered me to redownload Skype, and I did a while ago.


And then next to no one wants to bother to add me or anything.

You guys suck.
And I'm bored.

Skype me.
Lothie.lethal

I'm gonna go take a shower. Better get some adds when I get back D<





lulz