Happy New Year FA

I hope everyone has big plans for 2016!
I personally have started to nail down all my plans for this years con visits. If anyone is hoping to or is going to:
FWA 2016
FAU 2016
AC 2016

let me know. My resolution is to meet more of you cool people I've been talking to for years now. So I'll see you there!
Also if you have any suggestion for other cons in the area I'm open to considering them

~BATASTIC

Just a reminder I will announcing the winner of the free art raffle tonight. If your interested just click the link below and read the instructions to enter :)

Good luck!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7082888/

*Clears Throat*

Ladies & Gentlemen .. Boys & Girls
The war with the Shark-kingdom does not go well. There needs to be more Bat Art in the world especially with it being so close to Halloween! Towards this goal I am offering free art to any Bat-fursonas. If you have a Ref sheet, Sketch, Secondlife Screenshot, or even a Written Description of a Bat Character -belonging to you- that you would like art of then keep reading!

The rules are as follows

▪Repost this Journal to spread the word
▪The art will be a two person Full-Color Commission paid by me but your idea.
▪The second character will be my Sona ( https://www.furaffinity.net/view/13492251/ ).
▪There are no restrictions on commission Ideas with the exception of Scat, Gore, Baby and WS
▪ will be drawing the art
Example Art
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17816954/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17749156/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17373675/

You must provide the following in your comment

Name
Reference (if not a brief write description)
Commission Idea
Personality
Link to your repost


I decided to do this because I hear a lot of people saying that they have or would like a Bat fursona but maybe don'y have the funds to pay for it. I hope that this will motivate someone to really devote more time and attention towards a Bat fursona. So if your interested Good luck!

I will have 3 neutral furries review all posts and make a decision on Friday 10/9/15 at 11:00 PM EST and submit the winner to me to be announced. Please note you have 24 hours to accept

Donations welcome but not required by any means

Hey Everyone



I just wanted to take some time to set the record straight for everyone to make sure there is no confusion. I know some of you might be a bit disturbed in hearing this but here it goes… I Dartis Lowtide the Prince of Bats am not a Bottom. I’m a top.



I know I know~ “But Dartis your art gallery is full of art of you being dominated” To the untrained eye I could understand how this would confuse you… >___>



I consider myself a BETA Male basically meaning I’m the leader of the Pack but I know when my dominance is challenged by a true ALPHA Male I am willing to submit. Shiro, Akaro, Blah blah blah..



So I guess that explains why half my favorites is full of femboys and twinks and the occasional muscly tops with big cocks xD





I hope this clears everything up for you guys :P

First off thanks to all those that reached out to me for job postings and thanks to everyone who followed me on linkedin for all up to date posts on who's hiring.

Now that business is out of the way I have been on a steam Bing!
I'm hoping however to find more furs interested in getting in on the fun
Been knee deep in Final Fantasy thanks to Seffy got my maye Lalafel to 50 and completing some end game content. If anyone wants to get started and needs help drop me a line (Lamia server)

Also anyone that plays TF2, Loadout,Rota 2, Street Fight, or Injustice Gods among us
please please please let me know x3 anyway

HAPPY PEW PEWS and I look forward to celebrating my 26 birthday with the furry random on the 14th of April w00t

Much love later fur friends!

Hey first off happy Valentines Day :D!
So some of you may actually know what I do outside of the furry community. I'm a Headhunter.. No not in the sense of lobbing heads off and carrying them by horseback to collect a bounty...

But I look for jobs for people or I should say for companies. They reach out to me and ask "Hey Lowtide do you know any Graphic designers?" To which I say "I might I'll get back to you!" and I go on the hunt... Sometimes on horse back...

I have been posting a number of my jobs on Facebook so that my friends and family have a chance to see whats available. But a number of my friends aren't on my Facebook. So I decided to post the jobs on here as well. The great thing about FA is that it's not just a pool of local people I went to school with or hang out with outside of work. You guys are from all over! And if your not interested you may know someone who is.

So I wanted to reach out to you guys to see if there would be any interest on your part. Here's how things will work. I will post a Journal every Friday with the Job Title - General Location - Salary. I should note I will include a brief description in the actual journal to give you a better idea of what the job involves. If your interested you can always note me or reply in comments at which point I can contact you and we can start to discuss what our next steps are.


**Company names I will only share if the company is interested in setting up an interview. Sorry its just how this business works**


FAQ
How many jobs do you have?
Currently my directory has a total of 60,000 open positions nation wide. So I have a lot of jobs to work on and try to pair you with.

What types of jobs do you have?
I work on a combination of many different jobs. Engineering (Including: Electrical, Mechanical, Aviation, Chemical, Process, Manufacturing, Civil and even Medical), Office Administration, Accounting, IT or computer technology, Residential and Commercial Construction (Welders, Electricians, HVAC-R, Controls, Techs, Roofers, Designers, and Architectual) and many more. Its hard to list them all but that's the basics.

What types of jobs don't you do?
Obviously jobs where businesses would have no trouble finding these people on their own would have no need for my services. Meaning companies that require general labor or food industries. Not to say we don't work with them when they come but it is rare.

What if I am interested in a job but none of the positions you posted are what I'm looking for?
I'd like to see what the feedback would be on what I post but I always have an open door policy for anyone interested in help. I should note that I do resume edits, career advice and give general industry updates to let you know if things are hiring or not and maybe even why.

Do you have entry level jobs?
I do the thing about these positions is its almost a game of quick draw. When I get a job for entry level I work with a number of different people with a revolver full of very skilled entry level people. Once we all see the Job we all eye each other up and load our best shot and let a rip! Yeah its that exciting haha. But basically this mean if your entry level person with a good educational background let me know how good you are so when that moment comes you have a shot at hitting the bulls eye.

Why should I go through you anyway? Can't I just apply on Career Builder, Monster, or Indeed?
You could and I would never say that isn't a viable route to go about finding new employment but there are a number of benefits having someone like me representing you in your job search. I'll list them like this:

1.) I market you :D for those that know me I'm a pretty good talker and the better I know you the better I can do to selling you to a company. And when I say to the company I talk directly with Hiring Managers (The people who call the shots).

2.) I have a personal directory of many jobs that are confidential that companies are not posting on many career portals that you see out there. So it could even expand the number of opportunities you apply for.

3.) A lot of these career sites have dummy jobs bent on stealing information, money, or even your identity. I only work on jobs where I have actually communicated with and in many cases have met personally.

Anyway I look forward to hearing from you guys and helping you in anyway I can :D

So I saw did this and their answers made me giggle a little so here goes!
Hopefully you guys (and girls) will learn something new about me.


1. Your name spelled backwards: Sitrad Editwol

2. Where were your parents born? Dad: Florida Mom: Kentucky

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Drivers for my graphics card :D

4. What's your favorite restaurant? Tai Ku! One of the best Tai restaurants BYOB with a liquor store right inside of the shopping center. And the food is to die for Lava rock chicken that you cook on an actual lava rock right in front of you soooo cool xD

5. Last time you swam in a pool? I used to swim for the Philadelphia Fins which is a Gay friendly swimming team out of center city but since I moved out of South Philly its been difficult to attend practices. So about a year or so

6. Have you ever been in a school play? Haha Yes! Telephone hour it was a musical I played this kid trying to get a date for the prom and I had to sing my lines in this nerdy voice it was pretty hilarious looking back on it xD

7. How many kids do you want? Presently I see kids as a giant black hole of money xD so I'm kinda avoiding them like the plague. However, part of me thinks I would be a good father.

8. Type of music you dislike most? Ummm Ska? oh wait no Irish Folk music... Ugh whenever I see someone jamming to some Irish Folk music I just have to look at their face to see if maybe just maybe I can see the downs..

9. Are you registered to vote? Of course haha.. Oh if you knew me that would be a stupid questions lol

10. Do you have a c-a-r? I do. A 2008 Chevy Cobalt... LT its essentially just a box with wheels. But I love it its my baby x3

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? nope.

12. Ever prank call anybody? Yes my 6th grade teacher.. I called her impersonating Regis Philbin and told her she won two free tickets to "Who wants to be a millionaire" at 11:00pm she woke up her husband and started screaming and I laughed and came clean and she was livid. Long story short she got a restraining order on me and I was told that I could not walk at graduation or attend any class that was within 500feet of her classroom... I wish this were a joke..

13. Ever get a parking ticket? Nope.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Nope!

15. Do you have a favorite music decade? 90's was fckn awesome!

16. Do you have a garden? Nope.

17. What's the size of your bed? Queen :3 for a queen

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? *sigh* No.. BUT I CAN MOUTH IT PRETTY WELL AT BASEBALL GAMES!

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower! I find baths a poor way of cleaning anything. I traditionally shower in the morning but if I feel gross at the end of the day I take one before bed also if I have company *cough*

20. Best Movie you've seen in the Last 4 months? FLIGHT

21. What's the next movie you want to see? Hmm the new X-men movie as terrible as everyone says it will be and how terrible I know it will be. I have to see it just to say I did or I'll kick myself..

22. Chips or popcorn? Chips! But popcorn tastes and smells better. I just hate the fckn shit that gets stuck in my teeth. Next thing I know I'm done the bowl with my whole fist in my mouth! fckn popcorn... Satan's treat

23. Have you ever broken any hearts? Yes. They all deserved it except 2.

24. Premarital sex? FCK YEAH!

25. Are you a good cook? I have the cooking skills of a college stupid and the imagination of a 13 year old and the taste buds of a 80 year old. If its quick easy and doesn't make me hurl I can and will consume it.

26. Orange or Apple juice? Orange juice who in the right mind would choose apple juice over orange juice I mean really. Ok ok maybe if your not a fan of pulp of which I am not a fan at ALL. But if it was pulp free I would free base that shit so fast crack addicts would think I had a problem.

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you go? Uh I can't remember dinner buuuuut I did go out with this guy for lunch on my break. We went to this really good sandwich place in King of Prussia and we talked about Christmas. He's sweet x3

28. Are you competitive and goal orientated? I am probably one of the most unhealthy competitive people there are. But thankfully its coupled with extreme laziness so I don't go overboard with it. However, I do set very clear goals more so of what I shouldn't do than what I should. But its done well by me for years and I have slowly become closer to being where I want to be in life.

29. Best thing in the world? A granny smith apple out of the crisper nice and sweet and juicy. Something about eating fruit and not needing a glass of water but feeling hydrated makes me feet amazing. Oh and licking me some taint x3 nothing better than slurping a nice ass xD

30. Have you ever broken a bone? Yea.. I broke my left leg as a child. I broke my left him getting hit by a car in North Philly. And I got jumped in Kensington and fractured and dislocated my jaw.

31. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes T-Ball WHAT WHAT! They call it G-Ball when I'm on the plate!

32. What is your favorite board game? Monopoly. This goes as an open challenge to anyone in Philadelphia, Jersey, and New York. If you think and I do mean THINK you can beat me I challenge you right here right now. I will drive to your house and set up right on your coffee table. 5 hours later if your not crying then you have no clue how badly I'm truly beating you.

33. What is your dream car? Fckn 2013 Ford Fusion that thing is fckn Gorgeous!

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? Nope

35. Coke or Pepsi? Coke

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Yea I did City Year in Philadelphia and in LA not my proudest moment but I enjoyed it.

37. Last thing you bought at a c-h-e-m-i-s-t? If by Chemist you mean Earl up the street? I'll let you know in like 5min

38. Who are you going to marry? I actually have a marriage pact with this guy we have been like off and on for so long and there's a lot of passion but our personalities are so passionate that every now and then we just argue. I don't see it being a very consistently happy marriage but hey its a worst case scenario for both of us lol

39. Who would you like to meet? I would love to have a beer with Vince Vaugn I feel like his comedy is really just who he is. I enjoy people with a bit of wit.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.. But I think you can be crushing on someone and they might be crushing on you and then it matures into love. But essentially no I don't. Unrealistic Disney bullshit.

41. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? Hips, Butts, Thighs, jaw lines, SOME tits are nice. What!? I like some girls what can I say I'm a gay guy with options lol

42. Where would you go for a romantic evening? I suck at planning anything I have tried to be extremely romantic but honestly it always sounds better in my head. I would say the best thing I could think of off hand is like a walk through the park where I planted a baskey and blanket for us to eat and drink wine in a field. But someone would probably find it before we got there then Id come and see them with the person and freak out only to find out its a homeless dude with a shank and then the person im with is like if your hungry we can go to a mcdonalds and then I'd have to say no thats my cooler at which point I get shanked in the back...

43. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4. Nice dress shoes, Running Sneakers, Nice sneakers, Nice Dress shoes 2

44. Last song stuck in your head? "I Will be Here" David Guette

45. Any pets? Yes a big italian cat named Mario he actually does hit you on the head and run away. Adorbs

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? Jimmy Fallon I hate admitting that because he's not really that funny but he works with great writers. And Justin Timberlake hypes him up.

47. What is one thing you would like to learn to do? Learn spanish

48. What do you do when you are bored? Look at porn and play video games. Sometime together. (Its crazy how I didn't have to change a word of this anwser LOL)

49. What is one thing you would want someone to appreciate about you? That despite how much of an asshole I can be I really try not to be especially to those I call friends.

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? That its cold outside my heat is up way too high D: *Opens window* (First world problems =_=)


I gotta wash my dick. I better wash my dick again. Thats what coach always says. Did I wash my dick yet? Its easier to wash when its hard... >_>
http://youtu.be/FCichOcSqz0

I wanted to take some time to say thank you to the people I commissioned and/or received a gift art from
Hopefully you guys will check them out for yourself
:D





Just wanted to give a shout out to all my watchers that have made their way to FAU have a blast everyone x3

Finally no more traveling!

For those who didnt know Ive beem travel to and from Philly and New York for construction work on president Roosevelt's Mueseum in Poughkipsee NY.

Thank god now I can catch up with old friends make new ones and post some new art. For those who care I also was able with the help of the ever awesome Finish up building my new computer.

So hit me up of your up to play anything cause
I'm begging to run some sick shit on it. And yes I will be making appearances on sl again just to check in with peeps n shiiiiit so hit me up too of you want to chat my names:

Dartis Lowtide

...Um yeah I guess that's it for updates...
Oh um eat a dick Wayne Brady!!11!!!! D:<

By the by shout outs to the people I haven't talked to for ever
SYLUS
QUADRA
ACE
WILDE &ROBBY
SAPPHY
FOX T
HAJI
GENIE & THE GIRLS
SCRATCH HUSKY (even though I talked to you earlier today)
MUH FCKN FOLSKY
ELDRIDGE
PHILADOG & MY PLANKING WIFE
ALSO YOUR CRAZY FRIEND WHO LET US TAKE A SKATE BORED TO HIS CAR!
JUJI
DRAKE
DANI
VEL
PHANTOM WEREWOLF
TOXIC
IRON (but dude you were just here)
And anyone else I missed I'll hit you up soon

Sorry for the trick but... An artist friend of mine is trying to sell off some stuff he doesn't really use to pay for a new monitor, and the prices are pretty good. Check it out:

For $500, a 2007 iMac with:
• 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor
• 4GB G.Skill DDR2 RAM
• 320 GB hard drive
• ATI Radeon HD 2400 XT 128MB GDDR3 graphics card (plays Starcraft 2 well)
• 320GB hard drive
• Integrated 802.11a/b/g/n Airport Extreme Wireless
• 20" 1680x1050 (16:10) LCD display
• Mac OS X Lion installed
• 8x double-layer SuperDrive (reads/writes all formats except HD discs like Blu-ray)

For $250, a 28" Hanns-G 1920x1200 monitor with:
• VGA in
• HDMI in (couldn't get the HDMI in to work, don't know if it's broken or we're just dumb—don't buy if you need HDMI in)
• Built-in Speakers, line-in and line-out

If anybody would be interested in this stuff, you'd really be helping a guy out. Contact me if you're interested and I'll put you in contact with him.

Ever been sprayed in the dick with a fckn can of computer air on the perfect angle that it releasing the freezing cold liquid across your pubic patch. Yup well this guy did... There's a giant red spot above my dick that looks like something Zoro would leave on me after sex its fck'd and now I have to slowly put on my boxers in the morning until it goes down.

Fckn are all chillin at my house when it happened It just sucks that they all have to see me in the shower as I'm butt naked trying to sooth the pain... oh well I blame the alcohol xD