So, I'm feeling the writing bug starting to creep back in. I'm most likely gunna try to pump out a chapter or two or three of Changing His Spots since it's been fuckin forever since I put out the last one. I've been curious for a while, but kept forgetting to post a journal about this: When downloading/reading stories posted on FA, what file types to people prefer the writer use? I normally use .doc or .docx and I think .docx stories tend to not do as well as .doc, but it could just be my imagination. Does file type make a difference? Are there some that aren't compatible with some people's device(s)? I want input on this cuz I wanna make sure the stories are getting out to as many people as possible.

Placeholder journal is a placeholder because the way my previous journal was stretching out my page was starting to get annoying >.>

Anyway... what's up? ;D

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...My page is a little wide now.

When you have a couple new comments in your inbox, and you accidentally clear out your inbox before you get a chance to see what they were >.>

For probably over a month now, Telegram took away any possible way to add a new contact, The button was just gone. Never to be seen again. And there was literally no other option to be found that would let me do it.

UNTIL TODAY!

You still need someone's full name and/or telephone number (last time I had it, it would sometimes would accept just a name, sometimes just a number, sometimes you needed both). It would make sense if they would, ya know, let me add someone by using their Telegram username. But why would they allow that? It would make too much sense. And everybody knows Telegram can't do anything that makes sense.

But, I digress. At least they're letting me physically have the option of adding new contacts now. The update literally said that it included "Add Contact option" as if that was something for them to be proud of Baby steps, I guess >.>

I'm not a fan of Telegram, if you couldn't tell <.<

I'm doing 3 YCHes along with . He'll be doing the lines, and I'll be doing the coloring and shading. Come and get em ;D

Cock Vore - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23048700/ (Closed - taken)
Oral Vore - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23048745/
Anal Vore - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23048786/

So, recently I got a Telegram because most of my friends were migrating to it. According to them, Skype was giving them issues and whatnot. Skype worked pretty fine for me. I don't like having more than 1 messenger, but I got a Telegram because pretty much everyone else was going there.

Telegram always seemed inferior to Skype to me (I only use the computer version of both because I rarely use IM messengers on my phone. I also use a Mac so maybe that made a difference?). But recently, Telegram has been absolute, pure garbage.

- I can't add a profile icon.
- People's messages haven't been going through to me.
- Notifications that I got a message either won't show up or will only show up AFTER I've replied to the newest message... because that makes sense.
- And worst of all, Telegram has always has a shitty means of having a contacts list, but the most recent update seems to have completely eliminated the ability for me to add contacts. It's gotten rid of the button. Poof. It's gone.

I'm hoping some of these things will be resolved the next time it updates, but it's ironic as fuck that people moved from Skype because they rewere having issues with it, and now I came to Telegram because of that, and Telegram is giving me a fuckload more issues than Skype ever did.

See this journal for full details. Entries must be in by NOON TOMORROW (Thursday).
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Hello all. Last year, I ran a contest for the NCAA College Basketball Tournament, aka March Madness. The challenge was for everyone to make a bracket, and if someone could beat me, they would win a free pic. Well... if I remember right, nobody beat me >.> So I'm gunna do another contest this year, but this time, we will have a winner.

It'll be the same general idea. Anyone who's interested will just need to make a free espn.com account, join my league (see link below), and make a bracket for the tournament. Whoever does the best will get to be in a pic with me when i commission http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mazin next month. Mazin does awesome yiff, soft vore, AV and unbirthing, so it would likely be some of that. I'll talk with whoever wins, and we can figure out what we wanna get ;3

So, who's in? You don't need to know anything about basketball to make an entry. Just pick whoever you want. Follow this link to my league, make your team, and leave a comment in this journal to let me know you're in: http://games.espn.com/tournament-ch.....roupID=1708838

Any questions about the contest or how to make your bracket, just ask =3

So, yesterday I posted a journal advertising an upcoming YCH I was gunna post up today. I say "was" because someone already placed the "auto-buy" on it. So if you're wondering why I'm not posting the YCH, that's why XD I'm definitely pleasently surprised at the interest it got, and something tells me this won't be the last time I'll be drawing Clawhauser >.>

So I got this idea a couple nights ago randomly for this YCH I'm gunna do. Clawhauser's fat ass isn't in nearly enough vore art, especially anal vore. I'm gunna do my part to fix that.

The general premise for the story will be the instruction of how to do a proper "cavity search." I probably don't need to say much else for you to know what happens next. The winner of the YCH will pick whether their character is the newbie being trained by Clawhauser, or if they are a veteran cop who is training Clawhauser. Either way, you will be going up the cheetah butt. The winner can also choose which of the participants is willing and unwilling. Does the cheetah's predatory instinct kick in and he can't help but feed you to his ass? Do you stuff your way up there without Clawhauser's knowledge or consent? That's up to you to decide. You can also choose to pay a little extra if there's more you wanna do with Clawhauser before you become butt food. That's again entirely up to you. ;3

Winner will get a fully shaded pic with internal shot and background and a 3-4 (or more if you want) page story. I have the rough base sketch done already, and I'll be posting it up around 4-5pm EST tomorrow (Tuesday) to officially begin the auction. Starting bid will be $20 and auto-buy will be $50. If you feel so interested that you're considering buying this outright before I put the auction up, that can be arranged too. I'd be able to privately send you the sketch for the pic if you are.

Any questions feel free to leave a comment or shoot me a note ;3

Go get sex vore shit. or whatever else you'd want him to get.

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and I have been together for 5 years now. Fuck that's a long time. Can't believe I haven't gone crazy yet... or... I've gone so crazy that I don't realize it >.> Either way, I love the dingus. Yay for 5 years =D

So it's become a thing that about once a month Roop and I have a night where we drink a lot and watch a ton of Rooster Teeth vids. So while we do this and I get somewhat fucked up, you fucked up people should ask me some fucked up shit. Or some normal shit. Whatever you people feel like asking. Just do it.

Ivan Rodriguez made it into the MLB Hall of Fame on the first ballot. Congrats to him and the other inductees, Jeff Bagwell and Tim Raines. Very deserving. Trevor Hoffman is totally going in next year.

What? What did you think this journal was about >.>

So, I've been making a journal for these things the past few years, but I guess I forgot to last year. I had a few goals for 2016, and I was able to do some of them (the best being breaking my best 5K time and getting it down to 25:11), but I whiffed on most of em. Didn't write or draw quite as much as I wanted to, still stuck in our apartment, didn't do a race longer than a 5K, yada yada. So I'm gunna leave this journal here to help keep myself motivated.

And yeah, my "resolutions" are more like goals and milestones, but same thing >.>

So, here goes:

Fitness Related
- Complete a 5K race in under 25 minutes (stretch goal of under 24 minutes)
- Complete a 10K race or longer (stretch goal of a half-marathon)
- Complete all 3 legs of the Spartan Races for a Spartan Trifecta
--- Sprint (3-5 miles)
--- Super (8-10 miles)
--- Beast (13-15 miles)
- Run a total of 500 miles for the year (stretch goals of 600, 700, 750)

Non-Fitness Related
- Move into a house
- Write 20 stories (stretch goal of 25)
- Draw 12 pics (collabs + solo) (stretch goals of 15, 20)
- Get through at least Chapter 20 of Changing His Spots
- Meet at least 1 new perma-friend (someone who I really connect with and whatnot)

There are still 2 slots without any bids on them. This thing ends on Tuesday. GIT ON THAT SHIT.

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So I'm doing a Your Character Here auction for the first time in forever. Click below if you're interested ;3

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Merry Christmas, everyone. After spending the day with family, Roop and I are home and will be spending the final couple hours of the holiday drinking and watching Rooster Teeth stuff. On tap for plenty of eggnog and peppermint martinis >.>

So while we're being all festive and whatnot, feel free to ask me shit ;3

Opening Round: Grey Goose Peppermint Martini (3/4 Grey Goose, 1/4 Peppermint Schnapps) Vodka courtesy of who awesomely got it for us for Christmas
Drink #2: Simple egg nog, spiked with Captain Morgan, topped with some cinnamon

So, I normally do these "Awesome Artist of the Month" promotions over on my alt account ( ) where I post art I got from said artist over the course of a month. I have a different take on it today, though, because I'm declaring the winner of Black Friday deals. She's doing several amazing YCHes, icons and such that are all fantastic deals (much cheaper than they should be for her quality). Not only that, but she produced the ones she did for me super quickly (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21819693/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21819714/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21819745/). So you should totally get on that.

Technically, I'm pretty much always open for commissions, but with Thanksgiving week coming up next week (and having Thursday and Friday off of work) I figured I'd throw this out there to see if anyone's interested. I'm gunna open 3 slots, first come, first serve. Comment in this journal if you wanna reserve a slot and/or note me what you'd want. Gunna be heading out hiking with Roop since it's probably the last nice day of the year, but I'll get back to you later this afternoon to discuss everything =3

Check out my Commission Info/Prices if you're interested =3

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Hey people. Just felt like posting a journal for no other reason than to see what you all were up to this weekend.

I'm doing a collab YCH with . Wanna have me be your costume for Halloween for just $10? Click on the link below ;3

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I know it's not exact, but it's close enough to the 2 mainest of the main characters in Changing His Spots lol
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Roop and I haven't had a drink in like 4 days.
I ran a 5K this morning and kicked ass.
Football started today and sucked ass.
I don't work till noon tomorrow.

We're drinking tonight.

Feel free to explore my inebrated mind.

Edit:
- Drink 1) Sake and Banana Schnapps
- Drink 2) Whipped cream vodka, black raspberry schnapps, blue raspberry juice
- Drink 3) Strawberry/banana juice, Cruzan rum