If I gave you a choice to guess between whether that name belonged to a bad furry porn star or the 6th pick in the NFL draft, which would you guess?

I love parents sometimes...

That guy's gunna be a top dog in the NFL. *ba dum tch*

School is FINALLY winding down for me, and I'm going to be able to get back into doing art more regularly again VERY shortly. I have a few things that I owe to a couple people that WILL get done, and some ideas of things I want to do, but I've also been toying with the idea of opening my own commissions. I've done a few Your Character Heres, but I've never really opened up full-blown "commissions." That said, as my loyal fanbase, would you consider getting a commission from me if I opened them up? They would probably be pretty cheap since I'm not really that talented/popular >.>

You know you want to be super awesome and answer these few short questions:

1) Straight up, would you ever consider getting a commission from me?
2) What sort of theme would you get for a commission (vore, yiff, clean, etc...)?
3) How much would you pay for...
---a) a single-character pic with no/simple background?
---b) a 2-character pic with no background?
---c) a 2-character pic with a background?
4) Is there anything else you think would be helpful to tell me to get you/other people to want to commission me?

For those of you who don't know who she is, Britteny Griner was the top female college basketball player this past year. She holds the 2nd most points in NCAA history for women's basketball, she was the #1 pick in this year's WNBA draft, and she's projected to be one of the best female basketball players... ever. She also just recently went public about her sexuality, and looks to be a leader in the promotion of open sexuality in the sports world. Check out my Awesome Thingy for more info.

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Apparently he is some sort of new form or evolution of Mewtwo... Bleh.

The only way this will be acceptable is if he's #666.

For those still unaware, a pair of explosions occurred in Boston about an hour ago near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. Reports are that undetonated bombs are still being recovered so if you live in the area, stay safe. Also, use text messaging opposed to calls for communication to leave the lines open for first responders.

My thoughts go out to everyone involved...

I'm studying for my Pediatrics final, and in the lecture I'm reviewing they're talking about the paper "Prospective study of the effect of sensory integration, Neurodevelopmental treatment, and perceptual–motor therapy on the sensorimotor performance in children with mild mental retardation." Yeah... doesn't sound too gay yet... but 3 of the 4 authors are named "Wuang, Wang and Huang."

Yup.

I thought msn was supposed to be gone yesterday. Why is it still working? I just want it to die already...

And you make him do it. Feel like running around, smashing buildings and eating people (and Teemo)? Give this game a shot. It's actually pretty tough, but it's fun >.>

Awesome Thingy cleeck.

I got together with a bunch of old college friends yesterday. Well... not that old. Half of us graduated last year and the other half are seniors there... but still. Among other things, we played some Cards Against Humanity. For those who don't know what that is, think Apples to Apples (If you don't know what that is, too bad. Look it up.), but vulgar and for people with... a pretty dirty sense of humor. Anyway, this happened...

Kim: *draws Queefing* What the hell is queefing?
*General clamor, "Are you kidding me?"s, etc...*
Hayley: No, no. Nobody tell her. She's figuring this out on her own. Kim, go to my computer and look it up.
Kim: *goes off for 5 minutes and comes back*
Hayley: You figure it out?
Kim: I had one of those this afternoon...

Midnight eastern, they're showing a never before seen Rocko's Modern Life episode on "The '90s Are All That" channel. Git on that.

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Roop is doing a new Your Character Here Auction. The winner gets not 1, but 2 pics, the second of which you will have mah dick in your face. If you're interested (which of course you are), cleek here and place a bid: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10167365/

The next 2 weeks are gunna be insanely busy for me... more than usual. In the next 2 weeks we have 2 semester-long projects, a ~10-page paper worth 80% of the grade for a class, and 4 "smaller" assignments due, 2 exams, and another major project to start that's due in a few weeks. This week will be busier than next week since I'll hopefully get most of my work for the projects done, though I don't have high hopes since for both groups I'm pretty much the group co-leader with one other person and I might end up doing more than my share of the work. In any case, I won't be on Skype much for the next 2 weeks, and I'm gunna be pretty slow/quiet on msn. Just a heads up.

Just giving my watchers a heads up about what's been going on since I haven't posted any new art in a while, and I've had a few people unwatch me. I've gotten my 500th watcher twice now and am currently waiting on someone to be my 3rd 500th watcher >.> I'm in my last full semester of grad school, and they're pulling out all the stops to keep us as insanely busy as possible and will probably continue to do so until mid-April. I do have a couple pieces that I've been able to start (a story and a pic), a couple other ideas I wanna do, and I have another Your Character Here auction pic that I've been wanting to do for a while but I'm gunna wait till the semester is over so I'll have time to do it somewhat quickly.

So don't go anywhere. I promise I will supply you with porn shortly. Dr. Doggy D out.

Click on my "Awesome Thingy." If this incredibly powerful video doesn't infuriate you, there is something wrong with you.

Triad of milestones all reached in the past couple days. left my my 5000th comment on Thursday, and later that day became my 500th watcher. Then today I just got my 20,000th pageview. I'd been watching those numbers to see which would hit first, and I'm surprised the pageviews were the last one I got. Glad to finally be rid of that stupid 1 in front of the counter >.>

To celebrate these milestones, have Barbara Dunkelman with a mouthful of pancakes (F5 for new icon).

I expect to see approriate art of this.

Professor: “Shout out what you think soft tissue massage is good for.”
Random student: “Foreplay!”
Professor (without breaking stride): "And going along those lines, perhaps to increase range of motion?”
Chuckling/laughter among the class, the prof pausing
Professor: "'For those who want to have sex, does massage improve…' no... that research I haven’t seen out there.”


This actually happened today... Idk what was better, a classmate having the balls to yell something like that in a grad school classroom, or the professor completely going along with it.

In The Big Bang Theory, they just said it was feasible for the rectum has a sense of taste. If Sheldon says it, tt must be true. Discuss the implacations now.

1. Are you single or taken?
Taken bah

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate all the way

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Makin Roop a pic... Other than that, probably not much.

4. Do you like anyone?
No... not at all >.>

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yes, yes I was.

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Gee... I wonder.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Eh, seeing how my anniversary with Roop is on 2/1, Valentine's Day is more like an extra side-thing.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yeah, I've had several... Though they usually end up being not so secret. Girls suck at keeping that stuff secret more than they think >.>

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Eh, possibly

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Uh... nupe.

11. Do your parents give you presents on valentines day?
Yeah, sometimes a thing of chocolate.

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Nupe

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Ya. I liked em more as a kid... I think they changed them up at some point cuz they aren't as good as they were and there are a couple versions of em. The yellows kick ass.

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
This: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7400802/

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Yes and no, for different reasons.

16. How is your love life?
Not too bad. It'll be much better when Roop doesn't live 5 hours away.

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Nupe. Anyone who would do that is pretty freakin cruel

18. How many roses would you want to receive?
None. Unless they're chocolate roses. I like chocolate if that hasn't been established. *stereotypical lucario*

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Yes? Wasn't this already asked in question 1? >.>

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Yeah, but I usually look forward to the anniversary 2 weeks prior more than it.

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
*See question 14*

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Hmm... I wonder...

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
This meme really is starting to look pretty dumb if you aren't single.


Joel Heyman, obviously.

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
1

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Uh... probably at some point.

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Probably 20ish back in middle school when we pretty much gave Valentines do everyone in the class.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Yerps

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Nupe

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Nupe

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Um... dunno. Prolly chocolate >.>

31. What was the worst?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7400802/

Totally kidding XD

Love you, Roop X3

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Kiiiiinda. I began an online mateship 3 Valentine's Days ago. We were really gay like that at the time >.>

You get to be in the pic and you get ownership of the character. There's only a day left and the bid is only at $5! What are you waiting for? GO GO GO!

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A got a lot of good ideas for my next pic via my latest contest. I liked most of the ideas I got at least to some degree, and if I had more free time (or if I wasn't slow as balls at drawing) I probably would try to get to many of em, but unfortunately there can be only one winner, and that lucky person is with the idea of Brian Griffin being spitroasted by Hunter and Exile from Road Rovers. It was a close decision, the ideas from , and all coming really close. Honestly, what put it over the top was cuz I've had an idea for the title of a pic sitting for a couple years now, and I can finally do it with this pic X3

Thanks to everyone who participated. I don't think this will be the last time I'll be doing this, so keep a lookout ;p

I went to Roop’s house this weekend for our anniversary. I had an exam this morning at 9am, but instead of coming home yesterday afternoon, I came back this morning. It’s normally a 4.5-hour drive, so I left at 3am, giving myself 6 hours to get there to factor in any possible rush hour traffic and whatever else could happen. Leaving at 3am and getting 4 hours of sleep seemed like it would be worth it to spend an extra 7 or 8 hours awake with him. That choice led to probably the worst drive I’ve ever taken.

To start off, someone broke my passenger’s side mirror last night. Probably some drunk idiots from the sports bar next to his house did it after the Super Bowl. Then I got to drive through the worst snow I’ve ever driven in. NEW YORK DOES NOT HAVE ITS SHIT TOGETHER! As I said in a previous journal, you would think a county right on the border of Lake Ontario would actually know how to prepare for snowstorms. The snow itself was pretty heavy, but for a half hour I was literally driving through at least 8 inches of snow. Where the fuck were the snow plows? Three times I had to come to a complete stop on the highway because even at 10 mph I was kicking up too much snow to be able to see anything. Once I literally got out of my car and wiped off my windows. In the middle of the road. At this point, I was glad it was 3am and no one was out driving. I actually debated just turning back and emailing my professor telling her I couldn’t make it. Luckily my philosophy of “the farther away from the lake I get, the better it will be” actually worked.

Can’t stop a Jersey driver.

After a half hour of what seemed like driving through a blizzard, the snow slowly started to decrease and the roads got slowly better. Maybe after an hour total the roads were completely clear. Then came problem #2. In addition to my broken mirror, my windows were all icing up. From the inside. I had to stop 3 times, twice along the side of the highway and once at a rest area, to scrape off the inside of the windows so I could see. This was all made so much more fun by the fact that my windshield wipers are shit. The back one is misaligned and doesn’t do anything, and the ones in the front are shitty and were just spreading the salt and dirt from the road more than anything else.

And since these things always happen in threes, there was one last adventure to deal with. Fast-forward a couple hours. The sun is finally up, I can actually see, and I’m about a half hour from my school making decent time, all things considered. I come up to an area where the morning rush hour is always the worst, an exit on the highway where 2 of the longest roads in the US meet. There was some traffic, and at first I didn’t make anything of it. It took me over 30 minutes to go 2 miles. Usually it only takes 5-8 minutes at worst to get through this area. I thought there must have been an accident. Nope. There was a van parked along the side of the road. Fuck people. I HATE how everyone has to stop and stare at anything that even looks like it might be an accident. I ended up (speed) walking into the exam room at 8:57am without being able to go back to my dorm to regroup and get food after a 6-hour long drive from hell after getting 4 hours of sleep the night before.

Still kicked the exam’s ass.

My contest is ending tomorrow (2/4/12) around 4pm EST. If you haven't submitted your idea, get on that =p There are a few pretty good ones, but I'm not 100% sold yet, so it's not too late.

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The drive up to Roop's place kiiiinda sucked. New York does not know how to take care of their roads when it snows. It's been lightly snowing all day, and you'd think they would have their shit taken care of, but I was seriously driving on white for a solid 20 minutes. Then I go to run a couple errands while I wait for Roop to get out of work, and half the streets aren't shoveled whatsoever... on the main street of a fairly urban area. Jersey always has its shit together, and it snows more up here so you think they would be better prepared... Tsk tsk, NY.