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General | Posted 8 years agoHey, guys.
I have ideas I just -need- drawn.
Know anyone who is open for commissions - not ones I have to be in a stream for - who can help me bring a character to life that I don't have existing art for?
I have ideas I just -need- drawn.
Know anyone who is open for commissions - not ones I have to be in a stream for - who can help me bring a character to life that I don't have existing art for?
Whoring myself out!
General | Posted 8 years agoPervert. You just came here because you wanted to fuck a poodle.
BAITED! MASTER BAITED!
No, this is a different kind of self-whoring - I'm doing crappy youtube vids and I'm trying to get some kind of exposure, so I figure I'll make it known to the few people who enjoy the art that I post. Because there's totally overlap between hyper endowed shemales and Let's Plays, right?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ.....Z6E-UNS2crk_5A
I'm -trying- to get into the habit of daily uploads, so there should always be low-tier gameplay for you to enjoy!
BAITED! MASTER BAITED!
No, this is a different kind of self-whoring - I'm doing crappy youtube vids and I'm trying to get some kind of exposure, so I figure I'll make it known to the few people who enjoy the art that I post. Because there's totally overlap between hyper endowed shemales and Let's Plays, right?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ.....Z6E-UNS2crk_5A
I'm -trying- to get into the habit of daily uploads, so there should always be low-tier gameplay for you to enjoy!
Keeping in touch.
General | Posted 10 years agoHey all! Been a while.
Things are okay, here. Been up and down and 'meh' all over! But, I just wanted to let you know about a few things, in case you were curious. Number one is my twitch channel! I do games with people and I just recently got a better microphone so now I sound only as bad as my voice naturally does! Yay?
www.twitch.tv/poodleprincess
Two, I have a discord channel, and it's the best way to stay in touch with me! Here's a permalink, below, in case you wanna be able to keep in touch!
https://discord.gg/0kSan6DH7CTMZY0s
Things are okay, here. Been up and down and 'meh' all over! But, I just wanted to let you know about a few things, in case you were curious. Number one is my twitch channel! I do games with people and I just recently got a better microphone so now I sound only as bad as my voice naturally does! Yay?
www.twitch.tv/poodleprincess
Two, I have a discord channel, and it's the best way to stay in touch with me! Here's a permalink, below, in case you wanna be able to keep in touch!
https://discord.gg/0kSan6DH7CTMZY0s
A little, much needed, update about...
General | Posted 10 years agoMyself, really.
I know what few of you who are following me on here are doing it because you've all been taken by the art that appears on here - let's face it, I'm not the only one who gets super excited about that much reindeer being dolled up in a maid outfit. Therein lies the issue, though. I no longer really feel like Torbera embodies me anymore. I did a lot of soul searching on that very topic a long time ago, and I've only really talked about it to people really, exceptionally close to me.. and everyone else I've tried to talk to about it I kinda muzzled myself before I could get started. Sorry about that. Those of you worried about my figure changing - no, it's not. No matter what or who I am, it's still gonna be a quarter ton of fun. That said, I've decided I'm really more... of a poodle. I feel they match up with who I am a lot more. SO, one day - don't hold your breath - I plan on getting more accurate representation of me on here so you guys can continue to swoon over the biggest maid 'round these parts.
The bleh news aside, I felt like also sharing this: I have been twitch.tv streaming the new game, Quiplash - is it a coincidence that it's so good AND came out on my birthday? It's a game that really supports the medium - up to 10,000 people can join in on each and every game. I'd really like it if some of you came by the stream some time and played with me - you don't even need to own it! My copy and stream lets all of you play, for free, with me! I'll try and throw up a journal when I'm gonna be streaming, but the best way to know is follow me on twitch and you'll get an automatic notice. I try to stream twice or thrice a week, so there's always time for a game! However, I'm just never online on Friday - off recording the podcast I'm in - or Saturday - my group of friends meets up to play tabletop rpgs for 18~ hours.
http://www.twitch.tv/poodleprincessWelp.
General | Posted 10 years agoBirthday came, birthday went.
None of my dreams were fulfilled.
None of my dreams were fulfilled.
I have decided...
General | Posted 10 years agoFor my birthday this year - the 30th of June, for those who are unawares - I have decided that I'm gonna try - for the 100th time in a row - to simply get cash for it. The reason being? I need a new 'daily wear' collar as mine is getting a mite dirty and worn. So, I'm gonna save up and get myself a damn perfect one! However, being the fat bitch I am, I can't just order one that I like - 'cause, fuck, I found one I LOVE - so I'm gonna do my best to order one as close to it as I can. Probably gonna hit up the fellow who my mate, Len, hired to make my last collar and see if he can't get one close to it. And, hell, if I manage to save up enough dosh, I'm gonna get a matching leash, too~!
LET'S SEE MY FRIENDS GET OUT OF TAKING ME FOR WALKS NOW! NO MORE EXCUSES!
LET'S SEE MY FRIENDS GET OUT OF TAKING ME FOR WALKS NOW! NO MORE EXCUSES!
I wish...
General | Posted 10 years ago...I wasn't bad at art. Or writing. Or music. Or anything, really. I really wish I could do commissions, that's, like, the coolest way in the world to make money.
And, y'know, money is good. It does things for you, like food. And clothes. And Bloodborne. AUGH HOW I WANT THAT! Also pays for you to not have a shitty time at conventions you're being drug off to.
Le sigh.
And, y'know, money is good. It does things for you, like food. And clothes. And Bloodborne. AUGH HOW I WANT THAT! Also pays for you to not have a shitty time at conventions you're being drug off to.
Le sigh.
Why didn't this exist sooner?!
General | Posted 11 years agoSeriously, these are adorable. I wish I'da known about them for my birthday! I'd rather have this than a real cake!
http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish.....+Birthday+Cake
Or this one!
http://www.squishable.com/mm5/merch.....vet_cupcake_15
OR, HOLY FUCK, THIS ONE!
http://www.squishable.com/pc/comfor.....ort+Food+Toast
YEAH TOAST!
Q _ Q I wish I had space for stuffies.
http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish.....+Birthday+Cake
Or this one!
http://www.squishable.com/mm5/merch.....vet_cupcake_15
OR, HOLY FUCK, THIS ONE!
http://www.squishable.com/pc/comfor.....ort+Food+Toast
YEAH TOAST!
Q _ Q I wish I had space for stuffies.
10/10
General | Posted 11 years agoDid you know...
General | Posted 11 years ago... the last day of the month is my birthday? Its true!
So, consider this advance warning so you can scrape up the usual donation.
Yeah, right.
All I'm getting is old.
... and my collar. Hee, best present, that.
So, consider this advance warning so you can scrape up the usual donation.
Yeah, right.
All I'm getting is old.
... and my collar. Hee, best present, that.
Bravely Default
General | Posted 11 years agoAnyone out there play this?
I need friends on in, so, y'know, send me your friend codes.
I need more labor to rebuild the city!
I need friends on in, so, y'know, send me your friend codes.
I need more labor to rebuild the city!
I'm the best kind of derp.
General | Posted 11 years agoGuys. Do you know how awesome I am?
Some of you might have an idea, but let me elaborate.
I hurt myself while orgasming.
Like, seriously, fucked up my back and my neck and my arms for like a day and a half.
I had one of those orgasms that just makes your whole body give way... and I was standing while getting off, so I over-tensed to keep upright, and, well...
Some of you might have an idea, but let me elaborate.
I hurt myself while orgasming.
Like, seriously, fucked up my back and my neck and my arms for like a day and a half.
I had one of those orgasms that just makes your whole body give way... and I was standing while getting off, so I over-tensed to keep upright, and, well...
Hype~!
General | Posted 12 years agoAnyone seen this game, yet? Got any experience with it? It looks bad ass.
I waaaaaant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f0QtjuiMd4
I waaaaaant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f0QtjuiMd4
Best School Day Ever.
General | Posted 12 years agoSeriously. Fuck. I wanted this school day to never end.
Today was my 'boring' day.
I get to school at 8:30 am, and don't have a class until 1:15 pm.
I took a bus to Target, bought some necessities, bussed back to school. Was -right- on time for all of my rides!
Came back to school, had lunch. During lunch, saw people playing Zombie Fluxx.
As I was done, I was -going- to go back to the car and get my bag out of my friend's car.
Stopped by the Fluxx players, commented on how fun that all looked. They invited me to play with.
Won both games I played.
Then we played 'Small World'.
I got second, out of four.
Then we played 'Two Rooms and a Boom'.
I think my team won twice, and lost once. Good, good.
THEN I played two games of Magic: The Gathering. Don't have my own deck, used someone else's. Never looked at the deck composition.
Won the first with tons of flair, lost the second with terrible crushing pain.
Realized I missed my only class that day.
Left.
Want to repeat, over and over.
Today was my 'boring' day.
I get to school at 8:30 am, and don't have a class until 1:15 pm.
I took a bus to Target, bought some necessities, bussed back to school. Was -right- on time for all of my rides!
Came back to school, had lunch. During lunch, saw people playing Zombie Fluxx.
As I was done, I was -going- to go back to the car and get my bag out of my friend's car.
Stopped by the Fluxx players, commented on how fun that all looked. They invited me to play with.
Won both games I played.
Then we played 'Small World'.
I got second, out of four.
Then we played 'Two Rooms and a Boom'.
I think my team won twice, and lost once. Good, good.
THEN I played two games of Magic: The Gathering. Don't have my own deck, used someone else's. Never looked at the deck composition.
Won the first with tons of flair, lost the second with terrible crushing pain.
Realized I missed my only class that day.
Left.
Want to repeat, over and over.
[Raffle Journal] Win a PS4? Yes!
General | Posted 12 years ago[Pimpin' Journal] Free Icons~!
General | Posted 12 years agoStahp.
General | Posted 12 years agoStahp it, please.
I don't wanna hear about the new pokeymanz.
I cannot afford them, and hearing of it only makes me sad.
'cause I want 'em.
Please don't make me a sad deer.
I don't wanna hear about the new pokeymanz.
I cannot afford them, and hearing of it only makes me sad.
'cause I want 'em.
Please don't make me a sad deer.
A random thought of the day.
General | Posted 12 years agoI want a sweater dress.
True story.
They're both cozy AND sexy.
True story.
They're both cozy AND sexy.
HNNNNNNNNG!
General | Posted 12 years agoFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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Disgaea D2 came out today. I got it.
So, goodbye. I'll be in the Netherworld if anyone needs me.
HNNNNNG OH GOD LAHARL-SAMA LET ME BE YOUR BITCH I'LL BE GOOD I SWEAR!
Q_Q
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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Disgaea D2 came out today. I got it.
So, goodbye. I'll be in the Netherworld if anyone needs me.
HNNNNNG OH GOD LAHARL-SAMA LET ME BE YOUR BITCH I'LL BE GOOD I SWEAR!
Q_Q
The Bloopness.
General | Posted 12 years agoIt is my birthday for the next 23 hours.
I just turned 24.
GIVE ME THINGS BECAUSE I SUFFERED THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR OF LIFE!
RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWR!
Or something.
I just turned 24.
GIVE ME THINGS BECAUSE I SUFFERED THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR OF LIFE!
RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWR!
Or something.
Bleh.
General | Posted 12 years agoMy berfdey is coming. Last day of the month.
I dun wanna be older~!
I dun wanna be older~!
[Pimpin' Journal] Awesomesauce
General | Posted 12 years ago
EveryonesFangirlThis one be doin' some freebies for nice people, to get some practice in. Why not spread the word, eh?
Go, give it a look. Right here!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4642917/
Augh.
General | Posted 12 years agoI just realized something obvious:
I seriously need a character ref. People keep buying me arts, then I go "Dur... I, uh, 'm not that way."
Balls.
I seriously need a character ref. People keep buying me arts, then I go "Dur... I, uh, 'm not that way."
Balls.
Ngh.
General | Posted 13 years agoSERIOUSLY.
Is it bad I only wanna get a job so I can buy myself things?
Y'know, I don't want anything outta life.
Dinky little apartment.
Hell, I'll walk/bus everywhere.
I'll even live off balogna sammiches.
I just. Want. Shiny. Things.
The things I would do to spontaneously have 250$ right about now.
Would make the next SIX GODDAMN WEEKS I have to take care of my mother better.
Ugh.
Ngh.
Fuck.
Is it bad I only wanna get a job so I can buy myself things?
Y'know, I don't want anything outta life.
Dinky little apartment.
Hell, I'll walk/bus everywhere.
I'll even live off balogna sammiches.
I just. Want. Shiny. Things.
The things I would do to spontaneously have 250$ right about now.
Would make the next SIX GODDAMN WEEKS I have to take care of my mother better.
Ugh.
Ngh.
Fuck.
