Me and my nightmares, and sleep in general, have a very interesting relationship.

I've noticed that I often have dreams that would be considered intolerably nightmarish to others sometimes, and far far lesser dreams have woken me up and kept me from going back to sleep when I was younger, but now, I've noticed that I feel nothing when I sleep. Granted, it's peaceful, restful, but I found that I simply feel no pain, joy, or any sensation what so ever when I sleep. And, anything I could draw from the experience comes well after I've woken up and thought about what I just experienced. But, really, there is no experience to take away from my dreams, it's the most unique feeling in the world honestly, something I could never have in real life. It's complete apathy, it feels like a void inside, and I can't even create the emotions I've just watched happening by thinking about them even after I wake up (but, it has always been difficult for me to really think and feel at the same time--it's usually one or the other). The best I can put it to words is, it feels like I was a book, an inanimate object, unliving, with things scribbled on my pages. Its completely objective information.

So, I guess the two unique things about my nightmares, and dreams in general, is that I can not be hurt or harmed by any means possible. I'm literally invincible, and hilariously aware of this “problem” when I'm dreaming. I've even had a dream about how I was trying to prove to a cop that I've been getting stabbed repeatedly by this crazy Asian woman but had no marks to prove it. What's also unique about that, is that you would think that with God Mode activated at all times I'd just prance around and destroy all nubs in my dreams, but that isn't the case either. I often face opponents and obstacle even more indomitable as me (like massive hells beasts or tornadoes and floods), and I still feel (well act--I don't feel) as moral, weak, and vulnerable as anyone else in my dreams, despite the fact that everything deadly will happen to them and not me. I very often even take on submissive roles in my stories, and let the more experienced characters take on leadership roles, since I often don't know what the hell I'm doing or supposed to do when I'm thrown into a world filled with monsters.
The second odd thing is that I can't wake up from these sometimes terrible images and happenings. That sounds cruel, but its oddly not, given the fact that nothing can hurt me in my dreams and I feel nothing about it after I wake up. Except, pure awe and confusion at what just happened.

I guess what provoked me to write all this is the last dream I just had and a very new and weird experience for me. It was the first time I've had it where I didn't know that I woke up, and reality blended with the dream world seamlessly (err... rather vice versa). I've had it several times where the outside elements of real life (sounds and smells) intrude upon my dreams (like sirens going off irl, and suddenly I'm riding a fuckin firetruck through a random elevated highway over the forest that I was just in, and it all makes no sense why). But, this time, I... apparently, woke up looking at a moving shape in a curtain.
In my dream... it was very long and complicated, but to get to my point... I fled up a tower that was in all actuality a massive jungle gym, looking down on the silhouette of some sorta hell rhino, four cars large, and it had odd legs as multiple as those on a millipede proportionately. We were trapped up there, it said it smelt blood, and I thought it was going to push over our sanctuary. Then suddenly, our (I was with someone... a leadership type person) tower started moving on the sand and ground on three massive tank treads, leaving long trails in the dirt behind it, the rhino perused, and then everything started fading into consciousness. I found out that I was actually looking at a dark spot on a curtain which turned out to be the overhead silhouette of the hell rhino, and the slow movements of the tower were the slow movements of the curtain on the breeze, with the plain of the curtain being the overhead plain of the ground. Logically none of these shapes and movements really matched up or should have equaled what I was dreaming up certainly... but it was just really weird to suddenly notice that you weren't dreaming anymore, with your eyes open and staring at something that slowly stopped being what you were seeing.

I guess my questions is, does, or has anyone had experiences like this (E.i. Total lack of emotions and feeling when dreaming/waking up without knowing it)?



Some people would think I'm incredibly lucky I imagine, to never have a bad dream, to always pretty much be able to get uninterrupted sleep (although I'm a light sleeper). Hell, I admit that my dreams are the single most inspiring aspect of my artistic life, the only thing to make me feel like an artist and even a little bit of a genius inside (vain much?). My dreams are so unspeakably detailed and atmospheric, and often incredibly plot and story driven too. And, despite my lack of any physical or emotional connection to my dreams (although I do believe my dreams feed me information about myself), the real nightmare would be if I was one of those people that hardly dreamed... in my opinion.



Please, just share your thoughts on all this. Dreams are one of the most interesting and unexplored frontiers, imo.


( Zahzu <(I'm in ur journalz, hakx0rin ur account!) )

I'm at my dorm now, with regular internet access so, expect me to come outta lurking a bit.

I spent some time hanging out with my good friend and feeling like part of the family, so I'm really appreciative about all that. Saw some castle ruins, and...

Anyways, blah blah... just a heads up. Hi again.

Alright, I'm off to the airport. For those who didn't read the last journal I'm going to Poland for a year to attend school there. It'll be moving into my dorm on the 28th of September, so... until then I'm not gonna have internet on my own. I'll talk to you then guys.

Take care.

So, most of you probably didn't know this, but I've been putting together my applications and working my ass off so I can study in Krakow, Poland for a year. It was a hellish process at times, but I've been accepted and all I need to do now is get my travel visa in.

Today I'm driving to Chicago to put in my application for that, and that should be that.

After I put that in, I'll be chillin' with hibbary for a little bit so I should be pretty afk for about a week, right before I head out to Poland on September 4th.

School starts on October 1st, but I'll be vacationing in Prague before that, aaaaaand I have no idea how my internet situation will be before school.

So expect a very afk and busy Bryan for the next month and a half.

Thanks for all the support of my works, take care.

What ever happened to that?

You're probably going to think waaaay less of me.

But I'm X right now... (Tatiana I know you've just now lost all respect for me.)

I wanted to draw some artwork on it... but christ... its not a psychodelic drug... it just really opens your sense to everyting.

All my artistic life I wanted to draw something on some wierd drug... but they aren't that safe and Xis relatively sfe I guess.

Anyways... if I draw something... I'll post it.

Have fun all... tell me about your drug experiences, and forgive me if you think less of me... I just, am the kinda guy that needs to try something once, if its in a controlled environment of course. Anyways.... what drug,, how'd you react to it, etc?

Also, since its feel good hour, tell me about what your favorite sexual possitions are... what you think is most exciting... and are big nipples and areolas hawt or not? I love it when you see massive dark nipples on a smaller breast... or at leat a huge nipple to boob ratio. Nipples are so sexy because some women can actually get an orgasm fom nipple play alone... awesome...... plus... foreplay is essential for a woman. You have to please her greatly before any vaginal stuff... I'm not satified unless I've given her at least one oral orgasm first... ahd won't ejacuate unless I've gotten the vaginal one too.

Ignore any typos guys sorry
I can't even read this back to myself

But really, I know all women are created differently, but I could really use some sexual advice from the women... even the men here... and are toys really able to completely replace a man...
Even tell me what you max dick size preferance is...

Thanks all...

Maybe I'll make some art like this... that was the original intent... but I really like talking right now.

Okay guys, I'm pretty much off of it now, but let the discussion continue... its nice to actually have activity and interesting topics on this page.

This is a pretty rare opportunity to get your hands on my artwork. Considering I've never sold my artwork before—commissions or otherwise.

First and foremost, I'm gonna tell you all that I’m not extremely affordable. I'm a bit sad to say it, but my work doesn't fall within everyone's price range. I can be flexible though, and we can figure out some compromises with prices, but don't expect my prices to fall below minimum wages ($8 an hour).

— All artwork will be graphite pencil work.

Until I feel confident in other mediums that is what you will get. I don't want to risk disappointing anyone on the bases of me sucking.

— All sketches are free.

I won't charge you a cent for mulling around ideas, and I will try my very best to please you before we decide what direction to take the final image.

— Paypal only, please.

I might be able to work some other method out with you, but really, you should get a Paypal. It is super groovy and convenient. If you are having issues with payments too, I can try and work things out for you. Just talk to me, I want to work with you.

— Half payment up front.

Or, at least something. I'll work with you on this, but I don't want to invest as much time as I do on an image and then get burned. Oh, man, teh raeg.

— I ship anywhere for free.

Upon completion of payment I'll ship anywhere for free, including international. If you want insurance on your package I will ask for compensation on that particular fee.

— I will draw a lot of things, but not everything.

Please, don't ask me to draw in “such-and-such” style. I assume if you are commissioning me, that you are commissioning me based on my own merits and unique flavor in artwork. Plus, I blow at other styles, believe me. ;_;
I'll attempt almost anything you can think off, but keep in mind that particularly unusual requests and/or subjects that I am not familiar with may result in images that are not as neatly refined as some of the rest of my artwork. I won’t charge you extra based on my frustrations, but it might not be everything you hoped for.
I'm pretty cool with pin-ups, seductive poses, and soft-core images in generally, but I'm simply not comfortable or confident in my ability to draw hardcore drawings. :\ Thank you.
I will try my best to work with you, but, of course, I have the right to deny any commission request. If it becomes apparent that we cannot reach a compromise on an image, you might want to commission me for an entirely different idea, or perhaps simply seek out another artist.

— Be specific.

Details don't scare me, but if you aren't specific, or give me the go ahead to take my artistic liberties, you will get what you get. Traditional artworks are nearly impossible to edit on a significant level. Minor edits (if possible) are okay, but any major edits (if possible) will probably result in a lot of work, and cost extra, and might even ruin the image. If you are a picky personality, be as specific as possible from the very get-go in the areas that you care about.

— My artwork looks better in person.

I really can't stress this enough—scanners suck. I can almost promise you that you will be satisfied with the quality of pencil work when you view it for yourself. Which I hope may help justify my prices a bit.

Prices:

$35 = 1 sketchy fullbody character.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2012177/
$75 = 1 refined fullbody character.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2960746
$100 = 1 refined fullbody character + simple/moderately complex background.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1500878/
$125 = 1 refined fullbody character + moderately/very complex background.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1132971/
$150 = 2 refined fullbody characters.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1132966/
$175 = 2 refined fullbody characters + simple/moderately complex background.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1958393/
$200 = Extremely refined fullbody character.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1561489/
$250 = Extremely refined fullbody character + background.
(no present example)

— These are just general pricings, and I also hold the ability to adjust pricings on a case by case basis.

These prices are simply estimates for the purposes of determining initial payments. I work on an $8 an hour basis and I charge that much. For example, if I charge $75 for "1 fullbody character" portrait that means I'm expecting to put 9 hours of work into the image. You would pay me something like $40 to start (five hours work) and if I only took 5 hours to do the work (unlikely, since you are paying for more work than that and expect refined result) you wouldn't be expected to pay the rest. On the plus side, if I worked 12 hours on the image ($96 of work), which is actually pretty likely, I wouldn't charge you any more than $75 which is my price cap, unless it was taking just an insane amount of time which would push it up to the range of an "Extremely refined fullbody character".
I can work cheaper than these stated prices too, but you'll simply get less bang for your buck (i.e. simple bust, or lineart drawing, etc). Also, lets say you want 2 characters plus a background but can only pay $75, right? I can work that out for you too, but you could expect the work to be much more gestural and unrefined, etc.

Welp, I'm a little strapped for cash.

So... Who, mayhaps, may be interested in commissioning me?

I warn you that my prices are a bit on the luxury level, but you'd have the advantage of receiving a bonafide real life drawing to hang on your wall. OH BOY!

I can also guarantee that my drawings are a lot, lot better looking in real life, and I think that might justify the pricing a bit once you see my work in person.

An example of pricing would be something like this:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2960746 = $75 (it would be on better paper, which would mean smoother, cleaner textures)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1500878/ = $85 (would also on better paper)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1132971/ = $125
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1132966/ = $150
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1958393/ = $175
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1561489/ = $225

Brazilians... GOING GREENER.

An article about how you can save up to 5,000 liters of water a year by... peeing in the shower, is charmingly characterized in this advert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1BNhCJU0ow&feature=player_embedded#t=45

That’s a shit ton of yellow for being so green. :|

This is... beyond uncivilized... it is... barbaric. :C I know sometimes, when you gotta go you just gotta go, but peeing in the shower isn't something I would consider an act of propriety, in fact, last I remember, I'm pretty sure the exact opposite is true.

It's mostly busy work and I'm hoping it won't get to be out of ctrl as things start to bcum sum srs bsns.

Anyways, I have all of one art class. It's retard lvl art 101. Where I draw shoes with my eyes closed or someshit all in the name of progress. I have to do 5 sketchbook drawing a week (expected to be about 3 hours work) and two of those I get to draw whatever I want. So, of course, I just draw one topless faggot lemur girl stabbing herself in the chest drawing for about 7 hours instead--and I'm still only half done.

But, it's still fun.

The rest of my classes kinda piss me off. Polish class should be okay once we get past the basic few things that I already know.

Welp, I'll upload some shit sometime when I fell like it. That one wide-eyed stabby lemur chick should turn out pretty cool when I'm done.


FA IS MYSPACE!!

DEAL.

Poland was fuckin awesome. It was way better than I expected and I got to do a lot of cool shit.  riftryu and  PeterRabbit are the best Polish girls around. The highlights of the trip are probably climbing a mountain, and going to Slovakia too, and I saw a cave and some castle. BUT ESPECIALLY, seeing Rifty's dreams come true when she got to see lemurs and anteaters up close. :3

If you aren't already watching  riftryu and are reading this, you are WRONG. I can not stress that enough. She is the sweetest, most amazing, unappreciated person and artist I know, and just a down right genius with her hands. She has a lot of good to share, and I encourage you to encourage her in her creations and ideas.

As for  PeterRabbit... Well, she was clever enough to do the near impossible--get me to fall in love. And, I'm very glad it was with her. I've been so cynical about love in the past, I never thought I'd find a girl I could lean on, and I can honestly say I feel lucky. I'm not going to be one of those people that brags about how awesome relationships are and shit, and in our case it isn't that awesome when we have half the world seperating us, but I guess I'm just very thankful it's finally happened to me. She's a brave, intelligent, dependable, patient, and loving woman. I... don't deserve her, and I still can't imagine why she would take a risk on me. I really love her.

I should note: I can see a lot of people critisizing long distance relationships (rightfully so sometimes), including me, but I've seen them work out before, and when you know you truly love someone, it survives. And, shit... loving someone is the hardest thing I know how to do. In my case, the distance is an easy obstical in comparison. Beleive me, I've done hard shit before, I feel bad about being seperaterated, but in this case, distance makes the heart grow fonder.

Alright, enough about that shit.

In recent news, I'm about to start art school. Other classes I have to take are some math classes, probably for two years since I scored horrible on that shit. Goddam math is useless in the real world (don't fuckin kid yourself, unless you are an accountant, you'll never use anything past algebra), so I forgot all that shit. Inversely, I nearly, and I mean nearly, tested out of English (and man that test was retarded and unfair). Ironically, I always hated English class, but it's practical to understand what you are saying and hearing, so I can honestly say that I'm quite motivated with the simple concept of using speech, except more so on my own grounds. It's nothing difficult to practice and use really, unlike dumb fuck math. Maybe I can test outta some of that math shit when I get in, I dunno. Fuck math. Okay, then I have Polish class, which, despite being extremely difficult, I'm very motivated in learning for quite obvious reasons. I never found a good motivation when I was younger for learning and practice another language, so I just kind of worked on the one I already knew, but now that I'm older and can count four native speakers of Polish as friends. I think I can get excited about this type of thing now. The rest is like, some random requisits that I forgot what they are.

And, to conclude, I'm moved into a new appartment (I'll be leaving to live in there soon). I won't have internet for a little while I can imagine, but I'm sure you'll manage without me for a bit.

Take it easy now. God Bless.

I've been hyper insane busy recently with moving, figuring out school, and I'm going to Poland soon... and then I start school immediately after that, soooo.... Expect long delays. Like, more than a month of ninja vanishing...

Army training is done... no one missed me... and there are some shitty pr0ns on my bottom FA banner. I feel home again.

For my friends out there, I'm gonna be gone until the 20th with army training.

I entirely expected there not to be internet access, but that's kind of a variable I guess. Right now I'm on some wireless that is goddam expensive unless you pay for the month, but if it looks like I'll have enough personal time and freedom of internet access over these next two weeks, I'll pay the stupid monthly fee.

For now, you can catch me until the end of today I suppose.

Take care.

My friend has recently left the internet, and with her, my commitment to this site. I've made it relatively clear before that she was the reason I was active here, so that I could connect with her artistically, and now because she's gone you will see significantly less activity in me here too. Not to seem unappreciative but that was my promise, and if anyone is a man of his word, it's me.

I use my DA account regularly so you can keep up with me there.

Take care.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lupin.....rserker-bukake

I fuckin promise you it will be boring and suck ass. But, troll me anyways.


EDIT:

All over.

Thanks for join, hope you enjoyed the Vampire Dick.

I got a new job working at the St. Louis Gateway Arch come this Monday. (This big thing: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1684851/)

I'll be working security at the largest national monument in America. And, that's pretty swank.

It probably won't last very long though, since I have other plans with schools that aren't in the area. Oh well though, it'll look nice on a resumé.

Wish me luck.

Furries are on my animal planet. Quick see!

Yes...


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/199...../#cid:14473078

Well not really...

But, I'm just in really shitty health all of a sudden.

I slipped on some ice and totally torqued my legs in like two spots, the knee the worse and it sends shooting pains down my leg anytime I take more than 5 steps.

It's actually kind of a funny story. I was following my cousin out of our grandma's house and I was gonna drive behind him and follow his car home. Riiiight when he gets in his vehicle, I slip at the end of the driveway, not more than 15 ft behind his vehicle.

I'm writhing in pain, afraid to even move as I lat flat on my back literally going "oh gawd, oh gawd, oh gawd..." over and over again. And, after about 10 seconds of laying there he drive off. I'm all like... "Nooooooo." *paws at the air*

Reminds me of Titanic, "Come… come back… come back…"

Hahaha... it's pretty funny. I eventually managed to make it back into my grandma's place as I was quickly surrounded by the rest of my aunts and uncles after responding to my moaning like a camel. Hahah... Eventually I made it outta there all high off adrenaline I suppose but when I went to bed and this morning it feels worse than before. I can't even walk on it. And, I obviously don't have health insurance, but I'm not going to take the same risk I did when I fucked up my arm recently, went in, and it was just a traumatized muscle or something. And, paying that bill wasn't fun. I'm almost positive it isn't some kinda break because that wouldn't make sense with how I fell. I'll wait it out.

Plus, I have a sore throat, watery eyes, and runny nose! Hahaha… good times!

All these people that are your life.
All these people that you cannot touch or know.
It's like an arm that was taken away from you.
It's a phantom limb that never lost it's feeling,
that'll never be there when you need it most.
It's not real.



Not really poetry... not really emo.
--just thoughts I'm too lazy to figure out how to draw out. Kind of a window into how my thought processes go when I'm kept up at night with "inspiration". Feels good to "see it on paper" though.

For all those who have loved ones and families to be with during this holiday, I wish you a happy renewal of the love you should have and share with each other.

For those who are spending this holiday a little more alone, I wish that one day you may find yourself in a very similar kind of company.

It's easy to forget what we have when we have it. It's easy to take the simplest things for granted. And, no one thinks about their shadow until it's gone. So please, cherish the things that you have, and cherish the people even more. I don't care who you are, you are blessed, and you deserve to feel so.

So, be reminded that this is a holiday of giving, but the material part of it is hardly the right idea (as cliché and repeated as that is, it's still so easily forgotten). It's about giving joy to others... and the funny thing about joy is that the more you give, the more you receive. So, please, don't let a little thing like selfishness, fear, and pride hold you back from being the good and joyful person that you want to be. It's in all of us, it's desired and desirable, and if you try to give it to others, you might find a little bit inside yourself.

I'm not a poet, I ramble, and am never able to put my thoughts to words. So, I think I'm just going to shut down my mind a bit and open my heart for this holiday. That seems to work better anyhow.

So, to all of you that feel the way I feel, and even to the ones that don't. I wish you the most heart felt Merry Christmas, and God Bless too.

I drank more than I ever should of and ever have before...

Anyone know of any good techniques on how to purge alcohol from their systems.

I'm drinking water.... but I'd oh god... not fast enough....

I decided not to read this yet so I don't puss out on not doing it. I'm rather a reformed christian now, but I have kind of a past.

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody (Most probably.)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91% Pure...

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (Lost my parents at least!)
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room (pffft)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger (Well what's a stranger? Someone you met in a day?)
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77% (Haha... I'm going to hell in a handbasket at this rate!)

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home. (Bawwwww.)
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi (lolwat?)
36. Bought porn (Technically I suppose... Once I subscribed to a pr0n site, but got rid of it in like... a week after the site sucked.)
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex (Straight as an arrow.)
40. Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried (All the time.)
43. Cried yourself to sleep (I don't remember, it wouldn't have been in a long time.)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself (Not in angst, I'm too stubborn, thoughts of doing that just made me feel weaker than I am.)
46. Shot a gun (Big, armor piercing, full auto ones too. :3)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day (No, I have not.)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (I am...)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (...Amurican.)
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

51. Watched a person die (:\)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (It wasn't just one person around!)
53. Pranked somebody. (Not as often as I'd like.)
54. Put somebody in the hospital (I don't... think so.)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out (Uuuh... I'd have to say yes.)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex (I kissed Gearotter's fatass male cat on my birthday... Oh murrrr....)
57. Dressed punk (Eeeeh... I'd say my style is sorta punk.)
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%

61. Avoided somebody (lol)
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity. (Depends on the kind of celebrity...)
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself (Again... in angst, no.)
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party. (Didn't stay long.)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%

71. Got caught stealing something. (Once... when I was like 5... and I cried for like... the entire day... It was a 5 cent piece of candy I found on the floor too... :C)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (Actually, no.)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant. :3
77. Babysat (Not on purpose, of course.)
78. Been to another country. (Several.)
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (Don't believe in them.)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (wtf?)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day (Notoriously.)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job. (so unpure!!)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. (Football is a man's sport.)
89. Been called a whore. (Not in seriousness, of course.)
90. Danced like a whore. (XD!)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 41%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (seems to be the thing I hear the most, yet, I hate my eye color... it's a dusty blue, ugliest blue there is.)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody. (LOL, who would admit to this!? Jailbait anyone?)
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected. (In some senses of the word.)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

FINAL PERCENT: 36%


So, 36% eh? Better watch out for me.. Ooga booga. Not all of this I consider "unpure"... Some of it is actually kinda funny that it would be considered so... You went bungy jumping? YOU FIEND!!!