• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
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- Name: Lurch
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Male
- Age: 29
- Sign: Aquarius
- Hair color: Brown
- Eye color: Greenish-Brown
- Height: 6'4"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Fagtacular
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• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
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- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Nordstrom, Sears, REI, etc.
- Favorite designer?: Faragamo, English Laundry, Royal Robbins
- What is your sexiest outfit?: LOL, if you like outdoor wear, then... nearly everything.
- What do you usually wear?: See above please.
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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is on sale, I like to change it up.
- What are you listening to right now?: DMB.
- Who is the last person that called you?: My Mom.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Not on.
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Food: Pasta with Parmesan based sauce.
- Girls' names: Victoria, Elaine.
- Boys' names: Jack, Marcus, Duke.
- Subjects in school: Science, only science!
- Animals: Big cats and big dogs!
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given anyone a bath?: Of course!
- Smoked?: Usually do.
- Bungee jumped?: Fuck that.
- Made yourself throw up?: After food poisoning, it was the only thing that made me feel better, though all I had to do was think about it and it worked.
- Skinny dipped?: Once. I really liked it, wish more of my friends were not such wussies and would too.
- Ever been in love?: Still am.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No
- Pictured your crush naked?: Uh, is that not what you are supposed to do?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Depended on who at the time.
- Cried when someone died?: Pass...
- Lied: It is required to get anywhere in this world.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Eh, no.
- Used someone?: Yeah, of course and I am not proud of it.
- Done something you regret?: Yes.
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: RF 2008 shirt, Old Navy jeans, FTL undies and Merrell hikers.
- Desktop picture: Lackadaisy cats!
- CD in player: Nada.
- DVD in player: Also nada.
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You touched: BF.
- Hugged: BF.
- You kissed: BF. Hmm, pattern.
- You IMed: Roomie, Soki.
- Talk to online: Don't remember.
- You sexed it up with: BF.

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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?:*rolls eyes*
- Open-minded?: I try.
- Arrogant?: Yes.
- Insecure?: Yes/no.
- Random?: Eh.
- Hungry?: Thinking of ordering Chinese now...
- Smart?: I don't like to judge that of anyone really, let alone myself.
- Moody?: Up and down like a swing set on the first day of school. Sometimes.
- Organized?: Depends on where, really? No.
- Shy?: No.
- Difficult?: I try not to be but am sometimes.
- Bored easily?: If I am not engineering something or solving a nearly impossible problem I am as bored as an inmate in solitary.
- Obsessed?: As often as possible, things get done that way.
- Angry?: hehe.
- Happy?: Yes.
- Hyper?: No.
- Trusting?: To as many people as I can count on five fingers.

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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In the morning I: Shower, groom, dress, flail about looking for keys, wallet, and whatever I forgot and GTFO.
- Love is: Needed.
- I dream about: LOL, I can't say here.
- Sexual preference: Male. I will leave it at that.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Posture. Really, it is important to me, I don't know why.
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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
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- Coke or Pepsi: Coke absolutely.
- Flowers or candy: Neither, candy tastes crappy unless it is some fine European chocolate. Flowers die. I'd prefer a nice houseplant like a fern.
- Tall or short: Don't really care.

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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes you laugh the most: Eddie Izzard.
- Makes you smile: Parents, they are so cool.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Hmmm....

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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Been curious, but I like man bits.
- Wish you were younger?: Never. I enjoy growing older.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Has happened, but I try to realize that hurtful things like that are often not meant and if they are, I probably should take it better myself.

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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Twice really bad. People close to me know why.
- Of guys I've kissed: Shit I dunno.
- Of girls I've kissed: Feh? I dunno.
- Of Cd's I own: 100ish?
- Of scars on my body: Probably 20-30 or so. Most are quite minor but 2 are from non domestic animals, any guesses? One animal really big, and one really tiny!

To all you ignorant morons that don't know what really happened with the recent dog sex articles, shut the fuck up. You don't know what happened. Don't be part of the problem and think that anything the media says is true. There are other things at work here. While you all think Mr. Whitson is the one and only one to blame here, just know that it was two other furries, (who I really should out, just fucking tempt me, I dare you) that are responsible for the damn media finding out.

Keep that shit out of our fandom!

The reason that this kind of thing is such a problem is because of the way you ignorant people react to media, and thusly post in this thread. Dragoneer actually posted a well written, articulated journal venting his thoughts because it needed to be said. This does not need to turn into a "Zoos are fucking gross" "we even stood up for the dogs and turned that sick fuck in" "pets being abused like this" kind of argument.

I think the message here is if you are going to do things that are not going to be well understood by the general public, that when you get caught, DON'T FUCKING OUT THE FANDOM AS SOME KIND OF EXCUSE YOU STUPID BITCH!

You know who you are.

And I am sure as hell not talking about Mr. Whitson

Idiots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

I just bought mine and am trying to fucking figure out how to use this ridiculous piece of god damn ass backwards motherfucking cunt waffle piece of ass gasket.

Taken from foxer421

Where are you staying?
Doubletree Inn

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Roaming the hotel, at the dances and parties!

With whom will you be?
I decline to answer, but you know who you are.

Do you do free art?
No.

Do you do trades?
Depends.

Do you do commissions?
Fursuit, yes.

Do you have prints/ CDs ?
Noper5.

What suits will you have?
Malakai.

What is your gender?
I am a dude.

How old are you?
28

How tall are you?
6'4"

Can I touch you?
Let’s see. No. Do you want to die?

Can I talk to you?
Absolutely, I would love to!

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Just one please.

Can I give you lots of money?
I won’t say no!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A few can, again you know who you are.

Are you nice?
I can be a dickhead at times, but I usually need to be provoked. I am nice by default!

What I love:
Cars, trucks, things, fire, guns, porn, food, beer, stuffs, and junk. Fursuits, art, and more junk.

What I hate:
Mean people, too much drama, assholes, people with motives, liars, mooches, bums, and lousy con artists.