So... how does one go about meeting local furries?

I've tried going to a furmeet before, but I'm terrible at meeting people that way. x.x

Totally stolen from  su-al!

I choose:

1. Amulyo - Female Saluki, billionairess CEO of Paragon Enterprises.
2. Charle Perange - Male Golden Retriever, doctor specialising in andrology and gastroenterology.
3. Roxanne Price - Female Bat, doctor specialising in neurology, working for Charle Perange.


1. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

1. Amulyo: 28.
2. Charle: 34, going on 35.
3. Roxanne: It isn't very polite to ask a woman her age, now, is it?


2. WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?

1. Amulyo: 5'8".
2. Charle: 5'9".
3. Roxanne: 5'3".


3. DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?

1. Amulyo: I occasionally flaunt my wealth.
2. Charle: I sometimes leave the toilet seat up.
3. Roxanne: Bad habits? You've GOT to be kidding me.


4. ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN?

1. Amulyo: Isn't that a little personal?
2. Charle: Ha!
3. Roxanne: Are you hitting on me?


5. WHO'S YOUR MATE/SPOUSE?

1. Amulyo: Elena Roose, chief archeologist at my museum.
2. Charle: Athena Zamir. And Vivian Best. Aaand Tequila Yata. And possibly Roxanne, though don't tell her I said that.
3. Roxanne: No one... as of yet, anyway.


6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

1. Amulyo: Blueberry!
2. Charle: Rum and raisin.
3. Roxanne: Mmm, sensuous strawberry, baby.


7. HAVE YOU EVER KILLED ANYONE?

1. Amulyo: I'm a pacifist!
2. Charle: Once. Unavoidably, of course.
3. Roxanne: Are you a serious? I'm a doctor! I do the exact opposite!


8. DO YOU HATE ANYONE?

1. Amulyo: Environmental polluters, hunters, and animal abusers.
2. Charle: My insurance people.
3. Roxanne: Charle's insurance people.


9. DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?

1. Amulyo: Of course! My beloved Elly!
2. Charle: Far too many.
3. Roxanne: From time to time.


10. WHAT IS YOUR JOB?

1. Amulyo: CEO, Chairwoman of the Board, Director... you get the idea. I deal in everything from conservation, to archeology, to museums, casinos, and cinema complexes.
2. Charle: Head doctor at Bay View Surgery.
3. Roxanne: General practitioner and neurologist at Bay View Surgery.


11. BOY OR GIRL?

1. Amulyo: ... you really hadn't noticed by now?
2. Charle: Boy, last time I checked...
3. Roxanne: Uh, hello? What exactly do you think THESE are? Watermelons?


12. WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?

1. Amulyo: I listen to some 70's music, or take my dog for a walk.
2. Charle: Have a smoke, or go sleep in a sauna.
3. Roxanne: Put my feet up after a hard day and watch some television.


13. ANY HIDDEN TALENTS NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT?

1. Amulyo: Nothing, really. Damn paparazzi
2. Charle: I know how to fly a biplane, perform acupuncture, and speak fluent Mandarin Chinese.
3. Roxanne: Oh, I'm the dab hand at amateur astronomy.


14. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR?

1. Amulyo: Pale blonde.
2. Charle: Lucious gold.
3. Roxanne: White.

I've just realised that I'm embarrassed to admit that I have a huge crush on Pepe le Pew!

Does anyone else have any characters (cartoon, television, video game, etc) they're embarrassed to have a crush upon?

I'm doing a vague science experiment (in the loosest of terms) to try and find out if there is some sort of ratio between shoulder height (wrist to shoulder) and erect penis size of the human male.

The above investigation follows a series of interesting investigations of mine, that show (at the current sampling level) that all Domestic Dogs have a penis exactly a fourth of their shoulder height (sampled from a Chihuahua, a German Shepherd, and a Great Dane), and that all felines have a penis exactly a twelfth of their shoulder height (sampled from two cats and three lions).

If you wish to help me out with my little bit of scientific nosiness, then please feel free to leave me a comment (or message, preferably, considering it being potentially sensitive information, and with less risk of overhyping size!) with the length of:

Your arm (from wrist to the shoulder, including the shoulder)
Erect penis size (from tip to base, measured side-on)

If you want to be really nice, you could throw in your race and/or sexuality, too. Any and all data is helpful!

Asides from that, look forward to a large colouration of my all time favourite piece of furry art in the near future, and I get some volunteers! :)