https://secure.join.me/TifaArtsNow

come along guys!

Mal

Totally a journal to clear out the old one the old one is out of date...

Ask any of my characters a question, they will answer ^^

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3745554/ For Freebies

 malanok for adoptables

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3745554/

Go have a look ^^

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8618667/

Pick which you would like and which of the four three payment methods (only one person is my love)

1 sold is PWYW at least $1
1 traded will be traded for a character/adoptable
1 given to a watcher will be decided soon, comment on my journal to be entered into a raffle like thing
1 given to my love, the lovely  -taylor-

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8618667/

http://lewd-leo.tumblr.com/
I made a tumblr too when  -taylor- did =P

Ask me stuff if you want :3

So, my dad put the router on a timer without talking to me (just stating encase anyone has missed that).

However 2/3 weeks ago he switched off the timer, letting the router run 24/7 finally admitting he was wrong... he didn't actually talk to me, but the thought was there.

Now, last night I accidentally woke my brother up by talking too loud. Rather than talking to me about it and saying "hey, Jake, could you possible only type at night/talk quieter?" he decides to switch the router timer back on. Not even a "hey Jake, I am gonna switch it on because of last night" just does it.

Well, fuck you too.

Thank god for internet dongles.

On the funny side... my insomnia is caused by stress... switching the router off without telling me will make me more stressed... causing my insomnia to get worse... so I am more likely to wake him up... especially as I am feeling rather spiteful at the moment... Good job Scott =D

Mal

P.S I don't know if this is a rant or not, I am grinning like an idiot at the moment x3

P.P.S OH YES I also forgot to mention, I was talking to him earlier today about wedding stuff... which would be harder to talk about? wedding or status of router? XD

Sorry guys, just not really up to it... I will be doing something similar again in the near future though ^^ so keep an eye out =D

Mal

I don't like herms / other mixture of the two genders. I guess this is because I don't understand it...

As such, I will be making a herm character for myself. No, not with the cliché 2134235344 foot penises (and that's the thickness... in miles) but a normal size penis and breasts...

To celebrate this (not certain if that this is something to celebrate, but why not) I will be making four herm chibi characters. No references, just tell me what you want the character to be like in the following format:

Colours: up to four
Species: generic ones only (ie, cat/dog/dragon etc, nothing like "hairless east Taiwanese leaping razor moose")
Description: one descriptive word (ie, Angelic, daemonic, ditsy, fluffy, tall, short)

Colour:
Species:
Description:

So... this is not first come first served... although I probably will only get one or two takers on this... it is just what I feel like ^^;

Mal

P.S I might do more than I have said, but probably not

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1. Lockness - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8525591
2.thegravekeeper - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8526167/
3. angellusm - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8532975/

IMO is my lovely Tiffanee, aka  -taylor-

So go to her page and give her tips or buy a commission or 30 (going by Angel's habits here =P)

Seriously though guys, money would be amazing ^^;

T-mobile/Orange is terrible.

Their website, official documents and/or customer support staff, lie.

Get to phone Trading standards tomorrow or Tuesday... that will be fun.

Mal

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/novascoti.....;_trksid=p3686

:3

I can promise you they are both in full working order and are awesome games :3

Mal

P.S Enjoy!

Currently my brother is selling Pokemon silver (saves still working due to recent battery change)
Go have a look!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/novascoti.....;_trksid=p3686

Mal

I hope that you see this

please let it happen ... <3

I am getting excited... counting the eggs before they hatch, I know, but OMG <3!

I hate it here. I am back less than 2 days and I wish I were anywhere but here. Dad lies to me and I believe is trying to push me and Tiffanee apart. He pretends to be supportive but is always so hostile in his tone of voice.

As for the router, he lies to me or purposely doesn't tell me things. When I make suggestions or reason with him, he gets stubborn and thinks he is right. The router which he has at the moment overheats, therefore needs to be switched off daily. Routers are supposed to be left on for months at a time to improve it and allow firmware updates. He abuses the fact he brought a shitty router, making it switch off from 11 (he said 1 in the morning, then 12, and let me find out yesterday when I got disconnected from Tiffanee mid sentence). His excuse for this is that it will help with my insomnia, but in actuality he is just making my depression worse and making me lose faith in him as a father. I am already too scares to talk to him without getting Tiffanee to badger me into it. As I said before it feels like he is trying to separate me and Tiffanee; I really don't want him to be at the wedding or reception.

It is no secret I am underweight, yet he keeps nothing in the house to eat except the bare minimum, I am almost always hungry and I feel guilty when I do have a snack or even a biscuit.

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I would like to say that my dad is a good man, just I do not see eye to eye with him, and as much as I love him, I do not like him.

I need £10 to get SR3 for my love
I need this before the 4th of June.

Make me an offer for the £10 and I will (most likely) take it.

Mal

And although this might not be incentive, I will so one animated chibi or two non animated chibi's for whoever buys one (if you by both, obviously double the amount of chibis from me)

If you don't want chibis from me... well... then... say so, I don't mind... As long as gets those commissions I will be over the moon!


Mal

Have you ever heard of  trustedartists?

I hadn't until today while pottering around, but I think it would help a lot of people out. If you have had a commission from  -taylor- and/or  firefly8083 (which you are happy with) please recommend them, I did not see them on the list.

To recommend someone send a note to that group with the following template:
(Title of note) Recommendation: *artist name*
Name:
FurAffinityURL:
Reason:

Thanks for reading and for possibly recommending my friend,

Mal

If the balls don't touch, it isn't gay, right?

you will need 1 sock, 1 elastic/rubber band

1. put sock over balls
2. secure using elastic/rubber band
3. sex, the balls will never touch each other (due to sock barrier), so two guys can have sex without it being gay

Mal

P.S 4. say "No homo" to confirm it is not gay

Look at the character on the far right:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7799385/

Now this one:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7755789/

Damned close, isn't it? (not a rant, don't worry, I can clearly see they are different =P)

the chibi I designed with a pinup + rights to the character can change anything etc: $15
Current bid for the similar design character, one picture, assume can change anything... same as above really in most respects: $85 (correct at time of posting)

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Well... Well done CookieHana and congrats =D

Post a fetish/kink in a comment, and I'll reply telling you if it turns me on or off!

Lets see how this all turns out ^-^

(stolen from )

http://www.livestream.com/taylorstales?t=826684

Me, Tiffanee and Kimmy are on call and Tiffanee is streaming =D