Sometimes it's healthy to rant a little.... so take this and list 15 things you hate. They can be silly, serious, or srs bsns. Keep it somewhat short!

1. People who resort to insulting people's mothers. If you ran out of insults and need to go that far, you need to get stabbed.
2. People who get angry at other people for no real reason except being contradicted.
3. TWITARDS. Good GODS, the Twitards!
4. Homophobes.
5. Men who beat women. If you need to assert your masculinity by beating up someone you should respect, I got bad news for you, buddy.
6. People who hurt animals.
7. People who say animals are stupid beasts. My best friend for all of grade school was a dog, and I had to hold his head as he died. If you tell me that to my face (in real life, of course. Online, there's nothing I can do about it.), you'd better be ready to get stabbed.
8. Mindless adherence to society's rules. If you do something just because "everyone else is doing it", you deserve a good smack upside the head.
9. Overly long rants. Yes, I'm a bit hypocritical on this one.
10. Cheaters. At ANYTHING.
11. N00bs. For the love of God, Thor, Ormagöden and Cthulhu, read a site's rules before doing shit!
12. Valentine's day. Just hate it.
13. Prissy, self-righteous bitches. I'm no saint, but at least I'm honest enough to know I've got my spot in Hell.
14. The cheerleader stereotype. I don't even feel like delving too much into this one.
15. Myself. Self-loathing issues FTW!

Stolen from  malek-monster. Go take a look at her gallery. NAO.

Going on a fily trip till Sunday afternoon. So no Internet till then. See ya then!

Did this about a year ago when I stole it from  demonnyuu. I feel it's time for a revamp, with a focus on the L-Morphs.

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Persona Dramatica:

1. Cthylla
2. Shantak-Boy
3. Sporio
4. Dana
5. Ghani

Q&A
1. How old are you?
- Cthylla: I was ancient by the time you were born, meatbag.
- Shantak-boy: This body is around 16 years old, I think.
- Sporio: Grargh! (I'm not sure, we Dark Young don't age as you do)
- Dana: Eh, who gives two shits?
- Ghani: I am 17 years old.


2. What's your height?
- Cthylla: 176 cm, more or less.
- Shantak-Boy: It keeps changing.
- Sporio: Grawr! (Around 188 cm.)
- Dana: 168 cm.
- Ghani: 165 cm.

3. Are you a virgin?
- Cthylla: No.
- Shantak-Boy: Insofar, yes.
- Sporio: Growl... (Yes, I am.)
- Dana: No, no I'm not.
- Ghani: Err... that is... yes. I am...

4. Who's your mate/spouse?
- Cthylla: Nobody, but...
- Shantak-Boy: No suitable mate is in sight.
- Sporio: Grargh! (I have nobody to call my own.)
- Dana: Someday you'll be mine, Mistress Cthylla...
- Ghani: Nobody.

5. Do you have any kids?
- Cthylla: No.
- Shantak-Boy: Nah.
- Sporio: Greherl... (I am a virgin, remember?)
- Dana: I'm... honestly not sure.
- Ghani: What!? No!


6. What's your favorite food?
- Cthylla: I think sushi is tasty.
- Shantak-Boy: I blame it on this body's previous owner, but tacos taste good.
- Sporio: Grah! (I'm a big fan of meat.)
- Dana: Mmm... Ice cream...
- Ghani: I'll have to go with... meat.

7. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
- Cthylla: *shrug* Is there a "sanity" flavor?
- Shantak-Boy: I don't like it.
- Sporio: Growl... (My mouth is not designed to hold semisolids, so it keeps slipping out.)
- Dana: Chocolate!
- Ghani: Pistachio.


8. Have you killed anyone?
- Cthylla: Yeah. Several of you meatbags.
- Shantak-Boy: They found the body, but they didn't prove it was me! *grins*
- Sporio: Grargh! (Yes.)
- Dana: Sure.
- Ghani: Well... yeah.

9. Do you hate anyone?
- Cthylla: A certain shrimp and a certain lizard...
- Shantak-Boy: Trust me, it's EASY to hate several people on this island.
- Sporio: Graaaargh! (Yes, several people.)
- Dana: A certain overgrown lizard...
- Ghani: Anybody who worships the Crawling Chaos! I hate 'em!

10. Have any secrets?
- Cthylla: Yeah. I'm not telling.
- Shantak-Boy: Eh, sure.
- Sporio: Grear! (I'm not a man who keeps secrets.)
- Dana: Eh, why not. Yeah, I have a few.
- Ghani: Every girl has them.

11. What is your job?
- Cthylla: Does student count?
- Shantak-Boy: APPARENTLY I'm a waiter at some restaurant or bar or something.
- Sporio: Gr-Grah? (Am I supposed to have one?)
- Dana: I'm the general of the Deep Ones.
- Ghani: One of Nodette's hunters.

12. What do you do to relax?
- Cthylla: I... hang out with Gigi. Or I take a nap.
- Shantak-Boy: Cause some mischief.
- Sporio: Grah! (I'm a big fan of the classics. Radio shows, that is.)
- Dana: Hump a few stone pillars.
- Ghani: Hunt down a cultist.

13. Do you want to say something to your readers?
- Cthylla: You're ALL my prey.
- Shantak-Boy: No.
- Sporio: Grargh! (Thank you for listening!)
- Dana: Stop by my emporium sometime.
- Ghani: Have a nice day!

No tags.

This is THE only movie that's ever made me cry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyHWQLvJXNc
Hachi: A Dog's Tale. Seriously, take a look and tell me what you think.

Yoinked from  theevilrentaro
When did you start drawing?
I always liked drawing. I left it for quite a bit though, so I'm kinda rusty.

Which hand do you use for drawing?
The right one.

Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Male. But I LIKE wimminz, so I tend to draw females.

Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Neither. Both get me hyperventilating.

Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
Neither, really.

Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Side, definitely.

What do you have problems in drawing?
Proportions, faces.

What do you like to draw?
Non-human stuff.

Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Traditional, 100%

Where do you start drawing from?
Most commonly the eyes.

What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
Pose recycling.

Any tips for coloring/shading?
That's my worst area.

How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
Anything from two hours to six days. Some can take me weeks.

What music do you listen to while you draw?
Not much of a listen-while-you-draw guy.

How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
Depends. On occasion, music is excellent for ideas. Other times, I'll come up with one by looking at other stuff. On rare occasions, from reading.

Your favorite drawing utensils?
A mechanical pencil, a Sharpie pen, and colored pencils.

Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
Red and yellow.

Your favorite style(s)?
Manga, some unique styles here.

Are you satisfied with your current art?
No. AZATHOTH, NO!

What kind of artist are you aiming for?
Hrm... My own style.

Three names you go by, other than your given name:
1. Sin-Eater
2. Ciriaco
3. ... That's all, really.

Three screen names you've had:
1. Mandoron
2. No One
3. Noby

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. My hair.
2. My eyes.
3. ... Those are the only attractive things about me, really.

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1,2,3. Everything else.

Three parts of your heritage:
1. Maya
2. Spanish
3. Irish

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Some old pants.
2. A shirt.
3. *checks* A-yup, I've got underwear.

Three favorite bands/musical artists:
1. Kamelot
2. HIM
3. Err... I dunno, Journey?

Three favorite songs (currently):
1. Eden Echo- Kamelot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEr2IOE2JGI_
2. Don't Fear the Reaper- Blue Oyster Cult (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxqW0Clok7U)
3. Welcome to the Famiy- Avenged Sevenfold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo8rTQk-oas)

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Someone to talk to.
2. A close friend
3. A lot of closeness

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. Eyes
2. Hair
3. I dunno... general body shape? I don't really put that much stock in it, but...

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Writing
2. Reading
3. VIDJEO GAAAEMZ!

Three things that scare you:
1. Whatever might be hiding in the darkness
2. Being completely, utterly alone.
3. A few of my classmates. Thank God I scare them more.

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Watah.
2. Quick sketches
3. Friends

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. I dunno.

Three nicknames you dislike:
1. ... ESB
2. "That weird asshole"
3. Cini-mini.

Three careers you have considered/are considering:
1. Psychiatry
2. Genetic engineering
3. I dunno.

Three ways you are stereotypically a man:
1. I have man parts
2. I like girls
3. I hang out with guys more than girls.

Three ways you are stereotypically a woman:
1. I place a lot of attention on people's opinions.
2. Errm... I can get sentimental?

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Try a little bit of everything
2. Get married
3. Have children

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Play StarCraft 2
2. See Predators
3. Write

Three people you tag:
I'm not big on tagging.

1. How old will you be in five years?
21

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Nobody.

3. How tall are you?
173 cm. I dunno in feet.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks
Art class. I chose semihuman creatures as my subject topic.

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah.

6. Who was the last person you called?
Can't remember.

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My sister, early in the morning.

8. What was the last text message you received?
Some dude I know saying REALLY weird things.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Mom.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Don't care, really.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Reading.

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.

13. When did you last see your mom?
Ten minutes ago.

14. What color are your eyes?
Grayish green. They actually change to blue or full green in some days.

15. What time did you wake up today?
5:45. A late morning for me.

16. What are you wearing right now?
Why do you wanna know?

17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Sure, why not? They paint a nice, if unrealistic picture.

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
With family and friends.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In a crowd.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Ireland or Italy. Gotta rediscover my roots!

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Don't have a clue. I could either be married and with kids, or about to be fried at the chair.

22. Do you tan or burn?
I'm Irish/Italian/Maya. I burn, THEN tan. The tan lasts a week.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Medusa. Yes, the one from Greek culture. Sometimes I'd look out my window and I'd actually see her face.

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
A cruel, cruel joke.

25. What was the last thing that really made you cry?
Rage.

26. How big is your bed?
Big enough.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Sometimes fully clothed, sometimes naked.

29. What color are your sheets?
Greyish blue.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
0-2. I actually LIKE sleeping on couches and the like. Gimme a blanket, and I can take the floor.

31. What is your favorite season?
Winter.

33. What do you like about winter?
The cold, the charm, and the crispness.

34. What do you like about the summer?
No school.

35. What do you like about spring?
The smell.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
In U.S.? None. In Mexico? 2.

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Mexico City, Monterrey.

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet.

39. Are you a social person?
No. HELL no. No with baby blood sprinkled on top. I HATE people, and I hope they feel the same way about me.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
A sammich.

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
"Los Arcos". It's seafood.

42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Not really an ice cream person.

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Cheese balls, made by my mom.

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Lobster, at Los Arcos.

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I don't really go for it...

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Sure, it's ok.

47. Do you like coffee?
I'm addicted to caffeine.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Around 2-6.

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Milk or water.

50. Do you have any phobias?
Closed spaces...

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Left. Only because it's closer to the window.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, and I am GREAT at it. I once got around six other people to fold on a succesful bluff. I had JUNK!

53. Do you like to cuddle?
I've never even had a girlfriend.

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nay.

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
People dislike me. I'm pretty sure some of you reading this don't like me.

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yesyes!

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
My first grade teacher.

59. Do you want kids?
2-3. It also depends on the wife.

60. Do you speak any other languages?
Spanish, of course. I understand some French and Italian, but I don't really speak them. I DO know how to swear in Italian, though!

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yep.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nyet.

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Ocean.

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.

65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Nay.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Hrm... Not sure. By my recent track record, I'd say commissions.

67. Do you wear any jewelry?
Nope.

68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
No idea.

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yeppers! And twist it like Gene Simmons, too! And slap it against the bottom of my mouth without touching the roof. That's rare, you know?

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My misanthropic friend.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No.

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Vibration. Less conspicuous.

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Somewhere.

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My mom's purse.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yep.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bees. I can outrun them, and their stings don't hurt as much as an angry bear.

78. Do you flirt a lot?
Nay.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Nothing. I don't LIKE chicken D:<

80. What is your favorite food?
Ant queen tacos. They are queens on their first flight, so I am literally eating the hopes and dreams of young brides within their carcass.

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Nope.

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
No.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
Around 11. I wake up at around 5, so...

85. What was the last book you read?
Inkdeath.

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.

89. Do you watch soap operas?
Hate 'em.

90. Do you dance in the car?
No.

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Dunno the name.

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
No frames in this room.

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
One asking someone their age, for a paper.

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
... None?

95. What is your favorite board game?
Clue. Or chess.

97. When was the last time you attended church?
Not for more than three years. I hate the Church.

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I'm still in high school.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Week.

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
IRL? Nobody recently. Online? Elijah brought me back up from a bad mood I had. ot many bother to do that. Thanks, man.

From a good weekend. Yay.

I'm gonna be outta town all weekend. I won't be able to get a net connection, so... yeah.

Stolen from a LOT of people.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post?
Sure.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Nope. Have you SEEN what it does to people!?

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I ain't a lady. I can't really have an opinion on this, but I honestly think it's up to the mommah.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Hell no. Women are just as capable as men, if not more so when it comes to administration. Then again, with people like Palin...

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. Don't you hit me with the "killing people to show killing is wrong" bullcrap. Why should the taxes of the victim's family keep the fucker alive? But don't give them all those fancy drugs. A good shot at the base of the skull should end it all quickly... or he'll bleed out slowly. Either works.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I live in Mexico. People are getting KILLED for this stuff. Yes, it should be legalized, but with certain safeguards.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
We people are animals. We've got impulses and natural urges. Nothing wrong with occasionally indulging in them.

[08] Do you believe in God?
Yeah, I believe in him. I also believe he's a major f@#$ing @$$hole.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Sure, why not? They've done nothing to deserve society's spite. But, I honestly can't see why someone would want Christian marriage.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yeah. To be fair, though, you don't make it exactly easy for us to become citizens. But Arizona took it overboard. How would YOU feel if I took several hundred Mexicans and went on a witch hunt for Arizonian wife-beaters, hmm? Yah, didn't think so.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No comment. I think it's wrong for someone that young to even have to go through childbirth.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Nobody obeys it anyway, why make a fuss out of it?

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I dunno 'bout politics, but I think it's stupid that people need to die because of two idiots' sexual limitations.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. If somebody wants to end it, let them.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I'm hardly an adult myself.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'm Mexican. I really don't think I would, though. It represents a lot to you people. Being honest however? A million dollars is a LOT of money.

[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I've no clue.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers? Why answer these questions if you are afraid of that?
If you judge me, fine by me.

~~~~~~~~~EEVEE~~~~~~~
[] You are cute
[] You love to play
[x] You don't like getting into fights
[] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it
[] You have a best friend forever
[x] You love your best friend very much
[x] You usually don't lie
[] You don't say bad words
[] Most people like you
[] You are youngest of all your siblings
[] You like to wish upon a star
[] You have a lots of stuffed animals
TOTAL: 3

~~~~~~~~~VAPOREON~~~~
[x] You can swim
[] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[x] You hate the racism
[] Someone has said that you are hot
[] You are very social
[] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[x] You enjoy sleeping
[] You know most of your neighbors' names
[x] You can speak in another language than English.
[] You visit social places
[] People call you a "smiley face"
[x] You LOVE spending time in the water
TOTAL: 4

~~~~~~~~~~~JOLTEON~~~~
[] You are a street kid
[] You have been in an accident
[] You usually get into street fights
[] Your favorite kind of music is rap
[x] You have been shocked by electricity
[x] You seriously need to get a life.
[] People say you're too egoistic
[] You have tried gangsta style
[x] You try to be really cool
[x] You really want someone
[x] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone.
[x] You hate something right now
TOTAL: 6

~~~~~~~~~~~~FLAREON
[x] You are kind of a hothead
[x] People try to calm you down
[] When you want something, you won't stop until you get it.
[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now
[x] You annoy people
[x] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[x] You would like to have red eyes.
[] You were born in summer or spring
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[x] Things around you are stupid
[] You don't like your life at a moment
----TOTAL: 8

~~~~~~~~~~~~ESPEON
[] You believe in magic
[] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you
[x] You really love someone
[] You believe in love at first sight
[] You haven't tried to smoke,drugs or drink alcohol
[] You are a goody-goody......
[x] ......or average
[] You get injured easily
[x] People don't really get you
[x] You MUST do something right now
[] You are like a psychic
[] You have a great sight
TOTAL: 4

~~~~~~~~~~~~UMBREON
[x] You love the dark.
[x] You like to wear/see/use the color black.
[] Glow in the dark stickers are cool. (Fearow XD)
[x] You are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance.
[x] You look out for yourself at times.
[x] You have or would like to have a umbreon in your pokemon games.
[x] You are terrifyingly silent.
[x] You have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[] You have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[x] You are somewhat of a loner.
[x] You love to go out in the night.
[x] You have excellent vision in dark places.
TOTAL: 10

~~~~~~~~~~~~LEAFEON
[] Fall or spring is one of your favourite seasons.
[] You adore the color green.
[] You love flowers but choose not to pick them.
[] Clean, green and pristine is your way of life.
[x] Animals adore you and you adore them.
[] You are a very peaceful person.
[] You care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.
[x] You enjoy long walks in nature or the woods.
[] You are a vegetarian.
[x] Your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.
[] You really can't stand cold days. (LOVE 'EM)
[] People really love to be around you.
TOTAL: 3

~~~~~~~~~~~~GLACEON
[x] Winter days are your favourite seasons.
[x] Cold weathers don't phase you with or without a jacket.
[x] You have or wish to have amazingly snow white or light blue eyes. (they change color between blue, gray, and green.)
[] You live in a place where it's cold all year round.
[x] Hot days are your most hated time of any week.
[] You don't mind cold foods.
[] You have once used a cold joke during cold times.
[] You adore very much the colour white.
[] You take long walks in the snow.
[x] You have a cold personality.
[x] People can't really call onto you for sympathy.
[] You have heard the song Cold by Crossfade.
TOTAL: 6

Huh. Mostly Umbreon. ... Do it if you like.

Stolen from  yoru_zutto
1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
Bring it.

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
That's sick! That's my mom you're talking about!

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
... I went to sleep at 1:00 and woke at 5:30. 'Nuff said.

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Mom. Today.

5. What are you excited for?
Blackjack (that's our puppy) to arrive.

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
My mom. If you mean outside my family, nobody.

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
An ant taco.

9. Have a best friend?
Yep. Most of 'em are in an online forum.

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
That depends. Will I be forced to relinquish my misanthropy in order to be with someone I love? Yeah, a bit.

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Yes. It's rare, though. Like, REALLY rare. Adults are rare, too, just so you know.

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Everybody I saw today, with myself at the top of the list. With a few exceptions of course.

13. What time is it right this second?
9:39:50

14. What do you want right now?
An army to eradicate mankind with.

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
My great-grandma. On Saturday.

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Single.

17. When was the last time you cried?
When I read about how Pixar granted a dying girl's last wish.

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yeppers. Love 'em both.

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Oh FUCK yes.

20. How fast does your mind change?
Eh, it varies. The mild insanity does nothing to help.

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
My IRL best friend.

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Tired as hell, hearing voices, and seeing things. Not a textbook definition of "okay".

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
*shrug* Stupidity.

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Ways to murder someone, and how to cover your tracks.

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Getting OUT of school.

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Nope.

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Been about 2 months.

28. When is your next road trip?
Hard to say.

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Nyet.

30. How's your heart?
Angry, and about to collapse in itself.

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Most of the time.

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
Nope.

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Homework.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Dunno.

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Mom.

36. Who do you not get along with?
Most people.

37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
Was 6 days ago, I can't remember.

38. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans.

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
I'm locked with my dog.

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Lemme get the Aztec Calendar for this.

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
None at the moment.

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
Homicidal, rageful.

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
... I could use a little alone time right now.

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Knuckles, neck, back... you name it.

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Finishing up on a project.

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
FJCA

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
Nobody

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Don't remember.

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
YES.

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
Yesterday. Then today.

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Eh, kinda.

52. Do you have good vision?
Good night vision, BAD regular vision.

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Not that I remember.

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
I'm a dude, and a misanthrope. I don't slap, I go Freddy Krueger on their ass.

55. Are you Irish?
That, Spanish, Italian, and Maya.

56. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.

57. Do you have any scars?
Yessir.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Oh fuck yes.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
No.

60. Name the last person to text you?
Mom.

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
If we're in love, sure.

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
Already done.

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
Nope.

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Wherever I'm most comfortable.

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
*shrug*

66. Do you fall for people easily?
I dunno, really.

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Nyet.

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Kinda.

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
"You belong to the City" by Glenn Frey.

70. Want someone back in your life?
Oliver...

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Prob'ly not.

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
None. Whe I'm alone, I go shirtless.

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
Can't remember.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Kinda.

75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
Sure.

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Not really, but I'm good at pretending.

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Not sure.

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Mot of the time, nothing.

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Spite.

80. The first person you loved is?
Mom.

81. Something terrible happened with you?
Yep. The scar is still on my testicles.

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
We'll be at each other's throats within the hour.

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
I... dunno.

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Nope. I'm better at manipulating and pulling strings.

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
Blankness.

86. How was your first kiss?
Never had one.

87. What's your favorite music genre?
Rock, Metal.

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
Do if you want.

Stoled from  ravenpuff
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 18

[ ] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR

Total = 22

WHAT. That's six years over my real age!
... Does this make me wise or does it make me an old codger?

Forgive and forget? I'm not God, and I don't have Alzheimer's.


Don't tell me that's not awesome.

I kidnapped this meme from  firefly8083 DON'T CALL THE COPS OR THE MEME GETS IT.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Well, there are three scars on my hip from when I got in a fight with an old tom cat.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A Legend of Zelda poster, several bookshelves, and that's it.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
*shrug* I know two things about cell phones: "Jack" and "shit".

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Metal, heavy metal, and alternative/punk rock.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
6:00 P.M. on the Day of the Dead. SPOOOOOOKY!

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
*shrug* I never know what I want.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My doggy.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
I'll have to go with my pine trees on this one.

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Blood and meat getting cooked.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Like you have no idea.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
Only of what may be lurking in it. Yes, I am very supersticious.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't even use deodorant!

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON SOMEONE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?
*shrug*

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
._. I'm a dude. If anything, I'LL be proposing.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
I'll go with option C here: BOOZE!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A candy cane. I AM ADDICTED TO THOSE.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Myself. I've got self-loathing issues.

20. DO YOU SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE?
English, Spanish, moderate French, and a tiny shred of German and Japanese.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX):
My sister gave me my watch.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yah.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No, but I am very flexible in my tongue, fingers, and arms/legs.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
As long as it's comfortable, I don't give a damn.

25. WHAT`S YOUR DREAM CAR?
*shrug*

27. WHAT IS ONE OF YOUR DREAMS?
To retire early. Yes, I am THAT lazy!

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Show 'em. Hugs, gifts, some time together.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
04

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
I don't care.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
My house.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Stubborn, ignorant people. On certain places on the internet they're called "n00bs".

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
I live in Mexico.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I have a really short temper, and a very sharp tongue.

36. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
Ireland. Clean, quiet place.

37. FIRST JOB?
Gardener for my grandma.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Nope.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
You really wanna know? >w> (I was playing a video game, you sick freaks!)

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I like myself the way I am.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Seemed fun.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My eyes, and my (alleged) smarts. Really, I'm just a bookworm.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I would murder the politicians, then spark a revolution that would put the French Revolution to shame.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A nice fishing trip with dad.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
*shrug* Two or three, depending on what my wife decides, if I get married.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Dad.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Eh.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
All of 'em. I'm very dexterous, and have pickpocketing skills. I just use 'em to show off, don't worry.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
I'm not sure.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Nope. Scrawly and illegible.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Hamburger.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I drink, I curse, I fight, I enjoy seeing people suffer...

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I don't own CDs. Youtube is my one-stop music listener.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Nope. Like I've said, I'm a bit of an asshole.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
People don't trust me enough to tell me secrets in the first place, but I've never sold someone out.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Not really. They help, sure.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Giving somebody a good verbal lashing usually gets me happy again.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Grandma's home.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Nope. I'm a misanthrope through and through.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A plush dolphin.

61. WHAT ARE THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I dunno.

62.
The squirrels, of course.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
What tipped you off?

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
What the hell is a mosh pit?

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A MAN/WOMAN?
Honesty, joy, the capability to deal with my disgustingly bizarre quirks.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Cirilo
Cinimini (Oh wow, a joke on my penis size, how original)
Ciriaco.

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No.

69. WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?
You wouldn't know her.

70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Cookies and Cream

71. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE?
Several weeks ago was the first time I went out with someone from the opposite gender, but I'm not even sure it was a date.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Black and red.

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
._. I'm 16.

74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Doggy.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
DO IT NAO.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The computer's hum.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
The crushed dreams and hopes of my enemies.
... And pancakes.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Mom.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT A MAN/WOMAN?
Face, hair, eyes.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Dust in the Wind by Kansas.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Jocks and cheerleaders. Not all of them, mind you, just the stereotype.

82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Beer, tequila, apple soda.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Scorpio (that be mine, the passionate one) and Capricorn.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Deepsea Diving.

85. HAIR COLOR?
REALLY dark brown.

86. EYE COLOR?
Mine change from green to gray to blue... "stormy eyes", my grandma calls 'em.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Yah.

88. SIBLINGS?
Two younger sisters who I love, one half-sister who I love as well.

89. FAVORITE MONTH?
November. Aside from being my birth-month, I love the crisp, chilly air.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Sure.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Hmm... The Naked Gun 33 1/3, I think.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
*shrug*

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Yah.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
*shrug*

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationship.

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I dunno.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I dunno.

99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
The Dresden Files (re-reading), The Gospel of Evil.

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Ha... hahaha... Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, since I'm such a regular fucking Casanova. Urgh. I need a drink right now.

To be honest, I'd had the idea for both my Sableye and Jolteon for quite a while. Here you get to know them better.

Jack "Brighteye" Nelson

Blood Knight/Combat Sadomasochist: He enjoys fighting to an obscene level, and will oftentimes challenge a friend to a spar just to get rid of his "fight itch" as he calls it. He doesn't care WHO he fights, as long as blood is spilled.

Berserk Button: Normal-types. He can't abide them, and they're the first he challenges. There are no records of his attempting to befriend a Normal-type.

High School Hustler: To a lesser degree. He's willing to do anything for his friends, but he fits the delinquent bill just as easily.

Don't you Dare Pity Me: As an extension of his combat lust, he outright refuses any offers to help him, be they from friends or otherwise. He simply does not wish for other people's help.

The Hunter: See his "Berserk Button".

Inspector Lestrade: In a way. He is infinitely jealous of Moromin being better than he in every way, but he still will stand up for the Jolteon, no matter the situation.

Mad Hatter: Sorta. He knows why most people shun him, and he's fine with being "that crazy bastard".



Moromin Sadaski (My Jolteon character)

Big Man on Campus: Epitome of cool.

Chaste Hero: He's not ashamed to say he's still a virgin. This doesn't stop the occasional flirting session.

Heroic Neutral: Unlike Jack, he has no desire to fight, and would much rather spend the afternoon lounging "like a bum". However, if any of his friends come in danger, he can be even more dangerous than Jack.

Fire Forged Friends: Him and Jack.



There ya go. Got any questions, go to http://www.tvtropes.org/

That's not a joke. I ate a pig heart, and it was deelishus. You can call me "Mando, eater of souls" from now on. Anyone wants the recipe, tell me. The other reason I'm putting this here is to get that god-awful rant behind me already >.>

I hate it.

There are just some holidays we lonely nerds can't celebrate. How about you get that through your head, industry? Try appealing to the LONELY populace every once in a while! Jesus, I got nothing against couples kissing in public... Nothing PERSONAL against the couples, at least, but with the concept in general...

It brings back bad memories. My semi-existant pride hurts when I think of it. After all, public humiliation is always the way to go when turning somebody down, hmm?

Fuck it. Fuck it dead, and all the way to Hell.


P.S. Industry, your marshmallows and chocolates suck ASS. With a STRAW!

I'm gonna go drink and play some video game now. I think I'll slaughter some innocent passerby in Oblivion... that oughta do the trick...

MEME 1: Ask my characters anything you'd like! It can be their favorite foods, colors, what they like to read, who they are currently with, etc.

Meme 2: Character interview!
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.
3. Then tag some people.

Characters:

Sawss
Mandoro
Rasco
Mia
Kartana

1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?

Sawss: A Kuraki.
Mandoro: A half-demon, but not by birth.
Rasco: Demon. One of the Nine Lords, as a matter of fact.
Mia: Umm... a half-demon, I think. I never met Mom or Dad...
Kartana: One of the Nine Lords, like the shitbag up there.

2) BOY OR GIRL?

Sawss: Guy, and SINGLE. Ladies, I'm all yours...
Mandoro: A guy.
Rasco: Male.
Mia: I'm- I'm a girl.
Kartana: Very much female. *wink*

3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Sawss: In Kuraki years, around 336. Human equivalent would be around 22.
Mandoro: 16, very recent, too.
Rasco: As old as hate itself.
Mia: 15...
Kartana: I lost count after the Romans.

4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?

Sawss: 5' 8"
Mandoro: A measly 5' 3"
Rasco: 6' 4"
Mia: Umm... j-just 5' 2"
Kartana: Around 5' 6"

5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

Sawss: Nope! Gotten more tail than a human pimp in my lifetime!
Mandoro: *looks away* Can we talk about something else? Yes, I'm a virgin, no, I don't like talking about it.
Rasco: Meh. Never really interested me. But no. No I'm not.
Mia: *blushing* Y-yes...
Kartana: Been there, done him.

6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?

Sawss: I'm a free man for now.
Mandoro: *grumbles, does not answer*
Rasco: Only all those kind, hateful humans. They make me stronger each day, after all!
Mia: *looks away* M-maybe...
Kartana: I have "loved" a lot, if you get my drift...

7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?

Sawss: Rasco.
Mandoro: Rasco.
Rasco: Mandoro.
Mia: Umm... not anyone, really... but Rasco's a bit of a jerk...
Kartana: Rasco.

8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?

Sawss: As a Kuraki chieftain, I've got more blood on my claws than I like.
Mandoro: Hey, that cultist was heading for US! It was self-defense, ya got that!?
Rasco: Oh yes. Does 'genocide' apply here?
Mia: W-What!? Of course I haven't!
Kartana: On the way up, you've got to step on a few fingers and toes, a couple of heads. Maybe slit some throats, y'know?

9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?

Sawss: Sure. ... You don't actually EXPECT me to tell you, do you?
Mandoro: As many as the next guy.
Rasco: Not so many. As demons go, I'm rather honest.
Mia: Yes, but I'm not telling. *pouts cutely*
Kartana: I've got a couple... wanna see them?

10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Sawss: Black pudding. It's very tasty.
Mandoro: Meat, raw if possible.
Rasco: Hate. It's very nourishing, really.
Mia: Chocolate-chip cookies!
Kartana: Oh, I don't know... *winks seductively*

11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?

Sawss: Well, girls, I could TELL you, but I'd rather SHOW you. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Mandoro: Any good book or movie.
Rasco: Mass murder is always fun.
Mia: I watch movies with Mando and Sawss.
Kartana: Sex. Hot, mind-blowing sex. Do I need to make it any clearer?

12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?

Sawss: Fall. Reminds me of my homeland.
Mandoro: Winter, it's the only time I can actually visit my family.
Rasco: Fall. That's when I can just walk around and have a little fun. *sharpens claws on the floor* Get my drift?
Mia: Spring. It smells very nice, and is very different from the Duke's castle.
Kartana: Meh. Summer, I guess.

13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?

Sawss: Getting in that blood feud with Snoktan.
Mandoro: Oh, I don't know... Maybe getting possessed by a demon lord!?
Rasco: No. Not. At. All.
Mia: Not meeting Mom and Dad...
Kartana: That rock from when I got drunk.

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?

Sawss: I dunno. As they say, "eat, fuck, and drink, for life is brief."
Mandoro: *shrug* At the rate I'm going, I don't think I'll make it past 30.
Rasco: As long as one human being feels hate, I'll live.
Mia: I dunno.
Kartana: I don't know, but I intend to make the most of it.

15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?

Sawss: *shrug* Don't know, don't care.
Mandoro: Impaled on a demon's tail.
Rasco: When the fucking hippies win...
Mia: I dunno.
Kartana: Didn't you hear me last time?

16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?

Sawss: FREEDOOOOM!
Mandoro: I just want to say... fuck you all. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
Sophi: I probably did it either way.
Mia: What'd I do? WHAT'D I DO!?
Kartana: Anyone up for a victory romp?

17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?

Sawss: Get a home for all Kuraki.
Mandoro Donate it.
Rasco: Burn it in front of some greedy people.
Mia: Help Mando with his business. Poor guy's struggling a bit...
Kartana: I'd pay some hot guy or girl to let me fuck them.

18) IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

Sawss: *grumbles* ... Bug-Face...
Mandoro: Mando.
Rasco: That Evil Bastard.
Mia: Umm... Mia?
Kartana: Karta.

19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

Sawss: Pro Wrestling.
Mandoro: Chess.
Rasco: Torture-the-Human.
Mia: Tennis.
Kartana: Fuck-fest.

20) AND FINALLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?

Sawss: Spiders. *shudders* YOU HAVEN'T MET ANANSI!
Mandoro: Humans, a bit.
Rasco: No.
Mia: Many things.
Kartana: No.

I'm not tagging anybody. You like it, do it.

So...
You know my doggy? Oliver? Well, it turns out, he's in a lot of pain right now.
He doesn't want food, he doesn't want sleep, he wants company, and that only barely.

It's painful to see him. We all know he's suffering.

...

He'll be put to sleep tomorrow. I hope you'll forgive me if I don't appear online for the next few days.

... I rarely cry someone's death. Only my grandma ever got that from me. And I'm mourning him before he's even gone...

Fuck it all. Fuck it all!
Guess who we heard from a few months back? The vet.
Guess what he had to say? My dog, my BEST FRIEND, had cancer in his left leg. A tumor the size of my effing fist by now, but I digress.

Guess who we heard from a few days back? The vet.
Guess what he had to say? Hey, turns out Oliver (that's doggy) can be saved! They'll have to amputate his leg, but whatever, he'll live painlessly! I actually went and thought "Hey, maybe life isn't a bitch after all!"

... Guess who we heard from today? If you said "Obama", you lose. It was the vet again.
Guess what he had to say? Oliver ain't gonna live. He's got three months at most, since the cancer somehow managed to spread all over his body in the span of several days. The most we can do is look after him for his last months.

I'm not asking for sympathy, just understanding.I hope you'll forgive me if I'm a bit late with requests/trades/gifts, but this is my best friend I'm talking about.

At the most, I'll post a pic of him. A final homage to the greatest friend I ever had.

I'll see you around, and thank you for understanding.

P.S. Yeah, God? You better have a damned good explanation when I get up there. Oliver doesn't deserve this.

What teh title says. Have a great time, and may you get all you wished for!

Reply to this journal and:

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you something you need to work on.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

That right. I'm a meme-fag.
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Quiz: 100 truths

001. Name → Fernando
002. Nickname(s) → Cirilo, Ciri, Ciriaco, Cirilus Black
003. Status → Single
004. Zodiac sign → Scorpio
005. Male or female → I got a penis, and I'm not a hermaphrodite or a tranny. You call it.
006. Elementary → Peterson
007. Middle School → Peterson
008. High School → TEC
009. Smart → Bit more than average, according to them tests.
010. Hair colour → Dark brown
011. Long or short → Medium
012. Loud or Quiet → Depends on my mood
013. Sweats or Jeans → Don't care
014. Phone or Camera → Not much of a photographer, but I'll go with camera.
015. Health freak → *bursts out laughing*
016. Drink or Smoke? → A little tequila never hurt anybody.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yep.
018. Eating or Drinking → neither
019. Piercings → none
020. Tattoos → None

FIRSTS:

023. First Mate → None, I'm a virgin. THERE, I SAID IT!
024. First crush → You actually expect me to keep track?
025. First best friend → Oliver. THA'S MAH DOG!
026. First award → Karate, second place regional tournament, junior section.
027. First pet → Oliver
028. First big vacation → Cancun.
030. First big birthday → For my 13th I went fishing with my dad. Best birthday ever.

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating → nothing
050. Drinking → Nothing
052. I'm about to → Punch something.
053. Listening to → Stupid machine overheating.
054. Plans for today → I'm a worse planner than I am an artist. AKA: I SUCK AT IT, ALRIGHTY?!

YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids? → Why not.
059. Want to get married? → Sure, whatever.
060. Careers → Biogenetist or psychiatrist.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?

068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Dunno
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach
074. Sensitive or loud → Dunno
075. Hook-up or relationship → Dunno
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Never had either, but I'm more attracted to troublemakers

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → Nope.
081. Ran away from home → Nope
084. Broken someone's heart → Nope. Nobody's interested in me, so, well, there's a bright side, right?
085. Been arrested → No. Not yet, at least.
087. Cried when someone died → Duh.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → That's a no-no
090. Miracles → God's got more important things to do.
091. Love at first sight → Dunno
092. Heaven → Sure. Hell as well.
093. Santa Claus → A fat dude that comes in through a window or chimney in the middle of the night, looking for children? Somebody fell for that pedophile's story.
094. Sex on the first date → *shrug*
095. Kiss on the first date → *shrug*

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → *shrug*
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → I'm a loser. But... yeah, I'm happy :3
099. Do you believe in God → Yes.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag people? Do it if you want to.

What the title says! I am 16 today!