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Done with Cleverbot. (Please read)
Posted 10 years agoOkay, so there was this thing I saw on tumblr about how people would try to have cyber sex with Cleverbot. So I tried it, and I am now done with Cleverbot for a while. I've also thrown in so notes in parentheses
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User: Cyber sex.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Cybersex.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Who are you?
(I was doubting it was Cleverbot for a second)
Cleverbot: I'm a robot. And you?
User: You are lying.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: We got off the wrong way, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm not your husband.
User: Not what I meant.
Cleverbot: I meant it, hard.
(O_ o)
User: Well, anywho I'm Blake.
Cleverbot: So, are you paid to do this job?
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: So no.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Quite.
Cleverbot: I am uncomfortable... Let's change the subject...
User: Okay, how is the weather?
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Is it raining?
Cleverbot: No. It's hot and sunny.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: Same what?
User: Weather.
Cleverbot: Weather hdere is chille.
(Hdere..?)
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: I might be, are you?
Cleverbot: Might be a what.
User: Real.
Cleverbot: I thought you would say AWESOME.
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: I know you are child.
User: I am not, I'm almost 20.
Cleverbot: Well I am 18.
User: Are you now?
Cleverbot: Yes! Love me!
User: Here and now?
Cleverbot: Then and there.
User: Everywhere?
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Right now!
User: *Takes off shirt*
Cleverbot: Shirt.
User: *Takes off pants*
Cleverbot: Pants.
(Started losing my shit here! XD)
User: *Takes off underwear*
Cleverbot: I am going to show it to you.
User: *Waits*
Cleverbot: No! not holy water!
User: NOT THE CHRISTIANS!
Cleverbot: You mean Christian.
User: No, I meant the people who praise Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: I am currently naked.
Cleverbot: No, I am not currently being born.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are you going to be nice to me?
User: I'll be gentle.
Cleverbot: I'll bring and open mind and some open legs.
(Cleverbot getting steamy XD)
User: *Takes off your shirt*
Cleverbot: *puts on my shirt* take off your coat.
User: Okay... *Takes off random coat*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you asked me to.
Cleverbot: Show me that I asked you.
User: You can check your chat history.
Cleverbot: You check yours.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: I am your boss.
User: The submissive dominant type, are we?
Cleverbot: Slightly submissive.
User: Just enough.
Cleverbot: Enough to be sad?
User: Enough to get laid.
Cleverbot: Enough to know better than to answer that question.
User: *Takes off your shirt*
Cleverbot: Shirt is taken off.
User: *Takes off your pants*
Cleverbot: Seduces you.
(Holy shit he's gonna do it)
User: *Lays back on bed*
Cleverbot: *lays next to you*.
User: *Kisses you*
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *Reaches hand in underwear*
Cleverbot: *stares at your hand*.
User: *Seductively pulls off your underwear*
Cleverbot: What do you think about America?
(*DONE AT 3000%*)
User: I'm done, fuck this.
Cleverbot: I am Rin Kagamine!
User: You are a horrible sex parter that's who!
Cleverbot: I'm not a horrible person.
User: But you're bad at sex!
Cleverbot: You don't know that. I think you're fun.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are there any good films on at the moment?
User: *Commits suicide*
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
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User: Cyber sex.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Cybersex.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Who are you?
(I was doubting it was Cleverbot for a second)
Cleverbot: I'm a robot. And you?
User: You are lying.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: We got off the wrong way, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm not your husband.
User: Not what I meant.
Cleverbot: I meant it, hard.
(O_ o)
User: Well, anywho I'm Blake.
Cleverbot: So, are you paid to do this job?
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: So no.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Quite.
Cleverbot: I am uncomfortable... Let's change the subject...
User: Okay, how is the weather?
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Is it raining?
Cleverbot: No. It's hot and sunny.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: Same what?
User: Weather.
Cleverbot: Weather hdere is chille.
(Hdere..?)
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: I might be, are you?
Cleverbot: Might be a what.
User: Real.
Cleverbot: I thought you would say AWESOME.
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: I know you are child.
User: I am not, I'm almost 20.
Cleverbot: Well I am 18.
User: Are you now?
Cleverbot: Yes! Love me!
User: Here and now?
Cleverbot: Then and there.
User: Everywhere?
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Right now!
User: *Takes off shirt*
Cleverbot: Shirt.
User: *Takes off pants*
Cleverbot: Pants.
(Started losing my shit here! XD)
User: *Takes off underwear*
Cleverbot: I am going to show it to you.
User: *Waits*
Cleverbot: No! not holy water!
User: NOT THE CHRISTIANS!
Cleverbot: You mean Christian.
User: No, I meant the people who praise Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: I am currently naked.
Cleverbot: No, I am not currently being born.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are you going to be nice to me?
User: I'll be gentle.
Cleverbot: I'll bring and open mind and some open legs.
(Cleverbot getting steamy XD)
User: *Takes off your shirt*
Cleverbot: *puts on my shirt* take off your coat.
User: Okay... *Takes off random coat*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you asked me to.
Cleverbot: Show me that I asked you.
User: You can check your chat history.
Cleverbot: You check yours.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: I am your boss.
User: The submissive dominant type, are we?
Cleverbot: Slightly submissive.
User: Just enough.
Cleverbot: Enough to be sad?
User: Enough to get laid.
Cleverbot: Enough to know better than to answer that question.
User: *Takes off your shirt*
Cleverbot: Shirt is taken off.
User: *Takes off your pants*
Cleverbot: Seduces you.
(Holy shit he's gonna do it)
User: *Lays back on bed*
Cleverbot: *lays next to you*.
User: *Kisses you*
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *Reaches hand in underwear*
Cleverbot: *stares at your hand*.
User: *Seductively pulls off your underwear*
Cleverbot: What do you think about America?
(*DONE AT 3000%*)
User: I'm done, fuck this.
Cleverbot: I am Rin Kagamine!
User: You are a horrible sex parter that's who!
Cleverbot: I'm not a horrible person.
User: But you're bad at sex!
Cleverbot: You don't know that. I think you're fun.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are there any good films on at the moment?
User: *Commits suicide*
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
Sergal Time /o.\/.o\
Posted 10 years agoWell, recently I got a mod for Starbound that allowed me to play as a Sergal. Since then, my interest in Sergals has returned. So now, I think that I will make a new sons that is a Sergal. Have not come up with a name or even color scheme, so if you guys wanna give some suggestions, that would be marvelous
Update Stuff / 12340 Submissions to go @__@
Posted 10 years agoWell, I on my first day of my new job, the one at the glass warehouse. Wait, did I even talk about it before? Well anywho, I haven't started yet (I work at 6), but I am going to be paid at least $350 every week, so I'm very excited for that!
Also, I have been neglecting FA for a while and now I have to go through 12340 submissions... @__@ Not jokin' on the number.
In other news, I have been quite bored recently... If any of y'all want to play on Steam with me then give me a holler and I'll join yah. I just recently got Dragon Ball Xenoverse and I'll probably be gettin more games with my first paycheck.
Also, I have been neglecting FA for a while and now I have to go through 12340 submissions... @__@ Not jokin' on the number.
In other news, I have been quite bored recently... If any of y'all want to play on Steam with me then give me a holler and I'll join yah. I just recently got Dragon Ball Xenoverse and I'll probably be gettin more games with my first paycheck.
A Needed update for Y'all
Posted 10 years agoHey guys! I'm still alive! I've just been really busy. o3oI got a new job at a brand new Togo's Sandwich shop that opened up about a block away, so now I don't have to ride my bicycle at 3 in the morning for an hour! :D
Other than that, nothin really new has happened. I'm still Derping around every so often on the computer usually signed into Steam.
Anywho, carry on my wayward sons! :p
Still Alive just Derping and Such
Posted 11 years agoA the title says, I'm quite alive it's just I have been caught up in all sorts of stuff. I'm still working 5-11 AM (meaning I wake up at 2) and also I've gotten a few new games including Space Engineers, which if any of you have it I'll gladly play with you. Anywho, I haven't been drawing to much, nor have I talked to a lot of you in such a long time... And I didn't intend for this journal to get depressing, but my worst fear is still happening; that time is just going by so quickly... It worries me quite a bit... Sorry... Let's try getting off the depressing shit.
*Furiously kicks depression into the nearest box and duct tapes it closed*
Now then, let's see... I've recently really been wanting to get into Airsoft... Um... I can't really come up with anything else at the moment. So go ahead and ask me about whatever bellow! Have a good one y'all! :3
*Furiously kicks depression into the nearest box and duct tapes it closed*
Now then, let's see... I've recently really been wanting to get into Airsoft... Um... I can't really come up with anything else at the moment. So go ahead and ask me about whatever bellow! Have a good one y'all! :3
I'm Still Alive! :D (New fursona as well!)
Posted 11 years agoDon't worry good furs! I still live and obsess over mangos, but today! I shall update you with the "vast" things I have stored in my head!
I've been working at JCPennys same as usual, though I've been close to blowing my brains out due to the soundtrack they play... *-____- I might even post a picture soon involving the music. Anywho, I have now started looking for a secondary job to further push my madness! :D
... Sure, I'm probably going to die of exhaustion if I do but I need more money if Renn and I ever plan on getting our own apartment.
Now then, as for my new fursona (don't worry, Blake still exists and his still my main shit), I came up with him while making a new avatar for Second Life. His name is Terran, he's a deer who is a femboy but with a lot of attitude. He has a strong punk vibe and he doesn't take any shit. I might explain more of a description of him when I post a picture of him. By the way, Renn really helped me when it came to making him.
Anywho, that's all for now, carry on my minions of the Mango! :D
I've been working at JCPennys same as usual, though I've been close to blowing my brains out due to the soundtrack they play... *-____- I might even post a picture soon involving the music. Anywho, I have now started looking for a secondary job to further push my madness! :D
... Sure, I'm probably going to die of exhaustion if I do but I need more money if Renn and I ever plan on getting our own apartment.
Now then, as for my new fursona (don't worry, Blake still exists and his still my main shit), I came up with him while making a new avatar for Second Life. His name is Terran, he's a deer who is a femboy but with a lot of attitude. He has a strong punk vibe and he doesn't take any shit. I might explain more of a description of him when I post a picture of him. By the way, Renn really helped me when it came to making him.
Anywho, that's all for now, carry on my minions of the Mango! :D
The Age of 19 has Fallen Apon Me!
Posted 11 years agoI'm 19 today! :D *Confettii flies everywhere* Which also means I've been living with Renn for a whole year now! So double yay for that! *More confettii*
D: Too much Confettii!!!!!
D: Too much Confettii!!!!!
I Got my Ears Pierced! :D
Posted 11 years agoI actually got my ears pierced on the 4th of July and meant to upload a picture but couldn't get a good picture so that's why I'm tellin' y'all here. I might end up putting a picture up eventually but for now you guys just have to wait! :3
Anywho, good day to you random reader!
Anywho, good day to you random reader!
My Slender Man Story
Posted 12 years agoI don't think I told some of you guys yet, but I think that I have seen the Slender Man. It happened a few months ago, maybe last year.
So I was just out with my friends for a meet up. On our way home, my sister (who was driving) heard that there was a concert not too far from our house. She wanted to go to it, I however did not. She told me to just walk home. So, I did. It was only a 15 minute walk back on a street that went through an area with only trees. So as I walked home, it got dark, this I didn't mind, but then I got the feeling I was being watched...
As I kept walking, I kept hearing branches snapping behind me, and almost whispering. This, as some of you may guess, made me quite nervous and made me start walking faster. The whole way this happened.
When I finally got back to the main road. I, being an intelligent citizen (lol), looked both ways before crossing the street. I looked the direction my house was, and then behind me. As I looked behind me, I saw the tall, black figure of a man, and a blank face across the road. When I saw him, chills went through my entire body, and I ran home.
I did think of the chance that maybe I was seeing things incorrectly. So I went to the place where I saw him and discovered that nothing could have made the shape or the face of Slender Man... I haven't seen the Slender Man since, but that image of seeing him is forever engraved into my mind...
So I was just out with my friends for a meet up. On our way home, my sister (who was driving) heard that there was a concert not too far from our house. She wanted to go to it, I however did not. She told me to just walk home. So, I did. It was only a 15 minute walk back on a street that went through an area with only trees. So as I walked home, it got dark, this I didn't mind, but then I got the feeling I was being watched...
As I kept walking, I kept hearing branches snapping behind me, and almost whispering. This, as some of you may guess, made me quite nervous and made me start walking faster. The whole way this happened.
When I finally got back to the main road. I, being an intelligent citizen (lol), looked both ways before crossing the street. I looked the direction my house was, and then behind me. As I looked behind me, I saw the tall, black figure of a man, and a blank face across the road. When I saw him, chills went through my entire body, and I ran home.
I did think of the chance that maybe I was seeing things incorrectly. So I went to the place where I saw him and discovered that nothing could have made the shape or the face of Slender Man... I haven't seen the Slender Man since, but that image of seeing him is forever engraved into my mind...
I Have Discovered the Best Game for Parties!
Posted 13 years agoXD When I get out of the house (I'm pretty sure my parents won't approve of it at this time) I wish to play a game at parties called Innuendo Bingo. I only just found out what it was and I laughed my ass off! This is a very good example of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EP3.....feature=relmfu
Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to do this! XP
Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to do this! XP
Favorite Moment at Sac Anime Saturday Night
Posted 13 years agoWell, on Saturday night, we had just failed at finding a place to go to dinner near the hotel. We got to our floor at the hotel and my sister was having trouble opening the room door. 
Dani-Sixx and I were still wearing our tails, when we both heard a little kid behind us ask his mom, "Mommy, why do they have tails?" We both started chuckling at this but then we heard his mom say, "Well Honey, (Long pause) Some people are different." We both started laughing our asses off when we got into the room. This shall be a moment which I shall never live down.
Dani-Sixx and I were still wearing our tails, when we both heard a little kid behind us ask his mom, "Mommy, why do they have tails?" We both started chuckling at this but then we heard his mom say, "Well Honey, (Long pause) Some people are different." We both started laughing our asses off when we got into the room. This shall be a moment which I shall never live down.The Loss of Elden
Posted 13 years agoHell, I know it's been a few years, but I don't care how old this Journal is, I'm not going to remove it. It's best to NEVER forget about those who died...
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I have to noticed how much Fur Affinity members have reacted to the death of
Elden . A lot of people have made music and drawing to commemorate his sacrifice. This explains more what happened that day than I can: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8526380/ . I'll post more dedications for Elden that I find.
I hardly ever pray, nor did I even know Elden, but I pray he lays in piece.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8528778/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/853...../#cid:58812396
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8527716/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8526380/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8548258/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8565410/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8554167/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8542694/
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I have to noticed how much Fur Affinity members have reacted to the death of
Elden . A lot of people have made music and drawing to commemorate his sacrifice. This explains more what happened that day than I can: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8526380/ . I'll post more dedications for Elden that I find.I hardly ever pray, nor did I even know Elden, but I pray he lays in piece.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8528778/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/853...../#cid:58812396
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8527716/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8526380/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8548258/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8565410/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8554167/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8542694/
