Age meme- by way of Sublimate

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x albeit rarely] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (All food is my favorite.)
[x sometimes] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x if I've had time to hear news] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 24

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[x, well about 1/2 the time] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 30

[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR

Total = 36 or about 34.5 for the 'sometimes' stuff

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — yes

Been arrested? — no

Kissed someone you didn't like? — no

Slept in until 5 PM? — yes, of the next day

Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes

Held a snake? — yes

Ran a red light? — yes

Been suspended from school? — no

Experienced love at first sight? — close

Totaled your car in an accident? — no

Been fired from a job? — no

Fired somebody? — no

Sung karaoke? — only in car

Pointed a gun at someone? — again, only cap guns

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — yes, constantly

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes

Kissed in the rain? — yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? - yes

Saw someone die? — pets

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — no

Smoked a cigar? — no

Sat on a rooftop? — yes

Smuggled something into another country? — yes, albeit unintentionally

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — yes

Broken a bone? — no

Skipped school? — yes, but only in college

Eaten a bug? — yes

Walked on a moonlit beach? — yes

Ridden a motorcycle? — no

Dumped someone? — yes

Forgotten your anniversary? —no

Lied to avoid a ticket? — no

Ridden in a helicopter? — yes

Shaved your head? — no

Blacked out from drinking? — no

Played a prank on someone? — yes

Hit a home run? — yes

Felt like killing someone? — yes

Cross-dressed? — yes, school play

Been falling-down drunk? — yes and never again

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yes, without meaning to

Eaten snake? — yes

Marched/Protested? — no

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — yes

Puked on an amusement ride? — no

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — yes

Knitted? — no

Been on TV? — yes

Shot a gun? — no

Skinny-dipped? — yes- well, bath in colorado river

Given someone stitches? — no

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — yes

Ridden a surfboard? — yes, badly

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — yes

Had surgery? — no

Streaked? — no

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no

Tripped on mushrooms? — no

when NOT drinking? — no

Peed on a bush? — yes

Donated Blood? — no

Grabbed electric fence? — yes

Eaten alligator meat? — yes

Eaten cheesecake? — yes

Killed an animal when not hunting? — yes, unintentionally

Peed your pants in public? — yes

Snuck into a movie without paying? — stayed for two (fell asleep at drive-in)

Written graffiti? — yes

Still love someone you shouldn't? — no

Think about the future? — yes but more about past

Been in handcuffs? — yes

Believe in love? — yes

bungee jump? - no

drowned? - no

kicked some guy in his jewels? - kicked no, but stepped on a shovel to same effect

ass faced? - also, what??

ever had suicidal thoughts? - yes

(Modified version)

Name five items within arms reach:
1: possum puppet
2: laptop
3: heating pad
4: Sheetz coffee
5: cup of mint tea

Name your five of your favorite songs, in no particular order:
1: Pennsylvania Polka- Frankie Yankovic
2: Birds and the Bees- Patrick and Eugene
3: Video Killed the Radio Star
4: Run Runaway- Slade
5: 500 Miles- The Proclaimers

Name five languages that you would learn if you could:
1: Swedish or Old Norse
2: Dutch
3: Spanish
4: Russian
5: Pennsylvania Dutch

Name five favorite Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc.
1. John Adams
2. Harry Truman
3. Teddy Roosevelt
4. Calvin Coolidge
5. Franklin Roosevelt

Name five things you want to do before you die:
1: move to the Outer Banks/beach
2: drive a 60s VW camper or pull a 30s-50s trailer around the world
3: learn blacksmithing, metal casting, traditional carpentry
4: know how to do any aircooled VW repair on the side of the road.
5: accumulate a massive collection of rusty, dusty, musty junk and eventually give it to various museums