Wow so.

Gunna tentatively poke my filthy nose back in hyere.

How's erryone doing?

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This is more relevant than ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWJTC6MJmw

AHAHAHA oh shit read the description, and watch the vidya (is most lols)

My God the furries out there who give this much of a shit. IS FUNNY TO ME

Diddums :D

My loverly boyfriend Phil got me Wrath of the Lich King a few days ago :D My troll shammy SmileDog is now level 71. We did the Nexus yesterday and it's sopretty. UP YOURS DRAGONS I will skin you for mah leatherworkin'.

I have been invited to a wedding taking place in a couple of weeks time, for Phil's cousin Ian and Becky. Up to the midlands with me! We picked out a delicious suit for Phil (PINSTRIPES YAY) and I think I may have to jump him c:< I have to wear a dress aahaha. But it's kinda nice once in a while. The only thing I'm worried about is awful drunk people and hoping I feel well that day. Which reminds me I need to get blood test results on Monday :I

*insert obligatory gangsta comment here, for I am super serious...yo*

i'm hungry

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1175946/

SHE RESCUES ANIMALS GUYS

To explain my falling off the internets:
My puter died, had to save up for another one with my shitty wages :D

Got me a secondhand lappy woopwoop.

The scanner/copier/printer shit thing we had got busted too, through my bros asperger's fueled rage at graal online or something equally shit. fffff

To do list for mah own reference C:

1. Stormy
2.Stormy
3.Godzuki
4.
5.

Herrooo I'm taking 5 strictly inked/colour commissions

I'll be mailing these ones out since there's only five and they'll be done on some sexy smooth heavy paper in markers with coloured pencil. (sketches will be scanned to make sure it's all good before finishing, like before)

Prices are as follows:
One character, inked/coloured: $30
Extra character: +$15 (Characters must be interacting in some way)
Adult theme: +$? depending on content o:


Payment via Paypal only please

Chuck me a note if you're interested c:

Got everything that I owe uploaded C: yey that was fun

And shit damn I got the vet nurse job, starting on Monday so I'm all wheeey

And I just got some sexy cardstock ooh

1.Arazia - inks/finished
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032383/
2.Azuma - sketch/finished
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032392/
3.Silvolf - sketch/finished
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032410/
4.Jane - sketch/finished
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032420/
5.Witiko - inks/sketch done
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032427/
6.FoxxieAngel - inks/sketch done
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032460/
7.Godzuki - inks/sketch done
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032445/
8.Cloudy - inks/sketch done
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032468/
9.Celest_644 - colours/sketch done
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2032479/
10.Vladger - sketch/awaiting payment(i think D:)+details

Uploaded all your sketches ('cept Vladger. where are you mang I wanna draw for youu aghh D:) and Arazia's inks too c:

Just a heads up for my commissioners:
I'll be scanning a pile on Wednesday, I sent out notes too but I'm sticking this here for my own reference as well and just in case I forgot anyone c:

1.Arazia - inks/finished
2.Azuma - sketch/finished
3.Silvolf - sketch/finished
4.Jane - sketch/finished
5.Witiko - inks/sketch done, will await feedback before inking after Wednesday
6.FoxxieAngel - inks/sketch done, etc
7.Godzuki - inks/sketch done, etc
8.Cloudy - inks/sketch done, etc
9.Celest_644 - colours/starting
10.Vladger - sketch/awaiting payment(i think D:)+details

Oh shit and I have a job interview tomorrow woop
I wants to be a trainee vet nurse, so I will claw wildly at this opportunity :D

EDIT:
Awwrite commissions are closed nao, I've filled up my list c:




I'm in need of some money as I plan to move in with a friend so I'm taking sketch commissions at $10 each. The turnaround for these should be pretty quick, also please note that these are 100% digital - nothing will be sent out to you. The scanned image is sent to you digitally [though at a later date I may be able to send originals if postage is paid? I'm in the UK]

Prices are as follows:
Sketch: $10
Extra character: +$7 (Characters must be interacting in some way)
Adult theme: +$5
Inks: +$5

Payment via Paypal only, and I'll be using a friend's account at first until I get my bank sorted out so I won't put her paypal up here. Please comment/note if interested C:

I've got the entire weekend and Monday free ;D

one quick edit: Forgot to mention that the paypal fees would need to be paid as well, since it's not my account o:

My scanner is broken, lol.

BUT I'll brb with another one k

And I actually have stuff to scan ffffff typical

My hida meme got taken down because it was "unoriginal"

Now I wanna see who did it first ;0;
And I didn't get to read the comments ;0;




EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIESSSSS
But here it is anyway:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....rehidameme.jpg

I'm sittin next to Kei and we're being GEEKS on the puters hrhrhrrhr.
And we ate chocolits and pistachio nuts. NOM.
Yesterday was awwlright. Despite hyper children and some awkward relatives.
And I got to meet her double rex rat guu, and shakespare too. Dee they're cute and teeny. Donny is a lard XD So I got to cuddle 8 rats today :D
And now we're gonna go watch Plague Dogs and play with Diego sommore.
I SHUD DRAW

I'm off to go hang with Keihound for her BIRFDAI tomorrow.

AND OHBOY will it be awesomeee. We're gonna get wasted and sit there giggling I bet XD And I get to meet her mum and grandmum and I getta see crystal (gorgeous greyhound) :D

SO. EXCITED.

Ha ha HA! Stem cells.

:V hay if you're faving shit, feel free to comment on it so I know what I'm doing right XD
Plus I'm LONELY *WOEFACE*

Okay not rly.

Listening to Sepultura and smoking some joints is all I need today :D

Appearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[ ] I am taller than 6'0"
[ ] I think I'm ugly
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (I miss purple D:)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x] I have a tattoo. (I have lots :0)
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Want bigger boobies dammit, lulz)
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 2 piercings.
[x] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've got one or two Scars (Thankyou tomboyish childhood)

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (They swear back :D)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[x] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[ ] Have a spoiled sibling

School/Work
[ ] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[x ] I've stolen something from my job (And it was tasty)
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Are or Have been home schooled

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally
[x] I've had my pants rip in public
[x] I fell down on my face (FUCK YOU SLIPPERY SURFACES)

Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone. (Well I might have, mum didn't take me to the hospital though and now it's lumpyyy .__.)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (AH LIVE HERE)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country.
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. (Not from there, but yes from the internetsss)
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[x] I've kissed a girl/guy

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[x] I've done hard drugs. (I tried COCAINES and it sucked flacid dick. But Speed is a laugh)
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I cut myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I buy the newspaper everyday

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair (Always playing with muh dreads)
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well. (I fucking love cooking.)
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.

Who has a livejournal?

I'm ttly there: http://blasphemusfish.livejournal.com/

Come! let us circle jerk.

Harrrrk.

I'm going home at the weekend.
But I am glad for the lols that I hath received :D