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Posted 10 years agoI just had some of these : http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/6.....ot_540x540.jpg maple & bacon flavoured mixed nuts. Rather nice too.
A short Story
Posted 11 years agoA young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. one day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house. the young familys 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. they chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. they even gave her, her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing 2 pounds in 10p coins. the little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier. the little girl proudly replied "i worked all last week with the men building a big house."
"My goodness gracious" said the cashier, "will you be working on the house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said "I think so. provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks."
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. they chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. they even gave her, her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing 2 pounds in 10p coins. the little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier. the little girl proudly replied "i worked all last week with the men building a big house."
"My goodness gracious" said the cashier, "will you be working on the house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said "I think so. provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks."
A short Story
Posted 11 years agoA young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. one day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house. the young familys 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. they chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. they even gave her, her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing 2 pounds in 10p coins. the little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier. the little girl proudly replied "i worked all last week with the men building a big house."
"My goodness gracious" said the cashier, "will you be working on the house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said " think so. provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks."
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. they chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. they even gave her, her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing 2 pounds in 10p coins. the little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier. the little girl proudly replied "i worked all last week with the men building a big house."
"My goodness gracious" said the cashier, "will you be working on the house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said " think so. provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks."
IDK whether to facepaw or rofl . . .
Posted 12 years ago'Jedi Knights could perform ceremonies': Free Church of Scotland hits out at government plans to create third category of marriage
The church described proposals as 'completely nonsensical'
A consultation on the plans will be held later this week
Around 14,000 Scots named their religion as Jedi in 2011 census.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art.....ns_campaign=1490
The church described proposals as 'completely nonsensical'
A consultation on the plans will be held later this week
Around 14,000 Scots named their religion as Jedi in 2011 census.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art.....ns_campaign=14
Great Movie!!!!
Posted 13 years agoI just watched this movie (Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning) and loved it, it definitely deserves a wider audience, I thought it far better than the Original Star Trek movie :P
More info here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_W.....the_Pirkinning
More info here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_W.....the_Pirkinning
Fun Theme Park If a little strange!!!!
Posted 13 years agoI saw this really interesting Theme park whilst idly randomly checking out things
http://www.themeparkreview.com/euro.....onbonland1.htm
It definitely looks worth a visit if even only to say I have been there, you really need to look at all 5 pages of photos AND read the descriptions to see why :)
http://www.themeparkreview.com/euro.....onbonland1.htm
It definitely looks worth a visit if even only to say I have been there, you really need to look at all 5 pages of photos AND read the descriptions to see why :)
The Difference between men and women
Posted 13 years agoMan: "I saw a squirrel in the apple tree eating some apples today"
Woman:
“well I was looking out of the kitchen window while I was making myself a sandwich, and I saw something , then I looked closer and saw it was a squirrel he run up the tree and sat in the branches fluffing his tail, then he looked around and grabbed an apple and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and etc etc etc"
Woman:
“well I was looking out of the kitchen window while I was making myself a sandwich, and I saw something , then I looked closer and saw it was a squirrel he run up the tree and sat in the branches fluffing his tail, then he looked around and grabbed an apple and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and and started to eat it, then he spat out the pips dropped the peel on the ground, then got another apple and etc etc etc"
Iron Baby
Posted 15 years agoSneak preview of the new Iphone 5
Posted 15 years agoDilemma?
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.bigplansbigcrash.com/wp-.....ll_1250831.jpg
answer for me is neither, as its not male . . . .
answer for me is neither, as its not male . . . .
Gay Daleks?
Posted 15 years agoOne for scat lovers . . . . .
Posted 15 years agoThe mating season
Posted 16 years agoDisembowel these morons
Posted 16 years agoIn soviet Russia . . . .
Posted 16 years agoFoxes hump wolves XD
Gay Gorillas
Posted 16 years agoOne of Dian Fossey's subjects, a silverback gorilla named Titus, finally succumbed after a short illness at the age of 35. Born in 1974, Fossey named him after the title character of Mervyn Peake's novel Titus Groan. Titus found himself under almost constant observation by scientists during his life in the Virunga Mountains of Rwanda, which saw him bond with a group of young male gorillas, where homosexual behaviour was the norm. He went on to oust a larger silverback to become the dominant male in what was believed to be the largest group of gorillas ever seen in the wild. Researchers also believe that Titus sired more children than any other gorilla on record. As is the way of these things his powers finally waned, and he was ousted by his son Kuryama, who eventually took control of the group. It was reported that Titus, far from being irked by the loss of his powers, assisted his son in managing the group and was still regarded, with respect, by the other gorillas.
Awww Cuteness
Posted 16 years agoCute just isnt enough to describe this collection of clips from Snow Buddies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndU6t7bF54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndU6t7bF54
Nuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 16 years agoThis made me smile . . . .
Posted 16 years agoAn instruction? or simply they way things will be?
http://www.wayodd.com/family-planni.....the-uk/v/6519/
http://www.wayodd.com/family-planni.....the-uk/v/6519/
Lucky? or unlucky?
Posted 16 years agoI saw this news article and just stared in disbelief, this guy is both the unluckiest and the luckiest guy around
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/as.....ic/7963581.stm
To be hit by one nuclear weapon is bad enough but 2?
And amazingly to survive both . . . .
I still can’t decide if he is lucky or Jonah
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/as.....ic/7963581.stm
To be hit by one nuclear weapon is bad enough but 2?
And amazingly to survive both . . . .
I still can’t decide if he is lucky or Jonah
oscar
Posted 16 years agoI was searching for a musci video i wanted and came across Oscar
This do is just adorable, I jyst want to hug a kiss him he is soooo cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c6ZpoO54l8
This do is just adorable, I jyst want to hug a kiss him he is soooo cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c6ZpoO54l8
Duh!!!!
Posted 16 years agoDo you ever find yourself staring at a carton of orange juice because it has the word 'Concentrate' on it?
Wolves . . .. . .
Posted 16 years agoWell its about time the old saying "thrown to the wolves" was scrapped . . . nowadays rather than tear you to shreds they will just make you die of exhaution from mounting them as they raise their tails.
The state of wolves today Little Red Riding hood is well safe.
Whatever happened to the big bad wolf?
The state of wolves today Little Red Riding hood is well safe.
Whatever happened to the big bad wolf?
