...Where everything went wrong and nothing really good happened at all, but you don't... really care?

Today, I worked far too long at my job and caught all sorts of crap. Customers were general assholes, moreso than usual, I cut open my elbow on the FUCKING CUP HOLDERS(WHAT?!), and then when I was finally free, clocked out and got my food, my dink spilled ALL over me.

Also my nose has been bleeding like I'm some sort of crack addict or something, which I should probably look into.

But I'm still feeling pretty good, regardless. YAY FOR BEING A MANIC DEPRESSIVE...? ;u;

I flooded you with shitty sketches >.< But I had my scanner hooked up and my sketchbook was finished... Also I will be away for a couple of days! This will hold you over :I Plenty to flip through.

G'night, may I see you after my trip.

OH hell yeah bitches. It's vodka time.

Somehow I feel I'm more manly without my binding shirt, so long as I am topless and drinking vodka out of the bottle. :I One step closer to my ultimate goal of having a penis. WHOO

Kay, so I'm a homoface.

Whatever, that's cool. Anyway, I'm in a not so super mood, it's making me cranky, because when I get sad, I get mad at myself for it >.< Anyway, I want to do design trades, and possibly an art trade. I have no money, but I REALLY want to do stuff. ;o; I'll probs post up more at  ~insovietrussia~, since that's where I post that sort of crap >.>

Needs mo furiends.

I play a lot of Fable(2 and 3) and stuff atm due to not having money to buy anything else, but I also have RE5 and plan on getting L4D and L4D2 and stuff once I get some mo monies. BUT YEAH, my Gamertag is In5ovietRussia. :B Feel free to add me even if I have no clue who you are, then proceed to be entertained because I have a headset. :D

Also last night's livestream made me frustrated and sadcakes. :C When will I get a computer that works when I stream?

Also how does one put an image on this website? :B I hate trying then just getting a jumbled mess of letters instead.

Gettin ready to livestream here for the first time for realsies :B

I think. Derp. My computer seems to be doing it right this time, but meh, we'll see what happens.

http://www.livestream.com/insovietrussia?t=459202

Typing on a psp is HARD! Anywho, I got that sexy new Ghost of Sparda psp, and now instead of sleeping like I should be, I am perusing FA. Logic fails. I should go to bed.

Night dawgs and dogs!

OMG it's been so loooong since I've done one of these.

Here it is anywho, for Vitya because I loves him so much right now.

1) What's your character's name?
Vitya Belikov

2) How old is he/she?
Not a clue. He claims to be somewhere between 25 and 36. But that's a big gap, sooo @_@

3) Is your OC a boy or girl?
Dat Man

4) What's his/her race species?
Humen

Appearance

1) If this character were to suddenly become part of the real world, and ended up in a heavily-populated area, how many stares would he/she get?
A fair amount. He's a seven foot tall man with long wild hair who would probably be covered in a full-body leather suit. >.>

2) Is your character considered normal in his/her own world?
Uhhh not really :I

3) What would be his/her most recognizable feature(s)?
His being seven foot tall... or his hair. Actually, probably the facial markings that are actually scars.

4) Would you consider your OC as attractive?
Mildly. Ok yes. Fuck. :I


Personality

1) Temper?
His emotions are fairly dead, so it's difficult to make him ACTUALLY angry

2) Does your character ever get depressed?
Every now and then, but not often.

3) Leader or Follower?
He's surprisingly a follower. He feels like he has no direction in his life and is happy to serve others, so long as they give him freedom. He isn't a BAD leader though, as he does do a lot of that too.

4) What is the main aspect(s) of his/her personality?
Mistrusting, cruel, calculating, but naive and childish deep down.


History

1) Did your OC have a family of any sort? If so, are they still alive?
He had one. They are gone now. I'm not certain if they are dead or alive, I just know he has no contact with them.

2) Is your character out on his/her own?
Yes. Oh god yes.

3) Has he/she encountered any traumatizing events?
Yes, he was raped. Yeah, I know, that's something that's happened to EVERYONE'S characters, but I never do it, and it kind of makes Vitya special to me. (That and his response was to become a completely mistrusting sociopath who enjoys killing and eating other humans. >.>) It's sort of a big deal to me, in other words.

4) What was probably the best time in his/her life so far?
Probably right now, considering he has a job that he LOVES and a boss that he respects, and a boyfriend that he trusts.


Romance

1) Single?
No

2) Has your OC developed any romantic relationships?
At least two.

3) Virgin?
Oh no.

4) Does your character like flirting?
No. He doesn't flirt and being flirted with leaves him confused and flustered and generally has him making attempts to kill or escape.


Symbolism

1) What animal would you associate your OC with?
lol wolfhound

2) Musical Instrument?
Ffff bassoon.

3) Element?
Ice

4) Planet?
Uh... Earth? lol. Planets apparently have symbolism e.e


Showing the Love

1) Do you draw your character?
All the fucking time *points to gallery*

2) Do you write about him/her?
I don't usually write stand alone things.

3) Do you use him/her in any RPGs?
Yes, two. One in an alternate universe.

4) What other ways have you appreciated your OC?
I uhhh... I got two commissions of him, though I would like more if possible.


RANDOMIZE!

1) Is your character wanted for anything?
He would be if anyone knew he existed, but he's VERY good at staying off the radar.

2) What are three weaknesses in him/her?

a) Paranoia- causes stress that wears him out easily
b) Naivety- He didn't really have a childhood, so things that would be common sense to one would be a surprise to him.
c) Power- He is very powerful, and a high-ranking member of the Romanov crime family. It makes him a big target, which in turn, feeds his paranoia! :D

3) Strengths?

a) Size/physical strength- He IS seven feet tall. And extremely active/athletic. He could probably crush you with his bare hands.
b) Self-Control- He is in control of himself enough to be able to turn off his sensations. Or rather, he can make it seem as though he doesn't feel pain or pleasure if needed.
c) Intelligence- He is EXTREMELY intelligent, being fluent in English, Russian, and German, and his technological/engineering skills are a force to be reckoned with.

4) Does your OC drink or smoke (etc.)?
No, he liked to keep his body in fantastic working order, so forsakes things like alcohol and tobacco to keep himself at 100%

5) What's one quirk about him/her?
Just one? I'd have to say his love of cats and children. He gets extremely sweet around them.

6) Does your character have any phobias?
Dogs and living human flesh. He's afraid of dogs because they probably attacked him more than once(due to his tendency to trespass >.>), and he just really hates the feel of warm human flesh. It freaks him out for the most part.

7) What could you do to get him/her into a blind rage?
Disrespect, especially after challenging him to a fight. One must show the proper respect for his skill and power, and he doesn't like being talked down to.

8) Does your OC like chickens?
He's never really encountered living chickens, but probably. XD He likes eating chicken!


The Final Question
What would you consider your relationship with your character to be like?
We'd probably never talk. I'd meet him and be all "bbuuuuhhh scary" and then walk away and hope I never meet him again.

Thank you to  potassiumdrip for helping me raise some money for the Venture Bros.

Hank is in the process of geting his kitty ailments fixed, but unfortunately, Dean has taken up a number of bad habits, and we can't afford to fix them both :C Dean is being sacrificed. Not literally, but he is going. Bye byyye ;o; I will miss him very much, but what must be done must be done.

In the meantime, I am typing from a new computer :O

Well... again it's not really new, and it's not TECHNICALLY mine, I am just borrowing it indefinitely. :I It is nice to have a screen that I can see again.

EDIT: ;3; Apparently we get to keep him. Thank  zombee-puppy's mom. I know I will if I can manage to talk to her.

OH HEY

YOU KNOW HOW I HAVEN'T HAD A SCANNER IN FOREVER?

MY ROOMATE  theolis-wolfpaw BASICALLY JUST SCANNED MY ENTIRE LAST SKETCHBOOK

FFFF

So yeah, sorry about all the spam that's about to happen.

;o;

I know I don't live with them anymore, but once they are your babies, they are your babies for life, and when you get a call at midnight saying that one of them is VERY sick, you want to help, regardless.

So, I have these for you, two very reasonably-priced artists that share in my parenting of Hank and Dean, our two Egyptian Mau kittens, who are offering commissions to help them out.

 zombee-puppy (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2025543/)

and

 lochi (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2018348/)

They need some money, and since I probably only have about $0.15 to my name, I can't help but to contribute to getting the word out and offering smallish commissions myself.

$5 sketch/adoptable(of any sort found in my gallery)
$10 headshot, fully colored.

;o; I know I owe trades, but I've been off of my computer for awhile, and getting money to help the cats is my priority. I'll take as many as people plan to get, so no 'slots'. I will just type up the names of those people here so that I cannot forget.

"Stupid" is my new word for cute(and/or funny), apparently. Sorry if I accidentally offend or something, it's just sorta... what happened. XP

Anyway, I'll be back to art after I RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF FABLE OMGGGGGGGG

I got an xbox for xmas(lololol), and I have four games for it, two of which are Fable(II and III) and I... I have to save my kingdom ;_; All while being a total and complete prick. So yeah. I'll bbl.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Nala Madera

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Half Baked Molasses(Hurrhurr, double meanings)

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
S-Vid

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Snake

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Marie Augusta

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Vidsa

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Silver Milk(Oh god... XD)

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Norman (Do not have any other grandfathers)

9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Vanilla Reese

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's & mother's middle names )
Irene (Don't know my father >.>)

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Weaver Washington

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Winter Honeysuckle

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Nectarine Hoodie

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Chowder Marigold

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Drawing Lightning Tour

lawl I don't know males in my family :D

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i DRANK
TOO MUCH

VADKA SHOT AND APPLE CAREAEMEL SGOHRT

SIX OR WHAT? fUCK SORRY
i Cn MAAN gOOD NITGHT i AM DLEEPS xd

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you know what iu maen

i'm going to be before i hurt myseklf

My pursething got stolen.

:I

Whatevs.

(Also, it is already taken care of, card canceled ect ect.)

Okay, so I'm not on the up and up on FA so much, but this is kinda fucking ridiculous. I can understand the people leaving because of the 'hacking', but the other thing?

First off, let me just say this, regardless of whether it is rape or not, it's none of your goddamn business. It's for the judge/jury to decide if/when there is hopefully a trial.

I also don't understand how all of you think that this SOMEHOW reflects on you? Honestly, I just think that all men on the internet are rapists until proven otherwise, so I eliminate this sort of problem.

Bottom line, it has nothing to do with anyone but the people's involved, and if you're put off by Dragoneers opinion or anyone elses opinion, then just ignore that person. One doesn't have to ruin it for the bajillion other people on the site, and honestly, if you leave and go to another site, you will eventually come across more bullshit drama on THAT site, so why not just start a blog and do that?

Anyway, feel free to hate me for my opinion, but let me just end with this: I won't change my mind, don't bother arguing. If you're just so damn enraged by what I have to say, then fuck off, I'm in no mood. I will not delete any posts, but I will ignore them.

Too much hateful shit going around this season. It's too damn cold to be fussing about shit going on half the world away or more. On the other hand, feel free to be pissed if you actually KNOW the people involved.

Got a virus. Someone help me out? I already deleted my old account and made a new one that seems to be holding up, but just in case, I want to do a full hard drive reset... thing. I BELIEVE I'm operating on Windows XP, or 7, not really sure, but I know it isn't Vista. If anyone knows how to do a heavy duty hard drive wipe, please do share with me the knowledge, I'd be forever grateful <3

http://pchat.mine.nu/paintchat.php?.....e1af4751a974e9

Gonna be there in about a minute. I want people to talk to and draw with, and since this site doesn't crash my derpy computer, this is the best way to do both without getting frustrated.

Username is Mavu. If anyone asks, I'll tell the name of the room, but right now I'm still scoping out which one I wanna use >3>

EDIT: I'm done pchatting D: My printscreen is failing me and I do not want to spend too many hours working on something I cannot keep.

Hiatus from the internet tiiiiiiiiime! Of course, this is no news to FA. I often leave for months at a time, this is just a scheduled disappearance where I KNOW I will be gone.

My life is in shambles, and the holidays are full of shittiness. Like, honest to goodness shittiness, not the "OMG my family is sooooo stupid/boring/doesn't understand me' shittiness. Anyway, I'm going to go cry in a corner while I try to get rid of my migraine and try to deal with the 3 extra hours of work my job is giving me every day. That's like, 15 hours more a week x.x And that's just ONE job! Nevermind the other job coming into 'holiday season'.

Whatever, I want to die, so I will make an attempt to control that urge by not locking myself in my room and forcing myself outside, where it is cold and unpleasant and hurt my knees because they have unmedicated arthritis. -_-;

All of the cool kids were doing it.

But really... Everyone can shut up now, the decision has been made and no amount of baaaaaw or discussion about legality will change it, sorry. Don't you think they thought about that? Honestly, the staff here on FA has been the most comprehensible, user-friendly staff I've had the pleasure of having to deal with ever, and I find it hard to believe that they would just be like "FUCK OUR USERS, WE DO WHAT WE WANT" without thinking things through.

inb4 obligatory response of 'the mods suck'

Because I need the money, also sort of hate having my adoptables cluttering up my account here.

 ~insovietrussia~ <----There it is. Check it out sometime, I'm working on putting up old designs that weren't once available for purchase but now are. XP Right now there are just the ones that I've been working on lately.

What the hell do i do to deseve this shit?

So, apparently if you have an 'extended insufficient funds' thing on your account, they take ONE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS from you.

GEE

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED

THANKS, NOW I NEED $75 JUST TO PAY BACK MY LOANS BY THURSDAY, NEVERMIND OH, EATING FOR ANOTHER WEEK. FUCK THAT COOL KIDS DON'T EAt.

Fuck my life. Just fuck it. I'm so over this bullshit. The bank is gonna get their ass bitch out in the morning.

Thinking about making this just an art account and starting up an adoptables account. I saw  ghosties doing it and thought it was a good idea, since adoptables are not always the prettiest pictures, and people might get annoyed seeing them on this account. Also I am OCD and NEED ORDER. So yes. Opinions?

I suppose I need to try that shit, and since I fuckin forgot what the questions are and where to find them, why don you all ask me what the hell you wanna know? I will probs ask peeps on y! as well, because I wanna do some of that shit and fuckin'... whatever.

I'm having a hard time thinking @_@

Mebbe? I'll take a few, but no promises on speedz, though design trades might be faster.

Sloooots(yeah right, like more than one person wants to trade with me XD):

1.  ladyvenommyotismon
2.  mixy
3.  rellis
4.  zipperface

If this goes over well, I may do more.


In Waiting! (You can still ask to trade, in other words X3)

COMPLETED:

1.  -sushi- Sushi http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4679348
2.  milku Milku http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4679376
3.  zombbh Gary(Gyarados) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4679363
4.  slane Takuya http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4709754
5.  luxizze Correc http://www.furaffinity.net/view/480...../#cid:35680612