Hi there. In case you didn't know because none of you did, Im in the hospital. ive been here for 4 days now and its admittedly been a nightmare. I cant eat food or drink anything. I can only move during dedicated times. starting to feel like my ProjectMax1 short log story I wrote all those years back.

aww well.

Hey i just noticed I passed 1000 pageviews. ok i probably passed it a while ago but i just realized it myself. Im at 1080 pageviews as of writing this and i wanted to think everyone because i dont really do that all that often. also wanted to think all 25 furs who actually watch me. its been a fun and somewhat interesting 3 years on this site and it wont end soon

Happy pi day everyone
day of pie flavoured pi pies for maths
3/14/15
3.14159....

I just thought I would take the time to kind of explain all of my characters that I have listed up on the top of my page, Starting of coarse with my own fursona: Maxi (exe. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16001342/ sorry i dont draw much and its the best way to show his appearance)

Max has been my fursona since I first grew my fur. I dont really know if that phrasing really works but basically since about when I was 11 or so. At the time I had no idea what a furry was and yet I still identified as one, well I identified as a husky at least. Maxi started out as just a pretty normal husky but through the years he changed quite a lot. His design, name and character all changed as I did. Mostly he didn't really have any of these until a few years later. The first thing to come through was his name. If you saw my last journal than you probably already know where it came from but in case, Maxi came from 2 games I was playing at the time. Pokemon Ruby was the first one, I enjoyed team magma and there leader Maxie was one of the coolest characters I thought. However he wasn't a playable character and it was hard to sympathies with him. Later I got Soul Caliber 2 and Maxi became me, well second most used character. At the time I got Nintendogs and I picked the husky as the first dog I got. When it came to giving him a name I picked Maxi due to the enjoyment both those characters gave me. That began my association of Maxi to a husky.

Oddly enough his design or character wasnt really established until I joined here a few years back. I was taking a creative writing class and I decided to make a short story series based off my fursona and through that his character and appearance were greatly developed. I made the series in the style of a live journal of my characters experiences. If you have not read the short story you can still find them in my submissions at the beginning however it really wasnt great and you will lose much of the effect as it was suppose to be a live story. In case you dont want to read heres a condensed version.

Basically a kid named Scott (me) was assigned to a Russian military lab working on experiments with gene splicing to create effective soldiers for various climates. Scott did not know any of this at first but he quickly learned that this place was immoral. After weeks of being experimented on he tried to make an escape. During this escape however the entire facility exploded and he was sent into a comma. After waking up in a Russian hospital with no memory of why he was in Russia in the first place. He suffered serious injuries losing his right index figure and left eye along with many puncture wounds and temporarily loss his leg functions. Scott staid inside the hospital until he could walk again where the hospital helped him get back home. Weeks after he was back home, his hair turned black and his body started changing, The mutations sped up over time and freaked him out to the point that he ran away because he didn't want his family to see him that way. He ran back to Russia hoping to find answers about what happened to him that caused his mutations. He never really found any answers as the story ended before he could. Through his searching however he managed to create a robotic figure and eye to replace the ones he lost and later was found by Alex and Zed and brought back to New York.

Thats where his story really ended and this channel opened up to just be my channel. I gave up on the whole live log thing and started posting other stuff. All this should be familiar if youve been following me for a long time and because his story ended there was a lot planned that never got told. This however was how we last saw Maxi and no more story was really made for him. Its the other characters in my page that i never got to flesh out as much as Max that I am doing this series of journals to explain but I thought it would be good to give you all a refresher on my main character, my one and only fursona,

Some quick things that never got told or explored in the stories are, He suffers from Dissociative Identity Disorder(DID) or split personality disorder as some of you might know it as. Basically Max's(the dog he was spliced with) and Scott's identity now both share the same body. This causes conflicts and headaches along with severe mood swings, after all, the dog died and awoke again in another body. The original Max is very angry and scared because of what happened, even more so than Scott as Max has no understanding of it where as Scott at least sort of understands it though a geeks sci-fi induced mind.

Maxi also has PTSD and flashbacks of the lab from both Max's and Scott's perspective even though he still barely remembers what happened there.

Asides from that Maxi is just my fursona. He embodies everything I am, he likes what I like and eats what I eat. It was a dark back-story to a relatively simple fursona. He is very playful and friendly but very shy. He is just me, asides from the traumatizing back-story that probably wont play too big of a role in his character anymore now that the story had ended... well stopped at least.

If you have any questions or ideas or just want to talk please comment away. I like having conversations and I wish we had more

Also i do intend on posting a lot more that ive been holding back for a while now

next we'll cover Cojack and Lilly

Havent done one of these in far to long so WTH
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1. What is your name? - Maxi

2. Do you know why you were named that? -Soul Caliber 2... and Pokemon Ruby both were my inspirations in the name.

3. Single or taken? -Single as always

4. Have any abilities or powers?- I can turn invisible when no one is looking

5. Stop being a Mary Sue! - Who da whAt?

6. What's your eye color? - which one? I was blue eyed before the experiments, after they turned more gold. and than there's the silver grey metal eye that replaced mine after the explosion

7. How about hair color? - At this point, black I guess

8. Have you any family members? - Mother Father Brother and thats about it that I really care about

9. Oh? How about pets? - mostly dogs... a cat

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like. - Assholes

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?- Photography mostly. I dabble in many things though

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before? - yeah sure.

13. Ever… killed anyone before? - Never on purpose

14. What kind of animal are you? Husky

15. Name your worst habits. - I like chewing on things I guess

16. Do you look up to anyone at all? - Santa

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual? - Probably straight...

18. Do you go to school? - yes

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day? - maybe, the gene pool has to continue somehow

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys? - doubt it

21. What are you most afraid of? - Running out of cookies

22. What do you usually wear? - clothing, often a shirt, some pants, and boots... oh and my hat :3

23. What's one food that tempts you? - Cookies count?

24. Am I annoying you? - Not really.

25. Well, it's still not over! - GOOD!

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)? - Middle class

27. How many friends do you have? - ... umm, 2? maybe

28. What are your thoughts on pie? PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE

30. Favorite drink? - Milk

31. What's your favorite place? - 日本

32. Are you interested in anyone~? - Should I be?

33. That was a stupid question. - That was a stupid answer

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean? - I would prefer a lake.

35. What's your type? - Helvetica

36. Any fetishes? - probably somewhere

37. Seme or uke? - Lime

38. Camping or indoors? - Indoors. I like to camp but I would prefer to be inside over camping any day.

39. I Tag: hershey's chocolate

hi all. remember me... no, GREAT!! :3 good to know.

Anyway i just wanted to give an update...

for one, the stories dead, probably. I might bring it back every once in a while but i really dont work on it a lot anymore. besides its not like any of you really care about that.

Another thing, I'm eating a cookie right now, just thought you should know

thats really all i have to say soooooo

yeah... kay bye :3

I probably did this one way back when but I can't quite remember and who cares anyway. I wanna do it
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[X] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[X] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 3

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[] you like when people pet your head
[X] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper(wouldn't you stop. personally i would be like "Da fuk wrong with you?")
Total: 4

[] you sleep a lot during daytime(i wish)
[x] you enjoy scaring birds(chasing but it does the same thing)
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them(more to annoy them and rarely)
[] you bite people if they annoy you(haven't in a LONG time)
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[] milk or water is your favourite drink
Total: 1

[X] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it(never comes off... ok rarely comes off)
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want(i have been known to do that)
Total: 3

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"(what else would they be)
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about(more often than you think)
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around(again... I wish)
Total: 3


[] you have your favourite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often(dont know why either)
[x] you hide when you get scared(seems like a proper thing to do right?... Right?)
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot(what oral fixation?)
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 3

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it(more than one with more than one name)
[x] you refer to your self as an animal(People seem to forget that humans are animals)
[] your username has something to do with animals
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better(just cause I always have)
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time(adhd without the H, but you wouldnt read add right anyway)
[] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water(works better than expected, not as good as you would want)
Total: 5

Final total: 26

I'm 52% Furry
only half... wut
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Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"

Good kami this took way to long but I finally finished successfully chapter 4. This was WAY more trouble than it was worth and thats really why it took so long. School, computer problems(I'm on a whole new machine now), for a while google locked me out making it impossible to work on it, and more.
Sorry for those who waited forever and sorry its not that good to begin with.

No more playing around. Guys I really am sorry that Ch.4 hasn't yet been posted. From the real Maxi, from the real Scott, From the REAL me, I am truly sorry. School has been taking up so much of my free time. A lot more than I had ever anticipated. It will be posted as soon as it's done and it wont be done till I have more free time. High hopes. But I feel it wont be soon. Sorry

I am so very sorry for the delay, It turns out it was way wore than I had originally anticipated. I am not gonna make any promises now as they haven't worked out so far but I am working with a few different people to figure this out. should be ready soon. hopes are high.

~Mr. Wolff

sorry for the delay. turns out my files have been to far corrupted and I have had to write it all from scratch. This WILL result in unwanted delays but I am doing what I can to fix it.

~Mr. Wolff

....................I CAN GO TO ANTHROCON!.....................

Throughout my life I have dealt with the strange and abnormal. But I still do get surprised all the time. If you haven't read my last journal you may not know this but my main computer that I do all my everything really died early January. After sitting like a brick for almost 2 months however, in the middle of the night, while I was asleep WRRRRRRRRRRRRR She returns to life. Suddenly. Almost like it went on vacation without letting me know and just arrived back in town that night.

Anyway due to this it shouldn't be much longer till the next chapter comes out. I do have to rewrite it as some of the things have been corrupted but luckly I have a physical form of it right here next to me.

So long, and thanks for all the ghoti

~Mr. Wolff

I am so sorry for the delay in Beyond Unseen. my main comp died and am waiting for a new one

~Mr. Wolff

Merry Christmahanakwanzika & a Happy Festivus for the rest of us

Happy end of the world every body. see you all in hell

pie,pie,pie,π,pie I LIKE PIE

Hi everyfur... whats today

NO its thursday...
ok so it could be that too but still...

Ok I just wanted to wish every American fur out there a Happy Thanksgiving

If your not an American... TAKE ME WITH YOU.... GET ME OUTTA HERE

GIANT COOKIE APPEARS OUT OF THE SKY AND FALLS CRUMBLING ALL OVER THE LAND. People from all over run out to investigate to find crumbles some 2 feet wide. Realizing what had happened they start to gather all the still warm cookie from all over.

BOOM ALIENS BLOW UP EARTH
were all dead, happy now Frank West.
:p

Moral of the story, Giant sky cookies taste vary good

sick though Halloween... only now getting better.


still 2 more weeks-.- till ...

next week is finals week too

GRAAAAAAAAAAGELDORPH

that is all

Snow day^^

well... asheville snow day... so umm. theres snow, somewhere.
its still an early snow day whether it sticks or not and i is happy

:3
me loves snow

GRAAAAAGLE. yes. HI THERE EVERYONES. hows yous :3 no bother, your not gonna answer anyway so why even ask. schools been keeping me vary busy(just keep telling yourself that) so yeah... umm, I do have chapter 1 done and the next few planed out but i haven't gotten around to posting them because... im lazy ;3 no really. thats about the only reason. also i got photoshop cs6 now and i have been waiting for that. but it wasnt required i know. oh well. oh, class time. ttyl

Hi everyfur. I just wanted to let you know im starting a now story series. I am vary excited about this one. Its something ive been wanting to do for a while. Its going to finally give the story to many many of my characters including John, Mr. Moo, Zed and more. so tune in soon for what i hope to be a well received mystery series

due to the move i havent been able to take many photos of anything. There is a small backlog that i will try to upload as soon as possible but you just must understand that i am busy with other things right now. however i do have a surprise to show all of you soon. im vary excited about it. :3 all though money is tight right now and the big problem is everything costs money. especially this surprise. but its worth it. if you wish to guess fill free but it wont be reviled till i retrieve it.

ps i havent received any and i mean ANY requests yet. perhaps its for the best but no one even talks. not a one says hi or anything. that makes me feel alone, i love interactions but oh well...

pps i am writing this in cours so yeah. im gonna stop for a sec

I just finished math finals, hehe yus is was a quick class. i have 3 levels of math this semester. next one starts tuesday. but the point is i finished early and so... well ok so i suppose i dont have to wait too long anymore, yays in-between class time. to those who are curious dont be. k. good. now that we got that settled i can get on with the real business at hand. I haven't had a lot of time for much due to the move and school but i do want to start posting soon. now i am awful at drawing anything, every once in a while i'll get something that looks ok. thats why you barley see art from me but i want that to change. i can't get better if i dont try now can i? so if you are willing i will be taking requests for simple peaces. absolutly free, just comment anywhere, skype me, email(for those who have it) or note me and just give me time. I also might not do all the things i am asked for but anything to get myself to practice.

REMEMBER I AM VARY BUSY SO PLEASE ALLOW ME TO DO IT AT MY OWN LEISURE