It was my birthday today...

Welp, two years until I reach 30!

It's kind of bizarre, looking back and seeing how long I've been on this place.

It's been suggested to me that I should open up commissions, and I've decided to take the plunge! I don't expect demand to be high, so for now it will be on an indefinite basis, first come first served. My standard price is 15$!

What I like drawing:
* Lewd stuff - anal, BDSM, oral, you name it!
* Superheroes
* Military history themes
* Action scenes

My initial rules are going to be as follows:
* No extreme or complex fetishes (hyper, inflation, scat, transformation, cub)
* Payment before I start work
* Payment will be via PayPal
* Limit of two characters
* I reserve the right to refuse your commission if it is something I am not comfortable drawing
* I need a decent reference pic, along with a thorough, coherent description of what you'd like

Drop me a note if you're interested!

Decided to try this out (just in case anyone is interested).

Ask my three main OCs:

Dealanach/Duncan Gunn
Gaisgeach/Moira Gunn
Silver Ghost/Marcus Kholyawsky

Whatever you feel like, and see what they reply with!!

.....I'm not certain whether I should splash my screen with Holy Water ,or just embrace Satanism.

Everyone seems to be doing this now, so I thought I'd get in on the act! Ask anything you like, though I retain the right to refuse a question that will involve spoilers!


Heroes:

Dealanach
Blowout
Faktare

Looking to improve my skills, so I've decided to open request slots!


What I will not draw:

Hardcore, scat, vore, fat furs, diapers, transformation and any other far out fetishes


Also, please note that I cannot give fixed dates on when a request will be done. Please give detailed descriptions and if possible, SFW references.


Slot 1:  Tigerman

Slot 2:  Sam-Gwosdz

Slot 3:

I saw  cigarsnscotch and a few others do this for their characters, so I thought I'd try it out.



1. Gender?
"Female, though I forgive you for being unable to tell."

2. Age?
"50 years old."

3. Hug?
"I haven't had a hug in 30 years and I won't start now."

4. Bad habits?
"I have been told I can be over harsh at times; But sweat saves blood."

5. Favourite food?
"Mutton, the same as my sailors."

6. Ice Cream Flavour?
"Rum."

7. What is your species?
"Otter....Though some would argue that these limbs make me something less than that."

8. Killed anyone?
"I'm a Vice-Admiral - by extension, I have killed thousands of people."

9. Hate anyone?
"Hate can be useful, but it can also blind a commander to the bigger picture. But I loathe pirates, slavers and traitors especially."

10. Secrets?
"A commander always has secrets."

11. Favourite season?
"Seasons do not occur in space."

12. Best friends?
"In this business, friendship is a luxury."

13. Hobbies?
"I have no time for hobbies."

14. Favourite drink?
"Imperial Rum."

15. Birthday?
"I do not celebrate it."

16. Nice or mean?
"Courtesy goes a long way with the innocent - cruelty a long way with the guilty."

17. What do you think of your creator?
"A lazy degenerate who doesn't use his potential."

18. Weaknesses?
"Weaknesses get you killed."

19. How long can you stay underwater?
"4.53 minutes."

20. What do you do on a regular basis?
"I hunt pirates, fill out reports, give orders and blow up ships."

21. Do you love someone?
"See my answer to question 12."

22. Does the person love you back?
"I have no lover, so no."

23. What do you consider fun in the day?
"Seeing my fleet perform well."

24. At night?
"Seeing my fleet perform even better."

25. Do you like to play video games?
"Like" is the wrong word. I do use combat simulators on occasion."

26. Are you gay?
"No."

27. Say you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days.
"If I had a lover, you mean? I expect we would do what lovers do."

28. Place of origin?
"Carthness. Big damn foggy planet, Imperial Territories."

29. Large or small family?
"Mother and father. And a half-brother....But Galaxy knows where he is."

30. Who are your parents?
"Captain Domnall Ui Branaghan and Bheibhinn Nic Comnall."

31. Do you have a phobia?
"I lost it when I was 18 - it nearly got me killed."

32. Piercings/tattoos?
"All Imperial personnel have tattoos, myself included."

33. Do you have a pet?
"I wouldn't have the time for one."

34. Lucky number?
"None."

35. Favourite colour?
"Steel blue."

36. Eye colour?
"My bionic eye is red - my right eye is green."

37. Hair colour?
"Faded red."

38. Quick! Someone kissed your love! What do you do?
"...."

39. Favourite music?
"I enjoy the bagpipes somewhat. They remind me of home."

40. Where do you want to be right now?
"I serve the Emperor - what I "want" doesn't come into it."

41. What are you in your love's opinion?
"......Do not test me, boy."

42. Do you have a job?
"I am a Vice Admiral in the Imperial Navy; It is a lifestyle, not a job."

43. You are alone. What do you do?
"Neural-sleep and bionic maintenance."

44. Do you like parties?
"They are ......necessary, sometimes."

45. When you're alone at home, what do you like to do?
"My home is my ship - but on my homeworld, I would visit my parents."

46. Has someone drawn you in a porn situation?
"If they did, it would be an insubordination charge."

47. Favourite film?
"I don't have one."

48. Tell us something about your otp before we finish.
"I have no time for such pursuits."

49. The end, would you share this quiz with someone?
"The Imperal Navy files. Now get out."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WQUG3XW3M

This game is looking awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZo88P1Ie94

.....If I smoked weed, it would be to this.

Bright is the sword that struck the shining coat,

Hard is the wood of oak carved.

Sharp is the spear point that pierces leather,

strong is the shaft that shakes in the hand.

Arrow flies from bowstring,

Ranks of warriors heave and swell,

like the waves of the sea.


Dark is the mist that clothes the grass,

cruel the chill wind that freezes blood and flesh.

Glory comes won with bloodshed,

Strong the helm braces against the blow,

the axe replies, sharpened edge slicing wood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp8-jITevuw

Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell make eve nthe weirdest ads EPIC.

1. Tell you what animal/creature you remind me of.
2. Tell you what color I think fits you.
3. Tell you how I feel about you.
4. Insult you.
5. Tell you my favorite OC of yours. (If you have one...)
6. Tell you what season you remind me of.
7. Tell you what food you smell like in my head.
8. Think of a random nickname for you.
9. Tell you what element you remind me of.
10. Ask you to put this in your journal without using the word 'tag'

Do it!

Greatest War Films of All Time

Most Moving, Most Accurate, Most Significant, Best Soundtrack


1. Downfall (2004)

2. Schindler’s List

3. Glory

4. Assembly

5. Flags of Our Fathers

6. Henry V (1989)

7. Talvisota (1989)

8. Master and Commander

9. Saving Private Ryan

10. Paths of Glory

11. Ran

12. Zulu

13. Full Metal Jacket

14. Gettysburg

I love fighting. Wearing mail, smashing with axes, punching with shields, yelling in Old Norse.

It's damn good fun.

Windern Army Ranking systems

Equivalent rank – Windern Army rank - Role

Private – Geoguth – Enlisted man

NCO – Duguth – Commands a Fourth (either a squad or a section)

Lieutenant, Captain – Thegn – Commands a Warband (platoon) or a Soke (company)

Major, Colonel – King’s Thegn – Commands a Soke (company) or a Tenth (battalion/regiment)

Brigadier – Reeve – Commands a Hundred (brigade)

Lieutenant General – Shire reeve – Commands a Shire (division)

General – Earl – Commands a Heer (corps)

Personally, I think we shouldn't let Russia push us around. We think that what is happening in Syria is wrong, so why wait?

Guys,


I'll be going away for a week on Friday. I'll be back next monday, and I hope to see you all soon. Goodbye, hun. I love you.

My dear

I don't know what has happened,but I wish you to know that I love you DEARLY. You ahve been the closest I ever had to a brother. You've been a comfort and a companion. I beg you, please, tell me what is going on. Just let me help you. You know that, regardless fo what you've done or what has happened to you, I will understand.

I love you.

*kisses*

I love you guys.

I've been ill, recently, but I'm okay, now. I lvoe you all, especially the following:  writerguy,  rommel9,  mythrilblackpaw

I love you, especially, Eli, because you've been my rock. I love you. You're like a brother.

The following is a list of the ships under the Gheiriann Royal Navy, at the time it finlly went to war on the side of it's Union State, The Chukshan Empire. much of it's equipment was in common with the Chukshans.

45X Battle wagons, 50mm guns, MG's, 35 crewman. Tonnage 50.

20X Torpedo boats, 450mm torpedo tubes, MG's, 15mm guns, 80 crewman. Tonnage 500.

20X Destroyers, 100mm guns, MG's, 20mm AA guns, 130 crewman. Tonnage 3, 506.

10X Cruisers, 220mm guns, MG's, 60mm AA guns, 250mm torpedo tubes, 880 crewman. Tonnage 10, 335.

10X Battlecruisers, 250mm guns, 100mm AA guns, MG's, 250mm torpedo tubes, 1, 345 crewman.

10X Battleships, 300mm guns, 100mm AA guns, 350mm torpedo tubes, 2, 678 crewman. Tonnage 30, 678.

Note that most of these heavier vessels were second-hand vessels, ad many were known to be unseworthy. About half the heavy fleet of the Gheirianns.

Sick today. Day off school.....

Rynnian Girls:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2257574/

Lynxavetatan Girls:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5135816

Lupine Girls:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4362460/

Chukshan Girls:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4362460/

CICS Girls:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3998462/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3433021/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2209263/


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I have been Age locked. I must now scan a photo to prove my age.

Happy New Year, Guys!

And, I'm sorry to say, parents have put a password on the computer. I can't go on without their permission.

Guys,

I'm afraid my computers gone broken. I'm afraid it may not be fixed 'till after christmas. In the meantime, I'm using the ones at my library. My god, I've missed you guys.