With R63 Yoda. That had to have happened somewhere in the extended universe. There's some old Jedi master hidden in a bog somewhere. She's like a 900 year old Gungan, and she'll only train you if you re-arrange her insides on a daily basis.

Or a little shortstack, whatever-the-fuck-Yoda-Species-is, with huge tits. Plowing her pussy and she just never stops making '"The Force Is Strong With This One" comments.

Thick Monkey sisters. Street performers dressed in the same vein as like those Organ Grinder toys with the Cymbals/Drums. Probably does music, but more importantly double teams dudes in alleyways.

Can you make sextoys out of cymbals? Line the insides with fleshlight-like material and just start grinding? THat'd be pretty pretty fucking weird, but I'd try anything once.

I need more of the pervy old women. In trenchcoats. Flashing people while wearing lingerie. Multiple of them. Simultaneously. You're just surrounded at a bus stop one day and BOOM. Old Nidoqueen and Kangaskhan titties.

I heard it's a common activity in some places in China where a lot of people get together in the park and do directed Tai-Chi. Seems like a lot of fun. Real popular with the older crowd, I hear.

What also seems like fun are strategically placed rings bushes in multiple places around the park, so that you can more easily be whisked away by a old, Chinese panda woman and have your pelvis destroyed in public. And people just sort of accept that it happens. There's a probably a line of old women leading in to the bush.

Horny things.
Video game things.
Iunno.

Middle-Aged Nidoqueen woman with an extremely lowcut shirt teaches you calculus. The twist? Motorboating her titties is part of the contract. What you get depends on your grade.

F - Absolutely Nothing.
D - A Stern Look, and shake of her head.
C - You passed. Maybe she flashes a nip at you. Try Harder.
B - You are now in the "fondling nido tits," zone. Good Job.
A - Titfucks have been achieved. Excellent Job.
A+ - Exemplar. You get something very special. 👀

It's one of those shitty youtuber 3am challenges but it turns out to be real. You visit a haunted, abandoned bus stop at 3am, and get picked up by a gengar. The bus drives itself and now you're at her mercy. FOR ALLLLL ETERNITY!

Well, at least until you get the 7/11. Then she just drops you off. You'll definitely be missing your pants though.

If I admitted to being a demon literally sent straight from hell to corrupt you through the devious and underhanded means of clown porn? Asking hypothetically of course.

Also I swear this has nothing to do with the nun obsession, although clown nuns are probably something I need to do.

The cult will consist of extremely thick people in nun habits. We'll learn to sew and grow our own cotton so that we can make MORE nun outfits, in addition to fishnet stockings and all the makeup we can stockpile. Then, we buy private farmland and create a compound approximately 1 mile from the closest grocery store (because growing your own food takes to long,) and just start giving each other assjobs. Assjobs, thigh sex, frotting, you name it.

The Cult Of Outercourse, which mysteriously also includes has a bunch of intercourse, but mostly by me, your glorious leader. I will thigh fuck everyone. In order. While they're praying. In nun outfits. Oh, and also rimming each other until cum through your clothing is also a requirement. We should probably buy some washing machines too...

Except instead of sending a Terminator back to kill the leader John Conner's mom, they send a robot gorilla woman with the fattest tits you've ever seen. She finds John Conner's DAD and fucks him so hard, his sexual preferences are changed forever. He never marries his wife because he's too busy sucking on thick mommy gorilla titties for the rest of his life. He gets a sugar momma, who's a 60 year old gorilla woman who always wears form-fitting dresses and it's all downhill from there, because she definitely can't get pregnant at her age.

Other times I just want an army of Were-Cow women to occasionally descend upon a random village and fuck absolutely everything in sight, like some kind of weird natural disaster. Some have dicks. Some don't. Some are 6-Feet tall, some 10-Feet. All of them are horny though. They'll fuck your neighbor. They'll fuck your pastor. They'll fuck your livestock. They'll fuck your wife. They'll fuck you. Insatiable. Pinning people to the walls with their gigantic titties, and some just kinda facefucking you with deep, beastial grunting.

But I'm only about...90% sure, therefore a poll is in place. People who watch me, Are you a top or a bottom:

https://strawpoll.com/mpnb16WPYy5

However, while I'm still on this kick...
Somewhere in porn universe there's an entire series of porno revolving around a single nidorino who fucks, in order:

His Nidoqueen Mother
His Nidoking Father
His Nidorino Sister
His Nidoking Grandma (Who Happens to Have Huge Dick)

And then just it goes off the rails because it's such a popular series:

His Long Lost Brother
A Threesome With His Aunt and Uncle
An Orgy At The Family Reunion

It's fucking madness!

It's not what you think.

The services are for escorting people through monster-infested forests. But they're not like warriors that will protect you or anything. They just hire very fat, elven nerd girls with thick rimmed glasses, put them them skimpy 'armor' that doesn't actually cover anything. Then they're instructed to run ahead of you yelling things like, "Oh no, I'm all alone. I hope a bunch of goblins don't take advantage of my tight, virgin elf pussy!"

Then when they get inevitably ambushed and gangbanged by hordes of roaming goblins, you can just run right through.

Said no one ever.

So anyway, I want a corrupt elephant politician lady that owns a private jet with a bed in it. And I need to her sit on me, in said bed, while drinking heavily. A donkey here would be equally good. Alternatively, either of them is a dickgirl and have very non-Christian, lesbian sex parties where they absolutely plow the shit out of rhino strippers. And they're married, because of course of they, but don't worry. They're both shitheads and cheating on each other simultaneously.

Wait, I think I got it: Donkey and Elephant married couple constantly cheating on each other:
Gay donkey sex parties where he's fucking fat pachyderm strippers.
And gay elephant dickgirl sex parties where she's fucking a bunch of smaller, equine strippers.







How many people do you think looked at that title and had their hearts sink, lmao.

Every game needs re-bindable buttons. All of them. Every last one. Every game. Every console. Every generation. All of them. This isn't even controversial, tbh. Well, except to a certain subset of console gamers.

It's like 'The Most Dangerous Game' except the 'Hunter' is a group of fat lion women in an open-top 4x4. I don't know if there are very many places to hide in the African Savanna, but that's probably the idea. They run you down in their 4x4 and then ass slam you into a tree.

Talk about a game that needs a remake. It's alright. Feels like one of those games that tries be both Action and an RPG, and half-asses both. There wasn't a single challenging fight until Eve at the end. And then I literally one-tried the final boss. There's a whole gun upgrade system but it feels...unsubstantial. The upgrades are so minor they're hard to notice. I know there's important sht at the top of Chrysler tower. Not sure I'm gonna do it though.
-Meh/10

On another note, damn do I wish more games took place during modern / semi-modern times. Modern stuff seems mostly relegated to Horror games (which I'm usually not into,) Open World shooters (they're alright,) Military shooters (meh,) and JRPGs, (super meh.) We get plenty of Sci-fi though, which is also nice.

Except it's just one big rat and it's one of those horror stories where people only discover there's a squatter living in their walls when food starts going missing. Then you put up a security camera and finally catch a fat rat gal, cleaning herself in your sink, sniffing your crotch in your sleep, and fingering herself at the foot of your bed.

Not really a common issue in art, but something that could be explored in your fiction maybe. If your alien clown girlfriend is really fat as has trouble moving around, just take her into space and fuck her in zero g. Or maybe just lower g. Unfortunately physics still exist in space, so you're not gonna be able to fling her around like a doll just because the gravity is lower. It DOES make it a lot easier for her to bounce on you though. Maybe this is only useful if you're fucking someone as big as Jabba The Hutt. Or something even bigger...

I watch this channel on Youtube, Psychology With Dr. Ana. Does a lot of estranged parent parent stuff, relationship advice, and things involving narcissism. Real interesting shit in general. She did a video on Boymoms a while back which are mom's that compete with other women for their son's attention. Has some roots in narcissism, as you can imagine. Genuinely weird and creepy in real life...however my porn brain immediately went to overdrive and now I want to see this with a 8 foot tall cow mom and her unwitting cow son.

She just browses your computer while you're away, seeing the porn you're looking at, and instantly trying to outdo any woman you've been watching.

You look up ladies in lingerie? You come home to her wearing lingerie with no explanation.
Did the last video you watch involve Cowgirl? You wake up with her riding you in a cowgirl outfit.
Titfuck videos? You're getting pinned to the couch, my man.
You cannot jerk off without her present. You can't jerk off WITH her present. She'll do it for you, while tongue kissing you.

So late that no one can see me posting about monster pokemon having huge pussies. Like labia so plump you can grab one lip in each hand.

Super thick rhydon pussy. Somehow still soft and tight. An absolute biological marvel.

They're not actually dangerous, but damn are they inconvenient. Gangs of roaming weaviles/sneasels and drowzee/hypno, getting into interpretive dance fights and doing sick breakdance moves in the middle of the street.

When they're distracted by each other it's fine, but if they spot you alone, they'll come snapping down the alleyway like it's Westside Story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e40mTZxpGTo

They'll do more than dance around you if they catch you alone tho.

This is kinda similar to that idea I had before where you take a robot's 'mind', put it into a nearby computer, and make them watch you fuck their body. Have you ever played the game 'Siren?' Shit's scary as fuck, but in that game you have to ability to Sightjack people, which is to say, 'see through their eyes instead of yours.' Could be useful during sex. You could see your own ass getting pounded. Maybe MULTIPLE people could see your ass getting pounded. It's like an upgraded POV video.

If you saw my recent post, you saw I Googled my name to see what comes up. I've seen some shit, but this is a new one:

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256.....2usa4itemAdapt

And it only SLIGHTLY makes me mad. I mean sht, two of those aren't even my own art. I'll worry about taking those down later. Either way I HAVE thought about merch before. Those numbers kind of make me wonder how much interest there'd really be for Body Pillow stuff here. I could easily make a Lucky one. If I did do this, what other characters would ya'll want, if any?

Or what other physical merch?