Because my good bear pal  ethancormack ask me so nice and it does give me a change to tell you all something by the end of this meme.

What if?~

● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:

For my new watchers and old, it is just about that time again. March 8th is coming up fast and that means another calf day for your favorite mystic minotaur. So don't say I didn't warn you it was coming.

Just want to wish everyone a Happy New Year here in 2010, a nice Three Kings Day to the ones that enjoy this day and a very big and Happy Birthday to  altwaal on this his day of days. May he enjoy his twenty-first time around the sun. And I hope you guys will go over to his page and wish him a very happy birthday.

Yes, FA is back up and man am I happy it is. Miss you all.

Had a great time at MFF. Loving meeting so many old friends and making a few new ones. Getting to meet a few I only know over the net or here at FA.

I just get back from MFF and find out my car is dead and I find out the motor fan won't cat off when the car is turn off, but that took only a new switch to fix and at the job found out they didn't know I was on a five day vacation and didn't know how to mark my being missing all five day? I reminded them I was on vacation and had fill out all the paperwork on it. Well, they got their act together in time for me to get paid on time for my vacation so that as good.

The morning of Thanksgiving Day started off bad as I found out my main computer died on me. It was making a funny sounding clicking and I could hear something spinning around and around inside of it. I am sure its the hard drive gone in it. Now that FA is back up I can get a friend of mine to look at it.

I am looking forward to my three week vacation that starts December 21 of this year. Sweet!

Also, today marks my six month anniversary to my sweet mate  altwaal Love ya babe.

And last many thanks to  manoLoell for creating these great gifs for  altwaal and me  meanbeard You rock our sweet slave.

Yes, as I write this journal I am only just two pageviews way from hitting 20,000 pageviews. Just want to thank each and everyone of you for making this happy. *Hugs you all*

Yes, I just had to help pass this around as well. Here you go Velnor, hope it helps you out.


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Attention!


Also, the huge picture to follow up the otter orgy will be started and you can get in!

once i post the sketch up, it will be free game (males only, sorry ladies, i just suck at teh bewbies to try on something of this scale) this means anyone can try to get in on it, any species! here's the catch, you get to buy your slot this time :) each slot will be sold for the same price, unless your a little covered up by another fur or something, then i might take a couple bucks off. I feel this is pretty reasonable.

In addition to paying for this, since it will be such a large portrait and i use a high resolution, i will have it set so i can make a close up of your character (and the one or two surrounding it) as a single picture for you! so not only do you get to be featured, youll get a closeup picture for your own stuff too, its like a double commission! isnt that neat?!

there will be about 30? slots available, price is 8$.

If you want you may note me, and tell me top, bottom, oral, anal, jerkoff, or presenting, and ill choose a slot for you. These slots that i choose are only 6$.

Once again, please consider it! this will be an amazing portrait and huge!

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Contest


If you want, you may also post a link to this, and try to get me customers. Have them list your name, if i get 3 customers from one name, i will offer one small sketch. if i get 5 from one name, i will upgrade to medium sketch and ink , or you may have a full color small, etc. So get me publicity, you might even earn a free spot on the main picture too!

Thank you for those who read all the way down to here, means a lot to me, post a " 1 " in your comment to me to show you read and care!!

once again, thank you to all my new watchers and my loyal fans and friends for your support! This contest is for you guys as much as it is for me, i draw because i love it, and i hope you guys have fun! feel free to post it around and try to win!


**********NOTICE***************
I will accept cash via mail (US Only) if paypal is not an option for you. but the price will have to be 10$, cause my bank hates me and i have to deal with fees myself. Just thought id throw this out here!!

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*** http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1019974/ ***

Hello everyone,

A good friend and the owner of Furry Muscle  zakrhino is having a contest that I know a few of you might like to know about. So here is the link and I hope some of you will take up the contest.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1027967/

*Hug and licks*

Meanbeard

This is the meme that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started typing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue sending it forever just because...This is the meme that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started typing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue sending it forever just because...This is the meme that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started typing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue sending it forever just because...This is the meme that never ends, yes it goes on an don my friend. Some people started typing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue sending it forever just because...

add another line and your name send this to all your friends repost and so forth

 demonx69
 altwaal
 meanbeard

Ok, so many had done this one and I answer theirs so now its their turn to answer me back and see what they come up with. All the rest of you can feel free to answer as well.

Many thanks to you all.



Y=Yes
N=No
M=Maybe

[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...

[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?

Am I...

[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?

Have You Ever...

[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About having Sex with Me?

Are You...

[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend

Tag by  warmoo

Rules:
1. Complete the quiz
2. In the title put Furry (Your Quiz Answer with -ness at the end of it.)
3. Write down the answer they give you and post the quiz link.
4. Tag 3 people.

You are a Horse:Bold, strong,and confident.You are very social and enjoy the outdoors activities. You are competitive .

You are a Horse!
Practical, sensible, and strong, you can really stand out and make an impression. Whether you're a regular pony, unicorn, pegasus, or even a centaur (yeah, centaurs can be furry too!), you are really someone to look up to.


Quiz: http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizze.....-furry-are-you

Who to tag? Why anyone of you may go out and do this. Have some fun with it.

Lifted from my son  bob_buffalo

Question is:

If you saw ME in the back of a police car what would you think I got arrested for?

Reply to me, in a comment, then fwd this on and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Rip off from  minotaurtoo

ok...some questions for you....

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss/hug me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

Taken from my son  bob_buffalo and my mate  altwaal


http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/th.....enneagram-test


Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test ...
9 - the Peacemaker



9 - the Peacemaker
you chose BX - your Enneagram type is NINE (aka "The Mediator")


"I am at peace"



Peacemakers are receptive, good-natured, and supportive. They seek union with others and the world around them.



How to Get Along with Me

• If you want me to do something, how you ask is important. I especially don't like expectations or pressure.

• I like to listen and to be of service, but don't take advantage of this.

• Listen until I finish speaking, even though I meander a bit.

• Give me time to finish things and make decisions. It's OK to nudge me gently and nonjudgmentally.

• Ask me questions to help me get clear.

• Tell me when you like how I look. I'm not averse to flattery.

• Hug me, show physical affection. It opens me up to my feelings.

• I like a good discussion but not a confrontation.

• Let me know you like what I've done or said.

• Laugh with me and share in my enjoyment of life.



What I Like About Being a NINE

• being nonjudgmental and accepting

• caring for and being concerned about others

• being able to relax and have a good time

• knowing that most people enjoy my company; I'm easy to be around

• my ability to see many different sides of an issue and to be a good mediator and facilitator

• my heightened awareness of sensations, aesthetics, and the here and now

• being able to go with the flow and feel one with the universe



What's Hard About Being a NINE

• being judged and misunderstood for being placid and/or indecisive

• being critical of myself for lacking initiative and discipline

• being too sensitive to criticism; taking every raised eyebrow and twitch of the mouth personally

• being confused about what I really want

• caring too much about what others will think of me

• not being listened to or taken seriously



NINEs as Children Often

• feel ignored and that their wants, opinions, and feelings are unimportant

• tune out a lot, especially when others argue

• are "good" children: deny anger or keep it to themselves



NINEs as Parents

• are supportive, kind, and warm

• are sometimes overly permissive or nondirective

Man, just two questions it ask and it hit me on the head like a nail.

Happy four of July one and all that enjoy this holiday. Here are a few links to a few bits of art I think you all will enjoy.

Male Art
Tame:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2470717/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2470268/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2470285/
Adult:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2466996/

Female Art:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2468055/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2468400/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2468986/

Flags and Fireworks:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2470738/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2470603/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2470626/

Hope everyone out there have a great weekend!

Meanbeard

Yes, now we have three great birthdays to wish. Starting with my good friend  ramsey276 One great gorilla. Next is the wonderful furry artist of bulls and more, the one and only  braford0005 And last he is always amaze that I remember his birthday is  memox Give them all a good shout out on this day of days for them. Thanks!

Been trying to say this all day long. Damn all that MJ coverage. Happy birthday  zakrhino Hope everyone here and give him a nice shout out.

Yes, I know its not till Sunday, but I just wanted to wish all the daddies out there (and furry daddies), a very happy father's day. Hope all of you daddies get something special on your day. And after that day is done, it will be summer vacation time for me! Yeah!!!!

Using it from  Lunarwolf

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand-washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR:16

[] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 21

So there you are. There is a gorilla out there that thinks I am as old as dirt, but as you all can see I am a very young soul inside of me! :)

Lifted from  dan_the_bear

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hands and arms.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
The only one I have is black like my cock.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I sure would and he knows I would.

4. Do you plan outfits?
No, I just toss on anything that is clean.

5. How are you feeling?
Very good right now. I do need to get to the rest room soon.

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
A student wearing a T-shirt.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I can't recall my last one, but the one I remember best is me getting my ass kick by a giant pink bunny keeping my from my submarine.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Some students from another class.

9. What are you craving right now?
Chocolate cookies all the time.

10. Do you floss?
Hell no! I have my pride.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Tossing it at a bad actor or joker.

12. Are you emotional?
Emotions are for those that can afford them. I am a being of logic.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Many times.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I like it till its all gone. That is why I am a good licker. ;)

15. Do you like your hair?
Do you mean in my head or face? Face, yes. Head don't have anymore.

16. Do you like yourself?
So much so, I worship me, but in a good way.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Which one? Son or Senior? I would have to say yes to both.

18. What are you listening to right now?
A movie and students talking low, but not so low as I can't hear them. Oh, and the hum of the AC on.

19. Are your parents strict?
Oh yes, but very fair.

20. Would you go sky diving?
I should will. Can I do it naked? I love to do it naked.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Always look at it with a high suspicious rate.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Just about all the time. I live in Los Angeles where everyone here things he or she is famous.

23. Do you rent movies often?
No, not at all.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
No, nothing here in the classroom.

25. How many countries have you visited?
Just to the very edge of Mexico.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
That was so long ago, I don't recall it.

27. Ever been on a train?
No, but I sure love to.

28. Brown or white eggs?
White, but browns not bad.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Why yes, I do.

30. Do you use chap stick?
No way.

31. Do you own a gun?
No, just toy ones.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
No, but I keep trying.

33.Who are you going to be with tonight?
My nephew.

34. Are you too forgiving?
I have been told that I am.

35. Ever been in love?
Yes, but that was far in the past. Now its all about the lust.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Lying in his hospital bed with machines keeping him alive and slowly wasting away.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes, but I don't like them that much.

38. Last time you cried?
When a close family member passed away.

39. What was the last question you asked?
"Do you think she is god?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall

41. Do you have any tattoos?
No, for I know I will want to cover myself from head to toes in them.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Every change I get.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes, and read the short story the title gets its origin from.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
No, but I skate into a big tree once.

45. Favorite color?
Red.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Many times on the ass.

47. Is your hair curly?
On my chest, yes.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Pet Shop Boys

49. Do looks matter?
So long as the he or she is clean, that is all that matters to me.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
If they cheated me out of money or property no, all others things yes.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
No. I am on a plan.

52. Do you like your life right now?
I do, but it can be better.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Only when I pass out in front of it.

54. Can you handle the truth?
I like to think I do.

55. Do you have good vision?
No.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I hate no one, but dislike everyone till I get to know you better or lust after you.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
About three or four times a week.

58. The last person you held hands with?
Snow Dog.

59. What are you wearing?
Shirt, pants shoes, underwear, whatever I need to work in.

60. What is your favorite animal?
Bulls, Gorillas, Wolves, Bears, Otters, Tigers, Moose, Lizards, and a ton more.

61. Where was your default picture taken?
Default picture? We have to have a default picture? Why don't someone tell me these things.

62. Can you hula hoop?
No, not at all.

63. Do you have a job?
Yes, as an aide to the special education teacher.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A soda.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, to get us into the house my dad had lock us out of.

Yes, we had a 5 point Earthquake. And as I was trying to write this we got hit by a fast but hard aftershock. But so far the west coast mystic minotaur is alright and not getting upset over this so far.

*Hugs and licks*

Well, its after Mother's Day and the start of a new week. So let's start it off with a great big birthday greeting to  nikogor Only 27 today so he still has some ways to go to be a silver back. So be nice and help him know we care here and give him a shout. Many thanks to you all! *Hugs*

Because my bull son  bob_buffalo ask me so nice and a few others wanted me to do this, here it is. Enjoy!

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

Happy Birthday  devonaura Your many poems have touch this drak soul and remind it of the light. Many thanks! *Hugs* So may all my friends here give him a fast shout out.

Use from my furry son  bob_buffalo

1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?

A: No not at all. He is after all a minotaur and I all to human. Nothing about us is the same. Well, maybe a few things. ;)


2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?

A:That's a no again. He wears a long loincloth 90% of the time.


3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?

A: Now that is a big YES! Be both enjoy the same things when it comes to that. Only he will do it more faster and harder than I would.


4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?

A: Oh no, I would not want to do that to him. If anything I want to look more like him. He is my idea of perfection.

5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?

A:Not long after finding myself into some furry groups (yahoo), I saw that many of the fur names being used was also characters along with the names, so I wanted in on that and after looking around the groups I wanted to find a fursona that was rare and the minotaur was about as rare as it got back then. Using the name I came up with for another character in a D&D I use to run....and Meanbeard, The Mystic Minotaur was born.


6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?

A: Yes, we both enjoy having furs and humans lusting after us, so staying single means a lot to us both.

7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?

A: No, not at all. We both are very lustful creatures so we will make just about anything work.

8 – How would you like your character not to be used?

A: As comic relief.

9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?

A: His a Renaissance Man kind of minotaur.

10 – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?

A: Overall 7/10. His done things I can only dream about doing.

You know you are getting old when you start to forget family birthdays. Even tho he don't like birthdays, I will still give him his due, for after all he is family and this mystic minotaur looks out for his family. So if any of you still have some birthday cheer left, please share some of it with my powerful earth elemental grandson  nexson He is one hell of a grandson like all of my grandsons are.

The last birthday on my furry calender for this month is a nice wolf that does some even very nice art. If you can go over to his page and wish him a good cub day. Happy Birthday  firestarterwolf