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Posted 2 years agoI got tusked on Mastadon.
@JoeMoose517@meow.social
@JoeMoose517@meow.social
We got a Twitch!
Posted 2 years agohttps://www.twitch.tv/JoeMoose517?sr=a
This is, at the moment, mostly for broadcasting how sucky I am with Warframe and Genshin, but I will toss up the occasional crafting vid, so feel free to like and follow.
That said, I will be broadcasting beading stuffs in ten minutes, soooo.....
This is, at the moment, mostly for broadcasting how sucky I am with Warframe and Genshin, but I will toss up the occasional crafting vid, so feel free to like and follow.
That said, I will be broadcasting beading stuffs in ten minutes, soooo.....
Pride thoughts
Posted 2 years agoIt's like two flamingos in a fruit fight!
It's like stepping out of a triangle into striped light!
No matter how many times I hear this song I'm hearing something new. It's beautiful.
That said, Happy Pride everyone.
I know some people thing it's "cringe" acknowledging the LGBT+ community, but we won't be silenced. No matter how many shootings, plagues, or social manipulations we go through. We will progress, and we will do it with all the grace God has given us.
Also, every time I see a LBGT+ person turn Republican/right-wing or give sounding points to either, part of me is like, how can you hate yourself this much? What drives you to dislike an intimate part of your soul to such a degree that you rather see your fellow people destroyed?
"What kind of creature defines itself by hatred?"
-Pratchett, Thud!
It's like stepping out of a triangle into striped light!
No matter how many times I hear this song I'm hearing something new. It's beautiful.
That said, Happy Pride everyone.
I know some people thing it's "cringe" acknowledging the LGBT+ community, but we won't be silenced. No matter how many shootings, plagues, or social manipulations we go through. We will progress, and we will do it with all the grace God has given us.
Also, every time I see a LBGT+ person turn Republican/right-wing or give sounding points to either, part of me is like, how can you hate yourself this much? What drives you to dislike an intimate part of your soul to such a degree that you rather see your fellow people destroyed?
"What kind of creature defines itself by hatred?"
-Pratchett, Thud!
Anniversary of The Crafty Moose!
Posted 2 years agoHey everyone! To mark the FIRST ANNIVERSARY of my business, I am marking everything in the store 15% off. Free US shipping over any order $40 or more! This offer is good until midnight PST!
https://thecraftymoose.myshopify.com/
I'm also open for commissions. *cough*
https://thecraftymoose.myshopify.com/
I'm also open for commissions. *cough*
Someday, maybe, we'll make it right...
Posted 2 years agoUntil that day, long endless nights...
Puppet Jam!
Posted 2 years agoFound this through Twitter!
♪ Twopical lazah beams... ♫
♪ Twopical lazah beams... ♫
Happy New Years!
Posted 3 years agoI have two gifts on this auspicious occasion!
♫ Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
Other times, I can barely see
Lately, it occurs to me
What a long, strange trip it's been ♪
-Grateful Dead, Truckin'
♫ I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance
I still belong
Don't get me wrong
And you can speak your mind
But not on my time ♪
-Billy Joel, My Life
*doffs hat, bows*
♫ Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
Other times, I can barely see
Lately, it occurs to me
What a long, strange trip it's been ♪
-Grateful Dead, Truckin'
♫ I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance
I still belong
Don't get me wrong
And you can speak your mind
But not on my time ♪
-Billy Joel, My Life
*doffs hat, bows*
Links tree out yeh?
Posted 3 years agoMusic: Dire Straits - In the Gallery
Mood: [looks over his shoulder]
Because of Twitter's precarious position, I took it upon myself to gather almost everything I have currently updated or online and put it on a Linktree.
https://linktr.ee/meddlerinc
Facebook isn't there, nor it my DeviantArt account. But you do get my story collection, my store front, and a ton of other places where you can partake in my (half) wit and my (quarter) portion of wisdom.
Speaking of storefronts, I have been keeping my Shopify updated, so please take a look. I will be updating again after the Black Friday weekend, so keep a lookout after that.
Mood: [looks over his shoulder]
Because of Twitter's precarious position, I took it upon myself to gather almost everything I have currently updated or online and put it on a Linktree.
https://linktr.ee/meddlerinc
Facebook isn't there, nor it my DeviantArt account. But you do get my story collection, my store front, and a ton of other places where you can partake in my (half) wit and my (quarter) portion of wisdom.
Speaking of storefronts, I have been keeping my Shopify updated, so please take a look. I will be updating again after the Black Friday weekend, so keep a lookout after that.
Why do I sit here?
Posted 3 years agoGeneral: To escape from the pirates’ clutches, I described myself as an orphan; and, heaven help me, I am no orphan! I come here to humble myself before the tombs of my ancestors, and to implore their pardon for having brought dishonor on the family escutcheon.
Frederic: But you forget, sir, you only bought the property a year ago, and the stucco on your baronial castle is scarcely dry.
General: Frederic! In this chapel are ancestors: you cannot deny that. With the estate, I bought the chapel and its contents. I don’t know whose ancestors they were, but I know whose ancestors they are, and I shudder to think that their descendant by purchase (if I may so describe myself) should have brought disgrace upon what, I have no doubt, was an unstained escutcheon.
-Gilbert & Sullivan, "The Pirates of Penzance"
Frederic: But you forget, sir, you only bought the property a year ago, and the stucco on your baronial castle is scarcely dry.
General: Frederic! In this chapel are ancestors: you cannot deny that. With the estate, I bought the chapel and its contents. I don’t know whose ancestors they were, but I know whose ancestors they are, and I shudder to think that their descendant by purchase (if I may so describe myself) should have brought disgrace upon what, I have no doubt, was an unstained escutcheon.
-Gilbert & Sullivan, "The Pirates of Penzance"
He's long gone...
Posted 3 years ago♫ He was long gone from Kentucky
Long gone, ain't he lucky?
Long gone, what I mean
He's long gone John from Bowlin' Green ♪
Long gone, ain't he lucky?
Long gone, what I mean
He's long gone John from Bowlin' Green ♪
Shop info and update
Posted 3 years agoI have a Shopify shop now for all of my jewelry and misc. stuff. Etsy is a [filthy] whore who keeps sucking you dry with its hidden fees. Anywho, the link:
https://thecraftymoose.myshopify.com/
https://thecraftymoose.myshopify.com/
[twirls his cane]
Posted 3 years agoJust letting y'all know I updated the profile, dusted off old info.
Also, I have two new ways to help this poor moose out!
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/joemoose
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheCraftyMoosey
Kofi is for one-offs for occasional donations. The Etsy, on the other hand, is for all of my handmade stuff. I have bracelets and earrings for the moment, but I am planning on selling wire-wrapped pendants, hand-dyed yarn, ice-dyed and tie-dyed shirts, and other things.
Also, new avatar!
Also, I have two new ways to help this poor moose out!
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/joemoose
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheCraftyMoosey
Kofi is for one-offs for occasional donations. The Etsy, on the other hand, is for all of my handmade stuff. I have bracelets and earrings for the moment, but I am planning on selling wire-wrapped pendants, hand-dyed yarn, ice-dyed and tie-dyed shirts, and other things.
Also, new avatar!
Tick tock
Posted 3 years agoI have a tictok.
No, I ain't giving it to you, but with some thought, you might find me without any hashtags.
If you do, leave a comment in the comments.
No, I ain't giving it to you, but with some thought, you might find me without any hashtags.
If you do, leave a comment in the comments.
A brief catch-up
Posted 3 years agoTo those folks on Twitter who blocked/unfollowed/tried reporting me for stupid shit:
In January, me and one of my older sister (the one who lived with us) got diagnosed with Covid.
Me, who was double vaxxed and boosted, was quarantined and stayed in my room for almost three weeks as I got better.
The sis, who was not, was rushed to the ER. Where she died two months later. AKA last Thursday.
---
To those who have blocked me, don't bother contacting me. The fact that you did it in the first place is proof enough.
I'm willing to forgive those who unfollowed. No burned bridges there. [thumbs up]
Reports only make this mooseboar stronger!
I just wish I was in TFF right now. I need a distraction.
In January, me and one of my older sister (the one who lived with us) got diagnosed with Covid.
Me, who was double vaxxed and boosted, was quarantined and stayed in my room for almost three weeks as I got better.
The sis, who was not, was rushed to the ER. Where she died two months later. AKA last Thursday.
---
To those who have blocked me, don't bother contacting me. The fact that you did it in the first place is proof enough.
I'm willing to forgive those who unfollowed. No burned bridges there. [thumbs up]
Reports only make this mooseboar stronger!
I just wish I was in TFF right now. I need a distraction.
Would you like me to seduce you?
Posted 4 years agoIs that what you're trying to tell me?
Bday Hijinks
Posted 4 years agoCurrently at the Manatee Bar*, aka home, as I'm nursing a classic gimlet**, and just enjoying the recent cool front that came in this morning.
Birthday was yesterday, and now I am the age of 42 AKA The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
FOR ONE YEAR
So if you want to ask a question, the answer will be moose. No matter what, it will be moose.
Now, if you excuse me, I got a paranymphic glider to use...
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5COKx5os4EY
** Made with gin, not [blech] vodka. Beefeaters, for preference
Birthday was yesterday, and now I am the age of 42 AKA The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
FOR ONE YEAR
So if you want to ask a question, the answer will be moose. No matter what, it will be moose.
Now, if you excuse me, I got a paranymphic glider to use...
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5COKx5os4EY
** Made with gin, not [blech] vodka. Beefeaters, for preference
TONIGHT!
Posted 4 years agoWHEN BODIES COLLIDE!
To Whom It May Concern...
Posted 4 years agoAll St. Bartholomew said was whispered
Into the ear of Blind Jack Dawes
All the Baker told the machine
Was that he never broke the law
Into the ear of Blind Jack Dawes
All the Baker told the machine
Was that he never broke the law
Happy Fingers
Posted 5 years ago"This is my day! 5,000 little fingers all playing together on my piano! Every finger obedient to the whim of me, the Master! Every infinitesimal, microscopic piece of living tissue of those 5,000 little fingers cringing and trembling and groveling before me! Before me!"
- From the movie "The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T"
- From the movie "The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T"
...
Posted 5 years agoJust a small, bald announcement that my mom passed away this Wednesday morning.
That's all.
That's all.
Hmmm~
Posted 6 years agoThe new layout looks interesting.
Also, Happy Gnu Year! [party kittens]
Also, Happy Gnu Year! [party kittens]
The 40 Year Mooseboar
Posted 6 years agoIt's my birthday today, 40 years of wandering this earth, wanting nothing more than wanting to see what happens next. I feel humbled by this age, and I cannot wait for what tomorrow brings.
Here's to the next forty years!
Here's to the next forty years!
A Shinies Short
Posted 6 years ago[The scene opens to a cavernous interior. Torches illuminate the rough walls. In the depths of the shadows, a figure looms.]
"The time has come." It extends a clawed hand into the light, and opens it. "Time to find the most worthy of shinies."
A figure steps forward into a torchlight. He is a swarthy goat, his snow-white fur accented with purple swiirling across his torso.
"My lord," the figure says, "Allow me to assist you in the endevour."
"How so?"
"Humans are greedy people, always wanting to accumulate the most shinies in the lifetime, and they also use them freely like water. I will find ways to have people part with their shinies, so we can please our great master. In fact, I have an agent already at work. I am sure they will be most successful."
"So be it," the figure said after a moment. "You will keep me informed?"
The goat bowed, grinning at the shadowy figure. "Of course, lord."
Meanwhile...
"Okay, how is FA holding up?"
"Doing fine, sir. Shinies accumulating nicely."
"Good, good. Keep up the work."
"Thank you, sir."
~~~
If you want to help mooseboars out, I got the shinies activated. Joey5542001[at]gmail.com
SERVE THE GREAT MASTER! YOU WILL BE REWARDED!
"The time has come." It extends a clawed hand into the light, and opens it. "Time to find the most worthy of shinies."
A figure steps forward into a torchlight. He is a swarthy goat, his snow-white fur accented with purple swiirling across his torso.
"My lord," the figure says, "Allow me to assist you in the endevour."
"How so?"
"Humans are greedy people, always wanting to accumulate the most shinies in the lifetime, and they also use them freely like water. I will find ways to have people part with their shinies, so we can please our great master. In fact, I have an agent already at work. I am sure they will be most successful."
"So be it," the figure said after a moment. "You will keep me informed?"
The goat bowed, grinning at the shadowy figure. "Of course, lord."
Meanwhile...
"Okay, how is FA holding up?"
"Doing fine, sir. Shinies accumulating nicely."
"Good, good. Keep up the work."
"Thank you, sir."
~~~
If you want to help mooseboars out, I got the shinies activated. Joey5542001[at]gmail.com
SERVE THE GREAT MASTER! YOU WILL BE REWARDED!
♫ Tra-la~! ♪
Posted 6 years agoGwalf
Posted 6 years agoWhile I'm recovering from a wisdom tooth extraction, have a bit of night music.
How are your days shaping up?
How are your days shaping up?
