Man i haven't put a journal out in six years. That's crazy. As crazy as opening commissions again. If you haven't forgotten about me send me a note if you'd like some weird smut.
Likes: Lots, i like tg and inanimate best. But very open to just about everything else.

Dislikes: Non-tf. Somebody has got to do some changing in a physical way.

Three slots only. I'll pick the ones i like best. Only stipulation is that it has to involve tf. Price is 15$ per 500 words.

EDIT: turns out I'm too out of practice to do other peoples stories

Brain is all blocked up. As usual. I wish there was a fucking pill you could take that just smashes that have that hangs around the creative part of the brain. Baked today going that would get me going, creatively. Nothing. It's like a whole different effect of depression. Like it's just zeroed in on one part of you and just greys it out. It sucks. I hate it. I want it to stop.

I hate how joking just doesn't come across well through text. I can't believe people liked objects anonyouns as much as they did. Been getting asked about continuing it across a few sites. Just had a really nice life adjustment last month. I finally got a nine to five job. what with my part time jobs up until 29 it has been an adjustment. Finding enough time for each part of my life. Sundays were supposed to be a creative day but for the past month it has either been planned events, company, or overtime at work. I'm hoping this Sunday is different. God I've got a few damn projects that I owe people and have just wanted to do creatively. But I'm so glad everyone has been enjoying my stories.

If you've got a moment, tell me what you liked about Objects Anonymous. Or any of my other stories if a different one grabbed your fancy.

.... I'm eating Reese's peanut butter eggs. Dear god the chocolate to peanut butter ratio is amazing.

I know my submissions have been spotty. anyone else truckin in there?

my usual cautious opptimisum has been overwhelmed by the amount of praise Logan is getting. Currently loading up days of future past to get good in the mindset.

Droppin six hot stories. cause i haven't submitted much in awhile. Plenty for everyone! TF! TG! INANIMATE! GILF! MILF! SHOES! MANNEQUINS!
hope you all like it!

ive got about five ideas floating around and im not sure which to pick. just need some random suggestions from y'all.
A features milf tg
B features twinning and tg
C features absorbtion and ASSet liquidation
D features feminization and inanimate tf
E features food tf and perma

please reply with what your pick.

Hey everyone. Second week in Chapel Hill. Its been a time. Been on more interviews here than the entirety I ever had while living in Myrtle Beach. Still no job offers. God it gets depressing after awhile. I went out on a limb moving here, told by several people including my family that there was better opportunity here. If i get a job offer its just going to be at another kitchen. Cant get a medical assisting job, cant get an office job. Savings arent out but they will be in another week or two. I feel depressed. I feel like life just isnt going to let up at any point. Nothing is really fun at this point. Playing video games kinda loses its flavor when your days just kinda run in a blur. Cant afford to go to the doctor to reup my blood pressure medicine. Just needed to write this out. kinda eatin me up.

it was an epic struggle. For two days mil and i were stuck at his parents house. eating snacks, sitting about. and then it happened. in the middle of the storm the power went out. over twelve hours of sitting around trying to find something to do that didnt require power. It truly was a hell all its own. no tv, no wifi, no ability to look up weird porn fap to. I barely survived.

and in the end with power restored to our home i know what is really important. being turned into a pumpkin that people can fuck.

PRAISE HIM!

ive got so many notepads laying around with ideas. who's got weird ideas? who's got medium ideas?

It's just a cause of style over substance. I've been following this game since it was announced. I have been eager to engage with this world. but blizzard just cocks it up all over again.

Theres this massive world they created. a huge history. so much depth. and the gameplay reflects the exact opposite. It feels like a crime that they made so much story that has zero interaction in the game itself. I feel cheated, theres more to the background of this game than diablo 3 got.

online only redflags. evolve all over again.

I think awhile ago blizzard had plans to release overwatch as a free to play. but with such little content and now asking for sixty bucks a pop. i cant justify this.

im sooo still alive. and so is mil. life is hell. everyone's is. but your not reading this for sobs. you read my pointless journals to see what stoopid thing ive just randomly thought again.

ya know at the grocery when they sprinkle the produce. well that always makes me think that if you get sprinkled youll get turned into produce. lots of fun shapes and sizes to be turned into. and then eaten or shoved into people

oh yeah and ive been writing terrible warhammer fic. cause i love warhammer soo much. but not age of smegmar.

hey everyone. back from my seven day cruise. its was pretty fantastic! got on. spent two days as a pool toy. a few more days as a plush in someone's cabin. last two days being passed around as a lovedoll. so much fun.

but yeah on the real it kinda sucked. good an relaxing for the most part. read plenty of dwarves. but yeah mostly uneventful.

none of them have faces. they all weird body horror stuff. eldrazi tf. FOR THE HORROR!

lately ive been in the need for some people ending up such useable things. like being turned into someone's shoes. or the always lovely lovedolls and mannequins. need some good inanimate tf stories. also can someone bonk me with a hammer so i can fucking write something!

oh my god. so good.
easily one of the best horror movies ive seen in awhile. as everyone says. all the time. but yeah. the movie had me filled with dread for the entire go. always expecting a damn jump scare. but you know its a powerful movie when there are none.

this movie focuses on the constant dread of an unstoppable force. so very very fantastic. would recomend to anyone.



aaaand of course it makes me think of some kinda horror movie where the following thing turns people into mannequins or lovedolls. sorry. just gotta get the weird out.

so i figure since its 4th of july coming up i wanna do a movie marathon in addition to the usual everyone being turned into food at a bbq story thing. just like i do on thanksgiving. and it has to follow a theme. so with it being cinco de mayo i figure America Fuck Yeah movie theme would be perfect. and i wanna hear everyone's suggestions.

Movie examples: Air Force One, ID4, Olympus has Fallen, that one with jamie foxx and channing tatum

lay em out y'all.

anyone got suggestions for artists that could draw in a similar style for some tg fun?

so deadspace was one of my fav franchises. 1 was a great intro. 2 topped everything 1 set out. 3 stunk out loud. and with the whole setting i was thinking if the deadspace world could actually fit into dark souls/bloodborne gameplay style.

there would have to be some kinda thing that sensibly allowed you to return to life. maybe a cloner or something similar to the respawn points in borderlands. would be a little difficult to suspend disbelief that hard.

but i feel like the gameplay could work. in the first two games you were at a pretty high disadvantage. the enemies were numerous and scary. just imagine being stuck on some massive ship where that damn cult has taken over and whipped out their own shitty makeshift marker.

maybe your apart of some ritual and are actually connected to markers. so at diffrent marker points you revive after being killed. needs some work.

but going with the slow pace at which you move already. you can easily see tumbling and dodging being apart of your fight for survival. maybe with upgrades you can use the zero g thrusters for more advanced movements.

but what i think could be really fun are the weapons. less focus on projectiles. cause like any normal situation, your not loaded with ammo. so you find yourself something, anything! that surveying pick looks pretty sturdy. but its not gonna stay that way. but wait, those ground charges are pretty useful. why dont i use ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY OF THE FUTURE and turn that into a freaking exploding tip pick! feels just right to me.

and as always, costumes. cause costumes are great. any thoughts everyone?

mooooooo!

so once again im hit by my yearly flu. its been shit. and it sucked hard for my birthday yesterday. luckily we had celebrated it last week while my brother was in town.

but on the lighter side imma make a meatloaf tonight and imagine some great housewifeification. not enough pictures and stories for this classification.

man i freaking love these. i love them so much. and like with pumpkins in october. i get pretty hard into cadbury eggs in march/april. so tell me your love of the cadbury eggs. and of course any tf love. like being trapped in the egg and melted into a cadbury creme slime

cause i rarely have stuff to talk about. so im gonna talk about all the different foods i cook. currently sittin on my couch as a big squishy tanuki. cause i made

TERIYAKI CHICKEN!! yup. always a fav. though the sauce wasn't as thick as i wanted. need more cornstarch next time. maybe a bit more brown sugar aswell. but still tasty as hell after a day of bullshit at work.

other highlights of my cookery: pb&j muffins, lentil cookies, hawaiian meatballs, dinosaur shapes chicken nuggest (cause they are fucking awesome and you know it), and of course lots of mexican food. its like my default thing to do when im too tired to do a recipe.

*eyes a few of you to make into burritos or tacos or nachos*

mmm

how all the torrent sites are getting pulled down?