went to the dentist today. found out ive got a rotten wisdom tooth taht has carrened into a molar and has caused them to absess. fucking yey. fucking great. fucking so cheap too. fucking life

just suddenly hit with the need for poodle tfs. it happens

Hey everyone. I've posted a few more stories than usual in the past few weeks. just wonderin what y'all are thinking of what i've been posting? How has the content been? are the tf subjects been interesting? Is there anything y'all would like to see more of? I'd like some feedback.

does awesome art. and if your a freak you'll love her even more. just run around favin her stuff. you'll be glad you allowed such lovely corruption inside ya

isohunt seems dodgey. and pb was my go to. anyone have any sites that arent scary corrupt looking

anyone else sick and wish their head hadn't inflated abnormally large? its all lame. i just gotta curl up on mah couch and watch mst3k until i feel better.

also odd thought. why isn't FA's url end in .pet instead of .net?

like theres some submission indicators at the top of the screen. but there is none. this has happened to me before. its just a lil annoying

i imagine most people were put off by the rant yesterday but i need to work a little more to get some commissions! So got some funky problems with my shoulder. cash already dented thanks to a large bill. need some help recovering.

ten bucks per 1500 words. I need something to do while im layed up. and it would be much appriciated. I also do some art note if interested.

Here's some examples:
Gnomen's Club Entry (drawn out teddy bear tf) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10629343/

Burritofication (food tf) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14483941/

Helium Maid to Please (latex, tf, maids) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14431737/

Hey everyone. thanks for reading this. I really need to get this out. talking usually sucks cause i cant speak well for shit.

I am in a very stressful situation, its just kind of a hodge podge of diffrent situations. my boyfriend and mum hate eachother and we all live together. my job is usually awful. i still cant find a job as a medical assistant. in the most recent column is an issue with my shoulder.

I'm pretty sure its tendonitis. the doctor i went to see today didn't really say. He prescribed me prednisone and hydrocodine to try and fix it up with rest. But this is the third week into the injury. i already had to miss several days of work hoping that the problem would fix itself if i just rested it with some ibuprofen and an arm sling.

so i missed a ton of work and the doctor says i cant work the rest of this week. Now my past paycheck got destroyed by a large bill. and now im going into this coming week where my first student loan repayment starts up. this check is severely low and the coming one in two wednesdays is gonna be light a weeks worth of work aswell.

The lack of money and stress is fucking killing me. oh and the best part. the insanely stupid rat brain thing that i knew would happen if i went to a doctor would happen happened. My blissful ignorance of how unhealthy i am has been shattered. My blood pressure is, quite high. Which has a very direct correlation to my diabetes. THinking on it now im kind of pissed off the doc didnt prescribe me any hypertension medication when i went in. but yeah. im stressed, im terrified, im sad, and im angry. why hasn't my head exploded yet.

But knowing is half the battle they say. its all well and good to know what i need to do. But how do i fight the years of slothfulness and cynasism? it brings me to tears thinking about whats going to happen to me if i dont get my shit together. or if its already too late.

so yeah, i can't even remember if thats all the stuff im currently hyperventilating about. but its more of the major stuff.

Please comment. words of encouragement or a simple "that's shitty" will help me feel a bit better.

So as you might guess from the above im pressing for getting some commissions. ten bucks per 1500 words. I need something to do while im layed up. and it would be much appriciated. I also do some art note if interested. here's a journal with more detailed info. https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6101910/

and a very public apology to i owe him a comission that is months overdue. it shall be done within the next few days no charge. I am very sorry.

so i just picked this board game up. gotta say im loving my slow movement into the older audience board game world. this game has alot of fantastic strategy. i won the first game i played with my friends. all in the name of glorious papa nurgle. cant wait to pick up the horned rat expansion.

of how often they check FA. cause these past few days have made me feel like a normal part of my rhythm has been thrown off.

That time of year when i wanna wander around pumpkin patches in hopes of a vine slithering into my pants and turning me into a pumpkin. Does anyone else share my love of being turned into the gourd? I'm gonna be loving on this tf subject for the whole damn month.

that and candy tf. Share ideas and stories involving the wonderful pumpkin. or candy. just spread the love y'all

Well as it always happens in this area september has come and with it come the lay offs. Living in a seasonal tourist trap is kind of a massive pain. Still trying to find a job worth a damn apart from the twelve hours a week job i have currently. Though some commissions would help out greatly.

My prices are ten dollars per thousand words.

Here's some examples:
Gnomen's Club Entry (drawn out teddy bear tf) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10629343/

Burritofication (food tf) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14483941/

Helium Maid to Please (latex, tf, maids) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14431737/

reach deep into your perverted hearts and find a bear willing to write just about anything for money.
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Well as it always happens in this area september has come and with it come the lay offs. Living in a seasonal tourist trap is kind of a massive pain. Still trying to find a job worth a damn apart from the twelve hours a week job i have currently. Though some commissions would help out greatly.

My prices are ten dollars per thousand words.

Here's some examples:
Gnomen's Club Entry (drawn out teddy bear tf) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10629343/

Burritofication (food tf) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14483941/

Helium Maid to Please (latex, tf, maids) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14431737/

reach deep into your perverted hearts and find a bear willing to write just about anything for money.

hey peoples. It is my lovely boyfriends birthday ( ) on tuesday. now i've already got him a present. but i would like to do a bit more, like get him more than a video game. take him out. maybe give him another thing. stuff like that that you do with your significant other of eight years.

but i am low on funds. the shitty part time job i picked up after quitting my other job has started to reduce hours given its the off season. So i am asking that if any of you are hankering for a neat, weird, awesome story that you would consider your friendly writer bear. ten bucks per thousands words.

being the current situation i would need the money upfront and by friday. If anyone is interested please note me.

today i got all in a proper piggy mood. reading many wonderful hog filled tf stories. the need for truffles has grown in me. anyone else feeling very porcine?

Oh my glawb! Nagash is returning! though i have tread water in warhammer fantasy and it didn't work out. I still effing love the lore and story of Warhammer fantasy. and now the great lord of the undead is returning. There's supposed to be some canonical story progression. What are any of y'all looking forward to? I just want to see some more dwarf badassery. some tomb kings rocking nagash's shit again. lots of vampires exploding. i dont care about the empire and breton. im sure the elves will just hang out on uluthuan being pricks. the dark elves are gonna get lost in the ocean and fight giant crabs. chaos is gonna troll hard. lizardmen dont really do anything outside of lustria. ogres....eat? maybe they'll team up with empire and not be dicks for the millionth time. sooooo looking forward to some skaven vengance. and maybe even cathay will pop up for some fun.

the anime! it used to come on nickelodeon. super nostalgia critical hit. i remember remembering it a a few years ago and watching it on youtube. and then i remembered it again. had some fun tfs in it. fuckin cabbages man. turn ya into a donkey

Spoilers y'all

So i went in there with a glass half empty mentallity in the first place. Cause if you watch alot of science fiction shows (and even some fantasy) this subject pops up at least once per show. Person gets powers that are expanding them. they get super powerful. then ascend. whoopy.

Lucy lazily makes the motions through this same setup. No offense to scarjo on being awesome. apart from looking like a tweeker on the screens when she first talks to morgan freeman. I dont even know why morgan freeman was apart of the movie. Not enough sweet revenge here either. It becomes so annoying when every script is written that whoever starts getting powers instantly loses their humanity. there is no struggle. no fight to keep the emotions that others just discard flippantly.

also, may i provide. we use alot more than ten percent of our brain capacity. While awake your using about eighty percent, and when asleep you use about sixty. dont remember the exact figures, but evolution dosent exactly leave room for superfluous space.

all in all the effects were neat. I thought at the end there when she was turning black all the latex fetishees would get their super boners. but then she poofs. lame. so lame.

If you want the same story watch justice leage. the episodes with amazo. way cooler. superheros.

not to detract from the mr.b school. but i've been on a alien/predator kick lately. and watching so much alien it got me thinking about the facehuggers and their eggs. and then i got the idea of a facehugger variant that hugs, but what it implants turns the victim into a new egg containing another facehugger. the whole losing self to that egg shape. the slime. the squishiness. its quite arousing to me at this point. anyone else think this sounds neat? or have variant ideas?

This whole MA deal isn't quite working. School i went to completely lied about job availability for medical assistants. So I'm thinking about going back to school to become a registered nurse. I'm almost at the halfway point in the summer and that means the job door is closing even faster. Damn this fucking place. Im reluctant to go back and spend even more money. But i do see alot more job adverts for RN's than almost anything else. Anyone got any words of advice or wisdom?

Is anyone else pissed about how they are treating garruk? He's like the only planeswalker that is the least fucking anime and now they are making him this stupid cursed crap. I swear to god if he dies and hasn't torn Jace beleren's head off in the process I'm going to destroy them.

new garruk card wrecks. so cool. unplayable cmc but still, his abilities.

cause im a medical assistant. anyway. the utter crushing depression of my inability to even get a job interview in my field is killing my creativity. should i try drugs or drinking?

Its so shitty. I dont even have the drive to play video games. i find myself just sitting watching seasons of shows in between throwing my resume to anyone with a face.

or its alternate title. how to train your feels 2 : the feelsening.
great movie. a nice cash injection resulted in even better looking characters. toothless is still the perfect mix of cat and dog. the story was fantastic. good villain. alot of the new dragons were a good mix of goofy and awesome. then the frickin third act hits and you almost want to freaking cry.
altogether a fantastic movie. probably gonna binge on dragons in video games and movies for the next week

Here at Mr.B's School for Gifted Furries we make a better deviant out of you. For a mere $10 per thousand words you can join a school with award winning courses. If you choose to enroll here you have a choice of major and minor of several courses. These courses are Latex, inflation, pregnancy, fat, Vore, sissy, transgender, shrinking, bondage, watersports, inanimate, and Age manipulation. Once you have chosen a major and minor you will be enrolled in a detailed courseload to best take advantage of your interests. Once finished you will be a brand new pervert eager to use your knowledge.

please note if interested with choices and amount of pages desired(if this dosent make any sense please tell me and I'll post a more clear journal)