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General | Posted 9 years agoSee my 
Kettengrad account for details and comments but I'm thinking of just moving Melon over to my main account.
Journal:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7770648/
Kettengrad account for details and comments but I'm thinking of just moving Melon over to my main account.Journal:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7770648/
Breaking News!! World Domination Scheming Melon!!!
General | Posted 10 years ago"I bring this exclusive story to you my viewers! There has been talk of a new threat to our lively hood, maybe even our very existence! This up and coming fledgling villain suddenly appeared out of the blue some days ago and has our experts baffled. This villain, going by the name of Melon has been found out to be what is known as a Tribal Manokit. This undeniably cute species was created over at the diabolical labs of Dubmutt, what will they unleash next!? To get to the bottom of this we visited an undisclosed location nearby the facility in which the Tribal Manokit was created to conduct a few interviews. The results of those interviews varied; from D'awwing to drooling, not many could get even a few words out. One such interviewee that had the composure to speak goes by the name of SplatterDragon who had this to say, "Hey! I designed that one!" Riveting story guys."
"Wait"
"Hold on"
"I just got word from one of our reporters telling us that the U.N. has received reports that Melon may have access to WMDs(Weapons of Mass D'aww) and will be conducting a formal inspection. We will now go, live, to him on the scene. Carl, can you tell me whats going on over there?"
"Yes Ketten, I'm here live on the scene of what appears to be the domain of Melon where the U.N. is in the process of getting access to inspect for the WMDs. It currently appears that no one is home, but we have had eye witness reports stating that this Melon individual has been causing all sorts of a ruckus not too long ago. I just want to start out by saying- Wait, it appears that the U.N. has gained access to the facility and is currently making their way inside. One of the individuals with the U.N. is allowing us to go into the facility with them."
"Be careful, Carl."
"Wait.. it appears that the initial team of inspectors as frozen in place just around the corner. We are moving in.. wait.. what's that? It appears that we have found this Melon character, he appears to be asleep and he's.. he's cuddling a watermelon..? But.. but.. D'aaaaaaaaw~"
*camera drops, cracks, and feed cuts out*
"Carl? Carl!? COORRALL!!??"
"Well there you have it folks, it appears that Melon is indeed in possession of WMDs. One must be advised of caution, but for more on this story in the future stay tuned here at
melon. For now, this is Ketten, singing off."