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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Posted 2 years agoAh, you'd think it's R but it be the C.
what to do when you find a sink left at your front door
Posted 7 years agoYou let that sink in.
This doesn't make any sense
Posted 10 years agoYou know what else doesn't make any sense?
Exact change.
Exact change.
Tuesday again?
Posted 10 years agoNo problem.
I guess also ask me questions if you want.
I guess also ask me questions if you want.
Sandpaper backrub
Posted 11 years agoSo this thing because of a suggestion by 
naoma-hiru
RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
Chosen OC : Naoma Hiru (I guess? If people wanted to know more about her)
QUESTIONS:
1. What is your name?
Lazo
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I think it was just next on the list. I never thought about it too much, it's just one've those things that is.
3. Single or taken?
Oh I'm single, and it's gonna stay that way for a while longer.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
If you mean annoying people and still managing to get 'em to like you, then yeah. I don't, uh, I don't think I got the super flying.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Yeah, yeah - just watch as a wandering trenchcoat gives me the secrets of roshambo. Please.
6. What's your eye color?
Do you not see it? Or are you lookin' at my teeth?
7. How about hair color?
I don't... really have hair. Frills and stuff, they're kinda pink, but it doesn't bother me, you know.
8. Have you any family members?
I got a lot, actually. You know how it's like, it takes a village to raise a kid? It's kind've like that - a buncha potential parents 'cause you're raised by everyone. It's for that strong sense of community stuff.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Mmh, naw. I've had a couplea guys ask to be my pets before, but I don't go for that.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
I don't like all that super-tough macho toughguy act a lot've others try to pull off, mostly 'cause it's transparent. Like I can see right through it. Overcompensating, maybe not for like sizes, but for some of those submissive urges they have. I can bring it out of 'em though. Does that count as an ability?
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I play games. Mind games! Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty flexible for what everyone else wants and I kinda go with the flow like that.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I've taken a few jokes too far sometimes. But it's all in good fun, I try to avoid stepping on too many nerves. Unless it'd be funny.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Yeah, I'm a real heartbreaker.
14. What kind of animal are you
I'm a dinosaur, I'm an allosaurus, but everybody calls me a dragon. It's a tragedy, my personal tragedy.
15. Name your worst habits
Well I mean I already said I've taken jokes too far sometimes, and I guess it's hard to see when someone is like genuinly angry or fake angry?
I click my teeth a lot when I'm nervous, or thinking, or frustrated, or... just a lot I guess.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
I'm lookin' down at critters most of the time. I mean, metaphorically? Revolutionaries maybe?
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Uhhh. It's complicated. I'll plow a lotta things, you know, but it feels better with women, mostly.
18. Do you go to school?
I like to read, I like to know things. I do what I can.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
If it comes to that, sometime.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I dunno. A lotta critters treat me right, if that counts.
21. What are you most afraid of?
Meteors. Avalanches. An avalanche of meteors.
22. What do you usually wear?
I love my dumb novelty shirts, no one will ever take them away from me. And pants too, I think I should wear those.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Meat,
24. Am I annoying you?
Hah!
25. Well, it's still not over!
No no, do go on - I love talkin' about myself for once.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I like to think I'm middle, 'cause I gotta roll around with the big boys from time to time, but I'm workin' on it for all creatures, everywhere.
27. How many friends do you have?
Oh I got a good group of friends, I got friends of all types - mammals, birds, lizards, dinosaurs, all of it. I'm a real man of the people, comrade.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
I'd rather have cake, honestly.
30. Favorite drink?
I'm not too picky about my drink, really. Just not coffee. I don't want it, don't need it, hate the aftertaste.
31. What's your favorite place?
I like big, grand city scapes or mountains and alpine terrain, so. Any place you can be high up and see all the world around you.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Eh. Some things just gotta be kept at arm's length, but anyone is welcome to try.
33. That was a stupid question.
It's gossip bait, so it's gonna be asked.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Lakes I think. I prefer freshwater. Easier on the body, you know.
35. What's your type?
Anyone that can handle this. Hah!
36. Any fetishes?
I like passion in my stuff. But I've been called plain and vanilla, so maybe it doesn't count. I like to be flexible.
37. Seme or uke?
Isn't that like dominant or submissive? I think I'm more dominant.
38. Camping or indoors?
Whatever is more comfy at the time. Some of those camping tents can be pretty nice.
39. Who are you gonna tag?
Anyone who wants to talk about theyself.
naoma-hiruRULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
Chosen OC : Naoma Hiru (I guess? If people wanted to know more about her)
QUESTIONS:
1. What is your name?
Lazo
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I think it was just next on the list. I never thought about it too much, it's just one've those things that is.
3. Single or taken?
Oh I'm single, and it's gonna stay that way for a while longer.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
If you mean annoying people and still managing to get 'em to like you, then yeah. I don't, uh, I don't think I got the super flying.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Yeah, yeah - just watch as a wandering trenchcoat gives me the secrets of roshambo. Please.
6. What's your eye color?
Do you not see it? Or are you lookin' at my teeth?
7. How about hair color?
I don't... really have hair. Frills and stuff, they're kinda pink, but it doesn't bother me, you know.
8. Have you any family members?
I got a lot, actually. You know how it's like, it takes a village to raise a kid? It's kind've like that - a buncha potential parents 'cause you're raised by everyone. It's for that strong sense of community stuff.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Mmh, naw. I've had a couplea guys ask to be my pets before, but I don't go for that.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
I don't like all that super-tough macho toughguy act a lot've others try to pull off, mostly 'cause it's transparent. Like I can see right through it. Overcompensating, maybe not for like sizes, but for some of those submissive urges they have. I can bring it out of 'em though. Does that count as an ability?
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I play games. Mind games! Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty flexible for what everyone else wants and I kinda go with the flow like that.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I've taken a few jokes too far sometimes. But it's all in good fun, I try to avoid stepping on too many nerves. Unless it'd be funny.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Yeah, I'm a real heartbreaker.
14. What kind of animal are you
I'm a dinosaur, I'm an allosaurus, but everybody calls me a dragon. It's a tragedy, my personal tragedy.
15. Name your worst habits
Well I mean I already said I've taken jokes too far sometimes, and I guess it's hard to see when someone is like genuinly angry or fake angry?
I click my teeth a lot when I'm nervous, or thinking, or frustrated, or... just a lot I guess.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
I'm lookin' down at critters most of the time. I mean, metaphorically? Revolutionaries maybe?
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Uhhh. It's complicated. I'll plow a lotta things, you know, but it feels better with women, mostly.
18. Do you go to school?
I like to read, I like to know things. I do what I can.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
If it comes to that, sometime.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I dunno. A lotta critters treat me right, if that counts.
21. What are you most afraid of?
Meteors. Avalanches. An avalanche of meteors.
22. What do you usually wear?
I love my dumb novelty shirts, no one will ever take them away from me. And pants too, I think I should wear those.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Meat,
24. Am I annoying you?
Hah!
25. Well, it's still not over!
No no, do go on - I love talkin' about myself for once.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I like to think I'm middle, 'cause I gotta roll around with the big boys from time to time, but I'm workin' on it for all creatures, everywhere.
27. How many friends do you have?
Oh I got a good group of friends, I got friends of all types - mammals, birds, lizards, dinosaurs, all of it. I'm a real man of the people, comrade.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
I'd rather have cake, honestly.
30. Favorite drink?
I'm not too picky about my drink, really. Just not coffee. I don't want it, don't need it, hate the aftertaste.
31. What's your favorite place?
I like big, grand city scapes or mountains and alpine terrain, so. Any place you can be high up and see all the world around you.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Eh. Some things just gotta be kept at arm's length, but anyone is welcome to try.
33. That was a stupid question.
It's gossip bait, so it's gonna be asked.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Lakes I think. I prefer freshwater. Easier on the body, you know.
35. What's your type?
Anyone that can handle this. Hah!
36. Any fetishes?
I like passion in my stuff. But I've been called plain and vanilla, so maybe it doesn't count. I like to be flexible.
37. Seme or uke?
Isn't that like dominant or submissive? I think I'm more dominant.
38. Camping or indoors?
Whatever is more comfy at the time. Some of those camping tents can be pretty nice.
39. Who are you gonna tag?
Anyone who wants to talk about theyself.
Cargo Cult
Posted 11 years agoI got a weasyl here if anybody is interested in that sort of thing https://www.weasyl.com/~lazosaurus
It's pretty bare right now but I'll probably be crossposting the stuff I get there in the near future.
It's pretty bare right now but I'll probably be crossposting the stuff I get there in the near future.
Revisionist
Posted 12 years agoI've decided to start posting commissions I get with the artists approval on this webzone now, so that will be a thing that is happening.
It's character forming
Posted 12 years agoYet another thanksgiving journal.
But also solidarity with those who have to work this evening on what ought to now be called black Thursday; it seems as if from now on there are going to be two tiers of thanksgiving - the traditional ones for the wealthy and shrinking middle class, and the stay at work one for the rest of us. A real tragedy.
But also solidarity with those who have to work this evening on what ought to now be called black Thursday; it seems as if from now on there are going to be two tiers of thanksgiving - the traditional ones for the wealthy and shrinking middle class, and the stay at work one for the rest of us. A real tragedy.
Tactical Grace
Posted 12 years agoI may have just wonder traded a magnemite I named J/K Rowling to a person in japan who named their girl HARRYPOTTER3>, and whose personal message was ILIKEHARRYPOTTER
I don't even know what to think. I suppose it was fate.
I have many fine pokeymen to trade with. We should be DSTriple friends.
I don't even know what to think. I suppose it was fate.
I have many fine pokeymen to trade with. We should be DSTriple friends.
Unfortunate Conflict Of Evidence
Posted 12 years agoAustralians are the worst pokemon wonder traders.
Enjoy my noibats for your bunnelbies you jerks!
Enjoy my noibats for your bunnelbies you jerks!
The .rar of 1812; a free spot $1000 value comic auction
Posted 12 years agoSo this dude right here 
krispup is doing a thing where if you go and check out their journal at this location: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5109972/ you can have one of your creatures be entered to be a main character in big five page comic thing. At no cost to you, other than entering the raffle.
Though it has many entries it is a good opportunity to be a part of the creative process, as many details will be worked out with him and the winner.
krispup is doing a thing where if you go and check out their journal at this location: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5109972/ you can have one of your creatures be entered to be a main character in big five page comic thing. At no cost to you, other than entering the raffle.Though it has many entries it is a good opportunity to be a part of the creative process, as many details will be worked out with him and the winner.
disfunctional specification
Posted 12 years agoSolidarity with NASA, the CDC, NIH, NSF, OSHA, the BLS, the Department of Commerce, the USDA, the Department of Education, National Parks, the FCC, the EPA, civilians employed by the DoD and CIA, and many other furloughed workers in the "functioning" departments.
Contents May Differ
Posted 12 years agoI wonder how many people are genuinely concerned about losing contact through a two day down time, and how many are just doing it because they saw it elsewhere and thought "oh why not."
Most people will probably say they're the latter anyway.
Most people will probably say they're the latter anyway.
Well I Was In The Neighborhood
Posted 12 years agoSo we have this creature 
mingchee giving everyone another chance to possibly get free art. Instead of it being random, this time they'll pick the critters that they find most interesting. No other specifics though, so good luck: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4615099/
I should probably find some other random journal flak to add to these, since it feels like that's what they are. Maybe another time.
mingchee giving everyone another chance to possibly get free art. Instead of it being random, this time they'll pick the critters that they find most interesting. No other specifics though, so good luck: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4615099/I should probably find some other random journal flak to add to these, since it feels like that's what they are. Maybe another time.
Liveware Problem
Posted 12 years agoI got myself one of those 3DS machines like the consumer whore I am.
How many of you also have a 3DS machine? We should link up.
How many of you also have a 3DS machine? We should link up.
Excuses And Accusations
Posted 12 years agoHow many gambling journals does it take for someone to get the reputation for being one of those people you can safely ignore? I can't imagine this model of word spreading being around forever; much like "Your Character Here" auctions there's going to be diminishing returns and it'll all go away. For a little while.
This time
kalethegod has a thing here: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4325913/
What you do is you post a picture and hope they like it enough to put in some kind of vidcon they're making. Dare you take the risk and try to get your dreadful creature into a furry vidcon project?
This time
kalethegod has a thing here: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4325913/What you do is you post a picture and hope they like it enough to put in some kind of vidcon they're making. Dare you take the risk and try to get your dreadful creature into a furry vidcon project?
Unwitting Accomplice
Posted 12 years agoI wonder what the saturation point is for raffle journals. How many do you see in your inbox before you just straight up delete them without taking a peek?
Creature pictures from this person right here:
kellesk. Go sate your crippling gambling addiction with all of your dreadful creatures.
Creature pictures from this person right here:
kellesk. Go sate your crippling gambling addiction with all of your dreadful creatures.Youthful Indiscretion
Posted 13 years agoThis person right here 
casandra is doing a gigantic furry collage of some sort, detailed here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4205826/
They want lots of critters to be a part of this pack, so go ahead and post some loathsome creatures for them.
casandra is doing a gigantic furry collage of some sort, detailed here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4205826/They want lots of critters to be a part of this pack, so go ahead and post some loathsome creatures for them.
