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Posted 12 years agoUno mas!
Posted 13 years agoOnce again, I've moved accounts :o the move is pretty much complete ^3^ find me and more new stuff in the near future at:
thewhitedurr
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Moving account!
Posted 13 years agoYeahh I was kind of reluctant to at first but meh! It's not even 5000 pageviews. Just not into having this name any more :p so I'll begin slowly moving everything over to TheWhiteDurr
GOT IT? MY NEW ACCOUNT IS TheWhiteDurr
Peace ya'll :U
TheWhiteDurrGOT IT? MY NEW ACCOUNT IS
TheWhiteDurr Peace ya'll :U
No-Shave November results!
Posted 13 years agoI have the facial hair of a 10 year old Mexican girl.
So I shaved it off yesterday~
it felt fucking great.
Also the selfie I took is my new profile ID :U yay.
...I only made this to get rid of the thanksgiving journal :U
So I shaved it off yesterday~
it felt fucking great.
Also the selfie I took is my new profile ID :U yay.
...I only made this to get rid of the thanksgiving journal :U
The alphabet of things I'm thankful for!
Posted 13 years agoOkay! Lets do this then.
A is for Apple, not the fruit the company that made my iPad.
B is for Bowties, bowties are cool.
C is for Coc....--coconuts, they're fucking delicious.
D is for Giant Dic...-- dictionaries, for when I need to check my spelling.
E is for Everything, so lets include it anyway.
F is for FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
G is for I'M GOING TO TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU
H is for HIV which I'm thankful I do not have.
I is for iPod, because music is fun.
J is for Jiffy Pop, because it never gets old.
K is for Kodi, my boyfriends dog who keeps him company when I'm not around :'3
L is for Lighter, without it I cannot smoke my ganja.
M is for
Mitchi <3333
N is for ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME AT ALL DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
O is for...oh well I can't think of anything.
P is for penis!
Q is for Quests on WoW that I do with Mitchi :3
R is for Rap, some of it is good, don't lie to yourself!
S is for Stupid People, who never fail to make me feel better about myself.
T is for Timelords, and bowties are cool.
U is for U AND ME
V is for vagina!
W is for weed, all tasty and green <3
X is for X Out? Iunno I guess if it helps awkward teenagers get rid of their pizza face.
Y is for You, anyone who is reading this, because I'm so glad you took the time to see what I had to say :D
Z is for Zippers, they're easier than buttons!
A is for Apple, not the fruit the company that made my iPad.
B is for Bowties, bowties are cool.
C is for Coc....--coconuts, they're fucking delicious.
D is for Giant Dic...-- dictionaries, for when I need to check my spelling.
E is for Everything, so lets include it anyway.
F is for FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
G is for I'M GOING TO TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU
H is for HIV which I'm thankful I do not have.
I is for iPod, because music is fun.
J is for Jiffy Pop, because it never gets old.
K is for Kodi, my boyfriends dog who keeps him company when I'm not around :'3
L is for Lighter, without it I cannot smoke my ganja.
M is for
Mitchi <3333N is for ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME AT ALL DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
O is for...oh well I can't think of anything.
P is for penis!
Q is for Quests on WoW that I do with Mitchi :3
R is for Rap, some of it is good, don't lie to yourself!
S is for Stupid People, who never fail to make me feel better about myself.
T is for Timelords, and bowties are cool.
U is for U AND ME
V is for vagina!
W is for weed, all tasty and green <3
X is for X Out? Iunno I guess if it helps awkward teenagers get rid of their pizza face.
Y is for You, anyone who is reading this, because I'm so glad you took the time to see what I had to say :D
Z is for Zippers, they're easier than buttons!
Groovy
Posted 13 years agoI got my boyfriend to call his dog, Kodi, Kodus.
I got my friends to all start saying twatburger.
Vagina turtles, Fireburd, and Mexeeco too >:c
but when I say groovy...when I even make an attempt to bring it back...no one >:C
I got my friends to all start saying twatburger.
Vagina turtles, Fireburd, and Mexeeco too >:c
but when I say groovy...when I even make an attempt to bring it back...no one >:C
Instant original fursona~!
Posted 13 years agoJust add antlers :D
Norly. Is anyone else noticing this? xD
Norly. Is anyone else noticing this? xD
Hi, FurAffinity!
Posted 13 years agoI'm still alive!
Really, I am.
Someone talk to me, dammit >:c
I'm surprised this many people pay attention to me despite my lack of a penis.
Really, I am.
Someone talk to me, dammit >:c
I'm surprised this many people pay attention to me despite my lack of a penis.
New Bawng
Posted 13 years agoI got a new bong today.
She's pretty.
Her name is Toph.
She rapes face.
The end.Wha...? Wa happen D:
Posted 13 years agoEveryone was raffly. Doing raffles and whatnot.
Everyone fuckin loved raffles.
no one does raffles any moar.
It's all auctions.
Greedy mofos :u
Everyone fuckin loved raffles.
no one does raffles any moar.
It's all auctions.
Greedy mofos :u
Furbowl tonight anyone?
Posted 13 years ago
and I will be going to the Furbowl tonight :oVery last minute decision..buuut if anyone else is going it's be cool to meet up and hang out ^3^
OH NOOOOO
Posted 13 years agoI sneezed on the weed D: it went everywhere
Viagra cocktails
Posted 13 years agoHopefully that title got your attention. I was thinking of doing a kiriban thing...so who was my 4000th page viewer? :u
Names
Posted 13 years agoI like looking at names. More specifically I like laughing at them. If anyone else was ever in an acting course you probably received a sheet full of Shakespearean insults. It was like...3 columns and you could pick from maaaany rows to make combinations like...
Frothy Elf-Skinned Flax-Wench...
oorrr
Tottering Onion-Eyed Minnow.
These are fun as fuck to use in person, by the way, mostly because where I live IQs stay within the speed limit and it's socially acceptable to wear a bikini top with pajama pants in public no matter how much you weigh. They don't normally understand an insult outside of bitch, dumbass, and fat fuck.
But that's all beside the point!
I wanted to know if there's some kind of furry name list like the Shakespearean insult list. I see a lot of the same names everywhere and, since a lot of people somehow find it interesting to speak to me, it's getting realllly difficult to tell everyone apart D: I swear I must know at least 5 people with Canis Lupus in their name. Not that that's a bad thing, but they all get SUPER pissed when I ask "Sorry...which one are you? I'm terrible with names" (especially when they're all the same.) If picking a furry name was as easy as getting them from a list, we'd all see shit like
Canis Lupus Darkclaw
oorrr
Thunder Darkblood
maybe we could invite Darkfang Bloodthunder Canis Lupus to join us in this example.
My apologies if any of these names are ACTUAL people, but it just further proves my point! When I see names like this, I always expect the same thing...mid-20s average looking male with long hair, claims to be/speak german, and has an affinity for Columbine-like outfits. Not that that isn't cool, whatever makes you feel like an individual. What would be nice to see for a change is something ~original~.
This question is for everyone...how did you come up with your name? Mine's Micahchu because I prefer to go by Micah, but people always want to pronounce it "Mike-ah", so I put the chu at the end so people associate it with Pikachu, and pronounce it like "Mee-kah" instead :3 cos it rhymes!
Frothy Elf-Skinned Flax-Wench...
oorrr
Tottering Onion-Eyed Minnow.
These are fun as fuck to use in person, by the way, mostly because where I live IQs stay within the speed limit and it's socially acceptable to wear a bikini top with pajama pants in public no matter how much you weigh. They don't normally understand an insult outside of bitch, dumbass, and fat fuck.
But that's all beside the point!
I wanted to know if there's some kind of furry name list like the Shakespearean insult list. I see a lot of the same names everywhere and, since a lot of people somehow find it interesting to speak to me, it's getting realllly difficult to tell everyone apart D: I swear I must know at least 5 people with Canis Lupus in their name. Not that that's a bad thing, but they all get SUPER pissed when I ask "Sorry...which one are you? I'm terrible with names" (especially when they're all the same.) If picking a furry name was as easy as getting them from a list, we'd all see shit like
Canis Lupus Darkclaw
oorrr
Thunder Darkblood
maybe we could invite Darkfang Bloodthunder Canis Lupus to join us in this example.
My apologies if any of these names are ACTUAL people, but it just further proves my point! When I see names like this, I always expect the same thing...mid-20s average looking male with long hair, claims to be/speak german, and has an affinity for Columbine-like outfits. Not that that isn't cool, whatever makes you feel like an individual. What would be nice to see for a change is something ~original~.
This question is for everyone...how did you come up with your name? Mine's Micahchu because I prefer to go by Micah, but people always want to pronounce it "Mike-ah", so I put the chu at the end so people associate it with Pikachu, and pronounce it like "Mee-kah" instead :3 cos it rhymes!
Interior crocodile alligator
Posted 13 years agoI drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Know what really grinds my gears?
Posted 13 years agoWhen artists sell adoptables that are already someone's fursona. Green deer? Red husky? Come on, what kind of jerk actually attempts to make money off of someones intellectual property.
You're all a bunch of Thomas Edisons. If you're any good with history you'll know what it means.
You're all a bunch of Thomas Edisons. If you're any good with history you'll know what it means.
Meme that I took from a Gib!
Posted 13 years agoHerp
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Yep, a few...at different times tho xD A few of those kisses lead to fur-affinity friends, some the other way around.
Been arrested? — Nope, been detained tho.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — I tend to not do that.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Slept all day once. A whole 24 hours.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Nah, never could~
Held a snake? — NO DEAR GOD NO
Ran a red light? — I think? Maybe?
Been suspended from school? — Suspension used to be a normal thing for me :|
Experienced love at first sight? — Nah!
Totaled your car in an accident? — Not ~totaled~, but fucked it up pretty bad.
Been fired from a job? — Never
Fired somebody? — One day! >:|
Sung karaoke? — A few times, the only time I can prove involves a video of me singing "I feel like a woman" while being dressed up in womens clothing.
Pointed a gun at someone? — Gonna pretend this one doesn't exist.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — All the time :D
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Mmmhm
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes :D
Kissed in the rain? — I think? Mitchi, have we?
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — More times than I can count, for fun during the summer I like to go sliding down a dam.
Saw someone die? — I've had the displeasure, yes.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — LOL YES
Smoked a cigar? — Mmhm~
Sat on a rooftop? — My friends and I used to climb on the middle school roof and drink xD
Smuggled something into another country? — Nothing illigal! Just some kinder eggs. Ok so they're illegal but kinder eggs D::
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yep xD
Broken a bone? — Never, just lucky I guess.
Skipped school? — Are you kidding? Of course
Eaten a bug? — The bagged barbeque flavoured kind.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Err nope!
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yep!
Dumped someone? — mhm :3
Forgotten your anniversary? — Never!
Lied to avoid a ticket? — nope
Ridden in a helicopter? — Nah
Shaved your head? — ONCE! I looked ridiculous.
Blacked out from drinking? — heeheee yeaaaahh
Played a prank on someone? — Every fuckan day.
Hit a home run? — Nah, I was a weak kid who wasnt good at sports.
Felt like killing someone? — Yepyepyepyepyep.
Cross-dressed? — I used to, went to a few parties in high school. Actually passed!
Been falling-down drunk? — Twice. And when I say twice I mean only twice. I drink casually on rare occasions but I HATE being drunk.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — .3.
Eaten snake? — Yep
Marched/Protested? — Lol no, if you stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — YES :'D I loved dem. Til I fed 'em to my venus fly trap.
Puked on an amusement ride? — Nah.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Nope~
Knitted? — Yes :'3
Been on TV? — Did a few commercials a while back, no appearances since :<
Shot a gun? — No, in fact I hate the things.
Skinny-dipped? — Yep!
Given someone stitches? — mhm
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Yes! but not all at once, I sliced it into like 5 pieces
Ridden a surfboard? — Tried to!
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yeaaaahhh :3
Had surgery? — Mouf surgery :U
Streaked? — Nope
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yeahh.
Tripped on mushrooms? — They're my drug of choice!
when NOT drinking? — Huh?
Peed on a bush? — Yes xD
Donated Blood? — Yeah, they said if you smoked weed you couldn't but it didn't seem to hurt anything.
Grabbed an electric fence? — I was pulled into one by a horse as a kid .3.
Eaten alligator meat? — its delishus <3
Eaten cheesecake? — I love cheezcake D:
Killed an animal when not hunting? — BY ACCIDENT D: A bird was trapped in the garage and I was trying to catch it, I accidentally hit it with the edge of the net and it fell .3. Musta knocked it out
Peed your pants in public? — When I was an infant, yes!
Snuck into a movie without paying? — A couple of times
Written graffiti? — Mhm, have my own tag and errything
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Nah, I love one person <3
Think about the future? — I try not to too often
Been in handcuffs? — Not the kind you think
Believe in love? — Of course!
Bungee jump? — NO
Drowned? — Nah, I'm a great swimmer :3
Kicked some guy in his jewels? - Punched, kicked, elbowed, beer-canned, hammered, and shoveled.
Ass faced? — Wot?
Stole this from that
CGibby thing!
Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Yep, a few...at different times tho xD A few of those kisses lead to fur-affinity friends, some the other way around.
Been arrested? — Nope, been detained tho.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — I tend to not do that.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Slept all day once. A whole 24 hours.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Nah, never could~
Held a snake? — NO DEAR GOD NO
Ran a red light? — I think? Maybe?
Been suspended from school? — Suspension used to be a normal thing for me :|
Experienced love at first sight? — Nah!
Totaled your car in an accident? — Not ~totaled~, but fucked it up pretty bad.
Been fired from a job? — Never
Fired somebody? — One day! >:|
Sung karaoke? — A few times, the only time I can prove involves a video of me singing "I feel like a woman" while being dressed up in womens clothing.
Pointed a gun at someone? — Gonna pretend this one doesn't exist.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — All the time :D
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Mmmhm
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes :D
Kissed in the rain? — I think?
Mitchi, have we?Had a close brush with death (your own)? — More times than I can count, for fun during the summer I like to go sliding down a dam.
Saw someone die? — I've had the displeasure, yes.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — LOL YES
Smoked a cigar? — Mmhm~
Sat on a rooftop? — My friends and I used to climb on the middle school roof and drink xD
Smuggled something into another country? — Nothing illigal! Just some kinder eggs. Ok so they're illegal but kinder eggs D::
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yep xD
Broken a bone? — Never, just lucky I guess.
Skipped school? — Are you kidding? Of course
Eaten a bug? — The bagged barbeque flavoured kind.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Err nope!
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yep!
Dumped someone? — mhm :3
Forgotten your anniversary? — Never!
Lied to avoid a ticket? — nope
Ridden in a helicopter? — Nah
Shaved your head? — ONCE! I looked ridiculous.
Blacked out from drinking? — heeheee yeaaaahh
Played a prank on someone? — Every fuckan day.
Hit a home run? — Nah, I was a weak kid who wasnt good at sports.
Felt like killing someone? — Yepyepyepyepyep.
Cross-dressed? — I used to, went to a few parties in high school. Actually passed!
Been falling-down drunk? — Twice. And when I say twice I mean only twice. I drink casually on rare occasions but I HATE being drunk.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — .3.
Eaten snake? — Yep
Marched/Protested? — Lol no, if you stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — YES :'D I loved dem. Til I fed 'em to my venus fly trap.
Puked on an amusement ride? — Nah.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Nope~
Knitted? — Yes :'3
Been on TV? — Did a few commercials a while back, no appearances since :<
Shot a gun? — No, in fact I hate the things.
Skinny-dipped? — Yep!
Given someone stitches? — mhm
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Yes! but not all at once, I sliced it into like 5 pieces
Ridden a surfboard? — Tried to!
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yeaaaahhh :3
Had surgery? — Mouf surgery :U
Streaked? — Nope
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yeahh.
Tripped on mushrooms? — They're my drug of choice!
when NOT drinking? — Huh?
Peed on a bush? — Yes xD
Donated Blood? — Yeah, they said if you smoked weed you couldn't but it didn't seem to hurt anything.
Grabbed an electric fence? — I was pulled into one by a horse as a kid .3.
Eaten alligator meat? — its delishus <3
Eaten cheesecake? — I love cheezcake D:
Killed an animal when not hunting? — BY ACCIDENT D: A bird was trapped in the garage and I was trying to catch it, I accidentally hit it with the edge of the net and it fell .3. Musta knocked it out
Peed your pants in public? — When I was an infant, yes!
Snuck into a movie without paying? — A couple of times
Written graffiti? — Mhm, have my own tag and errything
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Nah, I love one person <3
Think about the future? — I try not to too often
Been in handcuffs? — Not the kind you think
Believe in love? — Of course!
Bungee jump? — NO
Drowned? — Nah, I'm a great swimmer :3
Kicked some guy in his jewels? - Punched, kicked, elbowed, beer-canned, hammered, and shoveled.
Ass faced? — Wot?
Stole this from that
CGibby thing!7 AM
Posted 13 years agoSo tomorrow I'm a temp for a warehouse delivery handling job. Thankfully I'm on a friendly basis with the owner of the company and he flat out asked if I was interested in full-time~! All I gottsa do is wake up at 6 tomorrow and be at work by 7 :> Been fuckan forever since I've woken up at 6 :'D
So cos of this, very soon, I'll be commissioning a fursuit! :D Yep, s'been the plan all along, getting Micah made into a suit~
unfortunately I won't be making it to FAU, as much as I'd hoped to try~ but I still have a go at FC so lets see what happens.
So cos of this, very soon, I'll be commissioning a fursuit! :D Yep, s'been the plan all along, getting Micah made into a suit~
unfortunately I won't be making it to FAU, as much as I'd hoped to try~ but I still have a go at FC so lets see what happens.
Hay gaiz...guess wot
Posted 13 years ago Mitchi and I are celebrating our first happy year together today! :DJust thought you should know <3
Love you Mitchi <3
The best time to have a burrito
Posted 13 years agoIs at 1 in the morning. Ch'yeah bitches!
Nothing new. Just had the urge to make a random journal.....actually? no there is something new. A kind admirer of my fursona has commissioned a talented artist to draw his character and mine :o sooo yeah. Gonna have some new art up pretty soon ^3^
Dude people are so nais~
Nothing new. Just had the urge to make a random journal.....actually? no there is something new. A kind admirer of my fursona has commissioned a talented artist to draw his character and mine :o sooo yeah. Gonna have some new art up pretty soon ^3^
Dude people are so nais~
Box of Playboys
Posted 13 years agoSo around the time I came out of the closet to my parents, when I was about 14 or 15, my dad gave me one of the weirdest gifts I'd ever received....a big ol' box of Playboy magazines.
On the box is written "College Books" as my father has quite the sense of humour...anyway...Im selling it :U cos I have no want/need for a box of naked women.
On the box is written "College Books" as my father has quite the sense of humour...anyway...Im selling it :U cos I have no want/need for a box of naked women.
Mitchi is streaming!
Posted 13 years agoEverything went better than expected!
Posted 13 years agoSo this week started out to be 100% absolute total shit. :u
Sunday I decided to go out for the first time in like 4 days, chilled, smoked with a frand and hung out with his new kitten, Catjob. D: Such an adorable little thing. When it was time to leave, at probably the most reasonable time I've ever decided to call it a night, I found my tires had been slashed.
So I wheeled it to the nearest parking lot, called for a ride, and left it there over night. The next day I had to tell my parents so it could be towed, and for some reason, something clicked in my parents head that made them think...slashed tires? Must be his fault. Yeah, so on top of everything, they used ~that~ as the excuse to finally kick me out...for good.
BUT THAT'S NOT A BAD THING :D I was actually just gonna pack my shit and leave one day, but this is a lot better, now they ~expect~ me to not come back! At least I have a place to stay, and there's plenty of places I can walk to for work, so who needs a car with slashed tires anyway.
Also this is a perfect time to start growing plants :>
So yeah, everything went better than expected~!
Sunday I decided to go out for the first time in like 4 days, chilled, smoked with a frand and hung out with his new kitten, Catjob. D: Such an adorable little thing. When it was time to leave, at probably the most reasonable time I've ever decided to call it a night, I found my tires had been slashed.
So I wheeled it to the nearest parking lot, called for a ride, and left it there over night. The next day I had to tell my parents so it could be towed, and for some reason, something clicked in my parents head that made them think...slashed tires? Must be his fault. Yeah, so on top of everything, they used ~that~ as the excuse to finally kick me out...for good.
BUT THAT'S NOT A BAD THING :D I was actually just gonna pack my shit and leave one day, but this is a lot better, now they ~expect~ me to not come back! At least I have a place to stay, and there's plenty of places I can walk to for work, so who needs a car with slashed tires anyway.
Also this is a perfect time to start growing plants :>
So yeah, everything went better than expected~!
Just one of those
Posted 13 years agoRandom thoughts you have when it's late and you're about to go to sleep...and it's just one of those things you can't help but keep thinking about it....
So you grab your laptop, open furaffinity, try to type this amazing idea into a journal AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDD it's gone.
So you grab your laptop, open furaffinity, try to type this amazing idea into a journal AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDD it's gone.
Not-give-a-fuckery
Posted 13 years agoSo apparently yesterday around 2PM a house clearly visible from my back window across the alley, caught on fire. It burned for a good 45 minutes, so I hear, got put out, and everyone left....All of this happened when I was sitting on the couch RIGHT next to the back window...I even looked out to see a BGE truck passing through the alley, but did NOT notice the burning house behind it...Somehow.
Oblivious deer is oblivious.
Oblivious deer is oblivious.
