How old are you for real?
Posted 15 years agoHOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[] You show up late for work a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL AGE: 25
wow only two years older than i really am
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[] You show up late for work a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL AGE: 25
wow only two years older than i really am
I am 108% Insane
Posted 15 years ago[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 4
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 4
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 4
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 7
Grand Total: 27
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Insane."
Fursona Meme
Posted 16 years agoStolen from Ryo
1. What is your fursonas name?
Midnight Shadow Wolf
2. What is your fursonas name in another language?
no idea
3. How old is he/she?
she is the same age as me
4. What is your fursonas race/species?
Black Wolf part Vampire Part Fallen Angel
5. Do they have a crush?
yes
6. Do they have many friends?
Yes
7. What planet is your fursona from?
Earth
8. Does your fursona like to eat?
Food
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Steak, Rare
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
PEpsi and JAck Daniels
11. Is your fursona annoying?
Depends who you ask
13. Is your fursona loved?
Yes
14. Is your fursona hated?
by some, yes
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Goth
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bi male pref
17. Is he/she a virgin?
No
18. Name 3 hobbies
Hanging With Erus
LEarning
Reading
19. Is your fursona normal?
No
20. Is your fursona attractive?
you tell me
21. How does your fursona handle emotions?
Not very well
22. Does your fursona have other forms?
Anthro and feral
23. Does your fursona overreact?
Sometimes
24. Is your fursona a criminal?
No
25. Does your fursona go to school?
no
26. What's his/her IQ?
124
27. Does your fursona have a disease/curse?
no
28. Is your fursona dead?
nope
29. Does your fursona have a family?
yes
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
yea
31. What's the best time in your fursonas life?
A few months ago
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your fursona?
Erus
33. Is your fursona single?
Nope
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Yes
35. Does she/he have an element?
No
36. Do you role-play your fursona?
yes
37. Do you write about your fursona?
Inot in a while.
38. Does your fursona have a bad temper at times?
Sometimes
39. Does your fursona get depressed?
mostly
40. What's your fursonas favorite animal?
other canines, wolves and some fellines
41. Does your fursonas have any fears?
A few
42. Does your fursona have any weaknesses?
some
43. Does your fursona look up to anyone?
ERus, Sae, Streak etc
44. Does your fursona like music?
YEs
45. What's your fursonas favorite type of music?
anythin that isn't overly relligious
46. Is he/she impatient?
sometimes
47. What's something funny about your fursona?
she'll take a glass of whiskey over a pint of blood
48. Name 5 nicknames
mids middy pet Shadow Wolfy
49. Does your fursona curse?
I tend to
50. This test is over, what does your fursona have to say?
time to go shower
1. What is your fursonas name?
Midnight Shadow Wolf
2. What is your fursonas name in another language?
no idea
3. How old is he/she?
she is the same age as me
4. What is your fursonas race/species?
Black Wolf part Vampire Part Fallen Angel
5. Do they have a crush?
yes
6. Do they have many friends?
Yes
7. What planet is your fursona from?
Earth
8. Does your fursona like to eat?
Food
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Steak, Rare
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
PEpsi and JAck Daniels
11. Is your fursona annoying?
Depends who you ask
13. Is your fursona loved?
Yes
14. Is your fursona hated?
by some, yes
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Goth
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bi male pref
17. Is he/she a virgin?
No
18. Name 3 hobbies
Hanging With Erus
LEarning
Reading
19. Is your fursona normal?
No
20. Is your fursona attractive?
you tell me
21. How does your fursona handle emotions?
Not very well
22. Does your fursona have other forms?
Anthro and feral
23. Does your fursona overreact?
Sometimes
24. Is your fursona a criminal?
No
25. Does your fursona go to school?
no
26. What's his/her IQ?
124
27. Does your fursona have a disease/curse?
no
28. Is your fursona dead?
nope
29. Does your fursona have a family?
yes
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
yea
31. What's the best time in your fursonas life?
A few months ago
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your fursona?
Erus
33. Is your fursona single?
Nope
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Yes
35. Does she/he have an element?
No
36. Do you role-play your fursona?
yes
37. Do you write about your fursona?
Inot in a while.
38. Does your fursona have a bad temper at times?
Sometimes
39. Does your fursona get depressed?
mostly
40. What's your fursonas favorite animal?
other canines, wolves and some fellines
41. Does your fursonas have any fears?
A few
42. Does your fursona have any weaknesses?
some
43. Does your fursona look up to anyone?
ERus, Sae, Streak etc
44. Does your fursona like music?
YEs
45. What's your fursonas favorite type of music?
anythin that isn't overly relligious
46. Is he/she impatient?
sometimes
47. What's something funny about your fursona?
she'll take a glass of whiskey over a pint of blood
48. Name 5 nicknames
mids middy pet Shadow Wolfy
49. Does your fursona curse?
I tend to
50. This test is over, what does your fursona have to say?
time to go shower
Struggling
Posted 16 years agoSo far things are going ok. Finding work is hard during the holiday season but i'm not giving up. I'll even go back to waiting tables if i get hired. And today is my parents 13th wedding anniversary gotta call em. I'm potty training my daughter which is a bit of a struggle, but at least she doesn't fight me. I have to replace my BC and hers since someone won't send em to me. Pisses me off cuz i can't get benefits without them. And now i can't even get ahold of Frankie. I've emailed him and imd him. Thats $100 i don't have right now.
Moving
Posted 17 years agoI'm all packed up ticket is paid for. I'm moving to Pennsylvania. I'll be living with a couple friends/family who said they were going to help me learn to be self sufficient. Going to be a long bus ride. Going from Denver Colorado to Pennsylvania. I know i have one stop over in St. Louis MO. I'll be sitting there for an hour and a half. yippy fucking skippy. I'll be having my daughter with me as well. Long bus ride, 18 month old child yea life is grand. New start new life good bye to the old and hello to the new.
Update
Posted 17 years agohey all those who read this and actually Care. I know there are those who just read cuz their bored and don't car at all, less there is something in it for them.
Ok Yesterdya I was rushed to the hospital from work. Was only on the clock three hours when i endd up shaking so badly i couldn't even type. When i stood it was like a knife was plunged into me and twisted. I spent all day and part of the evening in the Emergency room. Conclusion, if you a female don't get the Mirena IUD. I'm still working on getting mine removed. But mine has penetrated all the way through my uterine wall and is doing enuogh damnage. It I don't get it removed, or even if i do, and the damnage is great enough I won't be able to have any more children in the future. some people might see that as a plus, isee that as a negative. I'm on a lot of pain killers. Yesterday i was on a shit load of Morphine. Today Its Percacet and Tramadol. It doesn't completely kill the pain but it dull it enough i can sleep. Which after i submit this is what i'm going back to do again. So those of you i know actually care about me thanks I love you keep in touch. Those who are just reading cuz your bored yea thanks too for least doing that.
Ok Yesterdya I was rushed to the hospital from work. Was only on the clock three hours when i endd up shaking so badly i couldn't even type. When i stood it was like a knife was plunged into me and twisted. I spent all day and part of the evening in the Emergency room. Conclusion, if you a female don't get the Mirena IUD. I'm still working on getting mine removed. But mine has penetrated all the way through my uterine wall and is doing enuogh damnage. It I don't get it removed, or even if i do, and the damnage is great enough I won't be able to have any more children in the future. some people might see that as a plus, isee that as a negative. I'm on a lot of pain killers. Yesterday i was on a shit load of Morphine. Today Its Percacet and Tramadol. It doesn't completely kill the pain but it dull it enough i can sleep. Which after i submit this is what i'm going back to do again. So those of you i know actually care about me thanks I love you keep in touch. Those who are just reading cuz your bored yea thanks too for least doing that.
NAme Game
Posted 17 years agocopied from
saethwr
1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
JEssica
2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Jesizzle
3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black Wolf
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Dolje
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Crimson Soda
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
eldecalce
7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Lee Dean
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Snowball

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
JEssica
2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Jesizzle
3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black Wolf
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Dolje
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Crimson Soda
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
eldecalce
7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Lee Dean
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Snowball
Computer Down
Posted 17 years agoIf anyone cares my computer has been down for a few weeks now its hard for me to get online and i get online when possible. If you want to contact me you can email me and i check those at work. FA is blocked by my job so is myspace and facebook. i can use AIM and Google talk Also i can use all my extwernal emails if anyone cares and wants to contact me there here they are:
white_tigress_1986[at]hotmail.com
jessica_dolce_1986[at]yahoo.co.uk
XWolf04sgrl[at]aim.com
MidnightShadowWolf[at]gmail.com
I check all of them.
white_tigress_1986[at]hotmail.com
jessica_dolce_1986[at]yahoo.co.uk
XWolf04sgrl[at]aim.com
MidnightShadowWolf[at]gmail.com
I check all of them.
HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS
Posted 17 years agoMeme from Sae
Posted 17 years agoTaken from
saethwr
Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:
Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
(X) Had / Have A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
(X) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking (don't drink)
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 14
Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19
Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 23
Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 28
Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(X) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30
Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 33
Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(X) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 37
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 39
Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 42
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 44
Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 49
Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 53
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 57
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 58
Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 60
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 63
Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 67
Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 70
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
(X) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 73
Level 25
(X) Played Chinese Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(X) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 78
Level 26
(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (was asked)
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed (then my nose started bleeding yay blood)
SO FAR: 83
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone (LOL Jr. High)
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (she got slapped)
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
(X) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(X) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 89
Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 92
Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(X) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 97
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 99
Yay 99

Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:
Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
(X) Had / Have A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
(X) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking (don't drink)
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 14
Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19
Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 23
Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 28
Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(X) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30
Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 33
Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
(X) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 37
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 39
Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 42
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 44
Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 49
Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 53
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 57
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 58
Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 60
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 63
Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 67
Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 70
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
(X) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 73
Level 25
(X) Played Chinese Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(X) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 78
Level 26
(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (was asked)
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed (then my nose started bleeding yay blood)
SO FAR: 83
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone (LOL Jr. High)
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (she got slapped)
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
(X) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(X) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 89
Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 92
Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(X) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 97
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 99
Yay 99
Update
Posted 17 years agoSo since this is back up. Tuesday was my birthday, thursday i had surgery and they removed a marble size something from my head. I find out next week if its a tumor or a cyst. I'm alive but my head hurts where they cut and stitched. I'm down to one job its a good job but i'm beginning to get irritated with customer's stupidity. MY dauhter is doing great and I might be moving again in six months.
Two Jobs All work no play
Posted 17 years agoI'm working two jobs. Always working no time for rest no time for fun. Always going. After all thats what my family, few friends, and other furs i've talked to suggested. Work work work. So ok i'm working, i hardly get to see my daughter but i'm working all the time.
Hate my job hate the hospital
Posted 17 years agoYay i'm alright but, yea my job sucks and i hate hospitals. I got to spend a good part of my night in the hospital, the emergency room to be exact, for a severe allergic reaction to some chemicals at my job. Now i'm on antihistamines and steroids. lucky me no?
Meme copied from Leons
Posted 17 years ago1.) What is your name / fursonas name?
Midnight Shadow Wolf
2.) Would you put your fursona in a drama, comedy, action, sci-fi role?
Ummmmmmmm possibly
3.) Movie or series?
Series
4.) would you be the voice of your fursona in said role?
Yes
5.) Why or why not?
BEcause why the hell would i let someone else be me? They might screw it up
6.) If not, list three people you would have voice your fursona
7.) Any other characters you have that you would give a voice?
8.) Who would voice them? (skip ahead if doesnt apply)
9.) Who do you think would be the best voice for any other furs you know?
ummmmm Leons, Saethwr, Ozzie, Kit, Lep, and i know i got more
10.) Who do you think would be a good voice for Zig Zag and Sabrina?
someone slap me but i went brain dead who?
Midnight Shadow Wolf
2.) Would you put your fursona in a drama, comedy, action, sci-fi role?
Ummmmmmmm possibly
3.) Movie or series?
Series
4.) would you be the voice of your fursona in said role?
Yes
5.) Why or why not?
BEcause why the hell would i let someone else be me? They might screw it up
6.) If not, list three people you would have voice your fursona
7.) Any other characters you have that you would give a voice?
8.) Who would voice them? (skip ahead if doesnt apply)
9.) Who do you think would be the best voice for any other furs you know?
ummmmm Leons, Saethwr, Ozzie, Kit, Lep, and i know i got more
10.) Who do you think would be a good voice for Zig Zag and Sabrina?
someone slap me but i went brain dead who?
Not like anybody really reads this
Posted 17 years agoColorado hads a series of tornados today, and yes, i was caught between them. Spent most of the day in my friends crawlspace of her house. Her comment was she'd never seen me turn that white before or be so freaked out. The tornado ripped through one of the towns my dad works in. I haven't heard back from my family, I hope their ok, knowing if i call they'll yell at me for worrying. Nut anyways My daughter and I are ok........not that anyone really cares.
Life and Death
Posted 17 years agoJust got news that a guy i knew considered a friend and used to work with killed himself today. I'm still trying to accept this all and am having a hard time. Guess I'll be keeping an eye out for news. I called several other people who have his number and asked them to try and reach him since i lost the number. I don't know if i should be angry or cry i just don't know. Soime happy mother's day huh?
New Video
Posted 17 years agook i got my eighth? yea eighth video up on youtube. To the song Almost Easy and it is based of pretty much all furry pics.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rs98Vx8Gjp8
check itout if you want.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rs98Vx8Gjp8
check itout if you want.
Yuiko's First Birthday
Posted 17 years agoToday May9,2008 is my daughter's first birthday. A Whole year wow time flies. I've been accused of not putting her first but she is always first. I don't agree to do things with people unless i know she's going to be cared for. So in light of all that I'm taking today to celebrate her birthday.
Came up with perfect Theme song for me
Posted 17 years agoHere is the official video for it too: http://youtube.com/watch?v=BRs9z8UfQzY
I plan on making my own
Song: Almost Easy
Artist: Avenged Sevenfold
I feel insane
Every single time I'm asked to compromise
'Cause I'm afraid and stuck in my ways
And that's the way it stays
So how long did I expect love to outweigh ignorance?
By the look on your face I may have forced the scale to tip
I'm not insane, I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I'm not… not insane
(Mother)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Said at all)
Come back again it's almost easy
Shame pulses through my heart from the things I've done to you
It's hard to face but the fact remains that this is nothing new
I left you bound and tied with suicidal memories
Selfish beneath the skin but deep inside I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I'm not… not insane
(Mother)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Said it all)
Come back again it's almost easy
(You'll learn your lesson)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(But still you fall)
Come back again it's almost easy
Now that I've lost you it kills me to say
(Hurts to say)
I've tried to hold on as you've slowly slipped away
I'm losing the fight, I've treated you so wrong now let me make it right
(Make it alright)
I'm not insane, I'm not insane
(ha ha ha ha ha)
I'm not insane, I'm not… Not insane
(Mother)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Said it all)
Come back again it's almost easy
(You'll learn your lesson)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(But still you fall)
Come back again it's almost easy
I plan on making my own
Song: Almost Easy
Artist: Avenged Sevenfold
I feel insane
Every single time I'm asked to compromise
'Cause I'm afraid and stuck in my ways
And that's the way it stays
So how long did I expect love to outweigh ignorance?
By the look on your face I may have forced the scale to tip
I'm not insane, I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I'm not… not insane
(Mother)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Said at all)
Come back again it's almost easy
Shame pulses through my heart from the things I've done to you
It's hard to face but the fact remains that this is nothing new
I left you bound and tied with suicidal memories
Selfish beneath the skin but deep inside I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I'm not… not insane
(Mother)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Said it all)
Come back again it's almost easy
(You'll learn your lesson)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(But still you fall)
Come back again it's almost easy
Now that I've lost you it kills me to say
(Hurts to say)
I've tried to hold on as you've slowly slipped away
I'm losing the fight, I've treated you so wrong now let me make it right
(Make it alright)
I'm not insane, I'm not insane
(ha ha ha ha ha)
I'm not insane, I'm not… Not insane
(Mother)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Said it all)
Come back again it's almost easy
(You'll learn your lesson)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(But still you fall)
Come back again it's almost easy
BAck On
Posted 17 years agoNot sure for how long though. My Cell workies agains
Youtube
Posted 17 years agoHey Guys I've made some videos and I would like opinions on them. I've so far got six of them uploaded. Please let me know your thoughts. Here is the links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnFNHBz5eX4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpBdU2CVdV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtcXMXgq0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2_X5tzqCs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weP-XncvVHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtPy-kcCTo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnFNHBz5eX4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpBdU2CVdV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtcXMXgq0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2_X5tzqCs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weP-XncvVHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtPy-kcCTo
meme from SAethwr
Posted 17 years ago1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
THere are no books
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Carseat
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Underworld
4.) Without looking guess what time it is
10:20
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:31
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The Refridgerator, my phone, and my daughter crawling around and chattering
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
yesterday at 4PM. Went down the pub with friends
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Saethwr Sae's Journal
9.) What are you wearing?
Black T-Shirt with wolves on it and Pj Pants
10.) What did you dream about last night?
Dying
11.) When did you last laugh?
Last Night
12.) What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures of animals that were sketched
13)Did you see anything weird lately?
I broke a boulder with a car?
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Boring
15.) What was the last film you saw?
Underworld
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
pay off debts, pay back Sae
Saethwr and put some away so my daughter can go to colege
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I live for my daughter first myself last.
18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
Social Services would have common sense
19.) Do you like to dance?
Nope
20.) George Bush...
Wrong just like his father
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I have one her name is Yuiko
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ritsuka
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes
24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the Pearly Gates?
Ummmmmmmmm do pagans go to the peraly gates?
25.) Tag Four people who must also do this in THEIR journal.
leons1
sona_asoka
AzurusNova
OzzieKitSkunk
THere are no books
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Carseat
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Underworld
4.) Without looking guess what time it is
10:20
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:31
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The Refridgerator, my phone, and my daughter crawling around and chattering
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
yesterday at 4PM. Went down the pub with friends
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

9.) What are you wearing?
Black T-Shirt with wolves on it and Pj Pants
10.) What did you dream about last night?
Dying
11.) When did you last laugh?
Last Night
12.) What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures of animals that were sketched
13)Did you see anything weird lately?
I broke a boulder with a car?
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Boring
15.) What was the last film you saw?
Underworld
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
pay off debts, pay back Sae

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I live for my daughter first myself last.
18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
Social Services would have common sense
19.) Do you like to dance?
Nope
20.) George Bush...
Wrong just like his father
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I have one her name is Yuiko
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ritsuka
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes
24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the Pearly Gates?
Ummmmmmmmm do pagans go to the peraly gates?
25.) Tag Four people who must also do this in THEIR journal.




In Today's News
Posted 17 years agoI fucked up. I almost hit a light pole over corrected went over the curb hit a boulder wrecked the car deployed both airbags poped the tires cracked the radiator. Yea I fucked up. My daughter bit her lip, she was sitting in the back, I have bruises down my legs and abrasions up my right hand and arm and across my stomach.
I Give Up
Posted 17 years agoI don't know why i believe things are different. They all end the same. You care for a person then they leave you. Obviously there is something wrong with me. No one wants to be with me. They all leave, all of them. I give up hoping for the one who will be paitent with me, who will work with me, who will stay and care and love me. Its never going to happen.
Copied From Leons
Posted 17 years agoLAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: Jessica Devre Dolce
Birthday: August 5, 1986
Current Location: Tempe Arizona
Eye Colour: Grey Blue
Hair Colour: Natural- Brunette Currently- Black
Righty or Lefty: Both
Zodiac Sign: Leo and the Tiger
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your fears: Losing my daughter and being alone
Your perfect pizza: Doesn't matter as long as it doesn't make me puke
Goal for future: TO ensure my daughter grows up safe healthy and loved.
LAYER THREE: YOUR
Your thoughts first waking up: Didn't i just go to bed?
Your best physical feature: I don't have one
Your bedtime: Whenever i want
Your most missed memory: Spending the summers in Tennessee with my aunt and visiting Illinois before my grandmother died
LAYER FOUR: THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: BUrger King
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: No Boundaries
Lipton tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: Rocky Road
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: When I need to get people to leave me alone
Take a shower: Yea
Believe in yourself: Nope
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on stage: YEa
Gone skating: roller rinks yea
Dyed your hair: When i need to recolor yes
LAYER SEVEN: SAD ONES
Got beaten up: Once
Changed who you were to fit in: Yea
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Are you old: DEpends on what you call old
What did you do for your last birthday: I was taking care of my daughter. She was three months
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best eye colour: Doesn't matter
Best hair colour: Doesn't matter
Clothing style: Doesn't matter
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: Talking on the phone
1 hour ago: Cooking
1 year ago: Crying over Wind moving away
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: Yuiko
I feel: Tired
I hide: from everything
I miss: Home
I want: to forget
I need: to get yuiko back to bed