so there is a new feature, being able to disable profiles, but profiles that have been disabled can't be unwatched, i happened to find one while going through my watch list and clearing out inactive accounts and when i tried to unwatch i got this message:
This user has voluntarily disabled access to their userpage.

If this is your userpage and you would like to reenable it, you may do so by logging in andreenabling it in your Account Settings.

[Click here to continue...]


any chance that the admins are still working on this and prematurely released?

wanna hang out with a lonely kitty? i'll probably be pretty awkward because i haven't had regular human interaction a lot lately, but i really need some friends

I've noticed that no artist likes to draw without one, and yet, most of my characters do not have references, so how exactly is it I am supposed to get art of my characters done when most artists refuse to take written descriptions as references?

Stolen from  miruwolfcakes

Follow this to figure yours out:

A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone

M = Very good kisser
I = Everyone's best friend
K = Crazy
O = Different
M - very good kisser
I - everyone's best friend

S = Damn sexy
H = Freaking hott
I = Everyone's best friend
Z = Loved by everyone
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
K = Crazy
A = French kisser

K = Crazy
A = French Kisser
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
O = Different
S = Damn sexy

P = The best at all sports (lol, naaaawwwww)
L = Beautiful Eyes
O = Different
O = Different

(Stolen from: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2932503/)
Don't even mention 'FA'
SO, apparently Furaffinity has garnered attention from paypal in the worst way. Transactions with information in the Subject or Description that pertains to Furaffinity will result in the user being blocked from paypal!

This, as only I've heard and I've not yet seen it happen, is due to the fact FurAffinity has been flagged by paypal as a pornography website, which is against Paypal's main Terms of Service.

This most definately effects almost EVERY commissioner, so please when sending transactions Do not mention your FA username, the words FA or FurAffinity, or likely derivatives on paypal.

ALSO: Never mention anything about porn in the payment of any transaction. That also gets them banned from using the site.

Ok, so today my grandmother drops a huge bomb on my mother and I. She went to the doctor recently about pains and numbness shes been experiencing for about a year and a half off and on. He said that they were mini-strokes and that she needs to go to the hospital for more testing. She doesn't believe him and even told him that he better not send her in for testing until some time next week because she wants to do more camping. The only reason my mother and I even know any of this is because my grandfather made Gramma call us and tell us, she doesn't think its a big deal and 'doesn't want to be a bother'. I have no idea what to think about all of this, all I know is that I'm seriously pissed at her for endangering herself like this.

thanks for listening, if you have any advice for me i would appreciate it, or if you want to offer hugs or send me a comforting note or whatever, i would appreciate that more

You remember watching..
[x] Kenan and Kel
[x] Doug
[x] Ren & Stimpy
[x] Pinky and the Brain
[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
[x] Rockos modern Life
[x] Animaniacs
[x] Gargoyles
[x] Hey Arnold
[x] Out of the Box
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House

[x] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
[x] You just can’t resist finishing this . . ."In west Philadelphia born and raised..."
"...on the playground was where i spent most'a mai dayyyz"

You remember:
[x ] Step by Step
[x] Family Matters
[x] Dinosaurs
[x] Boy Meets World
[x] Full House
[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps


When everything was settled by:
[X] rock paper scissors
[x] bubble gum bubble gum in a dish
[x] miss mary mack

[x] When kick ball was something you did everyday
[x ] You used to listen to the radio all day long
[x] just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a Cassette tape.
[x] You remember Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis
[x] You remember The Original Game Boy
[X] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.


You remember watching:
[x] The Magic School Bus (YESSS)
[x] Wishbone (DOUBLE YESSS)
[x] Reading Rainbow "Butterfly in the skyyy... i can fly twice as hiiiigh... "
[ ] Ghostwriter
[x] You remember when Yo-Yos were cool
[x] You remember those Where’s Waldo books.
[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers (omg warheads, I miss the original ones sooo bad! The new gummy ones suck)


You remember watching:
[x] Batman the Animated Series
[x] Aladdin
[x] Ninja Turtles
[x] Ghost Busters
[x] You remember Ring Pops
[x] If you remember when everything was "da BOMB!"
[x] You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
[x] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them (kootie catchers, fyi)
[x] You played and/or collected Pogs (my friend and I still played with his collection every so often in high-school)
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went


You watched the original cartoons of
[x] Rugrats
[x] Wild Thornberry’s
[x] Power Rangers
[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand


You collected
[x] Beanie Babies.
[x] Pokemon cards (still have most of those, tried to sell them once, but no one wants the really old cards anymore)
[x] Carebears
[ ] Silver dollars (I feel like this wasn't really a thing...)

[x] Everyone watched the WB
[x] When everybody knew all the pokemon by heart. (now it’s all like Mew who?)
[x] When Digimon was still on
[x] If you even know what an original walkman is...
[x] you know the Macarena by heart
[x] "Talk to the hand"
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary.
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging. (I was 10 when the internet got really popular, and back then, cell phones were the big bulky things)
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods
[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360
[x] Back before XBox period
[x] Before Spongebob (god I hate that show)
[x] When light up sneakers were cool. (awww yeah)
[x] When you bought VHS tapes, not DVDs
[x] When gas was $0.95 a gallon. (the lowest i remember it being was like $1.10...didn't really pay attention to gas prices as a kid lol, but I always hear stories of the low gas prices)
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR
[x] You had slap bracelets!
[x] You actually played outside until it was dark! (I pretty much lived outside)
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear... (miss it all soooo much)
[x] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times
[x] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.

just felt like doing this one, people that grew up in the 80/90's should do this too!

the awesome  ZeroxTolerance is making a comic!!

Copy/paste it and post your answers below! and leave little bracket comments that i can laugh at ^^

Would you:
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? (with caps lock apparently..)
[] Slap Me?
[] Slap me if i asked you to?
[] Kiss Me?
[] Let Me Kiss You?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Let Me Make You Breakfast?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? (assuming we don't kick/stand on each others shoes and fall over)
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
[] Fall in love with me
[] Like me
[] Love me (I'm gessing this means sexins?)

Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Think I'm Sexy?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?

Am I...
[] Smart?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] Loveable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
[] Ugly?
[] Gorgeous?

Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me Non Stop?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me? (*bother bother bother bother*)

Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me
[] My friend?

my boyfriend just did a Google search on Chuck Noris, it came back Google won't search for Chuck Noris because it knows you don't find Chuck Noris, he finds you

will post screen shot later for all who want to see it

yay for being bored at school!

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. (X )
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. ()
7. Gotten/given a hand job. (X) - doesn't count if they were so bad you didn't get off
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X) - see above
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ()

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. ()
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. ()
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store. (X) (when I was, like, 5)
18. Went streaking. ()
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. ()
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ()

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ()
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ()
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
35. Eaten sushi. (X)
36. Bought porn. () - who PAYS for porn when you can draw your own!
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. () - NEVER.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ()
45. Stabbed yourself. (X)
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ()
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X) (all the time, I quite enjoy fishing)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

51. Watched a person die. ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ()
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed Goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. ()

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%

61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. ()
64. Met a celebrity. ()
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X)
68. Bungee jumped. ()
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ()
70. Been to a wild party. ()

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%

71. Got caught stealing something. ()
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. ()
76. Been pregnant. ()
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (X)
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. () (not yet! Still growing it)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. () - is this supposed to imply you were crushing on them and got rejected? I'm confused
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ()
89. Been called a whore. (X) (broke the assholes nose too)
90. Danced like a whore. (X) (was told I couldn’t do it, 3 of my friends each bet $50 that I couldn’t)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ()
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X) (went right back in and paid when I realised what I had done, I was very embarrassed)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(X)
100. Been raped. (X)

Total %: 32%


your turn

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1747526/ details there, please help  JazzFan

The questions were too fucking amazing not to do this

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] foggy weather is great.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It's football... not soccer. (WHERE ARE THE FEET IN 'FOOTBALL' >:C)

Total: 2

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing. (All the fucking time)
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned....sometimes...
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[] You have an Australian something. (I have a somethin' something' and it goes thumpin' like this)

Total: 5


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands. (ALWAYS jesus christ- what do you call an Italian with a short arm? A speech impediment)

Total: 8


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (What? All the n00bs are spanish? What Spanish dildo types like this?)
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[x] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha. (She's black, surprise!)
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5


○● I R I S H ○●

[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green. (lol this makes me Irish, derp)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 5

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[] You say nigganukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.

Total: 5

○● A S I A N ○●

[x] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You play an instrument.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total: 5


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread
[] You eat a lot of potatoes...ESPECIALLY ROASTED!
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (Radda radda radda?!)
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh (When nervous, hurrr)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (my mom made me watch it with her :C)

Total: 6


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy
[x] You ate a burger (JUST ONE)
[] You have big ego
[] You don't read.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3

○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (I just like candy :c)
[x] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 6

○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the colour orange (Gulaaaaaaaa)
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 5


○● A R A B ○●

[] You are a patriot
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents
[] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[x] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.

Total: 1

The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.

I TAG all my watchers

ganked from  Timitei

Male Side:

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture
[x] Sad movies suck
[ ] You own an PS3.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[x] You own, like, a trillion hats.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
[x] You enjoy hunting, hiking and camping.

-- Male Points Total = 20

Female Side:

[x] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner. (sometimes.)
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Kinda.)
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ]You like wearing dresses when you can. (Fuck. No.)
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

-- Female Points Total = 9

Androgyny / Gender Neutral Side:

[x] You shop in both men and women departments for the best clothes.
[x] You do what you like regardless of what people say.
[x] You believe associating personality traits with gender is absurd.
[x] You are aware that colors don't have gender.
[x] Androgyny and neutrality kick ass.
[x] Macho men and girly girls make you want to puke.
[x] You appreciate diverse music, technology and media.
[x] You can shop and repair things with the best of them.
[x] Played with dolls AND hotwheels as a child.
[x] At some point you idolized an androgynous singer.
[x] You are aware that gender does not equal biological sex.
[x] You become angered at intolerance and bigotry.
[x] You can watch both horror and romantic comedy without being phased.
[x] Hats, ties and accessories can make the outfit.
[x] You wouldn’t care much if you were the opposite sex.
[ ] You've been mistaken for the opposite sex.
[x] You can cook and play sports.
[x] You've had friends of all genders growing up.
[x] You think everyone should be free to express themselves.
[x] People, and not what is in their pants, is most important.
[x] You make up your own manners as you go along.
[x] Variety is good.
[x] You regularly question outdated social customs and rules.
[x] You use things made for the opposite sex if you feel like it without issue.
[ ] You think these gender surveys are silly.

Null Points Total = 23

last night while I was at a new year party that my grandparents dragged me to (bleh) I met the smartest little man, he told me that he thinks the world would be a much better place if everyone wore a smile, because there's no since in all this war and destruction and we would be all much happier because the simple act of smiling triggers chemicals in the brain to stimulate happiness







this man has Alzheimer and will probably never remember meeting me and for that, I am very sad, I hope he doesn't suffer to much when he dies (the man is about 80)

you know all those random furs you throw into pics to make them look good? all those random creatures you draw? those random tentacles raping your character? that random goo on the bottom of your shoe thats both sticky and slippery?


yeah, those are all Kayos's fault, feel free to attribute them to him, hes a free use character

these are some of the forms Kayos likes to be in:
albino lion
water moccasin (you know, the deadly snake)
panther
zebra
fox
timber wolf
musk deer
elk
skunk
moose
husky
Chou-Chou
honey badger
house cat of varying pattern
Bengal tiger
king cobra
Burmese python
alligator
gecko
tree frog
falcon
dragon of varying type
gyrfalcon
griffins
phoenix
long eared dwarf rabbit (the ones with the really thick fur)
Hippocampus
Almaricorn
human like creatures, never human though (elves, merpeople, centaurs etc)
'taurs of most of these forms

these forms apply to all of his/her sexes and he/she is not limited to this list, these are just some of the faves
if you think you know of something cool that I should add here, please note me, this list is always changing cause I'm always adding stuff
also, whoever takes the time to read this has free reign to experiment with my character, just link back to me saying that Kayos is © me, have fun with him, go nuts, honestly

erg, I need a reference sheet for my character sooo badly so heres some basic info about my characters base form

Name: Kayos Amengada
Age: unknown, assumed millions
Height: male; 6'2, female; 5'3, but this varies
Eye Colour: left gold, right black and forehead eye is red, the drawing I have of him is intentionally weird like that, I do know how to draw eyes properly
Hair Colour: any colour he wants, in this form a dark navy blue for the right half and a kind of royal purple/black mix
Body Type: s/hes skinny, but a bit muscular, kind of like a runner
Hair Length: varies, if its the female base form its about down to her shoulderblades, male is down to the earlobes
Gender: kind of genderless, but not? I guess what I mean is that hid gender depends on his mood
Species: Chaos Demi-God Shapeshifter
Accessories: you know what, I'm going to hold no bars on you on this one, go wild
Abilities: doesn't know the extent of his abilities, but can control chaos goo and make interesting things out of it
Markings: plenty of scars, mostly on his back
fur colour: for this base form his ears are darker then the rest of him, they being a light brown and the rest of him being a light tan color
quirks: Kayos' tongue is about 2' long, it folds into his throat, he has no gag reflex, hes a little goofy, but tries to act cool, he loves making new friends but tries to keep those with a short life span like humans away from him, he is still in a bit of pain because his 'immortal' mate got killed (the guy was just under a curse to live forever, the curse was lifted so he went to dust)

1. What is your character's name?
Kayos Amengada

2. What is your character's name in another language?
er, I have no idea

3. How old is he/she?
millions of years old

4. What is your character's race/species?
chaos god, he enjoys shapechanging

5. Do they have a crush?
over the years he has had many, many love interests

6. Do they have many friends?
he has WAY to many. Can't keep track of the friends.

7. What planet is your character from?
um, space? I dunno, he's a god, where do gods come from?

8. Does your character like to eat?
yeah, he enjoys it, doesn't need to, but enjoys it

9. What's his/her favorite food?
he is quite fond of pizza, roast beef, spaghetti with meat sauce, tea and biscuits

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Iced Tea, warm an flat Pepsi, water

11. Is your character annoying?
sometimes he is

13. Is your character loved?
well, by some people

14. Is your character hated?
again, by some people, he is a chaos god

15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Uh, not even close.

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bisexual is the closest thing humans have ever come to describing Kayos, he is a shape/gender shifter

17. Is he/she a virgin?
pffft ehehehehehe, oh wait, you were serious... NO

18. Name 3 hobbies
shape changing, watching shit happen in the world, sleeping

19. Is your character normal?
whats normal?

20. Is your character attractive?
well, he can change his shape at will, so he can become attractive to certain people

21. How does your character handle emotions?
hmm, pretty well for a chaos god

22. Does your character have other forms?
well, yeah

23. Does your character overreact?
sometimes, the one time shi got hirself killed shi was hysterical for a week

24. Is your character a criminal?
he tried it once, got it out of his system after he found it to easy

25. Does your character go to school?
erf? no

26. What's his/her IQ?
why would I make up an IQ for a character?

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
well, no

28. Is your character dead?
he did die once, he's not dead now though

29. Does your character have a family?
chaos god, no family

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
well, yeah, he freakin died once, he respawned though and now has two different coloured eyes to show for it

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
he doesn't remember

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
hmm, no one I can think of

33. Is your character single?
Technically, yes, though he was married a couple times, his spouse always died of old age

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
er, marriage a couple times

35. Does she/he have an element?
chaos of course

36. Do you role-play your character?
yes

37. Do you write about your character?
I did once, the file got deleted though

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
yes, one of the times he got mad sank Atlantis, one of the others caused the continents to split

39. Does your character get depressed?
well, yes, of course he can, after the times he got angry he was in a slump for decades

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
big cats and hyenas

41. Does your character have any fears?
death

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
he's really ticklish

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
No, not really, he is a god.

44. Does your character like music?
Fuck yeah, he loves it! Can't live without it!

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
little of everything

46. Is he/she impatient?
A little bit.

47. What's something funny about your character?
well, he's just really silly in general

48. Name 5 nicknames
Kay, hey you, hey you idiot, Mr God Sir, Lord Jesus (in reference to when hes all in his godliness)

49. Does your character curse?
Oh, he has such a dirty mouth.

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
well this was boring, lets go blow something up and have sex in the ruins