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Serial Dog Rapist on FA (no, not a joke)
Posted 15 years ago
inforemoved has been convicted of over 400 counts of animal abuse for raping his MALE dog in the ass. The only funny part in this is that the little shit cried in court because his poor dog wouldn't come near him anymore.Not asking you guys to troll him. This is just a service announcement. Sexual predators should be outed, and that includes animal sexual predators.
EDIT: THE USER HAS BEEN BANNED. Because of this I removed his username and info. Please do not leave harassing shouts on his page. Stooping to his level is a shame.
You know what sucks?
Posted 15 years agoBeing head over heels for someone who won't even give you the time of day :/ But I guess I should be happy for her, she has a great boyfriend. I just hate feeling left out.
If you could be anyone, who would you be?
Posted 15 years agoNo contest, I would be Ludacris. Attractive man with good musical talent and a famous sense of humor and sensitive side, which means lots of women, lots of money, and lots of respect.
How 'bout y'all?
How 'bout y'all?
R.I.P
Posted 15 years agoRIP, my awesome pot leaf necklace ;n; 
sent me an awesome necklace quite some months ago and I wore it all the time, but it was glass and I dropped it on a tile floor and it broke. And I was/am super sadface :'C
If anyone knows where to get one (not in a square of glass, the pendant is SHAPED like a pot leaf) please let me know. I'll pay you back if you send it to me, I really would love a new one but I can't seem to find another.
sent me an awesome necklace quite some months ago and I wore it all the time, but it was glass and I dropped it on a tile floor and it broke. And I was/am super sadface :'CIf anyone knows where to get one (not in a square of glass, the pendant is SHAPED like a pot leaf) please let me know. I'll pay you back if you send it to me, I really would love a new one but I can't seem to find another.
Are you homo or hetero?
Posted 15 years agoNo, not sexual, SOCIAL! 8D
I was thinking about it, and all my life I have behaved in a manner that one might expect of a heteronormative male. This includes being fairly homosocial (as in, I prefer the non-romantic/sexual company of other guys).
I have always had "best friends" who were female; as in, friends I cared most for, friends I hung out with all the time, etc. But I realized just now that while I had CLOSE friends who were female... I had like, 3 female friends and a metric ton of male friends. I feel more comfortable with guys, lately, because I can talk about things like football, fighting, hunting, and hot girls. I've become increasingly homosocial, to the point where (with the exception of a few dating prospects and a few girl furry friends like
sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong and 
spiffyfoxkili) I hardly talk to girls at all.
So, what are you? Heterosocial? Homosocial? Neither?
I was thinking about it, and all my life I have behaved in a manner that one might expect of a heteronormative male. This includes being fairly homosocial (as in, I prefer the non-romantic/sexual company of other guys).
I have always had "best friends" who were female; as in, friends I cared most for, friends I hung out with all the time, etc. But I realized just now that while I had CLOSE friends who were female... I had like, 3 female friends and a metric ton of male friends. I feel more comfortable with guys, lately, because I can talk about things like football, fighting, hunting, and hot girls. I've become increasingly homosocial, to the point where (with the exception of a few dating prospects and a few girl furry friends like
sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong and 
spiffyfoxkili) I hardly talk to girls at all.So, what are you? Heterosocial? Homosocial? Neither?
Photoshop: ILLEGAL TO STUPID PEOPLE
Posted 15 years agoAt least, it should be.
http://photoshopfail.net/wp-content.....2/handfail.jpg
http://photoshopfail.net/wp-content.....2/headfail.jpg
http://photoshopfail.net/wp-content...../boobsfail.png
Just wanted to give you guys a laugh for today! Now back to drawing! 8D
http://photoshopfail.net/wp-content.....2/handfail.jpg
http://photoshopfail.net/wp-content.....2/headfail.jpg
http://photoshopfail.net/wp-content...../boobsfail.png
Just wanted to give you guys a laugh for today! Now back to drawing! 8D
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Posted 15 years agoLive-Action Fairly Odd Parents Movie
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WHY?! WHY would they do this to the LAST DECENT CARTOON THAT NICKELODEON EVER MADE?UNDER $10 COMMISSIONS!
Posted 15 years agoI will be taking 5 commissions of anywhere from $1 to $10. Please all money will be donated to 
chipfreakhound Tell me what you are willing to pay and I will tell you what I will be willing to draw for that money. Please consider getting one because Chip is a very good friend of mine! She has supported me in all my endeavors and been a really sweet and loving person to everyone I know, please be willing to help this wonderful person in any way if you can.
chipfreakhound Tell me what you are willing to pay and I will tell you what I will be willing to draw for that money. Please consider getting one because Chip is a very good friend of mine! She has supported me in all my endeavors and been a really sweet and loving person to everyone I know, please be willing to help this wonderful person in any way if you can.Sorry for the blank journal
Posted 15 years agoAnd the REALLY long journal before this one.
Apparently I somehow deleted the text in the journal before the one before this one, it was basically a polite request/suggestion that you be able to delete journals and submissions en masse when the huge UI revamp comes, or before.
Apparently I somehow deleted the text in the journal before the one before this one, it was basically a polite request/suggestion that you be able to delete journals and submissions en masse when the huge UI revamp comes, or before.
Fetish meme (dang it)
Posted 15 years agoReactions to:
Anal on Males
D8
Anal on Females
8D
Breasts
MOAR
Breast Expansion
wat
Weight Gain
??
Bondage
Lol yeah :3
Clothing
...Yes?
Leather
Nu
Stockings
Nu
Shoe/Boots
Nu
Suit and Tie
On a girl maybe
Muscle, Male
Nu
Muscle, Female
o_O
Herm
NO
Cub/Shota
NOOOOO
Baby/Diaper
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Transformation
YES
Macro/Micro
Meh, idc
Impregnation
Nu
Pregnancy
Nope
Lactation
Nuh-uh
Anal Vore
Holy shit no
Soul Vore
whut
Cock Vore
@n@
Standard Soft Vore
Nu
Standard Hard Vore
GORE YES?!
Paw/Foot
Yes
Incest
EEEEEEEEEEW
Clonecest
wait wat
Yuri (F/F)
8D I'll bring the camera!!
Yaoi (M/M)
8C
Hetero (M/F)
Yeah!!
Girly Boys
If I date a guy, I wanna date a GUY
Butch Girls
Yes 8D
Mind Control
??
Rape
-_-
Uniform
Very much, but not Nazi uniform
Orgy
Newp
Subbing/Domming
Yes....? o_O
Biting
In porn, sure. IRL, ouch
Solo Masturbation; Male
8'C
Solo Masturbation; Female
It's aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Scat
wat
Inflation
Nope
Fat/Pudge
Chub: Yes
Obesity: No
Tech
what
Watersports
Meh
Glasses
Sure!
Tentacles
-_-
Oviposition
Uh, no.
Masochism
Yes, not IRL
Sadism
Yes, not IRL
Partial Nudity
I would love it if my girl would wear nothing but pajama pants and a bra all the time. Should work on finding a girl first.
Gore
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Snuff
YES YES YES
Hyper
no
Zoophilia
Fuck you.
Electricity
No
She-males
EFFING TRAPS
Cross-dressing
Kinda
Oral
To an extent
Asphyxiation
No
Wet-look
Take it or leave it
Mud/Quicksand etc
o_O
Sinking
...
Spooge
Ugh, no
Tickling
No
Vomit
No
Body hair
On guys, I dig it, on chicks, shave your legs fuck
Older men/women
Older people are just as/more attractive but not for a committed relationship
Skinny figure
I don't like twiggy girls
Needles/pricking
Uh, I will deal with needles my entire life. I don't need them in the bedroom, too.
Anal on Males
D8
Anal on Females
8D
Breasts
MOAR
Breast Expansion
wat
Weight Gain
??
Bondage
Lol yeah :3
Clothing
...Yes?
Leather
Nu
Stockings
Nu
Shoe/Boots
Nu
Suit and Tie
On a girl maybe
Muscle, Male
Nu
Muscle, Female
o_O
Herm
NO
Cub/Shota
NOOOOO
Baby/Diaper
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Transformation
YES
Macro/Micro
Meh, idc
Impregnation
Nu
Pregnancy
Nope
Lactation
Nuh-uh
Anal Vore
Holy shit no
Soul Vore
whut
Cock Vore
@n@
Standard Soft Vore
Nu
Standard Hard Vore
GORE YES?!
Paw/Foot
Yes
Incest
EEEEEEEEEEW
Clonecest
wait wat
Yuri (F/F)
8D I'll bring the camera!!
Yaoi (M/M)
8C
Hetero (M/F)
Yeah!!
Girly Boys
If I date a guy, I wanna date a GUY
Butch Girls
Yes 8D
Mind Control
??
Rape
-_-
Uniform
Very much, but not Nazi uniform
Orgy
Newp
Subbing/Domming
Yes....? o_O
Biting
In porn, sure. IRL, ouch
Solo Masturbation; Male
8'C
Solo Masturbation; Female
It's aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Scat
wat
Inflation
Nope
Fat/Pudge
Chub: Yes
Obesity: No
Tech
what
Watersports
Meh
Glasses
Sure!
Tentacles
-_-
Oviposition
Uh, no.
Masochism
Yes, not IRL
Sadism
Yes, not IRL
Partial Nudity
I would love it if my girl would wear nothing but pajama pants and a bra all the time. Should work on finding a girl first.
Gore
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Snuff
YES YES YES
Hyper
no
Zoophilia
Fuck you.
Electricity
No
She-males
EFFING TRAPS
Cross-dressing
Kinda
Oral
To an extent
Asphyxiation
No
Wet-look
Take it or leave it
Mud/Quicksand etc
o_O
Sinking
...
Spooge
Ugh, no
Tickling
No
Vomit
No
Body hair
On guys, I dig it, on chicks, shave your legs fuck
Older men/women
Older people are just as/more attractive but not for a committed relationship
Skinny figure
I don't like twiggy girls
Needles/pricking
Uh, I will deal with needles my entire life. I don't need them in the bedroom, too.
FREAKING BLANK JOURNAL
Posted 15 years agoUrbandictionary
Posted 15 years agoRules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Sydney:
-the highest degree of absolute bad ass and/or righteous-ness.
Alternately:
Cliff:
-A dependable friend (much like the dog Clifford, from the children's book "Clifford The Big Red Dog"). Someone who gets to the point quickly (much like Cliff Notes, a series of study guides to explain complex literary works). A beer drinker (much like Cliff Clavin, a character from the TV series "Cheers"). A family man (much like Cliff Huxtable, a character from the TV series "The Cosby Show"). A protector (much like the security company "CLIFFORD").
2.) Your age?
18:
-The age you can buy a pack of cigarettes or go fight for your country in a war (Both potentially fatal), but are still considered too young to drink alcohol.
(Except in Alabama you can't buy cigs till you're 19.)
3.) One of your friends?
Jeffrey:
-a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.
This one's funny! Jeffrey is my dope man haha
4.) What should you be doing?
Toking:
-v. to smoke, esp. marajuana sometimes shortened, "tokin"
5.) Favorite color?
Green:
-Marijuana; a drug wich you can buy in legal shops in the Netherlands
6.) Birthplace?
Alabama:
-Alabama is the best state in the United States. I've lived here for most of my life. The media characterizes Alabama as nothing but a bunch of hicks who wear overalls has a confederate flag and screws their sisters. In fact, every state has that whether the admit it or not.Everyone thinks we are racists but we are not. Down here everybody understands each other and gets along. You can't find that in places like L.A. and New York and such. College football is god down here. It's where during the fall a holiday is every saturday when Alabama plays. Anyone who is someone in Alabama knows who Paul "Bear" Bryant is. We hate Orange and Blue together because of Auburn. The Iron Bowl is one of the biggest days of the year.Familes friends and hosehoulds are divided once a year for this game. Everyone grills out and has plenty of beer. Alabama is where we have fun mudd riding and such. Also..Alabama has some of the most gorgeous girls in the states besides the Georgia Peaches.
(All very true. :3 BTW gorgeous girls are few and far between here, but it's true that the hot ones are truly SMOKIN'. I happen to know a few!)
7.) Month of your birth?
January:
-Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
(Haha)
8.) Last person you talked to?
Tabby:
-a soon to be lover
(HAHAHAHA)
9.) One of your nicknames?
Boner:
-Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
:3c
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Sydney:
-the highest degree of absolute bad ass and/or righteous-ness.
Alternately:
Cliff:
-A dependable friend (much like the dog Clifford, from the children's book "Clifford The Big Red Dog"). Someone who gets to the point quickly (much like Cliff Notes, a series of study guides to explain complex literary works). A beer drinker (much like Cliff Clavin, a character from the TV series "Cheers"). A family man (much like Cliff Huxtable, a character from the TV series "The Cosby Show"). A protector (much like the security company "CLIFFORD").
2.) Your age?
18:
-The age you can buy a pack of cigarettes or go fight for your country in a war (Both potentially fatal), but are still considered too young to drink alcohol.
(Except in Alabama you can't buy cigs till you're 19.)
3.) One of your friends?
Jeffrey:
-a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.
This one's funny! Jeffrey is my dope man haha
4.) What should you be doing?
Toking:
-v. to smoke, esp. marajuana sometimes shortened, "tokin"
5.) Favorite color?
Green:
-Marijuana; a drug wich you can buy in legal shops in the Netherlands
6.) Birthplace?
Alabama:
-Alabama is the best state in the United States. I've lived here for most of my life. The media characterizes Alabama as nothing but a bunch of hicks who wear overalls has a confederate flag and screws their sisters. In fact, every state has that whether the admit it or not.Everyone thinks we are racists but we are not. Down here everybody understands each other and gets along. You can't find that in places like L.A. and New York and such. College football is god down here. It's where during the fall a holiday is every saturday when Alabama plays. Anyone who is someone in Alabama knows who Paul "Bear" Bryant is. We hate Orange and Blue together because of Auburn. The Iron Bowl is one of the biggest days of the year.Familes friends and hosehoulds are divided once a year for this game. Everyone grills out and has plenty of beer. Alabama is where we have fun mudd riding and such. Also..Alabama has some of the most gorgeous girls in the states besides the Georgia Peaches.
(All very true. :3 BTW gorgeous girls are few and far between here, but it's true that the hot ones are truly SMOKIN'. I happen to know a few!)
7.) Month of your birth?
January:
-Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
(Haha)
8.) Last person you talked to?
Tabby:
-a soon to be lover
(HAHAHAHA)
9.) One of your nicknames?
Boner:
-Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
:3c
No art this weekend!
Posted 15 years agoI'm house/pet-sitting for my sister. Good stuff, but I won't have my desktop. This is gonna be a fun freakin' weekend but I hate that I can't take my desktop with me. I won't have all my awes music :C But I'm gonna be chillin' with a bag o' weed and my bubbler so I ought to have a pretty good time. C: But that's why there won't be art this weekend.
Michael Jackson V. The Beatles
Posted 15 years agoApologies to my fellow Beatles fans, but I consider this the greatest video on the internet.
The Beatles may sing it better, but they didn't look half as sexy while they did!
To please Beatlemaniacs, here's my favorite stoner-related song:
FREE ART FOR PRETTY GIRLS!
Posted 15 years agoOkay, five free sketches. Girls only! :D That's girl characters btw. G-PG13.
Edit: OH KAY 8D
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2:
3:
4:
5:
WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT >8C
If you didn't make it, go ahead and post a ref! If I like your character or know you, I may do some extras.
Edit: OH KAY 8D
1:
2:
3:
4:
5:
WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT >8CIf you didn't make it, go ahead and post a ref! If I like your character or know you, I may do some extras.
I wanna be this guy when I grow up.
Posted 15 years ago
It starts at 0:10I used to really like Lady Gaga
Posted 15 years agonow listening to her further makes me think I may be gay. I just can't get the image of an overtly straight guy singing and "dancing" to Starstruck in his car at a stop light to work in my brain.
The fact that I FEEL really gay is offset by the fact that I would do anything to get into her pants.
The fact that I FEEL really gay is offset by the fact that I would do anything to get into her pants.
BEST PARODY OF ANYTHING EVER!!!!
Posted 15 years agoOkay so I guess it's more like an AMV but... OHMAHGEEZE I CAN WATCH IT OVER AND OVER
FIRST GEN TREK 4 LYFEMy Gender YouTube
Posted 15 years agoI've posted my journals but I just wanted to link you guys to my gender related youtube channel. I like actually talking directly to you guys so if you want to know anything tell me! And I'll make a video about it.
http://www.youtube.com/user/quarterpastcrazy
I also plan to figure out wtf is up with YouTube making my audio delay.
http://www.youtube.com/user/quarterpastcrazy
I also plan to figure out wtf is up with YouTube making my audio delay.
What do you think of me?
Posted 15 years agoThis is perhaps a strange question. I just want to know how you think of me gender-wise. I get a lot of "she- oh, sorry, I mean he!" I understand slips, but I was wondering if it was just... getting used to pronouns, or if people are having trouble adjusting to considering me male. I'm just surprised. I've had many friends say they consider me male before I even heard of trans.
By the way, I won't be angry or offended by any manner of response, so... just be honest, k?
By the way, I won't be angry or offended by any manner of response, so... just be honest, k?
Song Meme
Posted 15 years agoI been wanting to do this meme I found through 
DavidBowie :)
"post a link to a music video and lyrics that describe your current state of mind or something like that"
Open season on the open seas and
Captain says no prisoners please
Skull and crossbones on a background of black
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
Very simple plan of attack
It's our job and a labor of love
Take it home to the up above
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
Very simple statement of fact
Call it pillage or call it plunder
We're takin' it back from them boys down under
Hit us hard, took our treasure
That was the worst thing they could do
It will be our great pleasure
To take it back from that captain kangaroo
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of suds
It's a pirates fight we choose
No we don't want a bucket of blood
Just a cup is all we could use
Just a cup
The sails are up and the bets are down
Let's lighten up this harbor town
By hook or crook or new design
We're streakin' for that finish line
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
Very simple plan of attack
It's our job and a labor of love
Take it home to the up above
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
Very simple statement of fact
Call it pillage or call it plunder
We're takin' it back from them boys down under
We ask ourselves when we get in a fix
What would Popeye do in a tight spot like this?
He'd race for his true love and easily win it
In an old spinach can with a mast stuck in it
Lift us up, take us high
Time to let our spirits fly
Lift us up, take us high
Let us sail until we die
Lift us up, take us high
Let us float above the foam
Let our sails fill the sky
We are takin' our sweet treasure home
Take it back
We're takin' it back
Take it back!
DavidBowie :)"post a link to a music video and lyrics that describe your current state of mind or something like that"
Open season on the open seas and
Captain says no prisoners please
Skull and crossbones on a background of black
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
Very simple plan of attack
It's our job and a labor of love
Take it home to the up above
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
Very simple statement of fact
Call it pillage or call it plunder
We're takin' it back from them boys down under
Hit us hard, took our treasure
That was the worst thing they could do
It will be our great pleasure
To take it back from that captain kangaroo
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of suds
It's a pirates fight we choose
No we don't want a bucket of blood
Just a cup is all we could use
Just a cup
The sails are up and the bets are down
Let's lighten up this harbor town
By hook or crook or new design
We're streakin' for that finish line
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
Very simple plan of attack
It's our job and a labor of love
Take it home to the up above
We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back
Very simple statement of fact
Call it pillage or call it plunder
We're takin' it back from them boys down under
We ask ourselves when we get in a fix
What would Popeye do in a tight spot like this?
He'd race for his true love and easily win it
In an old spinach can with a mast stuck in it
Lift us up, take us high
Time to let our spirits fly
Lift us up, take us high
Let us sail until we die
Lift us up, take us high
Let us float above the foam
Let our sails fill the sky
We are takin' our sweet treasure home
Take it back
We're takin' it back
Take it back!
OMG I CANT BELEEV THER R FATBUNS IN MY FA!!!!!
Posted 15 years agoThis completely innocent attempt at cuteness/humor offends my senses!!!!! TAKE IT AWAY
QUIT YOUR BITCHING!!
Posted 15 years agoSTFU, really.
WHO'S READY FOR FOOTBALL SEASON/I MAY NOT BE GOING TO MFM
Posted 15 years agoHoly **** guys, if I don't see some football soon I think I'm going to burst into flames and tears simultaneously D8 LIFE WITHOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON SATURDAYS SUCKS SO BAD. I feel like I have nothing to live for/be excited about. I have a few friends that I LOVE but we have NOTHING ELSE in common so we can only bro it up when we watch Alabama Football. Seriously guys, AND YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS WORSE?!
I'LL BE AT A CONVENTION FOR THE FIRST OFFICIAL ALABAMA GAME OF THE SEASON.
I am SERIOUSLY considering not going to MFM. I just can't miss the first Alabama game.
I love my state and my pride in Alabama and our once-beautiful coast is what my life is all about. A huge, supermassive chunk of that pride stems from out OUTRAGEOUSLY FREAKING AWESOME football team (TWELVE THIRTEEN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS WHUT WHUT).
The idea of missing the FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON makes me want to cry emo tears of blood ;_;
I'LL BE AT A CONVENTION FOR THE FIRST OFFICIAL ALABAMA GAME OF THE SEASON.
I am SERIOUSLY considering not going to MFM. I just can't miss the first Alabama game.
I love my state and my pride in Alabama and our once-beautiful coast is what my life is all about. A huge, supermassive chunk of that pride stems from out OUTRAGEOUSLY FREAKING AWESOME football team (
The idea of missing the FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON makes me want to cry emo tears of blood ;_;
PORN =/= HOT?! (NC17 JOURNAL Y'ALL!!)
Posted 15 years agoOkay.
Is it just me but are classy women more attractive?
I dunno. Just when I see some bimbo riding some guy she met on set an hour ago, I think, "What a slut. I don't want anything to do with this chick."
When I see a woman with nice curves, long flowing hair, beautiful blue eyes, pretty pink lips, IN A PRETTY DRESS, acting like she has some SENSE, I get so in love x_x
Anyone agree/disagree?
And I guess it goes for guys too.
Is it just me but are classy women more attractive?
I dunno. Just when I see some bimbo riding some guy she met on set an hour ago, I think, "What a slut. I don't want anything to do with this chick."
When I see a woman with nice curves, long flowing hair, beautiful blue eyes, pretty pink lips, IN A PRETTY DRESS, acting like she has some SENSE, I get so in love x_x
Anyone agree/disagree?
And I guess it goes for guys too.
