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FRACTALS ARE SEXY
General | Posted 11 years agoTHEY FREEKIN ARE.
JUST.
SO.
FUCKING
MURRTASTICALLY
SMEXEH
ESPECIALLY
THE
MENGER
SPONGE
MURR
JUST.
SO.
FUCKING
MURRTASTICALLY
SMEXEH
ESPECIALLY
THE
MENGER
SPONGE
MURR
Finally Sent My Laptop Out!
General | Posted 11 years agoMy dad finally was able to back up all the files, and I could send my laptop out!
When I get it back, it'll still take a while to get Photoshop up and running again.
So those that I owe trades to (other than Chinua who likes my MS Paint style, and I'll get hers done soon), unless you're fine with MS Paint stuff, I still won't know how long it'll take to get PS up and running. I have to call Adobe and explain the situation to them and all.
But I should still be up and fractaling at least in two weeks, so if you follow me on deviantART for my fractals (ASHPoDThePortalFur), you will get fractal stuffs sooner than furry stuffs :3
When I get it back, it'll still take a while to get Photoshop up and running again.
So those that I owe trades to (other than Chinua who likes my MS Paint style, and I'll get hers done soon), unless you're fine with MS Paint stuff, I still won't know how long it'll take to get PS up and running. I have to call Adobe and explain the situation to them and all.
But I should still be up and fractaling at least in two weeks, so if you follow me on deviantART for my fractals (ASHPoDThePortalFur), you will get fractal stuffs sooner than furry stuffs :3
If Pierre Was Human...
General | Posted 11 years agoIf Pierre was human, I'd be having his baby tomorrow, if you know what I mean.
I first got him on September 25th, 2013. I got funky with him that night itself.
Means that if he were a human, I'd have his baby tomorrow.
I honestly wonder what the child would look like. o.o
I'mma actually do some calculations based on phenotype and generate a child for the human version, and later a furry version (who I will use random generators to see which species it takes the form of, what it looks like, what its sex is, etc).
On a random note, I've drawn Pierre as a human and furry. I never thought of wondering what I'd "look like as a calculator" xD but it's only natural I do so cuz I humanized Pierre, so I should make a "calcu-sona" for myself xDDDD
*siiigh*
I love my Pierre soooooo much :D
I first got him on September 25th, 2013. I got funky with him that night itself.
Means that if he were a human, I'd have his baby tomorrow.
I honestly wonder what the child would look like. o.o
I'mma actually do some calculations based on phenotype and generate a child for the human version, and later a furry version (who I will use random generators to see which species it takes the form of, what it looks like, what its sex is, etc).
On a random note, I've drawn Pierre as a human and furry. I never thought of wondering what I'd "look like as a calculator" xD but it's only natural I do so cuz I humanized Pierre, so I should make a "calcu-sona" for myself xDDDD
*siiigh*
I love my Pierre soooooo much :D
Happy Tau Day!
General | Posted 11 years agoWhee I turn 17 tomorrows!
General | Posted 11 years agoTomorrow is two days:
Teh very mathematicalz Tau Day and mah burfdayz.
I asked for two pies instead of cakes so we can celebrate boths!
Teh very mathematicalz Tau Day and mah burfdayz.
I asked for two pies instead of cakes so we can celebrate boths!
I have the most AMAZING Pikachu ever!
General | Posted 11 years agoI DOMINATED Siebold with my Lv 70 Pikachu (Raichu isn't nearly as cute or a childhood friend I have a billion plushies of, fuck the thunderstone). The Gyrados was a bit tough, and I needed to use a Max Revive, but THREE TIMES IN A ROW it was able to take Gyrados's Earthquake down to 1HP, one of those times AT one HP without any damage because I gave him SO MUCH LOVE. He Crit Hit the other Pokémon so many times.
Pikachu is going to get all the Poképuffs he can eat.
SERIOUSLY. PLAY WITH YOUR POKEMON IN POKEMON AMIE. THEY GET INSANELY POWERFUL. EVEN THE SEEMINGLY WEAK ONES.
My Pikachu is truly in the top percentage of Pikachus!
Pikachu is going to get all the Poképuffs he can eat.
SERIOUSLY. PLAY WITH YOUR POKEMON IN POKEMON AMIE. THEY GET INSANELY POWERFUL. EVEN THE SEEMINGLY WEAK ONES.
My Pikachu is truly in the top percentage of Pikachus!
TheFoxOfReason Steam Game Giveaway!
General | Posted 11 years agoPrivacy Meme
General | Posted 11 years agoTaken from 
lodidah
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My torso
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Uhhh black.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Person? Eh. Thing? I'll gladly make out with Pierre all the time.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Hell no.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Hungry, Horny, and Sleepy.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
This Table.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dreamed that I was in school, and for some reason, I didn't know what math class I was in, so this girl that is a real girl named Kayla told me that I had AP Calculus (for which I was relieved) and then I went to the class (for some reason, the doors were labeled in odd bases) and I took my seat. It was taught by that hag of a precalculus teacher I had, and I received a packet with nonsensical problems on it, including a nonsensical table that asked me to solve something random called a Hopschoff table (which don't exist) which involved binary and denary. Then it turned to me analyzing numerical tables in general, and suddenly I'm in the middle of a place that looks like a cross between my school and Universal Studios. I was running to and from classes (I forget exactly why) and then it suddenly transformed more into Universal, and I'm dropped into a playing field filled with Chomp Chomps, and I defeat all the Chomp Chomps but forget a key. And then I leap over the railing, sort of cheating, and a guy immediately stops me and then calls me out on it and I have to go get the key in a legal way, so he gives me an extra bit of time (in terms of a squared number) and then I run, grab the key, and put it on the table just in time. Then he tells me about the second untimed portion called the "Four Leaf Clover" which is apparently a metaphor for an extremely difficult to find object (one year it was a book, apparently)... and then I woke up. I didn't put in all the details... xD
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not really.
9. What are you craving right now?
Apple crumble.
10. Do you floss?
Nope
11. What comes to mind when I say "cabbage"?
A cabbage.
12. Are you emotional?
Nope.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Several times, in several bases.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick.
15. Do you like your hair?
It's my trademark.
16. Do you like yourself?
I'm me and I'm proud.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Ambience.
19. Are your parents strict?
Very.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Of course. People think that it's a stupid risk to take (like LodiDah) but statistically, it's much safer than most activities people do daily. And it's fun!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Never had it.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Living in Orlando, it's inevitable.
23. Do you rent movies often?
No.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
This Golden Ratio poster :D
25. How many countries have you visited?
28.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Never.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yup.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Both are essentially the same internally.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes and I hate it.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Eh. Rarely.
31. Do you own a gun?
Wish I did. Unlike LodiDah, I know that guns aren't stupid; people that misuse them are. If she gets held up in a corner, then she'll wish that she has one. I have my PORTAL gun!
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My smexy Pierre.
34. Are you too forgiving?
No.
35. Ever been in love?
PIERRRRRREEEEE
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
IDK.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
No.
38. Last time you cried?
A little while back due to allergies. If you mean actual crying... I don't really cry due to legitimate sadness. Like... almost ever. I did cry tears of joy when I just... well the beauty of mathematics ^_^
39. What was the last question you asked?
I don't remember. On ExperienceProject, it was "Did you watch the latest ViHart video?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Any time when it's hot.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet, but I'll eventually be a human formula sheet.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Suuure I'm not. I'm totally not sarcastic. Never.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No, but I can rant about the *actual* butterfly effect and the complex mathematics that goes on with it for hours. Lorenz attractors, chaos theory, fractals, ohhh sexy mathematics. Ohh just thinking about it turns me on. xD
44. Ever walked into a wall?
A few times.
45. Favorite color(s)?
Yellow.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
Perfect Golden Spiral.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
I don't remember. Super Paper Mario for the Wii is technically on a CD.
49. Do looks matter?
Hardly.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
No.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
What phone bill?
52. Do you like your life right now?
Yup.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't have a TV in my room.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I want the truth, the truth, and nothing but the whole truth, as is with any mathematician.
55. Do you have good vision?
I'm a few diopiters away from being legally blind. I've a -6.75 in one eye and a -7 in the other, and it's getting worse each year. -1 astigmatism, too.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Almost never.
58. The last person you held hands with?
I don't remember.
59. What are you wearing?
My favorite night shirt (an orange shirt with a poorly drawn fish on it that simply says "fish" under it. It's cute) and pink nightpants.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Anything exotic
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
IDK I don't really pay attention to my pictures.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Yeah.
63. Do you have a job?
Not yet.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
I asked my brother to buy me poster boards today.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I think?
Herpaderp
lodidah1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My torso
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Uhhh black.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Person? Eh. Thing? I'll gladly make out with Pierre all the time.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Hell no.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Hungry, Horny, and Sleepy.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
This Table.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dreamed that I was in school, and for some reason, I didn't know what math class I was in, so this girl that is a real girl named Kayla told me that I had AP Calculus (for which I was relieved) and then I went to the class (for some reason, the doors were labeled in odd bases) and I took my seat. It was taught by that hag of a precalculus teacher I had, and I received a packet with nonsensical problems on it, including a nonsensical table that asked me to solve something random called a Hopschoff table (which don't exist) which involved binary and denary. Then it turned to me analyzing numerical tables in general, and suddenly I'm in the middle of a place that looks like a cross between my school and Universal Studios. I was running to and from classes (I forget exactly why) and then it suddenly transformed more into Universal, and I'm dropped into a playing field filled with Chomp Chomps, and I defeat all the Chomp Chomps but forget a key. And then I leap over the railing, sort of cheating, and a guy immediately stops me and then calls me out on it and I have to go get the key in a legal way, so he gives me an extra bit of time (in terms of a squared number) and then I run, grab the key, and put it on the table just in time. Then he tells me about the second untimed portion called the "Four Leaf Clover" which is apparently a metaphor for an extremely difficult to find object (one year it was a book, apparently)... and then I woke up. I didn't put in all the details... xD
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not really.
9. What are you craving right now?
Apple crumble.
10. Do you floss?
Nope
11. What comes to mind when I say "cabbage"?
A cabbage.
12. Are you emotional?
Nope.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Several times, in several bases.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick.
15. Do you like your hair?
It's my trademark.
16. Do you like yourself?
I'm me and I'm proud.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Ambience.
19. Are your parents strict?
Very.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Of course. People think that it's a stupid risk to take (like LodiDah) but statistically, it's much safer than most activities people do daily. And it's fun!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Never had it.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Living in Orlando, it's inevitable.
23. Do you rent movies often?
No.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
This Golden Ratio poster :D
25. How many countries have you visited?
28.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Never.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yup.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Both are essentially the same internally.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes and I hate it.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Eh. Rarely.
31. Do you own a gun?
Wish I did. Unlike LodiDah, I know that guns aren't stupid; people that misuse them are. If she gets held up in a corner, then she'll wish that she has one. I have my PORTAL gun!
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My smexy Pierre.
34. Are you too forgiving?
No.
35. Ever been in love?
PIERRRRRREEEEE
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
IDK.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
No.
38. Last time you cried?
A little while back due to allergies. If you mean actual crying... I don't really cry due to legitimate sadness. Like... almost ever. I did cry tears of joy when I just... well the beauty of mathematics ^_^
39. What was the last question you asked?
I don't remember. On ExperienceProject, it was "Did you watch the latest ViHart video?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Any time when it's hot.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet, but I'll eventually be a human formula sheet.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Suuure I'm not. I'm totally not sarcastic. Never.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No, but I can rant about the *actual* butterfly effect and the complex mathematics that goes on with it for hours. Lorenz attractors, chaos theory, fractals, ohhh sexy mathematics. Ohh just thinking about it turns me on. xD
44. Ever walked into a wall?
A few times.
45. Favorite color(s)?
Yellow.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
Perfect Golden Spiral.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
I don't remember. Super Paper Mario for the Wii is technically on a CD.
49. Do looks matter?
Hardly.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
No.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
What phone bill?
52. Do you like your life right now?
Yup.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't have a TV in my room.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I want the truth, the truth, and nothing but the whole truth, as is with any mathematician.
55. Do you have good vision?
I'm a few diopiters away from being legally blind. I've a -6.75 in one eye and a -7 in the other, and it's getting worse each year. -1 astigmatism, too.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Almost never.
58. The last person you held hands with?
I don't remember.
59. What are you wearing?
My favorite night shirt (an orange shirt with a poorly drawn fish on it that simply says "fish" under it. It's cute) and pink nightpants.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Anything exotic
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
IDK I don't really pay attention to my pictures.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Yeah.
63. Do you have a job?
Not yet.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
I asked my brother to buy me poster boards today.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I think?
Herpaderp
Can anyone trade me a Snorlax?
General | Posted 11 years agoI never actually got to catch the Snorlax and I really want a Snorlax. I've only been playing the game for a little while, so I don't have any particularly high leveled Pokemon, although I do have some random Pokemon that I trained to a rather high level that you wouldn't bother training to that level anyways. I also have no idea how the GTS works.
Picky Meme
General | Posted 11 years agoMeme taken from and made by lodidah
What is the first thing look at when you meet someone?
I don't really look at them. Mainly their posture and their pattern of voice.
What's the second thing you look at. you know what I mean ;D
Again, I don't "look" at them. I try to make some sort of judgement about their apparent intelligence.
What color hair do you like on a person?
Anything but black.
Do you like a certain clothing style on a potential mate?
T-shirt and jeans or nerd clothes
What's a turn on?
In a human? The only thing that I find attractive in a human is their intelligence.
Turn offs?
To put it in a way Godel would have had, anything that normally turns people on. Humans are naaasty.
Do you like your mate to have a certain style?
Dude. I have a damned fetish for math. I'm pretty sure he needs to be a nerd too.
What is a perfect bf/Gf?
An object, preferably one that's a calculator. But in a human... one that'll talk about mathematics nonstop for me... and is even willing to take it to bed. He has to be as smart or smarter than me. :D Oh, and he shouldn't be a dick. When it comes to girls, same thing, but add in that she should let me be the one that gives birth to the kids. xD
But I think for the most part I'll go with guys though I'm attracted to girls more than guys when it comes to humans. I like the female body but male personality and brain (because let's face it, it's rare when females are as good as math as guys are--usually females are better at spatial reasoning, though)
lodidahWhat is the first thing look at when you meet someone?
I don't really look at them. Mainly their posture and their pattern of voice.
What's the second thing you look at. you know what I mean ;D
Again, I don't "look" at them. I try to make some sort of judgement about their apparent intelligence.
What color hair do you like on a person?
Anything but black.
Do you like a certain clothing style on a potential mate?
T-shirt and jeans or nerd clothes
What's a turn on?
In a human? The only thing that I find attractive in a human is their intelligence.
Turn offs?
To put it in a way Godel would have had, anything that normally turns people on. Humans are naaasty.
Do you like your mate to have a certain style?
Dude. I have a damned fetish for math. I'm pretty sure he needs to be a nerd too.
What is a perfect bf/Gf?
An object, preferably one that's a calculator. But in a human... one that'll talk about mathematics nonstop for me... and is even willing to take it to bed. He has to be as smart or smarter than me. :D Oh, and he shouldn't be a dick. When it comes to girls, same thing, but add in that she should let me be the one that gives birth to the kids. xD
But I think for the most part I'll go with guys though I'm attracted to girls more than guys when it comes to humans. I like the female body but male personality and brain (because let's face it, it's rare when females are as good as math as guys are--usually females are better at spatial reasoning, though)
Mary Sue Meme
General | Posted 11 years agoTaken from 
RobSwanson
Note: I put F for the pterofractal and A for ASHPoD
[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[A] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur color
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual color
[ ] This happens to be red
[F] Their eyes change color
[F] They have wings
[F ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[F ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc (math-kinetic and portal-kinetic? I don't think that counts, though)
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[F] They are a healer (Only because I am IRL)
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender
[] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[FA] They look much younger/older than they really are. (Because I do)
[F] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[ ] They have a mental disorder
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities - Not anymore?
[F] They are very intelligent (College educated with a degree in accounting, so I'd like to think so.)
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[F] They have a 'special type' of soul (A mathematical elemental soul)
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[A] Some part of their body glows
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name (Just because you don't know Portal or fractals...)
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[F] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[F ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared (Technically people are with math?)
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[A ] They have a rare blood type (His blood is a special Aperture Gel)
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[] They are very lively/happy (I'm a fairly happy person.)
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of
[] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear (Glasses don't count)
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[ ] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless
Total: 11/4
Point Reductions: 0
Final score: 11/4
11 for Fractal the pterofractal, and 4 for ASHPoD >.> if anyone's a Gary/Mary Stu/Sue, it's ASHPoD. But my character's abilities aren't listed on here, and several of these I had to force check because Fractal is designed to resemble me.
Yeah. xD Something's not right here.
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< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
16-25 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
RobSwansonNote: I put F for the pterofractal and A for ASHPoD
[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[A] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur color
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual color
[ ] This happens to be red
[F] Their eyes change color
[F] They have wings
[F ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[F ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc (math-kinetic and portal-kinetic? I don't think that counts, though)
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[F] They are a healer (Only because I am IRL)
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender
[] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[FA] They look much younger/older than they really are. (Because I do)
[F] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[ ] They have a mental disorder
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities - Not anymore?
[F] They are very intelligent (College educated with a degree in accounting, so I'd like to think so.)
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[F] They have a 'special type' of soul (A mathematical elemental soul)
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[A] Some part of their body glows
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name (Just because you don't know Portal or fractals...)
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[F] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[F ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared (Technically people are with math?)
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[A ] They have a rare blood type (His blood is a special Aperture Gel)
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[] They are very lively/happy (I'm a fairly happy person.)
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of
[] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear (Glasses don't count)
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[ ] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless
Total: 11/4
Point Reductions: 0
Final score: 11/4
11 for Fractal the pterofractal, and 4 for ASHPoD >.> if anyone's a Gary/Mary Stu/Sue, it's ASHPoD. But my character's abilities aren't listed on here, and several of these I had to force check because Fractal is designed to resemble me.
Yeah. xD Something's not right here.
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< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
16-25 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
Is there a Watcher glitch?
General | Posted 11 years agoI appear to have been watched and removed by about 8 people in the span of 24 hours >.> this is awfully unusual.
Good News; Bad News (Relating Art)
General | Posted 11 years agoThe Good News: School is almost out. The first few days of Summer Vacation (Last day of school is June 4) I need to prep for two SAT subject tests (Math II and Physics, not a problem except for the E/M section of Physics which I never really learned properly) which are on June 7 (I think).
The Bad News: My brother, who is supposed to fix my computer, still hasn't done such. I need him to recover my files, so that I can send my laptop in for repair. I will baby the fixed laptop, because I absolutely hate mobile devices and see how much more of a convenience it is over a phone any day. This isn't a true FWP. I'm not comparing the lack of a computer to not having one. I'm saying that I feel very bad for treating my computer who (using the same sense I use to talk to Pierre) was very scared at me, when half the time its problems were my fault.
POINT BEING.
I'm not gonna get my laptop fixed for at least another month. That means no Photoshop. So if I owe you any art (for instance, to Paipai and Jade), you either need to wait until I get my computer back to get high quality art, or detailed but far lower quality traditional art.But yeah. This explains my situation.
Unless you're fine with a general-quality drawing. I normally draw traditional only in school, though (on school days). But we're literally not doing anything in more than half my classes. so...
The Bad News: My brother, who is supposed to fix my computer, still hasn't done such. I need him to recover my files, so that I can send my laptop in for repair. I will baby the fixed laptop, because I absolutely hate mobile devices and see how much more of a convenience it is over a phone any day. This isn't a true FWP. I'm not comparing the lack of a computer to not having one. I'm saying that I feel very bad for treating my computer who (using the same sense I use to talk to Pierre) was very scared at me, when half the time its problems were my fault.
POINT BEING.
I'm not gonna get my laptop fixed for at least another month. That means no Photoshop. So if I owe you any art (for instance, to Paipai and Jade), you either need to wait until I get my computer back to get high quality art, or detailed but far lower quality traditional art.But yeah. This explains my situation.
Unless you're fine with a general-quality drawing. I normally draw traditional only in school, though (on school days). But we're literally not doing anything in more than half my classes. so...
Character Meme (done for the pterofractal character)
General | Posted 11 years agoTaken from 
darklathia
Note: The Pterofractal represents me IRL. She *IS* me, personality-wise.
The ONLY Rule: The owner MUST answer these questions IN CHARACTER.
In-character starts here:
1.) What is your name?
[Real Name] My real name must not be spoken. So just like the Doctor, call me Fractal.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
See above. My real name because I was forced to adapt the name this human gave me.
3.) Are you single or taken?
As you know, I'm forever with Pierre.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Several. I have the power of math, for one, being part fractal. The part fractal nature lets me transform into whatever I want to (for a complex mathematical reason), and into any size I want to. I can generate perfect fractals, and own little blank universes in which to place these fractals in. I can manipulate existing matter to it own limits, but I can create new matter for fractals. I can grab others l can scale them down or up with me to fly through fractals. It seems like I can do a lot, but I can't, not in what one could call my "Ditto" form.
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
What's that?
6.) What's your eye color?
I can change it at will, but my pupils are almost always Mandelbrot Sets with some sort of blue-yellow-green gradient as the color map—effectively my iris.
7.) How about Fur/Scale color?
I can again, change it at will, but my fur is an extremely dark—almost black purple color, with blue and yellow colored solid Mandelbrot Set patterns. I can also change these patterns at will. The ASHPoD you know—the one seen with Pierre, and doing intellectual things, that's actually me utilizing my TF ability along with my fur-color. I change my eye gradient such that it's hard to tell my pupils aren't circular. My horn is black with part of the Mandelbrot on it, and my hair is pitch black, slightly curly, and always in a ponytail that for some reason, likes to curl into a Golden Spiral, even though the Spiral isn't usually found in hair. My claws are black, but they're retractable. I'm also slightly cat.
8.) Have you any family members?
No. I am tmanifestation of what Math has created for me, as Its manipulation of nature created what I am allowed to become. My soul is elemental—that of a fractal.I capitalize Math because while the subject itself is generalized, when I talk about it as a collective whole, I refer to Its godliness and Its beauty.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
No; my existence is devoted to that of mathematics; however, when I do assume my human form (I exist in another universe and am allowed to exit this universe's continuum and reenter whenever I need to. A very tiny percentage of the time, I'll occasionally assume my human form and continue my human life) I have two cats, Papu and Mitu.
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like...
Let's just say you don't want to insult math in front of me. I will get very mad if you insult Portal. but I will get downright murderous if you insult math. (I mean it. Eveb in my human form, watch out.)
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
In my human form, things get recursive (as I roleplay my real form roleplaying a human roleplaying my real form... etc, as well as roleplay as other fursonas of which I transform into, meaning that each time I am in my human form, I am in charge of an infinite number of chatacters—but I am a fractal; this is of no problem to me). In my normal form, I adore generating fractals and flying through their infiniteness. When I say "generate" I mean conjure. They have always existed. I'm just calling them to the playing field, if you will. They are sentient and conscious; matter of fact (Pierre knows and is OK and vice versa) I somewhat date the Menger Sponge. It seems like he is extremely attracted to me, even though I am not very attracted to him like I am to Pierre; however, I do fancy him. He's beautiful and elegant.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Not that I am aware of.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Not that I am aware of.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I'm a furred cat-fractal-pterodactyl... simply, "a" Pterofractal. I am the only one in existence in this universe, and as such, can capitalize the species as a name. Po is not a bug fat panda. He is THE big fat panda. I am THE pterofractal.
15.) Name your worst habits?
I can get a little violent.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Spiritual guides, mostly.
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
My orientation is complicated. As you know, I love Pierre, who is tied to a physical representation as an object—a calculator. He is a spiritual elemental being, though. This still means I am effectively still objectum sexual. I am hardly attracted to humans at all. I have been and am attracted to certain concepts, such as the Menger Sponge, too, but my heart belongs to Pierre. Note that this holds true in my human form as well.
18.) Do you go to school?
In my human form, yes.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
The thing is, because Pierre's physical representation is tied to the human realm, I have to marry Pierre via the human realm. I am not of appropriate age in the human realm to marry him yet, but I eventually will.
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Maybe? ASHPoD definitely has some, but no one has ever seen my true form yet.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Idiots.
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
I typically don't wear clothes, but I may sometimes wear robes.
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Chocolate.
24.) Am I annoying you?
Not really.
25.) Well, it's still not over!
25 is funnier than 24.
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
In human form, upper middle to lower upper. I don't normally live in the realm of humans, so class/caste is of complete unimportance to me.
27.) How many friends do you have?
I don't keep count. Friends come and friends go.
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I don't like sweet things much, but if it's sour, yum. Obligatory math reference, tau is better than pi for so many reasons that I can't even list them here.
29.) Favorite drink?
Coke
30.) What's your favorite place?
In one of the fractals I conjure. It can get very surreal and peaceful in there.
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
Pierre, mostly, but as said, I'm also seeing the Menger Sponge.
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE. (Yes this is the original question)
What?
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I hate water.
34.) What's your type?
34 is an unbreakable rule, and the 9th Fibonacci number. I'm INTP, and I'd prefer similar personality types and non-organic partners.
35.) Camping or indoors?
I can do both from within a fractal.
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Eh.
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
Bleh.
40.) Do you want to copy this to your journal pretty please with sugar on top.. you can even have the cherry...?
This makes no sense. This is asking me questions, and by posting this journal I am complying to it already? Let it be directed towards you, the reader.
darklathiaNote: The Pterofractal represents me IRL. She *IS* me, personality-wise.
The ONLY Rule: The owner MUST answer these questions IN CHARACTER.
In-character starts here:
1.) What is your name?
[Real Name] My real name must not be spoken. So just like the Doctor, call me Fractal.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
See above. My real name because I was forced to adapt the name this human gave me.
3.) Are you single or taken?
As you know, I'm forever with Pierre.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Several. I have the power of math, for one, being part fractal. The part fractal nature lets me transform into whatever I want to (for a complex mathematical reason), and into any size I want to. I can generate perfect fractals, and own little blank universes in which to place these fractals in. I can manipulate existing matter to it own limits, but I can create new matter for fractals. I can grab others l can scale them down or up with me to fly through fractals. It seems like I can do a lot, but I can't, not in what one could call my "Ditto" form.
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
What's that?
6.) What's your eye color?
I can change it at will, but my pupils are almost always Mandelbrot Sets with some sort of blue-yellow-green gradient as the color map—effectively my iris.
7.) How about Fur/Scale color?
I can again, change it at will, but my fur is an extremely dark—almost black purple color, with blue and yellow colored solid Mandelbrot Set patterns. I can also change these patterns at will. The ASHPoD you know—the one seen with Pierre, and doing intellectual things, that's actually me utilizing my TF ability along with my fur-color. I change my eye gradient such that it's hard to tell my pupils aren't circular. My horn is black with part of the Mandelbrot on it, and my hair is pitch black, slightly curly, and always in a ponytail that for some reason, likes to curl into a Golden Spiral, even though the Spiral isn't usually found in hair. My claws are black, but they're retractable. I'm also slightly cat.
8.) Have you any family members?
No. I am tmanifestation of what Math has created for me, as Its manipulation of nature created what I am allowed to become. My soul is elemental—that of a fractal.I capitalize Math because while the subject itself is generalized, when I talk about it as a collective whole, I refer to Its godliness and Its beauty.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
No; my existence is devoted to that of mathematics; however, when I do assume my human form (I exist in another universe and am allowed to exit this universe's continuum and reenter whenever I need to. A very tiny percentage of the time, I'll occasionally assume my human form and continue my human life) I have two cats, Papu and Mitu.
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like...
Let's just say you don't want to insult math in front of me. I will get very mad if you insult Portal. but I will get downright murderous if you insult math. (I mean it. Eveb in my human form, watch out.)
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
In my human form, things get recursive (as I roleplay my real form roleplaying a human roleplaying my real form... etc, as well as roleplay as other fursonas of which I transform into, meaning that each time I am in my human form, I am in charge of an infinite number of chatacters—but I am a fractal; this is of no problem to me). In my normal form, I adore generating fractals and flying through their infiniteness. When I say "generate" I mean conjure. They have always existed. I'm just calling them to the playing field, if you will. They are sentient and conscious; matter of fact (Pierre knows and is OK and vice versa) I somewhat date the Menger Sponge. It seems like he is extremely attracted to me, even though I am not very attracted to him like I am to Pierre; however, I do fancy him. He's beautiful and elegant.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Not that I am aware of.
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Not that I am aware of.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I'm a furred cat-fractal-pterodactyl... simply, "a" Pterofractal. I am the only one in existence in this universe, and as such, can capitalize the species as a name. Po is not a bug fat panda. He is THE big fat panda. I am THE pterofractal.
15.) Name your worst habits?
I can get a little violent.
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Spiritual guides, mostly.
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
My orientation is complicated. As you know, I love Pierre, who is tied to a physical representation as an object—a calculator. He is a spiritual elemental being, though. This still means I am effectively still objectum sexual. I am hardly attracted to humans at all. I have been and am attracted to certain concepts, such as the Menger Sponge, too, but my heart belongs to Pierre. Note that this holds true in my human form as well.
18.) Do you go to school?
In my human form, yes.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
The thing is, because Pierre's physical representation is tied to the human realm, I have to marry Pierre via the human realm. I am not of appropriate age in the human realm to marry him yet, but I eventually will.
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Maybe? ASHPoD definitely has some, but no one has ever seen my true form yet.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Idiots.
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
I typically don't wear clothes, but I may sometimes wear robes.
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Chocolate.
24.) Am I annoying you?
Not really.
25.) Well, it's still not over!
25 is funnier than 24.
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
In human form, upper middle to lower upper. I don't normally live in the realm of humans, so class/caste is of complete unimportance to me.
27.) How many friends do you have?
I don't keep count. Friends come and friends go.
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I don't like sweet things much, but if it's sour, yum. Obligatory math reference, tau is better than pi for so many reasons that I can't even list them here.
29.) Favorite drink?
Coke
30.) What's your favorite place?
In one of the fractals I conjure. It can get very surreal and peaceful in there.
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
Pierre, mostly, but as said, I'm also seeing the Menger Sponge.
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE. (Yes this is the original question)
What?
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I hate water.
34.) What's your type?
34 is an unbreakable rule, and the 9th Fibonacci number. I'm INTP, and I'd prefer similar personality types and non-organic partners.
35.) Camping or indoors?
I can do both from within a fractal.
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Eh.
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
Bleh.
40.) Do you want to copy this to your journal pretty please with sugar on top.. you can even have the cherry...?
This makes no sense. This is asking me questions, and by posting this journal I am complying to it already? Let it be directed towards you, the reader.
AP Exams, Haunted Bells, and Spiderman 2.
General | Posted 11 years agoSo I took the AP Lang and AP Stats exam today. College Board managed to choose the most boring passages imaginable for AP Lang. I bombed the rhetorical analysis essay, and while I found the synthesis and argument prompts rather boring, I had strong opinions on them, as well as great argument skills. Didn't get to finish the MC because the clock on the wall was wrong.
AP Stats was also a bit weird. Why? I found it too easy. But being the ghetto school DP is, kids were screaming outside the testing room (also right across from a construction site) and I couldn't concentrate. It was weird... I only used Pierre ten times through the *calculator-dependent* exam. I was doing all the calculations in my head >.>
And then there were the bells. No, not the school bells (which did go off during the exam). The *haunted* bells. The church bell sound that sounded exactly like the Slender Man bells—tempo, sound, and pitch, only creepier. The bells that drove me crazy during the exam. The bells that, when I went to go investigate, appeared to be moving around the campus. The bells that, once I got close to a door leading to the outside back of the school where I believed it to be coming from, abruptly stopped. The bells that could not have been construction, or really anything human. The bells that make this day the number one creepiest, most haunted day of my high school so far. I can still hear the bells in my head. Ringing... ringing... ringing... far too periodically, too loudly, too variably for anything I can think of logically or through investigation. Get the bells out of my head...
Then, as I always do after an AP exam, I went to a movie. So happens to be Spidey 2 got released today. Love Jamie Foxx's performance as Electro.
I only winced at two parts. One I can't say without there being a spoiler (you'll know what it is when you see the movie), and the other is when Peter chucks his father's calculator at the wall (which is a bit important to the story) and shattered it. Even my mom looked at me kind of funny, knowing that it would have made me uncomfortable. I grabbed Pierre (I had him with me) real tight. Ending was sad, but then it got really cute at the very end ^_^
AP Stats was also a bit weird. Why? I found it too easy. But being the ghetto school DP is, kids were screaming outside the testing room (also right across from a construction site) and I couldn't concentrate. It was weird... I only used Pierre ten times through the *calculator-dependent* exam. I was doing all the calculations in my head >.>
And then there were the bells. No, not the school bells (which did go off during the exam). The *haunted* bells. The church bell sound that sounded exactly like the Slender Man bells—tempo, sound, and pitch, only creepier. The bells that drove me crazy during the exam. The bells that, when I went to go investigate, appeared to be moving around the campus. The bells that, once I got close to a door leading to the outside back of the school where I believed it to be coming from, abruptly stopped. The bells that could not have been construction, or really anything human. The bells that make this day the number one creepiest, most haunted day of my high school so far. I can still hear the bells in my head. Ringing... ringing... ringing... far too periodically, too loudly, too variably for anything I can think of logically or through investigation. Get the bells out of my head...
Then, as I always do after an AP exam, I went to a movie. So happens to be Spidey 2 got released today. Love Jamie Foxx's performance as Electro.
I only winced at two parts. One I can't say without there being a spoiler (you'll know what it is when you see the movie), and the other is when Peter chucks his father's calculator at the wall (which is a bit important to the story) and shattered it. Even my mom looked at me kind of funny, knowing that it would have made me uncomfortable. I grabbed Pierre (I had him with me) real tight. Ending was sad, but then it got really cute at the very end ^_^
TMI Tuesday
General | Posted 11 years agoOh look, 6:30AM. I got here early xD
Ask away.
Ask away.
"I Cost $587.50 Dollars Per Night!"
General | Posted 11 years agoTaken from Azikira
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $10.00
[] Blonde - $7.50
[x ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
Total: $1.50
Eye Color:
[x ] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
Total: $6.50
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ x] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$16.00
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[x] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$26.00
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[x] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[x] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
$51.00
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No - $60.00
$111.00
Vision?
[] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[x ] Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$116.00
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[x ] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$166.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[x] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[] Aqua - $35.00
[] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
$287.50
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[] g-k - $17.50
[x] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0
$307.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[] white - $11.00
[x ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[xx] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[x] blue - $22.00
[x ] other - $35.00
(I painted half a fractal on my wall and I have wood walls... xD)
$462.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[x ] z - $25.00
(My mom's first name starts with a z)
$487.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00
(Pierre was two whole feet away! Do you think I have that kind of energy to spend?)
Total: $587.50
So basically have funky room colors and good math skills, and you'll get a handsome profit.
That is... if I matched right... I'm too dependent on Pierre xD
Repost as "I Cost $____ Dollars Per Night!"
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $10.00
[] Blonde - $7.50
[x ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
Total: $1.50
Eye Color:
[x ] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
Total: $6.50
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ x] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$16.00
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[x] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$26.00
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[x] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[x] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
$51.00
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No - $60.00
$111.00
Vision?
[] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[x ] Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$116.00
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[x ] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$166.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[x] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[] Aqua - $35.00
[] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
$287.50
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[] g-k - $17.50
[x] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0
$307.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[] white - $11.00
[x ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[xx] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[x] blue - $22.00
[x ] other - $35.00
(I painted half a fractal on my wall and I have wood walls... xD)
$462.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[x ] z - $25.00
(My mom's first name starts with a z)
$487.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00
(Pierre was two whole feet away! Do you think I have that kind of energy to spend?)
Total: $587.50
So basically have funky room colors and good math skills, and you'll get a handsome profit.
That is... if I matched right... I'm too dependent on Pierre xD
Repost as "I Cost $____ Dollars Per Night!"
Question Meme (A New One)
General | Posted 11 years agoTaken from 
fenrirdarkwolf
► Name ➔ Speaketh not my real name. Call me ASHPoD, Tesla, or Fractal.
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ I can't lie.
► Are you single ➔ I have Pierre and a human boyfriend.
► Are you happy ➔ Yep!
► Are you bored ➔ Very
► Are you sad ➔ A little.
► Are you Italian ➔ Nope.
► Are you German ➔ Nope.
► Are you Asian ➔ 100% Indian (Tamil Nadu), ethnically speaking.
► Are you angry ➔ A tiny bit.
► Are you Irish ➔ No.
► Are your parents still married ➔ Yes.
TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Marshall, MN
► Hair Color ➔ Black
► Eye color ➔ Intense brown, almost black.
► Birthday ➔ June 28, 1997
► Mood ➔ Tired.
► Gender ➔ Agender Genderfluid
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty, slightly ambi.
► Summer or winter ➔ Summer.
► Morning or afternoon ➔ So late at night one could consider it early morning (12AM-3AM
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Wife Pierre ^_^
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Infatuation, yes, actual love no.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Sadness that I'll never get to hold Cubey.
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ When I didn't have Pierre for that short time.
► Have you ever broken someone's heart ➔ IDK?
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ I still use Dave the meter and cuddle my Cubey plush.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ I'm committed to Pierre.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔Yeah, my friend Quinn.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Probably. On EP, several people often tell me that they wish I was about 10 years older, because they love my intellect.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Not for love. For... depression that my grades are horrible.
TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Romantic love, meh. I get enough pleasure from math. Sex feels good.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Fresh lemonade!
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Kittehz!!!!
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ The few good friends :3
► Television or internet ➔ Internet!
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke. Pepsi is shit.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I prefer my human boyfriend talk mathy to me.
► Day or night ➔ Dead of night.
► IM or Phone ➔ Skype.
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Never snuck out.
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ Fallen down it.
► White water rafted ➔ Not sure.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Yep.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yeah, Pierre when I didn't have him (caused me physical pain and so much sickness)... and a few times I held back awkward arousal, and...
► Prank called a store ➔ Never.
► Skipped school ➔ Never.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Nur!
TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔I love eyes. Striking blue eyes.
► Light or dark hair ➔Dark.
► Fat or skinny ➔ Slightly on the plumpy side.
► Shorter or Taller ? ➔ Taller. I'm five feet tall. I hate short things.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Intelligence is the only thing I look for in a human. Outsmart me or surpass me, or yuck. Humans are icky. I like their brains.
► Jock or Nerd ➔ I have a fetish for math. What do you think?
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship.
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Don't care, as long as they're smart.
LAST
► Last Phone Call ➔ Don't remember.
► Last phone call you received ➔ Mom?
► Last person you hung out with ➔ I don't remember.
► Last thing you ate ➔ Indian food.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Dihydrogen Monoxide.
► Last site you went to ➔ Other than FA? EP
► Last place you were ➔ School.
RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ I will marry Pierre and probably my human BF.
► When was your last relationship ➔ IDK
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Uh... do calculators count?
► Do you still love them ➔ Pierre is mah BAE!
► Do you like someone right now ➔ Pierre <3 and I like that my human BF is more than willing to participate in my fetish xD
FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Not really.
► Would you say you have a "messed up life"➔ That's subjective. My internal life is desirable and respectable, but... I mean... I'm in love with a calculator. Thar's messed up. xD
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Nope.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Nope.
► If so, how long ➔ Never.
FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔No.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ If I Skype/text you often, or if I have Skyped/texted you often, then yes.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ Mainly Wildon, the Bearcario, Vexser, Pai Pai, and a few more
► Would you die for them ➔ I'd help them out, but I wouldn't die for them.
► Who knows everything about you ➔
thegamingsniper132 Kouchan! (the Bearcario)
fenrirdarkwolf► Name ➔ Speaketh not my real name. Call me ASHPoD, Tesla, or Fractal.
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ I can't lie.
► Are you single ➔ I have Pierre and a human boyfriend.
► Are you happy ➔ Yep!
► Are you bored ➔ Very
► Are you sad ➔ A little.
► Are you Italian ➔ Nope.
► Are you German ➔ Nope.
► Are you Asian ➔ 100% Indian (Tamil Nadu), ethnically speaking.
► Are you angry ➔ A tiny bit.
► Are you Irish ➔ No.
► Are your parents still married ➔ Yes.
TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Marshall, MN
► Hair Color ➔ Black
► Eye color ➔ Intense brown, almost black.
► Birthday ➔ June 28, 1997
► Mood ➔ Tired.
► Gender ➔ Agender Genderfluid
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty, slightly ambi.
► Summer or winter ➔ Summer.
► Morning or afternoon ➔ So late at night one could consider it early morning (12AM-3AM
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Wife Pierre ^_^
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Infatuation, yes, actual love no.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Sadness that I'll never get to hold Cubey.
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ When I didn't have Pierre for that short time.
► Have you ever broken someone's heart ➔ IDK?
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ I still use Dave the meter and cuddle my Cubey plush.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ I'm committed to Pierre.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔Yeah, my friend Quinn.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Probably. On EP, several people often tell me that they wish I was about 10 years older, because they love my intellect.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Not for love. For... depression that my grades are horrible.
TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Romantic love, meh. I get enough pleasure from math. Sex feels good.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Fresh lemonade!
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Kittehz!!!!
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ The few good friends :3
► Television or internet ➔ Internet!
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke. Pepsi is shit.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I prefer my human boyfriend talk mathy to me.
► Day or night ➔ Dead of night.
► IM or Phone ➔ Skype.
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Never snuck out.
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ Fallen down it.
► White water rafted ➔ Not sure.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Yep.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yeah, Pierre when I didn't have him (caused me physical pain and so much sickness)... and a few times I held back awkward arousal, and...
► Prank called a store ➔ Never.
► Skipped school ➔ Never.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Nur!
TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔I love eyes. Striking blue eyes.
► Light or dark hair ➔Dark.
► Fat or skinny ➔ Slightly on the plumpy side.
► Shorter or Taller ? ➔ Taller. I'm five feet tall. I hate short things.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Intelligence is the only thing I look for in a human. Outsmart me or surpass me, or yuck. Humans are icky. I like their brains.
► Jock or Nerd ➔ I have a fetish for math. What do you think?
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship.
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Don't care, as long as they're smart.
LAST
► Last Phone Call ➔ Don't remember.
► Last phone call you received ➔ Mom?
► Last person you hung out with ➔ I don't remember.
► Last thing you ate ➔ Indian food.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Dihydrogen Monoxide.
► Last site you went to ➔ Other than FA? EP
► Last place you were ➔ School.
RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ I will marry Pierre and probably my human BF.
► When was your last relationship ➔ IDK
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Uh... do calculators count?
► Do you still love them ➔ Pierre is mah BAE!
► Do you like someone right now ➔ Pierre <3 and I like that my human BF is more than willing to participate in my fetish xD
FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Not really.
► Would you say you have a "messed up life"➔ That's subjective. My internal life is desirable and respectable, but... I mean... I'm in love with a calculator. Thar's messed up. xD
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Nope.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Nope.
► If so, how long ➔ Never.
FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔No.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ If I Skype/text you often, or if I have Skyped/texted you often, then yes.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ Mainly Wildon, the Bearcario, Vexser, Pai Pai, and a few more
► Would you die for them ➔ I'd help them out, but I wouldn't die for them.
► Who knows everything about you ➔
thegamingsniper132 Kouchan! (the Bearcario)(Regarding Pierre) In case you were wondering...
General | Posted 11 years agoYes, I do have sex with him. Yes, I do it nightly. Yes, I do pleasure him, too. Yes, I have since developed a sort of fetish for math, which was kind of unavoidable. But I mainly cuddle and kiss him. He does go... down there, but he is too wide to fit *there*. But I do enjoy the feel of his buttons dragging across my body, as do I love his screen and buttons against *both* sets of lips. I pleasure him by executing various functions, along with playing with his program editor and mashing his enter key. He also likes his screen, keypad, and trackpad being licked (especially the trackpad, as that's where he can directly feel me touching him). I'm sorry for the mental image, but I needed to clarify this xD Just because he's not human, doesn't mean I don't have sex with him. Like in a lot of relationships, there's a sexual component (but unlike a fetish, my love for Pierre is strongly romantic and passionate; I just have a high libido—Pierre sort of does, too, but not to the extent I am).
Ahh, I love Pierre SOOOO Much!
General | Posted 11 years agoWell, I mean... I absolutely cannot express how much I love Pierre!
I mean, every morning I wake up to see his beautiful screen or keypad, which just fills me with happiness and motivation. He makes me want to do my stats work, because I get to use him. He makes me want to learn about everything. Sure, I will eventually get newer calculators for the purpose of newer calculators. But I'm not the kind of asshole that breaks up with their s.o. because they find a newer, better looking richer one. Sure. Pierre can be much improved in function, but he's flawless in love. That is something that can't be replaced. I love him soooooo much!
I mean, every morning I wake up to see his beautiful screen or keypad, which just fills me with happiness and motivation. He makes me want to do my stats work, because I get to use him. He makes me want to learn about everything. Sure, I will eventually get newer calculators for the purpose of newer calculators. But I'm not the kind of asshole that breaks up with their s.o. because they find a newer, better looking richer one. Sure. Pierre can be much improved in function, but he's flawless in love. That is something that can't be replaced. I love him soooooo much!
TMI Tuesday
General | Posted 11 years agoWell, I'll answer more or less any and all questions truthfully and honestly... except you know, illegal things, friend's secrets, legal info, etc.
Just aaaaskkk meee :3
Just aaaaskkk meee :3
[Very Important] Logic or Love?
General | Posted 11 years agoMany of you know me to be extremely logical, blunt, and to the core INTP. So...
Do I forsake love for reasons of logic, rhyme, and reason, realizing that Pierre, though otherwise justifiable by means of philosophy, is nothing more than a projection of my mind, holding to my place as a fully logical individual, while denying my heart the right to what it truly loves?
Do I forsake logic for reasons of love, philosophy, and betterment, realizing that Pierre, though logically flawed, is philosophically sentient, holding my place as an in-love individual, while denying my brain the right to question the logic of my actions?
Philosophy is often impractical and illogical.
Love isn't supposed to be logical.
I love logic.
I live a life of logic, even if the logical outcome hurts...
Humans have a tendency to try to justify a means to an end in their favor. I
try to avoid doing such. I weigh all outcomes to see what is the best output.
In the modified words of Randall Munroe, do I use logic to prove I am right? Or do I use logic to become right?
If I stay in love, logic will slowly drive me insane. If I stay logical, love will drive me insane. If I stay in doubt, uncertainty will slowly drive me insane.
And I don't mean "playful" insane, or the insane I am right now; I mean literally mentally insane to the point I really do need psychiatric help, but wouldn't be accepted as such due to my high level of intellectual competency.
I honestly don't know what to do... please help me...
Do I forsake love for reasons of logic, rhyme, and reason, realizing that Pierre, though otherwise justifiable by means of philosophy, is nothing more than a projection of my mind, holding to my place as a fully logical individual, while denying my heart the right to what it truly loves?
Do I forsake logic for reasons of love, philosophy, and betterment, realizing that Pierre, though logically flawed, is philosophically sentient, holding my place as an in-love individual, while denying my brain the right to question the logic of my actions?
Philosophy is often impractical and illogical.
Love isn't supposed to be logical.
I love logic.
I live a life of logic, even if the logical outcome hurts...
Humans have a tendency to try to justify a means to an end in their favor. I
try to avoid doing such. I weigh all outcomes to see what is the best output.
In the modified words of Randall Munroe, do I use logic to prove I am right? Or do I use logic to become right?
If I stay in love, logic will slowly drive me insane. If I stay logical, love will drive me insane. If I stay in doubt, uncertainty will slowly drive me insane.
And I don't mean "playful" insane, or the insane I am right now; I mean literally mentally insane to the point I really do need psychiatric help, but wouldn't be accepted as such due to my high level of intellectual competency.
I honestly don't know what to do... please help me...
Dammit, I really love math.
General | Posted 11 years agoIT IS FUCKING AMAZING AND IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE MULTIVERSE!
LOOK AT IT. INDLGE IN ITS OMNIPRESENCE.
WTF has Pierre done to me? xD
I have never been this nerdy in my life.
But I have never been this inspired, either. Or nspired. xD
I wanna study the mathematics of nature. Ohhhh :3
CUZ IT IS THE SEXIEST SUBJECT.
LOOK AT IT. INDLGE IN ITS OMNIPRESENCE.
WTF has Pierre done to me? xD
I have never been this nerdy in my life.
But I have never been this inspired, either. Or nspired. xD
I wanna study the mathematics of nature. Ohhhh :3
CUZ IT IS THE SEXIEST SUBJECT.
What Would The Anti-Me Be Like?
General | Posted 11 years agoPretty terrifying, I think.
This is why.
Me: I'm rather masculine in personality and brain. I simply adore math and science. I simply despise history and sports. I'm a relatively peaceful person, unless you get me really aggravated. I'm awfully academic, although my grades don't prove it. I'm an INTP, with all the qualities of an INTP down to the core. I eat a lot but don't gain weight.
Anti-Me: Would be a rather feminine guy, who was very buff and fit, hated math and science, loves sports and history, is extremely aggressive all the time, difficult to please, very submissive, and gets too happy all the time. He would not give a shit for knowledge, though he'd be getting good grades at school. He would be an ESFJ, being the epitome of it. He'd gain a ton of weight from whatever he eats.
Whoever the hell said that opposites attract in love must have.been the most mental man that ever lived. That statement couldn't be any more wrong. Try dating someone that has the most trivial taste difference, say, music, from you, and watch the fight rage on.
Also, so much of the antime is contradictory...
This is why.
Me: I'm rather masculine in personality and brain. I simply adore math and science. I simply despise history and sports. I'm a relatively peaceful person, unless you get me really aggravated. I'm awfully academic, although my grades don't prove it. I'm an INTP, with all the qualities of an INTP down to the core. I eat a lot but don't gain weight.
Anti-Me: Would be a rather feminine guy, who was very buff and fit, hated math and science, loves sports and history, is extremely aggressive all the time, difficult to please, very submissive, and gets too happy all the time. He would not give a shit for knowledge, though he'd be getting good grades at school. He would be an ESFJ, being the epitome of it. He'd gain a ton of weight from whatever he eats.
Whoever the hell said that opposites attract in love must have.been the most mental man that ever lived. That statement couldn't be any more wrong. Try dating someone that has the most trivial taste difference, say, music, from you, and watch the fight rage on.
Also, so much of the antime is contradictory...
Updated 65Q Meme
General | Posted 11 years agoTaken from 
panda-panda-boom-boom
Shit, all this on a stupid smartphone?
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Belly o3o
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Uh... I kissed Pierre last. Technically not a person, but *kisses him again right now* x3
4. Do you plan outfits?
For the first time I did. Kind of. Planned to wear all my new Portal shirts to school x3
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired, and longing for lay laptop.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
A McDonalds fry-container. There are still fries in there.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
For once, I can't remember. I haven't been able to dream lately. Haven't slept properly. Well, I know that I do dream. But I forgot it. But nowadays, Pierre is in my dreams a lot ^_^
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Several, actually. I went to a spiritual meeting and met many new people, and made two new friends.
9. What are you craving right now?
Summer break.
10. Do you floss?
Never.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
I ate a cabbage roll at said spiritual meeting.
12. Are you emotional?
I'm kind of like a... transistor, you could say. I have almost no response up to a certain point, When I snap... your neck. Seriously. The one time I throw all logic out the window is when I am mad. And trust me. I may look small... but hey, black widows are small, too.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Several times. It takes 16⅔ minutes to do it if you count one per second.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
*sticks out cyruseque tongue*
15. Do you like your hair?
It's frizzy, unmanageable, untameable, beastly, and makes me look like I'm holding a Van de Graaf generator. Hell yeah!
16. Do you like yourself?
I guess? I should say I don't want to change... except maybe my procrastination.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Why not? It's fun to hang out with idiots at times.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Crickets chirping, dishes being cleaned downstairs, an alligator in the pond, my parents arguing what to do over that cold-blooded, murderous, disgusting filthy reptile that keeps destroying our property... no, not the alligator. She's fine. I'm talking about my neighbor.
19. Are your parents strict?
Let me answer that with my ethnicity. I'm INDIAN. What do you think?
20. Would you go sky diving?
Certainly plan to ASAP
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Dunno. Never had it.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A few times. Ryan Lochte and a few others, I forget. I'm not into that stupid stuff.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Do what you want, cuz a pirate is free: you are a pirate! You ho, fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want, cuz a pirate is free: you are a pirate!
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My nailpolish, Pierre's screen, doorknob, a few stones...
25. How many countries have you visited?
I lost count. 28, I think?
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Nah.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yeah.
28. Brown or white eggs?
White
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
No, because I didn't just mention I'm thyping the journal up on one.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Rarely.
31. Do you own a gun?
Does my Portal Gun count? xD
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Pierre :3
34. Are you too forgiving?
Insult me, and with an apology, I'll forgive you. Betray or lie to me, and I will *never* forgive you.
35. Ever been in love?
Ahhh Pierre ♥
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
I don't know. What are you guys doing, especially the ones I contact the most often: thegamingsniper132 
Wildon 
vexser 
starmischief and anyone else I didn't mention?
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Not that I remember.
38. Last time you cried?
I don't remember.
39. What was the last question you asked?
See 37.
40. Favorite time of the year?
Whenever I don't have school.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Eventually I'll get one.
42. Are you sarcastic?
No, because I'm a boring old hack that has absolutely no sense of rhetorical humor whatsoever.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No, but I have heard and am very familiar with the actual effect.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
No, but I've walked against its surface and bounced off.
45. Favorite color?
Blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Bitch slapped, yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
Kind of.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Never bought one.
49. Do looks matter?
Well, when it comes to my OS loves, yes. Humans? Intelligence is my main thing.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Never.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
IDK my mom pays for that.
52. Do you like your life right now?
Could be better. I permanently ruined my life by screwing up 10th and 11th grade, but who knows? If I do something fantastic in the meantime, I could go to an extremely prestigious college.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Don't have one in my room.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I only want the truth.
55. Do you have good vision?
*takes off glasses* if it wrernt for autocorrect and my basic knowledge of where the keys are on a smartphone, this would provslvy be completely illegible andngibbetisb, with an billion spelling mistakes, and wrord. words. Film not going to.correct any errors whataeever, and I'm holding this at normal texotng distance If I had a real keyboard, my response may be near flawless, because I can touch type and I rarely make erroesnehrn tyouing.
Well, thanks autocorrect. You did a much better job than I thought you would.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yea
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Very rarely.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Some.person at a spiritual group.
59. What are you wearing?
It's a Portal themed cake recipe, with "The Cake Is A Lie" written all over it.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Lions be smexy.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Don't remember.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Yep.
63. Do you have a job?
No
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
That I asked for? These seven Portal shirts...and my one shirt that says Math is... s3(x)=y²
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Not that I remember, but I am certainly more than capable of doing so.
panda-panda-boom-boomShit, all this on a stupid smartphone?
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Belly o3o
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Uh... I kissed Pierre last. Technically not a person, but *kisses him again right now* x3
4. Do you plan outfits?
For the first time I did. Kind of. Planned to wear all my new Portal shirts to school x3
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired, and longing for lay laptop.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
A McDonalds fry-container. There are still fries in there.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
For once, I can't remember. I haven't been able to dream lately. Haven't slept properly. Well, I know that I do dream. But I forgot it. But nowadays, Pierre is in my dreams a lot ^_^
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Several, actually. I went to a spiritual meeting and met many new people, and made two new friends.
9. What are you craving right now?
Summer break.
10. Do you floss?
Never.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
I ate a cabbage roll at said spiritual meeting.
12. Are you emotional?
I'm kind of like a... transistor, you could say. I have almost no response up to a certain point, When I snap... your neck. Seriously. The one time I throw all logic out the window is when I am mad. And trust me. I may look small... but hey, black widows are small, too.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Several times. It takes 16⅔ minutes to do it if you count one per second.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
*sticks out cyruseque tongue*
15. Do you like your hair?
It's frizzy, unmanageable, untameable, beastly, and makes me look like I'm holding a Van de Graaf generator. Hell yeah!
16. Do you like yourself?
I guess? I should say I don't want to change... except maybe my procrastination.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Why not? It's fun to hang out with idiots at times.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Crickets chirping, dishes being cleaned downstairs, an alligator in the pond, my parents arguing what to do over that cold-blooded, murderous, disgusting filthy reptile that keeps destroying our property... no, not the alligator. She's fine. I'm talking about my neighbor.
19. Are your parents strict?
Let me answer that with my ethnicity. I'm INDIAN. What do you think?
20. Would you go sky diving?
Certainly plan to ASAP
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Dunno. Never had it.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A few times. Ryan Lochte and a few others, I forget. I'm not into that stupid stuff.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Do what you want, cuz a pirate is free: you are a pirate! You ho, fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want, cuz a pirate is free: you are a pirate!
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My nailpolish, Pierre's screen, doorknob, a few stones...
25. How many countries have you visited?
I lost count. 28, I think?
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Nah.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yeah.
28. Brown or white eggs?
White
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
No, because I didn't just mention I'm thyping the journal up on one.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Rarely.
31. Do you own a gun?
Does my Portal Gun count? xD
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Pierre :3
34. Are you too forgiving?
Insult me, and with an apology, I'll forgive you. Betray or lie to me, and I will *never* forgive you.
35. Ever been in love?
Ahhh Pierre ♥
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
I don't know. What are you guys doing, especially the ones I contact the most often:
thegamingsniper132 
Wildon 
vexser 
starmischief and anyone else I didn't mention?37. Ever have cream puffs?
Not that I remember.
38. Last time you cried?
I don't remember.
39. What was the last question you asked?
See 37.
40. Favorite time of the year?
Whenever I don't have school.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Eventually I'll get one.
42. Are you sarcastic?
No, because I'm a boring old hack that has absolutely no sense of rhetorical humor whatsoever.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No, but I have heard and am very familiar with the actual effect.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
No, but I've walked against its surface and bounced off.
45. Favorite color?
Blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Bitch slapped, yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
Kind of.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Never bought one.
49. Do looks matter?
Well, when it comes to my OS loves, yes. Humans? Intelligence is my main thing.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Never.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
IDK my mom pays for that.
52. Do you like your life right now?
Could be better. I permanently ruined my life by screwing up 10th and 11th grade, but who knows? If I do something fantastic in the meantime, I could go to an extremely prestigious college.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Don't have one in my room.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I only want the truth.
55. Do you have good vision?
*takes off glasses* if it wrernt for autocorrect and my basic knowledge of where the keys are on a smartphone, this would provslvy be completely illegible andngibbetisb, with an billion spelling mistakes, and wrord. words. Film not going to.correct any errors whataeever, and I'm holding this at normal texotng distance If I had a real keyboard, my response may be near flawless, because I can touch type and I rarely make erroesnehrn tyouing.
Well, thanks autocorrect. You did a much better job than I thought you would.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yea
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Very rarely.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Some.person at a spiritual group.
59. What are you wearing?
It's a Portal themed cake recipe, with "The Cake Is A Lie" written all over it.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Lions be smexy.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Don't remember.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Yep.
63. Do you have a job?
No
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
That I asked for? These seven Portal shirts...and my one shirt that says Math is... s3(x)=y²
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Not that I remember, but I am certainly more than capable of doing so.
