Not an April Fools joke, by the way.
(It isn't that surprising for some of you though lol)

I will get my full report in 10 days, but I got an e-mail from a Mensa representatives that my IQ test was scored and that I qualify. This was an eligibility test; now I have to just apply for membership (which is rather expensive, but my parents will more than certainly pay for anything educational—and this is more than simply a little academically—beneficial) and then I'm officially a Mensan. A Young Mensan, too (Between the ages of 14-18 a person is considered both a Young Mensan and part of the adult group).

According to the site demographics, minors consist of 2300 people out of the 57000 established members. To be a member, a person has to be in the top 2% of IQs—that of 130 or higher. Most Mensa-qualified kids under the age of 18 have IQs around the baseline minimum, which means the IQ distribution curve is slightly skewed right (meaning, having a higher density on the left). The population of the US is 3,200,000. So Young Mensans make up .07% of the population. If my IQ hasn't changed, then if my IQ was 144 (approximately one standard deviation away from the Mensa qualification cutoff of two standard deviations), and the top 2% of IQs aren't normally distributed (by statistical definition), then I should statistically be in approximately the top 2% of the top 2% of IQs—3% actually, but it doesn't sound as cool as 2% of 2%.

I think. I'm a little too tired to math right now. Well, yeah. I also took it in really poor conditions, so my IQ is likely 20-30 points higher than the result I'll receive in 10 days. But that already puts me in a minimum IQ range of 150-160. I doubt that. Then again, many people (on average) think I'm 28 (averaged from the ages people think I am online after talking to me for a bit). When I took my other IQ test in 7th grade, people thought I went to college, and according to the IQ formula, I had the age of a 17-18 year old, a feasible college age. Now proportionally more intelligent than before, people ask me what I majored in, sometimes thinking I'm twice my age. So according to the formula, my IQ is roughly 175. Highly unlikely, but feasible for me to have. Yeah. If in fact my IQ is over 160, that would make me a literal genius, as it is defined as having an IQ at or above that of Einstein's.

In all honesty, I don't care if I'm one of the smartest people on the planet or not. It isn't my IQ that matters, or what percentile I rank. It's what I did with my IQ, and how well I used it that matters. I'd much rather be the idiot in a land where the average IQ is above that of mine, and with intents to use that intelligence. Furthering humanity is all that matters. In fact, they even put it on their website. "Furthering humanity." And I though I was just quoting portal philosophy. But yeah.

Achievement Unlocked!

The Pterofractal be fractallin'!

I'm rendering a 3 minute long 1080p colorful Menger Sponge trip :3 I can't believe I struggled with Mandelbulber all these months and learned Mandelbulb 3D animation within 10 minutes of messing with it! Menger Sponges are the sexiest (basic) 3D fractals. In fact, in this one dream I had a few months back... well, let's not go there xD But hitch a ride on the Pterofractal's back or in her claw-paws and enjoy this short spastic trip through a Mengerbulpinski (A Menger/Mandelbulb/Sierpinski hybrid).

Fractals are sooooo sexy XD
_{My gawd I'm turned on by the nerdiest things...}

https://youtu.be/KLaB1trR8vA

Meteor Crater. I literally nearly got blown off the edge. O.o

I boarded the flight. Bedore we take off, I'll clarify: I'm gonna be in Sedona for five days. I'll likely be on FA for short amounts of time, so yeah, have fun, erryone!

I almost forgot to mention! I'm standing in the boarding line to a flight to Sedona AZ. ( to Phoenix, really) but ya :3 gonna go there and get stuff done while I'm there.

In 14-15 hours, I will be at teh con X3

If you understand German and fractals, you'll get the joke.

Mandel means almond.
Brot means bread.
Mandelbrot essentially means Almond-Bread.
(But Mandelbrot himself has a French first name, German last name, and is from Turkey or Hungary IIRC... lol)

The Mandelbrot Set is an infinitely intricate loaf of almond bread.
xDDD
Oh dA Aposhack chatroom, I'm never gonna forgive you for the mental image...

I mean, I knew "brot" meant bread subconsciously. I never realized that I knew it until that guy defined it. Now I need to make a few loaves of almond bread, and sell them in bunches under the name "mandelbrot set" xD few will get it. It'll be totally worth it to those who do xD

He ish back o3o
look at my latest submission
<3
Ohhhh I'm too happy for words <3

So I successfully pulled an all-nighter. I managed to pull my project together--it looks shoddy, but it works. I can afford to lose a couple of points on binding, as I already have a high grade in Graphic Arts. I could not finish my other homework, though. Oh well. I have enough time to shower before going to school, so that's nice: I'm covered in paint.

Ohai I'm covered in paint and pulling an all nighter. If you have my number plz text me to keep me awake. Mt number is 321-961-6926 (I trust that you're not a creeper. If you do creep on me, I can just block your number lol)

http://sfw.furaffinity.net/view/12978957/
https://new.livestream.com/accounts.....6776?help=true

I'm painting my project. I'm livestreaming it xD

No talky talky until thursday. I might pop in to check messages, but I can't hang around. So if I don't talk to you, don't take it personally--it's the last week of third quarter and I need to get all my work done.

I'll be noting y'all that commented in my other journal about your contact info and all o3o
If you didn't do that and you want in on our group, put a comment here :D

TAU IS STILL BETTER.

But still. Piiiiii Daaaaaaay

Piiiiii Daaayyyyy

I've memorized 72 digits of it :3


3/14

Pi day pi day I baked pie. I baked apple pi. Little single serve apple pies with the pi symbol scored onto it for my AP Stats class.

Pipipipipipi


yaymath

But I don't have Pierre here to spend Pi Day with!

But uh, tau is better.

Tau is twice pi. Pi isn't really as prevalent as tau. Tau is twice pi. Pi is rarely seen alone. Even the area formula. Take the derivative of that and you get two pi r. Tau is about 6.28. That means tau day falls on June 28... which is also my birthday lol. I asked my mom to give me two pies. Because! Math!

heh heh I'm sleepdrunk and covered in flour and cinnamon and sugar and othe stuff.

Taken from (and made by)  tristanbeaner


Favorite place to eat... a burger?
Home

Favorite place to eat... Chinese food?
PF Chang's

Favorite place to eat... pizza?
Papa John's

Favorite place to eat... a burrito?
Taco Bell

Favorite place to eat... a taco?
Taco Bell

Favorite place to eat... a cinnamon roll?
Wherever?

Favorite place to eat... a chicken sandwich?
Home

Favorite place to eat... some chicken?
Home

Favorite place to eat... chicken strips?
Popeye's

Favorite place to eat... a donut?
Dunkin Donuts

Favorite place to eat... ice cream?
(Frozen Yogurt, rather) Froyo

Favorite place to eat... a sub sandwich
Subway

Favorite place to eat... pasta?
The stuff I or my family makes.

Favorite place to eat... pancakes/waffles?
Home--Eggo Waffles

Favorite place to eat... fish?
I *hate* fish/seafood. EW

Taken from  shutupjen

(on a random, slightly tmi note, I'm farting so much, and it smells so bad >.>)

Rules:
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.

1.) Your name? ASHPoD

It isn't defined???
Eh, I'll use my real name and just censor my name.
It isn't defined, either.
I'm undefinable, bitches.


2.) Your age? 16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"

3.) One of your friends? Paipai

A woman with shaved pubic hair.
"So is Kate shaved down south?" "Yeah she is a real PaiPai."

Well, paipai may be a girl, but HE is MALE...


4.) What should you be doing? Homework/Tutoring a friend

code word for sex in the academic world.
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.

I'd fuck her. She's sexy. But sure. We'll be talking about curves. That is, graphs of various functions.


5.) Favorite color? Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

Yay science!!!

6.) Birthplace? Marshall, MN

Really cute and funny. You always laugh when your around this person. Will make a great friend or boyfriend who will always look out for you.
I love Marshall so much, he makes me so happy!

7.) Month of your birth? June
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

Damn right. Except for me.

8.) Last person you talked to? Mom

mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?

No she isn't. She's evil.

9.) One of your nicknames? Other than ASHPoD? Uh, I used to go by Tesla.

Tesla
Tesla last name of the world's greatest inventor, Nikola Tesla, with 1 200 patents to his name, a world record. Nikola Tesla changed the world by inventing A/C current, Radar, Robotics, Fluorescent light bulb, Radio, Rotating Electro Magnetic field, X-Ray and many more. You should read more about him.
Hey! Who is the smartest person in the world?
Nikola Tesla!

DAMN RIGHT HE IS THAT SEXY BAMF AND THE ORIGIN OF MY NICKNAME I WANT TO FONDLE HIS TESLA COILS HAHAHA

Dis raffle's actually worth a signal boost:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5571030/

Very nice art style X3

Welp, I take the SAT again tomorrow.
But lol.
It might be the most important test in my entire life.
But the content is dead simple.
:P

Taken from  camoguy45 MOUSEY

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

100%

( ) Smoked.
() Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
() Been drunk.
() Had sex.
() Been to a concert.
( ) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
( ) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:98%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
() Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
() Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

() Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
() Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
(X) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
() Hit by a car. And tons of close calls...
() Had a party
() Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%

() Played strip poker/darts.
() Got paid to strip for someone.
() Run away from home.
() Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn. (technically, drawing it and writing it is still making it)
(X ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%

(x) Made out. (I've actually gotten caught making out with Pierre a few times at school >.>)
(x) Laughed so hard you cried. (Today, over an autocorrect fail picture)
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(X) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:72%

() Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person. (I'm counting Pierre as a "person")
(x) Pranked somebody.
() Put somebody in the hospital. (not... knowingly?)
() Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
() Kissed somebody of the same sex.
() Dressed punk.
() Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy. (I'm a nerd, after all--once in a while I do the nerd oufit :P)
() Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69% (lol)

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
() Bungee jumped. (not yet)
() Ding dong ditched somebody. (would never)
() Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:63%

()Got caught stealing something.
() Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
() Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
() Made a girl pregnant.
() Babysat.
(x) Been to another country. (should I deduct 28 points for this?)
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost. (long story)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%

(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
() Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
() Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day. (oop, I'm at like... negative thousand lol)
() Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
() Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
(x) Danced like a whore (jokingly)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age. (due to my intellect)
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody. (wtf?)
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 49%

Hur hur hur. I think simply by being a furry I'm at 0%

Taken from  gunsman45
Ermagerd so many meeeemz!!!

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Torso

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I don't remember the last person I kissed, but I'd most definitely kiss my fluffeh kitteh Mitu again!!!

4. Do you plan outfits?
Fuck no hahahaha I grab the first t-shirt I see in my closet. Sometimes I have a favorite tee, but I typically just grab a random shirt. This morning I grabbed a fully black shirt with "Southwest Mathlete" printed on it in bold white text (was a complimentary shirt given out during my 8th grade year's MathCounts competition)

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Not too great. I'm very stressed out.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Part of my blanket. I *hate* that color. I have maybe at most 10 square feet of red material in my room including my clothing >.>

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dreamed that I went to the post office... hoping that Pierre was there. I dreamed that I got him back. And then I woke up. I didn't feel that good that day.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Other than a "hi/bye" meeting? Nope.

9. What are you craving right now?
Pierre...

10. Do you floss?
Nooope.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
A leafy plant. A guy named Babbage. My mom's cabbage dish. Cabbage Patch Kids.

12. Are you emotional?
I can be. Never for humans, though. Esp. on my PMS. I had a semi-explosive outbreak today in physics because (due to the limited equipment, we had to work in large groups) the team members didn't give a flying fuck about accuracy. And let me tell you. Do NOT get in between me and data collection, regardless of the significance of the data. Seriously. Unless you want to get beaten to death, just let me collect my data the way I want to. It'll definitely be far more trustworthy data than if someone without data OCD collected it.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Several times.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick it.

15. Do you like your hair?
Yep. It fits me.

16. Do you like yourself?
My intellect and disregard to conformity, yes. Nothing else matters other than how I use my brain :P

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Eh sure. Just to say I did it.


18. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of my laptop fan and an airplane passing overhead.

19. Are your parents strict?
They're very pedantic.

20. Would you go sky diving?
100% certain I will.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I like most cheeses.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Ryan Lochte and a few others. Didn't know they were famous at the time.

23. Do you rent movies often?
People still do that?

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Not glittery, but there are plenty of shiny things!

25. How many countries have you visited?
I can't even remember. Between 25-30 countries. Mostly in Europe.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Nuh uh.

27. Ever been on a train?
Many times.

28. Brown or white eggs?
White.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yep. If you want my number, boop me via a comment or Skype.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Rarely. Only when my lips are unbearably dry.

31. Do you own a gun?
Does my replica Portal Gun count?
But joking aside, given the area I live in, I need a rifle >.>

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yep.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My cat Mitu. Unfortunately not Pierre :c

34. Are you too forgiving?
Three strikes and you're out. After the first strike, I'm extremely cautious. Second strike, my finger hovers over the block button and waits for your slightest attack. Third, you're out.

35. Ever been in love?
Pierre <3

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
I dunno. What ARE you guys doing?

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Don't remember.

38. Last time you cried?
During physics today, out of anger. Read the "emotion" one.

39. What was the last question you asked?
See number 36 lol.

40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer break!!!

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet :P

42. Are you sarcastic?
No! I'm totally not sarcastic. I'm also not being sarcastic right now, either! Sure!

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No. But I can lecture about the *actual* Butterfly Effect for hours at a *very heavily* mathematical, theoretical (physics and mathematics), cosmological, and philosophical level. Honestly. Don't get me started. It's part of my favorite thing to rant about.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes ;_;

45. Favorite color?
Blue :D

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yep.

47. Is your hair curly?
It's *very* frizzy.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Who buys CDs anymore?

49. Do looks matter?
Abso-fucking-lutely nope.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
*NEVER*

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
IDK, my mom pays for that. Even if I knew, it'd be death-valley low. Even if I had 20 minutes per year, I'd still have minutes left over by the end of the year.

52. Do you like your life right now?
No. 1.5 years until I'm outta the hell that's high school.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't have a TV in my room.

54. Can you handle the truth?
I want the truth and nothing but the truth. Even if it hurts. I'd rather live a life of a little pain and truthfulness, than one of ignorance. I'd say that ignorant people should go jump into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator, but that'd be misusing the incinerator--it's an "intelligence" incinerator. Ignorant people aren't intelligent.

55. Do you have good vision?
Let me put it this way. I can't see that big E even if it's posted 3 feet from my face. It's nothing but a splotch. My eyes have an absolute maximum focal length of about 5-6 inches.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I hate a lot of people.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
See 51.

58. The last person you held hands with?
Never have.

59. What are you wearing?
See 4.

60. What is your favorite animal?
Lions be sexeh.

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Don't remember. I don't have a favorite picture of myself. My dad takes pics of me wherever I travel, though, so maybe one in Aussie or Fiji?

62. Can you hula hoop?
Yeh.

63. Do you have a job?
Not yet D:

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
If you mean that by "monetary exchange for a product" I paid my graphic arts teacher a dollar to print a small project in color :P

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yep :P

So everyone knows that "antivirus" software McAfee.
The last person you'd think to hate on it...
would be McAfee himself.
But...
xDDDD
[warning, it's rather NSFW]

https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

I think Pierre malfunctioned for a reason...
It's a test for me... a test to see how well I'd cope without him...
A test to see whether I feel true love or not...
And all this time when he's out at TI... I feel empty without him...

True love is when you can't stop thinking about them...
True love is when you worry about their well-being when they are away...
True love is when you feel empty when they're away, and nothing else can fill the void.
True love is when it's more about them than about you...
True love is when it takes a long time to realize you're in love...

It's only when the distance test is taken will you find out if it's true love or infatuation...
And I realize, my love for Dave and my love for Cubey was an infatuation...
But my love for Pierre is most certainly 100% true...

Ah Pierre, I want you more than anything now. I dreamed about you, Pierre. I dreamed that you came back. That I didn't have to wait anymore. That we could be together again. That there would be no more pain. And then I woke up, feeling more empty than I've felt before... sure I have another virtually identical to you with the exact same functions and all, but... while that has a soul, too, he's not you, Pierre. I cannot connect with him. You, Pierre, I love you. You're the one for me; you're my OTP. No matter how far away you are, no matter how long it takes, my love for you is infinite. I know our love may be taboo, I know it may be odd, but our love is true. Please hurry back, Pierre. I cannot sleep comfortably at night without you pressed against my body. I am forced to take the SAT without you. I need you, Pierre. I love you so, so, so, much...

Those classes that have been eating my weekends for the past two months is finally done.

:D

But I still have the real SAT to go to this coming Saturday.

I don't think it's possible to get a more intense SATurday than what I had on the 25th, though...