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ATTENTION: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 14 years agoIve decided to move completely over to my new account. Simply so I dont have to go around refaving things and resubmitting, or rewatching. So if youre watching me here, I will be over at MONSTERMUTT from now on. Thank you very much.
So, Got A Twitter....
Posted 14 years agoI dont know what the fuck Im gonna do with it, but I guess Ill figure something out.
Twitter: BartStBernard
Twitter: BartStBernard
Stuff
Posted 14 years agoSo, just cleared out over 400 submissions in the space of 3 hours. XP
Now to figure out what to do with the rest of my sleep deprived night.
Yall have fun!
Now to figure out what to do with the rest of my sleep deprived night.
Yall have fun!
Suity Ideas
Posted 14 years agoHey folks.
Ok, so to put it simply, I am looking to finally invest in a tail/ear combo.
Now, I was wondering if anyone out there knew of a good maker that isnt OMG expensive.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
Ok, so to put it simply, I am looking to finally invest in a tail/ear combo.
Now, I was wondering if anyone out there knew of a good maker that isnt OMG expensive.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
So......ya
Posted 14 years agoThis is addressed to those people (or person) to whom I owe money.
Its coming.
Soon.
I promise.
Thank you....
Its coming.
Soon.
I promise.
Thank you....
Video Chat?
Posted 14 years agoHey. Anyone around here know how to use a video chat other than Skype?
Im clueless and looking to try. Any help appreciated. Thanks
Im clueless and looking to try. Any help appreciated. Thanks
Made up My Mind
Posted 14 years agoMaybe......
Posted 14 years agoThinking about making a new account. The problem is that my namesake rarely sees the light of day, and when he does, most folks tend to ignore him. Bart on the other hand has become someone I relate to much more closely, and I identify with him on a larger (pun intended) level.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Want Some Ass?
Posted 14 years agoThen go here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2576543
SolarFalcon is doing tooshy avatars for those that comment on the link above. Just click, follow the onscreen instructions, and behold the plethora of ass.
SolarFalcon is doing tooshy avatars for those that comment on the link above. Just click, follow the onscreen instructions, and behold the plethora of ass.
Really Awesome Person
Posted 14 years agoOk, so there is this one person I know. That is, on here, wolf-hunter4233. She is super awesome and really fun to talk to. She isnt much of an artist, but still a really cool chick. So go say hi!!!
Lurvs ya Hunty!!!!
Lurvs ya Hunty!!!!
Cargo Pants
Posted 14 years agoSo, went out to the mall to dick around today......and decided to grab a pair of pants. No real reason, just wanted a pair. Now, when presented with my options, the closest thing to my tastes (which I will admit are a bit behind the times) was a pair of cargo pants. Now, to let you in on why this is out of the ordinary. I dress like I think, and I think like my music, that being 70's and 80's. So that means that, yes, I wear tight ass pants. And I have a very nice ass, thank you, so I can wear my butt pants and I enjoy doing so. ANYWAY, I have not worn cargo pants since I was maybe 10 or 12, so Im rather happy to rediscover how comfy they are, not to mention I have so many pockets now! And before you ask, my other options included urban wear with lime green stitches or baby blue skinny jeans. Um, no thanks. Random journal over now, have a nice night.
Love...
Posted 14 years agois fucking retarded. You have to be a 100% complete and total schmuck to believe in that fairy tale bullshit. He loves you? She loves you? Bullshit! Its all a big fucking lie. Nobody will ever love you forever. All it does is lifts up your hopes then rips your heart out and rips it to pieces. Happily Ever After never happens. Life isnt that nice. So all you happy in love people can kiss my ass. Fuck all of you.
*breaks down and cries*
*breaks down and cries*
Getting It Off the Chest
Posted 14 years agoAlright folks, here is something I normally would never do. Yep, you got it, a rant and emotional gush. So if you have no interest in such a thing, as I suspect 99.99% of the readers will lean towards, please go ahead and delete this from your notices box. If you read this and then leave some smart remark or bitch about it, its your own fault in the first place.
Have you ever gone through life feeling like everyone in the world is mad at you? Honestly, think about getting up everyday, hating yourself for even still being alive to begin with, and then having to lie to yourself and the world because you have a complex about being a burden or a pest to people. Ever had that happen to ya? Oh let me tell ya, its just a fucking blast. And then you come online, to a group of people you look to for at least a little bit of support and acceptance, and you cant help but feel like nobody gives a flying rats ass. Ya know that thing called conversation? Its a great thing to have, and comes pretty easy for most popular folks, but its not so easy to come across when you're a nobody. And of course, being terribly shy and scared shit less that people will judge you or blow you off for some reason, you don't exactly venture out that often to be assertive. Now, what about the few people you actually do try to interact with? Surely they're willing to just chat some. And know now that I understand people have lives. Its perfectly fine if you have a lot of stuff going on. I'm happy you are a nice working functioning person, socially speaking. But its not easy to think that and be done when the entire time your mind is screaming at you that those one or two word responses are their way of saying go fuck yourself. Big bold mental letters folks. You try to tell yourself they just have stuff going on. And you'll sit there all nice and pretty like, smiling that fake smile, and go with it. But in your mind again, you're panicking thinking what in the world you did to make them mad, because that's what people do, right? They get mad at you and they blow you off. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't. But you don't want to sound stupid, as much as you feel like that already. So you would never consider asking them. Whats a person to do? Now, by this time you're thinking well aren't there medications out there that help? Ya, there are. And I am taking a few. Do I enjoy it? No. I hate it. I cant stand the fact that I have to take a stupid little pill just to be emotionally stable. To hell with being normal, lets just get through the day without eating a hollow point bullet. So you get this idea. You never post anything about personal problems. But every now and then you do, and people look in your direction. Here comes that crazy brain again. Oh look, he is depressed, ain't that a shame. Lets pat his head and move on, he'll get over it. NO I WONT!!!! That's not the way I am. I cant get over this stuff. And whats more, you try to be as nice as possible. Its all waves and hellos and how are yous but nobody really seems to care. And every now and then you make a mistake. It happens, right? Well of course as paranoid as you are that the other person will be furious and never even look at you again, you try to show how honestly sorry you are. A nod of the head and they're on their way. Surely though, somebody has to talk to you. It cant be that melodramatic and lonely, can it? Yes, there are people. You can count maybe three or four. The rp's are nice. Believe me, its nice to sate a fetish. But when that's all you ever do, you feel like a robot. Hi, welcome to Cum Bot. Ill help you get your rocks off and you can go about your business. So here we go again, another miserable night. Amazing how good of a poker face some people can have, isn't it?
Well, I think that's about it. Ive laid all my feelings out on the table. Real pretty, ain't it? God I fucking hate myself. Now you guys have a nice day. I'm gonna ball myself to sleep and wake up to start another day tomorrow.
And like I said before, if you aren't enjoying what you read, then don't say something smart. It doesn't help either side of the situation.
And another thing. I don't want anybody's sympathy. Ok? I hate myself. Plain and simple. I loathe my existence and I just wanted to let some emotion flow because its supposed to be healthy. I want you all to know the reasons why I do the things I do.
Goodnight and Fuck off
Have you ever gone through life feeling like everyone in the world is mad at you? Honestly, think about getting up everyday, hating yourself for even still being alive to begin with, and then having to lie to yourself and the world because you have a complex about being a burden or a pest to people. Ever had that happen to ya? Oh let me tell ya, its just a fucking blast. And then you come online, to a group of people you look to for at least a little bit of support and acceptance, and you cant help but feel like nobody gives a flying rats ass. Ya know that thing called conversation? Its a great thing to have, and comes pretty easy for most popular folks, but its not so easy to come across when you're a nobody. And of course, being terribly shy and scared shit less that people will judge you or blow you off for some reason, you don't exactly venture out that often to be assertive. Now, what about the few people you actually do try to interact with? Surely they're willing to just chat some. And know now that I understand people have lives. Its perfectly fine if you have a lot of stuff going on. I'm happy you are a nice working functioning person, socially speaking. But its not easy to think that and be done when the entire time your mind is screaming at you that those one or two word responses are their way of saying go fuck yourself. Big bold mental letters folks. You try to tell yourself they just have stuff going on. And you'll sit there all nice and pretty like, smiling that fake smile, and go with it. But in your mind again, you're panicking thinking what in the world you did to make them mad, because that's what people do, right? They get mad at you and they blow you off. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't. But you don't want to sound stupid, as much as you feel like that already. So you would never consider asking them. Whats a person to do? Now, by this time you're thinking well aren't there medications out there that help? Ya, there are. And I am taking a few. Do I enjoy it? No. I hate it. I cant stand the fact that I have to take a stupid little pill just to be emotionally stable. To hell with being normal, lets just get through the day without eating a hollow point bullet. So you get this idea. You never post anything about personal problems. But every now and then you do, and people look in your direction. Here comes that crazy brain again. Oh look, he is depressed, ain't that a shame. Lets pat his head and move on, he'll get over it. NO I WONT!!!! That's not the way I am. I cant get over this stuff. And whats more, you try to be as nice as possible. Its all waves and hellos and how are yous but nobody really seems to care. And every now and then you make a mistake. It happens, right? Well of course as paranoid as you are that the other person will be furious and never even look at you again, you try to show how honestly sorry you are. A nod of the head and they're on their way. Surely though, somebody has to talk to you. It cant be that melodramatic and lonely, can it? Yes, there are people. You can count maybe three or four. The rp's are nice. Believe me, its nice to sate a fetish. But when that's all you ever do, you feel like a robot. Hi, welcome to Cum Bot. Ill help you get your rocks off and you can go about your business. So here we go again, another miserable night. Amazing how good of a poker face some people can have, isn't it?
Well, I think that's about it. Ive laid all my feelings out on the table. Real pretty, ain't it? God I fucking hate myself. Now you guys have a nice day. I'm gonna ball myself to sleep and wake up to start another day tomorrow.
And like I said before, if you aren't enjoying what you read, then don't say something smart. It doesn't help either side of the situation.
And another thing. I don't want anybody's sympathy. Ok? I hate myself. Plain and simple. I loathe my existence and I just wanted to let some emotion flow because its supposed to be healthy. I want you all to know the reasons why I do the things I do.
Goodnight and Fuck off
AC WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 14 years agoHoly.....fucking....shit.......
Today was the greatest and most fun day Ive had in a long time. Got up, drove my ass to Pittsburgh, and hung around at AC all day. Got to see some awesome stuff, bought a few things, had a kick ass time altogether.
Today was the greatest and most fun day Ive had in a long time. Got up, drove my ass to Pittsburgh, and hung around at AC all day. Got to see some awesome stuff, bought a few things, had a kick ass time altogether.
AC Meets?
Posted 14 years agoHeya folks. Gonna be attending Anthrocon, much to my joy, tomorrow. And I was wondering of those that know me which ones are going or are gonna be there. If you are, and are remotely interested in meeting up for any reason, let me know. Of course, as common sense might dictate, a comment here would be nice. Or not me. Either one will do, as Id love to get to shake hands with some of you crazy fucks Ive come to like. Happy Trails and seeya round.
AC Meme
Posted 14 years agoWhere will you be?
Since this is my first con, Ill probably be everywhere at one point or another.
Where are you staying?
Not sure. Might bunk with a pal at their home.
Who will you be with?
Dunno. Might switch around a bit. Got a few peeps to hang with. And anyone that I know that finds me.
Do you do free art?
Free or not, its probably now the quality most people would want to take home.
Do you do trades?
See above.
Do you do commissions?
See above.
Do you have prints/CDs?
See above.
Do you do badges?
Nope.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Nope.
What is your gender?
*checks himself* Male I think.
How old are you?
Old enough to smoke but young enough not to collect Social Security.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Yes and no. But a friendship is always welcome.
Can I touch you?
Im a bit jumpy, so glomping might messy. But I dont mind hugs.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Hells to the ya!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I see no reason why not.
Can I talk to you?
Of course.
Can I give you stuff?
I never pass up free stuff. So be my guest.
Yep, heading to AC. First con ever, so Im kinda pumped. Ill be looking to be there Friday and Saturday, so if any of you folks want to get in touch with me, note me and we'll see to the arrangements.
Since this is my first con, Ill probably be everywhere at one point or another.
Where are you staying?
Not sure. Might bunk with a pal at their home.
Who will you be with?
Dunno. Might switch around a bit. Got a few peeps to hang with. And anyone that I know that finds me.
Do you do free art?
Free or not, its probably now the quality most people would want to take home.
Do you do trades?
See above.
Do you do commissions?
See above.
Do you have prints/CDs?
See above.
Do you do badges?
Nope.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Nope.
What is your gender?
*checks himself* Male I think.
How old are you?
Old enough to smoke but young enough not to collect Social Security.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Yes and no. But a friendship is always welcome.
Can I touch you?
Im a bit jumpy, so glomping might messy. But I dont mind hugs.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Hells to the ya!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I see no reason why not.
Can I talk to you?
Of course.
Can I give you stuff?
I never pass up free stuff. So be my guest.
Yep, heading to AC. First con ever, so Im kinda pumped. Ill be looking to be there Friday and Saturday, so if any of you folks want to get in touch with me, note me and we'll see to the arrangements.
AC Meme
Posted 14 years agoWhere will you be?
Since this is my first con, Ill probably be everywhere at one point or another.
Where are you staying?
Not sure. Might bunk with a pal at their home.
Who will you be with?
Dunno. Might switch around a bit. Got a few peeps to hang with. And anyone that I know that finds me.
Do you do free art?
Free or not, its probably now the quality most people would want to take home.
Do you do trades?
See above.
Do you do commissions?
See above.
Do you have prints/CDs?
See above.
Do you do badges?
Nope.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Nope.
What is your gender?
*checks himself* Male I think.
How old are you?
Old enough to smoke but young enough not to collect Social Security.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Yes and no. But a friendship is always welcome.
Can I touch you?
Im a bit jumpy, so glomping might messy. But I dont mind hugs.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Hells to the ya!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I see no reason why not.
Can I talk to you?
Of course.
Can I give you stuff?
I never pass up free stuff. So be my guest.
Yep, heading to AC. First con ever, so Im kinda pumped. Ill be looking to be there Friday and Saturday, so if any of you folks want to get in touch with me, note me and we'll see to the arrangements.
Since this is my first con, Ill probably be everywhere at one point or another.
Where are you staying?
Not sure. Might bunk with a pal at their home.
Who will you be with?
Dunno. Might switch around a bit. Got a few peeps to hang with. And anyone that I know that finds me.
Do you do free art?
Free or not, its probably now the quality most people would want to take home.
Do you do trades?
See above.
Do you do commissions?
See above.
Do you have prints/CDs?
See above.
Do you do badges?
Nope.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Nope.
What is your gender?
*checks himself* Male I think.
How old are you?
Old enough to smoke but young enough not to collect Social Security.
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Yes and no. But a friendship is always welcome.
Can I touch you?
Im a bit jumpy, so glomping might messy. But I dont mind hugs.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Hells to the ya!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I see no reason why not.
Can I talk to you?
Of course.
Can I give you stuff?
I never pass up free stuff. So be my guest.
Yep, heading to AC. First con ever, so Im kinda pumped. Ill be looking to be there Friday and Saturday, so if any of you folks want to get in touch with me, note me and we'll see to the arrangements.
Q&A ?
Posted 14 years agoHey folks.
I had an idea. Wanted to try hosting a Q&A themed voice thing. Like I post a journal and you ask questions, then I respond with voice posts. Ive seen a few other people on FA doing it and thought it might be interesting to try. Let me know what you think.
I had an idea. Wanted to try hosting a Q&A themed voice thing. Like I post a journal and you ask questions, then I respond with voice posts. Ive seen a few other people on FA doing it and thought it might be interesting to try. Let me know what you think.
Question
Posted 14 years agoKinda wondering how many people actually read this stupid thing.
10 things meme
Posted 14 years agoThe Rules:
- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!
1. I love pizza with a passion
2. Im incredibly shy in person
3. Ive been mistaken for a girl from behind
4. Im a guy and I like plushies, so screw you
5. I love paws but hate actual feet
6. If I could, I would track down and hug each person I call a friend, cuz I loves hugs
7. I eat way too much and exercise way too little
8. I like to play Jugger, which is a kick ass game
9. I am part of a bowling league. I love it, but I suck anyway
10. I am straight, but if anthros were real, Id probably be bi
The first 5 people to read this must reply, and will be tagged. The other 5 are a secret.
- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!
1. I love pizza with a passion
2. Im incredibly shy in person
3. Ive been mistaken for a girl from behind
4. Im a guy and I like plushies, so screw you
5. I love paws but hate actual feet
6. If I could, I would track down and hug each person I call a friend, cuz I loves hugs
7. I eat way too much and exercise way too little
8. I like to play Jugger, which is a kick ass game
9. I am part of a bowling league. I love it, but I suck anyway
10. I am straight, but if anthros were real, Id probably be bi
The first 5 people to read this must reply, and will be tagged. The other 5 are a secret.
Meme
Posted 14 years agoYOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN MY TEMPERPEDIC BED, NEXT TO ME...... Who is also nude....
Using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Please be a good sport. [Or don't, live your own lives]
P.S. Got this from Rattlehead who got it from LunaRuby who got it from jinxy_falina and so on.
Using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Please be a good sport. [Or don't, live your own lives]
P.S. Got this from Rattlehead who got it from LunaRuby who got it from jinxy_falina and so on.
Phobias Meme
Posted 14 years agoSaw this going around and figured why not. Just dont laugh too hard.
I'm afraid of:
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces (over long periods of time, it really gets to you)
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
So far: 6
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
So far: 10
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling (or rather tripping and falling)
[x] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
So far: 14
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
So far: 19
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[x] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
Result: 22
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
22....joy....
I'm afraid of:
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces (over long periods of time, it really gets to you)
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
So far: 6
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
So far: 10
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling (or rather tripping and falling)
[x] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
So far: 14
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
So far: 19
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[x] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
Result: 22
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
22....joy....
Giving Steampunk a Try
Posted 14 years agoHey folks. This journal serves a dual purpose. One to get that rather bothersome last one off my main page and two, to ask a question. How many of you folks are into Steampunk? I know a few friends that have been to cons and seen Punkers and a few have costumes themselves. I love all things old fashioned and this made my day to look into. But Ive noticed one thing. My hair.....I have thick curly hair and from most of what I see, it doesnt exactly compliment the dapper, clean cut look of the Victorian Age. So I was wondering, is there a particular kind of look that would work for me, or maybe a way I can style my hair differently (note I will not cut it, and it almost reaches the base of my neck) so it will configure correctly. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
A Personal Problem
Posted 14 years agoUm.....how can I tell what my sexuality is?
IRL I love girls. Boobs, butts, all that jazz. But human males are just not attractive. That, and there is a slight moral clash there too.
Yet even though I say Im straight, I look at the things I fave here and the other things I view online. Is it the same thing if you would love to be held in the arms of a huge muscled wolf boy?
Sorry if this seems random, but this has been on my mind for a while now.
Help, please?
IRL I love girls. Boobs, butts, all that jazz. But human males are just not attractive. That, and there is a slight moral clash there too.
Yet even though I say Im straight, I look at the things I fave here and the other things I view online. Is it the same thing if you would love to be held in the arms of a huge muscled wolf boy?
Sorry if this seems random, but this has been on my mind for a while now.
Help, please?
Technical Difficulties
Posted 15 years agoHey folks.
I am having a bit of a problem.
Ok, so I log on to Bigfurs and hit the IRC. Nothing happens. It says the connection timed out.
So I try Offscale IRC, same thing.
Then I try Ice Chat. It tells me that the connection timed out as well. Is it the internet, my computer, or what? Please help!
I am having a bit of a problem.
Ok, so I log on to Bigfurs and hit the IRC. Nothing happens. It says the connection timed out.
So I try Offscale IRC, same thing.
Then I try Ice Chat. It tells me that the connection timed out as well. Is it the internet, my computer, or what? Please help!
