People are saying the recent shootings and resergence of #BLM was a galvanizing, polarizing action orchestrated in order to hide Sen. Clinton's mismanagement. Something to make people forget about her.


I think what really happened was GO was released to cover up Might No. 9







I also want people to say I'm comparing a murder to a video game.

I also wanna know how people have 900+cp pidgoets. Mine has almost a full bar and it's only 500 or so

When I was young, maybe 8 or 10 years old, my mother would go to bingo every friday night and take me with. She would buy me a sheet and I'd play. One night, I finally won and got 90 bucks. We were so happy. Aww we were luvydovy. Then she says "look man, let's go buy you some shoes" and I'm like "well alright" and out the door we went. I ain't need um. I ain't wantum. But on my feet they went.

A few weeks pass. I'm gettin kinda hungry. So I says to my momma, I says to her, let's get a pizza! And she laff. I'm kinda funny. She say - "wit what money" and I'm like "wit my money" an she like "You broke!" Now she funny too.

So I says, I says to momma, whut bout them 90 bucks?! And she say

"You wearin' um"



I dunno. Started makin a comment about parents and I started channeling some George T god rest his he ain't dead. Thought it was too goofy.

Gonna disable comments if it gets to heavy.

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Why does this game has to be fun?

Doesn't it understand I can't afford to buy it right now? Abd my computer can barely run it?

But yah. It fun.

Saaaaad.

Nuked 7000 submissions
200 something journals.

If anyone had anything they really wanted me to see... I probably don't give a fuck.

When an artist disappears for a while and then comes back with a flood of art I'm not interested in.

I can't think of a better, faster way for me to unwatch someone.

I just wish that it would retroactively remove all the notifications I've piled up from them.

F5

Or a reasonable facsimile of them.



1 - Let's say I own a movie. And lets say I wanna show that movie to a good friend (or friends) who may live on a whole 'nother hemisphere. What service/system would y'all recommend for that? One what ain't gonna have no trouble with me doin so.



2 - Let's say I own an album containing a song that may or may not be displayed above. Let's say that the version that plays in a video, one that may or may not be displayed above, hits my ear better. Anyone would be able to direct me to a way to take said version and put it on a playback device that I may or may not own. Or just give me the rip. I'll help alleviate you of your illegal merchandise.

Not having a headache, for one.

But what I really don't hate is when an artist doesn't decide "Oh. Hey. I'm bored with this name/suddenly I'm concious that what I'm doing I'm posting online/fuck off" and opens a new account, and then completely nukes the old account.

I ain't gonna lie. I watch an unhealthy number of people. I have 4800 submissions to wade through atm. Some from as far back as last year, or 140 days ago. 90% of them are not from people I'm on a first name basis with. Or an any-name basis with, really. So when someone page jumps, and then erases their trail, I'm left with the really concerning idea - "Do I really want to follow?" I have no basis of why I liked their work in the first place, and the new account typically doesn't have a whole metric fuck ton posted already, so I really don't have a good feel on the person, enough for me to say "Yah. That person. I want them delaying my day for up to 10 minutes at a time."

I also wouldn't hate a little dime in the ol' Calrissian wish fund...

Yah. It was... it was a movie. Mmhmm.



Believe it or not, there really isn't anything I could spoil. Everything about the meat and potatoes of the movie is already spilled all over the trailers. It's kinda disappointing in that sense, but this movie is meat, potatoes, green beans, rice dressing, gravy, fucking on the table with the turkey bone poking you in the buttcheeks.

I'm not saying there's a lot of substance to the movie ... but it is funny. Like, laugh out loud funny. At least, that's what the theater around me did.

I watched it alone.

Which is sad

cause it's a love story.

Just wow. I mean wow.

Some kid (I say kid, maybe like, 16 y/o) said "That was worth the 10 year wait."

And if I woulnd't have been before my time, I would've corrected him and said "No, that was worth the 30 year wait."

I don't know if it's the fact that they're working with characters we know, or what, but this movie was just awesome.

Go see it.

What do you get when you cross Caitlyn Jenner, Ms Piggy, and Popeye's girlfriend?



A trans-fat oil.

I dunno why I'm up at 6 am on thanksgiving with nothing cooked yet and no sleep, but here I am.

Oh wait. I know why. Been playing too much payday. Sold some dota stuff so I could finally buy the fucking grinder deck. Fucking imba as hell. Trying to ship a few more items to buy some other missing dlc. ... And people be sayin the game is dead.

A'ight. So. The elephant and the kat are gonna be ditching cable sometime soon and/or moving. But I've suckled at the teet of network television my whole life, if only casually in the background for the last few years. I've gotten very happy to program, record, and watch at my own leisure.

So my question is - which would suit me better? Hulu? or Netflicks?

I'm more keen on cartoons (Steven Universe, Adventure Time, TMNT) and Mythbusters and I would kinda like to keep current with their seasons. I haven't wanted, necessarily, to watch 'exclusives' like Daredevil ... (and that's literally the only one worth mentioning for me, from what I saw) so they aren't a factor, I don't think.

So. Suggestions? Feel free to bring up something third party. I might even just go for dvds, but those box sets get expensssssive.

I dunno. I feel like fielding some questions.

Any questions?

It's today, if you had any questions.

It's also national left hander's day, which is bizzare as hell.

(Could still use some more steam cash, yo.)

1) An icon from  prepawsterous 's adorable fathead thingambobber. Maybe couple's.

2) A dark Link costume so I can go cosplaying with  katzy for Halloween. Or next year's comic-con.

3) For everyone to know that I'm attending Marilyn Manson's concert on Halloween night. Woo!

4) To get my mind off my mother's passing.

5) A new job.

6) ... maybe like 20 steam bucks.


Yup. That's what a phant wants for their birthday. One week from today.

Blame  soto I mean, if ya have a desire to art, art! I will muse for anyone!

I'm not clued in on streaming services anymore. Can y'all gimme some easy recommendations for an easy game streaming site/service I could maybe tool around with?

I heard a giant pass me by.

I stopped and I listened to the footfalls all around me.

In a brief moment of shame and stupidity, I had started fancied myself a giant until I was shown I was an ant among the redwoods.

And I pondered and I perplexed at how quiet this giant could be. How aloof. How unaware. How carefree.

So in my naivety I hollered at the giant, and I said 'Hey! You're pretty big!'

And as I tensed up and I puffed my breast and as I fully expected to get clobbered...

I had the wind knocked out of me when he said 'Hey, you are too.'

And maybe no one else would view it that way, the mountain conversing with a pebble...

But I've been told that nobody else viewed the world quite like Doug, either.

Tonight, the forest is silent, save for single, nutty, wingerized squirrel moaning out a one note song.

Just spent a few days down in Mexico. Cozumel and the Yucatan, to be exact.

Had a bit of fun. Finally got a ring for Katzy so yay.

Work kinda fucked me over on my shifts, though, so I have to go in whereas I was suppose to have this whole weekend off to recover which I really could use right now. My land-legs are not really effective at the moment. ... swishy, swashy...

So yah. Yay! Nobody missed me!

http://www.reddit.com/r/babyelephantgifs

Nope. Nope. Should not have clicked that.

Full frontal d'awwwwwww

Alright. I'll cave. Few days late and a coupla dollars short I got into this lil diddy.



I'm holding back my tongue about mucha nothin', but I would like to hear y'all thoughts on it, etc. Let's not bring your little fillies into the mix, though.


Personally, I'm a fan of the idea that Yellow (called Authur) wasn't possessed at all and his jealous is what lead him to... do that thing he did. Yah. I like that idea. Makes it even sadder! Muahahaha

Did I mention it's really kinda sad? Yah. Watch it with your beua.


Also, I'm gonna kinda bandwagon here and say I'm lookin for some icons'n'junk. You doin' some? Know who's doin' some? Lemme know. My coupla short dollars might find their way into said person's pocket.

It's FaceSpace for furs, without any of the constant 'Play my game!' spam shit. ... yet.

And I'm on there!

http://www.furgather.com/MinnieShoof

I'm sitting here at work at this ungodly hour I wasn't suppose to be working for a job I already have a replacement for and I wonder what in my cruel mind possessed me to come out here, and then it dawns on me: otherwise, I'd have my foot in the peanut butter.


If you didn't get that, it's ok. Elephant jokes have a rich tradition of confounding and confusing simply on the basis that that is their reason for being. I would like to make/have done a series of images based on some of these ticklers.

If you know any good ones, please, share!
If you're willing to try your pen at a few, lemme know! Minnie would be a gracious guest star!
If you want Minnie front and center counter-part to a creation of your own, just drop me a line.
Regardless, talk. I wanna know what makes you giggle.

Here are some of my favorites

Q: Why did the elephant paint its fingernails red?
A: So it could hide in the strawberry patch.

Q: How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you?
A: By the smell of peanuts on its breath.

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the butter.

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to build a new fence.

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a purple elephant?
A: Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's an empty Mini parked outside.

Q: What do elephants have that nothing else has?
A: Baby elephants.
Q: What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse going on vacation.
Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse coming back from vacation.
Q: What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails?
A: Two elephants.

Q: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A: Because if it were small, white and hard it would be an aspirin.
Q: Why are golf balls small and white?
A: Because if they were big and grey they would be elephant's balls.

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?
A: Their color.
Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants.
Q: What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the plums; she was color blind.

Went go see As Above, So Below today.

It's really something when you can go into a movie theater with little to no expectations and leave feeling slightly disapointed.

It wasn't like... DB:Evolutions bad to where it was funny... but it wasn't very good, either. I imagine this is what it was like for people who go see the original Blair Witch with no preface or buzz about it. You basicly have to already be 'Ou mi gud, ze cataecombs in par-wee, so super spoopy!' about it to get anything out of it. The pacing wasn't 'not good' - it didn't show up entirely. I mean, you could imagine that this was directly what the story board artist had penned. When he turned to the director and said 'so how are we gonna pad this out to 2 or so hours?' the reply back was "nah, this's good" 'but I didn't even end it! three characters are still trapped without a clue how to escape the darkness!'

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But no. That was it. Keeping to fashion, we just have a straight up Fairy Tell bullshit ending where the main character just like football tackles through these demons (not once, twice) finds out the secret was inside her/love/believing/chemical X all along and they just make it out of hell and are like 'cool. That's just bairly more than an hour and a half, or three tv eps, so that's cool, that's a wrap.'

There is no time devoted to exploring the characters or even the main girl's movtive. And that's even with a half hour or so devoted to being out of the catacombs.

One little spoiler-laden nit pick I have is why did she see her father in the caves in Iran? If all the super spoopy shit didn't happen until they entered the catacombs, why was she treated to that little horror all the way out there? Was simply being on the trail of the philosopher's stone such an egregious act that the willies and the spookys came out to find you wherever you are?



Overall, it was like a shakey cam movie with a few too many protags. Nobody was able to capture adequate screen time and not everyone dies in the end, and instead of one final horror twist, we get a sorta-happy ending. Which is bad.

Their shenanigans are colorful, and cheeky.
http://9gag.com/gag/a754GBe

... I need to turn that into an avatar.

Happy birthday, me.